original 21 jump street

  • Kieran: You punched me because I'm gay?
  • Julian: What? No, I… Oh, come on.
  • Diego: That's not cool, man.
  • Livvy: That is really insensitive.
  • Julian: I didn't punch him because he's gay, I punched him… and then he happened to turn out to be gay afterwards.
  • Kieran: I was gay when you punched me!
  • Diego: In a weird way it might have been homophobic NOT to punch you because you were gay.
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Johnny Depp and Peter DeLuise: NBC News Today interview (February 1, 1988)

Reasons why Sony is the worst film studio today!

Originally posted by feellng

This … this “company” … is now an absolute travesty!!!

Yeah, that’s right, I’m focusing on this “studio”!

Originally posted by lux--et--umbra

I am now gonna try my very damn best, to rip and tear down this freaking studio to shit!!!

Lets get right to it! 

REASONS WHY SONY IS THE WORST FILM STUDIO TODAY!!!

1. They have made some of the worst decisions ever in the film industry!

Everyone makes mistakes, it’s all part of life.

And when we make mistakes, we learn from them and do better in life.

The same goes for making films, directors, writers, producers, etc.

Great filmmakers like Spielberg and Scorsese for example have made mistakes, but then went on to create better movies because of learning from those mistakes.

Sony on the other hand, just fucks shit up almost every time!

Not every Sony movie is bad. They’re great movies from Sony. There’s for example such as “Sausage Party”, “Fury”, the original “Spider-Man” movies, “The Interview”, and “21 Jump Street”.

But … Sony has made more piles of shits than masterpieces! 

The decisions they make are unforgivable! 

For example, Avi Arad.

This motherfucker decided to produce “The Amazing Spider-Man 1 and 2″

I think they’re decent, but these movies are huge disappointments! 

Avi, who had creative control on two of these movies, decided to make Spider-Man not as inspiring and uplifting as Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man!

While Andrew Garfield did a great job as acting as Spidey/Peter, his character is not who Spider-Man is!

It’s supposed to be inspiring and uplifting! It can be dark in some moments, but it doesn’t have to be mopey in every single scene!!!

In the sequel, Avi then decided to cram in so many fucking villains that didn’t really serve a purpose, and motivations that made little to no sense! 

Learn from “Spider-Man 3″! Oh wait, they didn’t… never mind. 

The director, Marc Webb, deserved to make his version! Garfield and Stone deserved better!

Now they gave up creative control to Marvel Studios, but Sony is still distributing the films.


While I am happy to see Spidey with Marvel, I still wondered what it would’ve been like if “The Amazing Spider-Man 3″ happened.

Another example is them just making films that are desperate to be turned into franchises and in the end… it’s all shit!

“Spectre” and “Aloha” are some of the most boring movies I have ever seen!

Sony is now still going to hire Daniel Craig for “Bond 25″! I love Craig, but come on! Hire another bond, like a “passing the torch” type of thing, with the theory of “James Bond” being a code name!

They also take creative control away from talented directors that deserve better!!!

Final example out of many… ADAM SANDLER!!!

Sony allowed this “comedian” to make one of the worst comedies of the 2000s and 2010s! 

“That’s My Boy”!

“Jack and Jill”!

“Zookeeper”!

“Blended”!

I don’t need to say more!


2. They are desperate to release any movie that comes out of their ass!

So… Sony has many movies that are in development and production. 

Some good ones are coming up! But they’re movies that I think are destined to fail! 

First, they are trying to make a crossover between “21 Jump Street” and “Men in Black”!

Also, Sony is gonna release another “Resident Evil” movie!

They are now making a sequel to one of the best Robin Williams movies of all time, “Jumanji”!

And … there’s “The Emoji Movie”!!!

Holy mother fucking shit!!!! This leads to my final problem!


3. They’re animated movies are perfect examples of how to make animation terrible!

Animation is … unique. Imaginative. Innovative. Creative. 

Animation is not a genre … it’s a way to tell a story in a unique way.

It’s too add beautiful visuals with good storytelling.

“Disney” and “Dreamworks” have been doing this very well with their recent films.

But Sony just fucks it all up! 

“Transylvania”!

“The Smurfs 1 and 2″!

“Cloudy 2″!

And Sony’s upcoming film is a fucking emoji movie! 

It’s a fucking travesty!

They are not thinking creatively, they’re thinking on trends!

What plot can Sony pull out of their ass?!

Animation is supposed to inspire creativity to everyone! 

Kids especially adore animation! They can learn so many life lessons, and learn how to be better people!

But Sony just does whatever they want! 

If you want Sony and Hollywood especially, to stop making these types of bad pieces of shits, then don’t go see this movie! 

Their language is money, nothing more!

*Deep Breath*.

Woah! 

That seems to be it.

That’s my take.


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I’ve seen quite a few semi threatening/anxiety inducing posts about this so i’m just here to reassure you guys that:

it is ok to still like movies that Johnny Depp is in

it is ok to still laugh at the silly Jack Sparrow scenes 

it is ok to still appreciate Johhny Depp’s acting ability

you’re not a bad person for liking a Johnny Depp movie

Johnny Depp has starred in a lot of popular films (POTC, Edward Scissorhands, the original 21 Jump Street, basically every Tim Burton film ever) and it’s perfectly ok to still enjoy them and appreciate the art he has made.

However, it is not ok to:

trivialize Amber Heard’s abuse

say things like “well, I’m a big fan of Johnny so it can’t be true”

whine about how “this will ruin his career”

say terrible things like “she’s lying,” “she’s doing it for the attention,” or “she deserved it.”

I actually saw one post where someone said they were “team Johnny” like jfc I wanted to fling myself onto a cactus after that

anyway, above all else, it is not ok to say biphobic things and make this about Amber Heard’s sexuality, when really it is about domestic abuse

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My ‘Most Anticipated Films of 2014’

It’s that time of the year again! I can’t believe we’re so close to the end of 2013 already! Nonetheless, i’m looking forward to the new year and of course all the films that will be released throughout it. So without further adieu (i feel like i say this all the time… here are my most anticipated films of 2014!

'RoboCop’ (February 12th) - I remember rather fondly watching the original films when i was young and so far from what i’ve seen from the trailer this re-boot looks really good, slightly different from what i remember from the original but still nonetheless one i look forward to watching for sure!

'Captain America: The Winter Solider’ (April 4th) - I’m probably in the minority with those who thought that the first Captain America film was one of the best from the phase of the Marvel films (minus The Avengers). All i can say is that i loved the first and i hope i love this one even more!

'The Amazing Spider-man 2 (May 2nd)Spider-man, Spider-man, Does whatever a spider can. Back for round 2… or 5 depending on the way you look at it. This film definitely has a lot going for it and it could go either way. So i can’t wait to see how this film turns out.

'Godzilla’ (May 16th) - I don’t remember the last time i saw a dinosaur film - there are the Jurassic Park films but i wasn’t old enough to watch or fully experience it in cinemas, so i guess you can say that i’m looking forward to seeing Godzilla!

'How to Train Your Dragon 2’ (June 16th) - I  was rather surprised at how much i liked the first film. All i can really say right now is that i’m really glad that  there’s going to be a sequel! Bring on more Hiccup and Toothless!

'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ (June 11th) - Who could forget the moment that Caesar blurted out that infamous NOO!! Shit got real and from that moment on, i was ready for this sequel to happen as soon as possible! Only 7 months to go!

'22 Jump Street(June 13th) - Good comedies today are usually rather hard to come by and 21 Jump street was so awesomely funny and original. I really hope that this sequel will be able to do if not the same, even better!

'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ (August 8th)Cowabunga! I remember watching and loving the cartoon and films as a kid, so i guess no matter who (Michael Bay) eventually got a hold of this film for a re-boot i’d end up watching it. 

'The Hunger Games: Mockingjay: Part 1’ (November 21st) - I’m not too crazy about the final book being split into 2 films. There’s a 50/50 chance it won’t work and there is of course the 1 year long wait between each film but i’m confident as the first two were great that it’ll be worthwhile! 

Isn’t it weird that 6 out of the 9 films i picked are sequels?!

Here are a few other films that didn’t quite make my top 9 but i’m still looking forward to seeing! (In no particular order)

— 'Welcome to Yesterday’

— ’The Maze Runner’

— ’Transformers: Age of Extinction’

— ’Guardians of the Galaxy’

— ’Need for Speed' 

Ginnifer Goodwin is voicing Judy Hopps in Zootopia.

Judy Hopps is a rabbit, but her name is really a sly reference to officer Judy Hoffs, a character on the original 21 Jump Street television program, played by Holly Robinson Peete, alongside co-star Johnny Depp.

I suspect Zootopia might be filled with a lot of cop show puns.

Just sayin.