original big bang

Ryder: Cora’s mad at me. 

Liam: What’d you say to her?

Ryder: Well, I just asked her if I should go see that new Blasto movie. 

Liam: And that made her angry?

Ryder: Crazy, right? We were making out and I stopped so I could ask the question. Next thing I know, goodbye kissy face. Hello, yelly face. 

  • Bucky: So what, you’ve already got Tony!
  • Steve: How do I have Tony? In what universe do I have Tony?!
  • Bucky: So I can have Tony?
  • Steve: Hell no!

Wade: Okay. Oh, boy, we’re just married to a couple of ballbusters, huh, Barnes?

Bucky: That’s my husband and son you’re talking about.

Wade: Great couple of guys.

Bucky: I wouldn’t go that far.

If you ever feel bad about yourself remember that if you were a fictional character people would probably love you for all your flaws and quirks and mannerisms that you probably hate.

  • Bucky: What should I do then?
  • Steve: Just smile.
  • Bucky: [smiles]
  • Clint: Oh crap, that’s terrifying.
  • Sam: We’re here to cheer up Tony, not kill Batman.

Clint: So, why’d you agree to come?

Bucky: ‘Cause Tony made me.

Clint: I tried to back out, too. Tasha said I had to go.

Bucky: Really? Your pally makes you do stuff? You’re a scary spy.

Clint: You’re an assassin, and your husband makes you do things, and he’s only four feet tall.

[Steve, Bucky, Sam and Scott are driving back to the Avengers compound]

Scott: Barnes, can I ask you a question?

Bucky: Sure.

Scott: [about Tony leaving with Wolverine] Are you bothered by the fact that your former boyfriend left the gala with what is probably the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen in my life?

Bucky: [grumbles] No. Why do you ask?

Scott: Because you’re going 120 miles per hour.

Bucky: May I have one of your fries?
Tony: Of course. Can I have a bite of your burger?
Bucky: Absolutely not.
Clint: Some perfect couple. He won’t even share his food with him.
Bucky: It has avocado on it. He’s allergic to avocado.

  • Kit: i passed the clave testing!
  • Ty: good job! *sticks sticker on Kit's shirt*
  • Kit: you're giving me a sticker...
  • Ty: it's not just a sticker
  • Ty: it's a sticker of a kitty saying 'Me-wow'
  • Kit: i'm not a pre-schooler!
  • Ty: fine, i'll take it back
  • Kit: i earned this, back off!