original big bang

  • Bucky: So what, you’ve already got Tony!
  • Steve: How do I have Tony? In what universe do I have Tony?!
  • Bucky: So I can have Tony?
  • Steve: Hell no!

Wade: Okay. Oh, boy, we’re just married to a couple of ballbusters, huh, Barnes?

Bucky: That’s my husband and son you’re talking about.

Wade: Great couple of guys.

Bucky: I wouldn’t go that far.

  • Bucky: What should I do then?
  • Steve: Just smile.
  • Bucky: [smiles]
  • Clint: Oh crap, that’s terrifying.
  • Sam: We’re here to cheer up Tony, not kill Batman.

If you ever feel bad about yourself remember that if you were a fictional character people would probably love you for all your flaws and quirks and mannerisms that you probably hate.

Clint: So, why’d you agree to come?

Bucky: ‘Cause Tony made me.

Clint: I tried to back out, too. Tasha said I had to go.

Bucky: Really? Your pally makes you do stuff? You’re a scary spy.

Clint: You’re an assassin, and your husband makes you do things, and he’s only four feet tall.