original!red

  • Mara Jade: As far as I'm concerned, I'm square with you.
  • Luke Skywalker: I saved your life a couple times. How the heck are you square with me?
  • Mara Jade: Because I didn't kill you back at Myrkr.
  • Luke Skywalker: You know, I really don't see how not killing somebody is the same thing as doing them a favor.
  • Mara Jade: Well, if you don't appreciate it, I could just kill you right now.
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We, uhhhhh, might need to postpone Easter this year until some better bunnies become available.

  • Normani: Do you guys wonder why we're here?
  • Lauren: One of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything. You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
  • Normani: What? I mean why are we HERE, in Simon's office?