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Josh Hutcherson in Future Man Season 1 Episode 9 (Josh wearing lingerie is everything lol.)

  • Ray: *nudges MC awake at 4am*
  • Ray: Do you like me?
  • MC: I MARRIED you!
  • Ray: Yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a husband? Unclear

anonymous asked:

Freddie has an obsession with Annabelle?

(The reason I call it an obsession and not a crush is because, well, it’s not. Sure, he may think it’s a crush, but it’s nothing like how a boy would see a girl and have his heart skip a beat. He thinks he needs her. That without her the afterlife would be boring. He will never let Annabelle leave him, and he’ll do anything to keep her. Remember, Freddie is a horrible person.)

trans guys: don’t date someone who isn’t attracted to guys. don’t date lesbians. don’t date straight guys. don’t date someone who acts like they’re only dating you because you’re “”close enough to a girl.”” you’re not a girl in any way, and you deserve to date someone who loves you for your gender, not despite it.

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I had promised a KiriBaku kid something like months ago, and tbh most of the reason why it took me this long is because I couldn’t pick between these two so?? In the end just have them both I guess - some info about them under cut, in case you wanna know more!!

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  • Gryffindor: *walks into room* Good morning everyone!
  • Hufflepuff: Good morning.
  • Ravenclaw: Good morning.
  • Gryffindor: You sound like robots! 'Good morning, good morning.' Come on spice it up a bit!
  • Slytherin: *walks in* HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!

Peter: You beat people up and charge money?

Bucky: Yeah.

Tony: Sad, isn’t it?

Peter: How much would you charge to beat up Flash?

Tony: [horrified] What?

Bucky: How much you got?

Peter: Thirty bucks.

[Bucky nods in acceptance]

Tony: That’s good, this conversation is over.