organic dish

anonymous asked:

So Keith's dad is pretty tall, right? And he has galra blood (presumably from his mom). Galra are huge, did you see how tall allura got?! Which means Keith's genes are tallxgiant. So I hc that in the next few years he'll hit a growth spurt kinda thing and shoot up almost a head taller than shiro. Keith sometimes rests his head on Lance's (because he can) because they always stand so close together

I want to marry this headcanon as soon as possible

Beauty Tipz

-shave with almond oil my god my legs have never looked and felt so good

-apply coconut oil to you hair at the ends seriously it will moisture tf out of your dry ass hair

-put Aloe Vera all over your face just trust me it’s amazing you’ll feel amazing

-if you have red areas on your skin apply tea tree oil

-if you need to exfoliate make your own scrub with brown sugar, coconut oil, and honey

-scars? Apply lemon juice and plain yogurt all up on those targeted areas twice a week

-Want shiny hair? Eggs. Beat them eggs and apply it all over your hair

-drink some damn water let’s be real you could drink way more than you already have rn

-need a toner for your face? Mix apple vinegar cider with water and apply it all over the face

-if you have sweaty feet put it in a bowl of warm water and tea. I have no clue why, but it works to stop the sweat being so extra

-if you dyed your hair black and it’s too dark for you wash your hair with dawn dish soap it’ll lighten it

-If you paint your nails, but need them to dry quick place your fingers in a cold as f cup of water for a minute and they will be dry

(All of these ingredients should be organic af btw besides the dawn and nail polish duh)

GOT7 On Cutthroat Kitchen

A.N. I love this show and if you haven’t seen it’s literally that show you scream at the tv. Even though it’s just suppose to be 4 contestants on each episode imagines it’s seven for this one lol

T.W. Cuss words 


JB:

  • Literally only doing this because he wants the money
  • And to prove that he’s a better cook out of the other chiefs
  • His plan is to save his money unless one of the other dumbasses gives him a sabotage
  • Will definitely give the death glare to someone who grabs the ingredients he needs before he can get it.
  • Wants to literally throw a frying pan at Jackson because he won’t stop complaining about how this dish isn’t organic enough and people just want to ruin him
  • Makes it to the final round but doesn’t win because his last one was such a letdown compared to his other dishes
  • Only reason was because Youngjae made him make a cake with no flour and eggs. 

Mark

  • Amateur chef that loves to cook but never has done it professionally but thinks he has potential so he could win this
  • So he’ll just want to have fun over anything 
  • He says he doesnt want to win but he’s lying
  • Forgot to grab one of the main ingredients so plans to buy the sabotage to ruin everyone else’s chances.
  • Will spend about $2,000-$5,000 for a sabotage
  • But if he’s given one, he’ll rock that shit.
  • Get eliminated the second round cause it wasn’t bad but it lacked a little bit more seasoning plus his plating looked terrible

Jackson:

  • The one that everyone loves so much in the beginning but people will start to give the “are you serious?” look to him
  • His the struggling back story about his life before he discovered the organic lifestyle
  • Will spend 20 minutes talking about that “struggling back story” but the show producers decide to cut it out cause it was not as important compared to the show itself
  • Screams while running to grab the ingredients 
  • Panics when people starts spending their money so he screams numbers out loud 
  • Starts yelling in all the languages he knows, just because the timer is freaking him out. He got eliminated after the first round.
  • “I can’t do this but I’m still gonna do it.” That’s his motto from the show or well the only round he was on.

Jinyoung:

  • “Hi, my name is Park Jinyoung and I’m a full time mother of six and I  love to cook for my children all the time, even though I want to murder them.”
  • He literally can’t cook fancy shit like everyone else but can make good home cook meals
  • He excels in desserts though, cause sweets is what makes his kids shut up.
  • Doesn’t care about the sabotages like he’s a mother of six!? Like nothing is bad compared to them especially if he’s cooking against them
  • Like if Bambam wins the sabotage, Jinyoung will give him the death glare and wont get that sabotage.
  • But will throw a fit that Yugyeom spend $3,000 for Jinyoung to wear a dinosaur costume for the second round 
    • a reason why he got eliminated was because he almost caught on fire, who knew full body costumes could catch on fire so easily.
  • Get’s mad at that and pays to take away Yugyeom’s knifes 
  • “GOOD LUCK CUTTING THAT STEAK WITHOUT A KNIFE DUMBASS.”

Youngjae:

  • Aw this poor chief is the newbie to the whole scene and everyone loves him but wants to ruin him
  • Makes a scared face when he’s grabbing food products
  • He suddenly forgets how to make mac n cheese and starts panicking
  • Either way he got a sabotage and had to cook with fake processed food but he made it work and wanted to give the middle fingers to all them assholes
  • Wins the judge over his gorgeous smile even though he’s about to ruin all these bitches
  • Spends a total of $12,000 in this round and just giggles when he gives everyone their “surprises” for the second round. 
  • JB had to cook in a tiny kitchen, Mark had to cook with science instruments, Jinyoung and Yugyeom can’t cook until 10 minutes has passed
  • He wins the whole thing and just does this sweet evil laugh 

Bambam:

  • The hipster chief that isn’t even a chief, he just has a instagram dedicated to food so in his mind he’s a chief
  • Legit doesn’t know what the fuck is going on
  • He just wants the money
  • Like he knew he wasn’t going to win but he wanted to know what it’s like to hold $25,000 in one hand.
  • Doesn’t cook everything properly and even if he did the saltbae thing, it wasn’t enough seasoning
  • Safe to say his ass is eliminated after the first round
  • “This was fun, can’t wait to make a video of this and post it on youtube. Maybe I’ll get a shit ton of views. Watch out for your bbooooiii Double B. Ha! good night.”

Yugyeom:

  • Literally that snooty chief that thinks he’s going to win
  • Mid way through the first round he starts to lose his cool because why are the other chiefs good!? Like wtf!??
  • He makes his plating looks fancy as fuck like it would deserve to be on Bambam’s instagram feed
  • He literally screams and wants to throw a fork at Bambam for taking a picture of his food and not focusing on the challenge.
  • To piss JB and Jinyoung out he takes out all of the ingredients they would need for the challenge but will slip some of them into Youngjae’s basket. 
  • When Jinyoung took away his knifes he was planning on murdering him backstage.
  • Makes a mad confused wtf face when he didn’t go to the third round like his plate was a million times prettier compared to Youngjae’s and JB’s.
ellie’s baked chocolate thing

¼ cup of butter
3 tablespoons of sugar
½ coup flour
some amount of vanilla extract
a lot more sugar
just a little bit of milk
walnuts
?? baking soda
egg
????? cocoa powder

* step 1: in a depressive haze, while procrastinating several important projects, stumble across an “edible” cookie dough recipe. snort to yourself as you make the aunt joke about how all cookie dough is edible. decide youre going to make it

* step 2: get up and get the ingredients, follow them for almost the entire the duration of the recipe, then realize you don’t have chocolate chips. take out your roommates 3 month old microwavable melting chocolate from the fridge and take off a small, hopefully unnoticeable piece (if youre reading this, zi, i’m sorry)

* step 3: try to break it off into little chips. realize it isn’t working. try to use the electric mixer to break it off into little chips. its really not working

* step 4: mistakenly microwave the entire bowl thinking it will just turn into regular chocolatey cookie dough. make sure to think hard about how all the butter you creamed is melting but dont take it out of the microwave. just think about it

* step 5: taste it. its not good. add more sugar. taste it. still not good. add more sugar and butter. taste it.

* step 6: god damn it maybe you should just bake it into regular cookies? realize that because it was and “edible” cookie dough recipe, it probably wont bake well. probably

* step 7: damn it all to hell. youve made some cookies before. just pour some baking powder and crack an egg in there. use a butter knife to mix this poorly because you already put the electric mixer beater in the sink

* step 8: ok. maybe this will be a cookie? put some walnuts in there just cuz.

* step 9: think about how thats more of a brownie thing. well, it is kind of like a brownie. brownie cookies? oh jeez, what if they just melt into a solid thin layer on the baking sheet. ok, so you’ll just bake them in a pan, like blondies, or giant cookies that you can cut.

* step 10: you know what, while we’re at it, why not just make them into brownies? they’re kind of brownies? dump indiscernible amounts of cocoa powder in there. mix poorly with the knife again. dissociate.

* step 11: grease a very small baking pan, pour the… batter? dough? mix? into the pan. it will seem both like and unlike any chocolate baked good you’ve made in your life and its kind of uncanny but its fine

* step 12: ok, so who knows what this will be like, but who cares, it will probably be good. it’s a surprise. snort as you make the dad joke about not needing labels

* step 13: realize you didn’t preheat the oven. preheat the oven to whatever number feels right

* step 14: reorganize the dirty dishes in your sink. feel a bit more productive than before

* step 15: as you put away ingredients, waterfall some milk into your mouth so you don’t have to get a cup but also don’t put bacteria on the lip of the milk. it feels weird but funny

* step 16: sprinkle more walnuts on there in an empty but also genuine gesture towards simple zest for life

* step 17: put the chocolate thing in the oven until you can smell it.

* step 18: take it out. you probably put the knife in the sink when you were organizing the dirty dishes so now you have to wash a different one to poke the chocolate thing. poke it even though you think its for sure done.

* step 19: even though the top looks entirely cooked, the center is still entirely liquid. don’t worry; you might think that means if you put it back in, the top will burn, but just turn down the oven to whatever feels righter and wrap it in some foil and pop it back in and kinda stop caring about it

* step 20: check it again whenever. its still not done anyway

* step 21: check again. seems baked all the way through. looks like a loaf, smells kinda good. take it out again. where did you put that knife????????

* step 22: find the knife on the floor of the living room or somewhere else it shouldn’t be. bonus if its on carpet. why are you like this?

* step 23: slice a piece immediately and eat it with the knife and your hands (power combo). its………. ok. enjoy!

got7 making a meal for their S/O | imagine

yugyeom:
- a microwaveable TV dinner for two
- “bone apple titties!” (Bon appetit)
- opens up a bottle of exclusive, pure tree-grown grape juice
- is not getting the succ
- s/o ends up cooking
- yugyeom decides to eat the two meals anyway
- “So what it’s a kids meal!”
- throws a fit since his S/O is disappointed every time he ‘cooks’
- doesn’t know how to operate a stove
- makes his S/O suffer by making them reach for their food

jackson:
- mr. organic
- actually can cook but is too afraid
- screams while frying the food since the oil starts popping
- burns his organic & non-GMO chicken dish
- “is the smoke in the air supposed to be black?”
- has no shirt on while he cooks
- loud because he’s Jackson
- requests for his S/O to call him ‘Chef Daddy’
- pours red wine in a glass out on the patio of Paris
- forces S/O to taste the food just in case to see who it might poison first
- tries to be sexy while he brings out the food but falls over


mark:
- “I’m not cooking wtf.”
- actually ends up cooking
- looks online at some random recipe and throws everything together
- is afraid of high heat and yells “Oh my goodness!” Every time the grease pops
- has on an oversized hoodie as he cooks with his S/O admiring him
- probably made burgers or something simple
- “Say ahh.” he would say trying to feed them
- feeds his S/O because it’s cute
- has a conversation over random things while he laughs loudly

bambam:
- the smell of burnt casserole can be smelled everywhere
- almost burns the house down
- forces his S/O to dab with him or they get no food
- takes out wine so he can seem more adult
- does failed aegyo
- ends up ordering fast food since he can’t cook anything but convenience store ramen
- “So I’m sitting here with barbecue sauce on my titties..” he would say at the table reminiscing what he and Yugyeom were doing yesterday while he eats his food
- shoves food down his S/O’s throat while attempting to do a ‘couples thing’

youngjae:
- “this is youngjae dinner!”
- makes breakfast for dinner
- the setup of the breakfast is in a smiley face
- is very adorable unintentionally
- says 'tada!’ when he finishes it which warms his S/O’s heart
- gives them orange juice and a side of fruit
- feeds them while barely eating
- constantly giving small innocent pecks on their face which makes them blush
- makes their S/O seem like the luckiest person ever
- food is bomb as heck

jaebum:
- “So like…what chu tryna eat?”
- ends up making fried chicken (who would’ve knew?)
- has no shirt on revealing his broad muscular shoulders and body
- always makes his S/O blush and feel 'needy’
- makes his S/O make room for Nora, Kunta, Odd and 12 other stray cats he found on the road last week
- takes glances at them here and there while smirking
- talks about mountains and gives really intense life lessons while they eat
- a true old grandpa cat man
- doesn’t feed his S/O or has time for aegyo since it’s stupid to him

jinyoung:
- steak and potatoes with wine
- his S/O and him are most likely in another country
- lights are dimmed in the fancy dining room
- makes sure his S/O eats before him
- food is cooked to perfection
- admires them as he eats his food
- a true babe
- discusses why his S/O should read books more often
- ends up being savage
- “You know, you can cook sometimes too, right? I’m not about to do every damn thing!”


This text post is not limited to just the members only being with females since I see mainly the members having their S/O as a woman. They are entitled to whatever it is they prefer. 🏳️‍🌈

anonymous asked:

The sex scene is an insult to the comics and you keep giffing it. thanks for being anti ace

Are asexuals disgusted by the idea of sex?

Some asexuals may be “repulsed” by sex, meaning they are personally averse to the idea of having sex themselves. Some are “indifferent”, meaning they do not mind having sex, despite experiencing no sexual attraction. The same variation exists in the non-asexual population: some sexual people are quite happy to have sex with someone they are not sexually attracted to, but for others this idea is unthinkable. 

asexualawarenessweek.com

What if I want to do it?

Then go for it.  You’re allowed to have sex, even if you’re asexual.

If you decide to have sex, make sure you’re doing it for the right reason.  Basically, the right reason is “I want to do this”, regardless of why, specifically.  There are countless reasons why you might want to.  You might want to see what it’s like.  You might want to give someone pleasure.  You might want pleasure yourself.  You might want to conceive a child.  You might be doing research.  You might just be thinking “It’s Tuesday, I’m bored, why not?”  And so on.  There’s no universal list of acceptable and unacceptable reasons for an asexual to have sex.  It’s about whatever is right for you.

How do I get aroused if I’m not attracted to my partner?

Some people think that sexual attraction is required for sexual arousal, but that’s not the case.  Many times, the thought of having sex or the actions involved in preparing for sex will get you physically aroused.  If that doesn’t work, then physical stimulation of the genitals will often lead to arousal.  This is one of the primary intents of foreplay, even for non-asexual people.  If you are able to become aroused for masturbation, then the same techniques will likely work in a partnered scenario, as well.

Am I still asexual if I’ve had sex?

Yes.

Asexuality is a sexual orientation.  Sexual behavior does not change that.  Remember, it’s about attraction, not action.

Is it okay to like sex or want it, even if I’m asexual?

Asexuality is not “I hate sex”.

Asexuality is not “I don’t want sex”.

Asexuality is not “I can’t have sex”.

You’re allowed to like sex and want to have sex, even if you’re asexual.  Your orientation is about attraction, not action.  What you do doesn’t matter.

Is it okay to have an orgasm during sex, even if I’m asexual?

There’s a strange misconception that if an asexual person is having sex, that they can’t get anything out of it themselves.  Like if they have an orgasm, it means they’re not asexual.  As a result, an asexual having sex is supposed to simply lie there and do whatever their partner wants and not feel any pleasure from it.

Nonsense.

If you want to have an orgasm while having sex, then it’s okay to have an orgasm during sex.  Have two or three or fourteen if that’s what you want.  Orgasm is an experience of physical pleasure that has nothing to do with your orientation. 

asexualityarchive.com

A Misunderstood Orientation

Many people hear the word “asexual” and make assumptions about what it means.  They think of single-celled organisms in a petri dish.  They think of a celibate monk on far off mountaintop.  They think of a genderless robot from outer space.  Asexuality isn’t any of those things.

In particular:

Asexuality is not an abstinence pledge. (Although there may be abstinent aces.)
Asexuality is not a synonym for celibacy.  (There are celibate aces and promiscuous aces and aces everywhere in between.)
Asexuality is not a gender identity. (Although there may be trans, non-binary, or genderqueer aces.)
Asexuality is not a disorder. (Although there may be aces with physical or mental conditions.)
Asexuality is not a choice. (Although not every ace is “born that way”.)
Asexuality is not a hormone imbalance.  (Although there may be aces with hormone issues.)
Asexuality is not a fear of sex or relationships.  (Although there may be aces who are afraid of or otherwise dislike sex or relationships.)

Attraction, Not Action

Asexuality is a sexual orientation, like homosexuality or heterosexuality.  And like being straight or being gay, it’s about what someone feels, not what someone does.  Dating, having sex, masturbating, falling in love, getting married, or having children do not conflict with asexuality in any way.  There are many reasons why an asexual person might do these things that do not require sexual attraction to be present.

Experiencing arousal or orgasm also do not conflict with asexuality.

Some Do, Some Don’t

Many questions people have about asexuality can be answered with the same phrase: “Some Do, Some Don’t.”  Do asexuals date?  Some do, some don’t.  Do asexuals fall in love?  Some do, some don’t.  Do asexuals have sex?  Some do, some don’t.  Do asexuals masturbate?  Some do, some don’t.  Do asexuals like pepperoni pizza?  Some do, some don’t.  We are all individuals, with our own individual preferences and personalities, and it is generally impossible to make blanket statements about us.

The Gray Areas

Some people feel that they are “almost asexual” or “asexual with an exception”.  That is, they strongly identify with being asexual, except for a few limited or infrequent experiences of sexual attraction.  Gray-asexual people fall in between asexuality and non-asexuality.  In some cases, they experience sexual attraction only rarely.  In others, they’re unsure if they’ve experienced it or don’t feel that they quite fit the definition of asexual in some way.  Demisexual people are only capable of feeling sexual attraction after developing a strong emotional bond with someone.  Demisexuality and gray-asexuality fall within what’s called the “asexual spectrum”.

whatisasexuality.com

we learn something new everyday! i’m happy to have expanded that mind of your’s a little bit. i know that sex ed classes are lacking globally  <3 

anonymous asked:

I have a genuine question, I'm seemingly in the middle and trying to get view points and perspectives. I assume you speak of Marxism, where the people rule? It has always been an ideology and never taken into effect unless with a dictator. Socialism is seemingly great, but it always fails. People don't want to work just to be taxed an insane amount so people who don't work get a check. That's why it usually fails, because people stop working and money ceases. Why are you for communism?

theres so much here thats wrong and simply assumed that i really don’t want to get into it because it’s obnoxious and we get asked the same shit all the time. like you could literally go through our blog a bit and have every single one of your points knocked down because they’re all wrong. but I digress.

1) there have been countless communities where the people ruled, which exist before marxism was ever even written about, kropotkin talks about a few in the very beginning of the conquest of bread, but as you should know humans have been around for 200,000+ years, and during this time we’ve lived under countless social structures, which includes, but is not limited to, a rule of the people. It worked. It worked for a long time. The state and capitalism fucked it up. But that’s something you’ll have to research on your own because this is already fuck long.

2) There are no taxes under communism, none, because there is no capital … no private property, there is nothing to tax, capital does not exist. so try to comprehend that for a second before applying capitalist ideas onto a communist framework

3) people don’t want to do fuck nothing. People get bored as shit. notwithstanding the fact that people already do shit they aren’t paid to do: laundry, dishes, vacuuming, organizing, showering, brushing their teeth, etc. You know what happens when a person isn’t capable of doing this shit? They typically get help or die, because if you can’t or have no want to work at all on anything there is literally something wrong with you, it’s not the typical human experience. 

And I suppose I could show you the whole cities using the universal basic income shit and how people still work under that but I feel like you should already understand people do shit all the time without monetary compensation, and when people aren’t worrying about if they’re going to die or not from their job they tend to produce a lot better content and work in places more suited to their interests and skills

You think all these people on tumblr who write pages and pages of informational texts, or make graphs just for fun, or draw all the time just for fun, or do hours and hours of research and so on for no compensation just would stop fucking working if they had their basic needs provided for? thats fuck ignorant and completely lacks a basic understanding of people

4) again, there are no checks, capital is abolished, there is no state, there are no taxes, you fundamentally misunderstand the most basic aspects of communism. please do some research before coming to random people on the internet and spewing bullshit that isn’t goddamn true and stating it as fact when it goddamn well isnt. 

SO happy @electric-couple is online! I am so excited to start holding myself accountable to my fic lol

Anyway, when I write fic I’m one of those writers who is very canon-compliant so I often have to watch scenes over and over….and over…for inspo or just to get the gist of what the characters are likely to say in canon, mannerisms, etc. 

In honor of our first prompt (woo!), Season 1, I’ve compiled a list of Bedelia/Hannibal or Bedelia-heavy scenes, for my benefit or anyone who may also need it over the next two weeks.

107: Sorbet

  • 16:30/18:30 - The first session we see with Bedelia (…”I see the truth of you, and I like you…”

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7.13.17 // 1:30pm // college is expensive

so…. it’s about time to start (or continue) shopping for your freshman year of college. here are a few ways to not break the bank and maximize/optimize your money:

1. make what you can. i bought very, very little of my wall decor. i bought a metal ampersand and my first initial (which were 70% off at michaels) which were probably < $10 combined. i found some canvases at michaels as well that were really cheap (definitely not good quality and very poorly stretched) and decorated those. you don’t have to be the next picasso to make cool stuff. you could literally recreate a mondrian-esque piece with some paint and tape. the canvases i bought came in white, black and newsprint. i literally just hung up the blank newsprint canvas. if you’re really not artistically inclined, just paint some different sized canvases solid colors and do a color-blocked wall arrangement.

2. you don’t need command hooks/strips for everything. yes command hooks are amazing. they’re also really expensive. if you’re hanging posters + the like, just use masking tape. you need to be a little careful (don’t press it against the wall super hard) but it should come off clean at the end of the year. use a piece of scotch tape on the back of the poster if you need to protect it. side note: command strips won’t always stick to your walls. you might want to wait until you get to your dorm to evaluate. (ex: glossy paint and super textured walls aren’t the best surfaces. especially for heavier items)

3. avoid urban outfitters/similar stores. that place is basically a black hole. you don’t need to pay $30 or whatever for some fairly lights. mine were $6 on sale at tj maxx. my cool copper mason jar was from michael’s on sale. chances are, you can find something similar somewhere else. if you must, just choose 1 or 2 items.

4. use the internet. this is probably pretty obvious, especially for our generation, but the interwebs churn out some amazing prices. i got a giant ombre fluffy blanket (which is sometimes my background) for $10. from sam’s club online. i never would have thought. also amazon offers some really great deals.

5. get your free 6-month prime student trial. you will save so much on shipping. it also ships stuff in 2 days. it’s amazing. (great for textbook rentals too)

6. not everything needs to be new. you might already have stuff that fits your theme or that you really love. incorporate it into your new dorm. give it a fresh coat of paint or leave as is. this way, you can build a new place around these things and not have to buy as much stuff. (ex: i’m using an old comforter i bought a new cover for. way cheaper than getting a new comforter. also using my jewelry organizer+dishes from home.)

7. invest and skimp on the right things. get a good lamp (preferably with multiple settings to be mindful of your sleeping roommate) but maybe a cheap pen organizer. some sturdy, thin hangers, but sheets that don’t have a billion thread count. not everything has to be top shelf for your dorm to feel luxurious.

now just a list of great places to look for things:

1. marshall’s + tj maxx: fun stuff + low prices

2. michael’s: something is always on sale + 40% off coupon

3. home goods + the like: i got 2 fuzzy pillows for $20. you could pay more than that for one pillow at target.

4. ikea: my laundry hamper was under $10 and is super sturdy and also cute. got my comforter cover there too :)

i’m sure i forgot something so if you have questions, ask! also, i’ll probably do more of the college advice thingies so stay tuned. maybe some stuff on college apps/sat/act for you younger children later? xoxo, m

vladimeme  asked:

Water fight while doing the dishes. Ignore the fact that they can just imagine up a dishwasher. Virgil and whoever you feel like.

It was a slow day with little to do and everyone was busying themselves with little tasks that didn’t require much effort. Eventually, they moved along to doing dishes. Roman complained and complained saying, “We have a dishwasher!” However, Logan reminded him that some dishes couldn’t be washed in the dishwasher. Besides; sometimes it’s good to just do a little manual work. 

So the four set to the task with Patton scrubbing them (whistling cheerfully the entire time), Virgil rinsing with a bored expression on his face, Roman drying, and Logan carefully organizing the dishes in the cabinet as he put them away. It went on as such for a while, Roman occasionally griping about something stupid and Virgil snapping back at him. 

“Switch me places,” Roman said suddenly. Virgil raised an eyebrow when he realized Roman was talking to him.

“Why?”

“I want to rinse.”

“Are you kidding me?” Virgil snapped. “I’m enjoying rinsing, thank you very much.”

Logan sighed in the background. “Just switch if he wants to, Virgil. It will avoid any conflict.”

“No,” he replied. “Roman shouldn’t always get his way. I’m gonna keep rinsing.”

“You don’t even like it!” Roman cried in exasperation. “You look miserable.”

“And I’ll be just as miserable drying, if not more.”

“C’mon, kiddos, no need to fight-” Patton tried, but Roman and Virgil were nearly on each others toes, snapping at each other. 

“You’d switch with anyone if it wasn’t me,” Roman said.

“Not true.”

“Would you switch with Patton?”

Virgil smirked. “I like Patton, so yeah.”

Roman flung his hands up. “That’s what I- See? Everyone; he’s being unfai-”

Roman didn’t finish, for in that moment Virgil flicked his soaking wet fingers in Roman’s face. Water dripped down Roman’s expression of startled shock. 

“How dare you?” he snapped. He plunged his hand into Patton’s tub of dishwater, ignoring Patton’s little cry of protest, and flicked a huge splash on Virgil. 

“This is entirely undignified!” Logan tried to call, but Roman and Virgil were engaging in a full-fledged water fight. 

“I don’t know why I bother,” he mumbled in exasperation, watching Patton gleefully join in. The three were ignoring his presence entirely and the more he watched- the harder it was to just watch and watch alone.

He took their oblivion to his advantage and carefully took a cup of water and filled it with water. He flung it onto the nearest person- Roman. Roman shrieked in protest. 

“Oh, it is on.”

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my form of therapy and relaxation is actually when i am cleaning…like, i thrive off of organizing and cleaning, washing dishes and vacuuming, mopping and sweeping, folding clothes and putting things back into their place…like…i love it so much and i do it when i need a pick me up lol

Moving in

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Dedicated to my boo Dani (@harrysmyaesthetic) - It’s been nearly two weeks of unboxing and placing furniture around the house after moving into your new place with your boyfriend. The two of you were getting pretty serious and you both thought that moving into a place together would be a good way to start the next chapter of your relationship.

 Your new places style was traditional but you put in the modern touches that you both liked to cozy up the place to your own taste. Fionn had been upstairs almost all day with both of your fathers moving around the last of the furniture onto your bedroom. You could hear the men upstairs struggling to get the bed through the doorframe a couple hours earlier and now everything was just about done except little things here and there.

  You were currently in the kitchen organizing and putting away dishes into their new cupboard homes. Sliding a chair close to a cupboard and grabbing the rest of the bowls, you climbed up and tried to reach and place the bowls into their new nook, but it was still too high.

  “Really” you sighed in frustration to yourself looking around the kitchen.

You huffed out realizing that if you got Fionn downstairs to help you he’d be cranky from picking up heavy furniture all day so you decided to try this on your own.

 You climbed up onto the counter top, your legs wobbling making your hands start to sweat. You bit your lip as you slowly moved your arms up to place the bowls up into the cupboard, and you did successfully. You sighed in relief but once you looked down you helped out not knowing how to get back down because your legs were so wobbly on the little space.

“Y/n!” The familiar voice of your boyfriend nearly yelled.

“Don’t yell!” You hissed “do you want me to fall Fionn?” You said quietly.

Fionn was automatically by your side placing his hands on your thighs holding you up slightly making you calm your nerves down a little.

  “Okay baby place your right foot down on the chair, I got you” he said.

  “Okay” your voice crackled as you slowly attempted to place your foot down but gasped as you felt your leg just go down and not meet the chair.

 “I- I can’t get down Fionn” you whined.

“No no, you were almost there” he said. “Just try again” he added.

  “No I can’t” you let out a shaky breath.

“here I’ll carry you-”

  “No!” You yelped out

  “Y/n” Fionn sighed

 “you gotta get down”

You gulped and moved your right leg off the counter so not the only thing keeping you standing was your left foot. You slowly bent down and tried to lead your foot to the chair. You felt our body tilt backwards making you instantly start to panic and let out a scream as you felt yourself fall back while knocking over the chair.

“I got you!” Fionn yelled as he let you fall back into his arms.

Fionn successfully caught you making you tremble in his arms as he placed you back onto the floor. You turned around to face him and immediately wrapped your arms around his neck tightly.

“I thought I was literally going to die” you sighed on his arms.

“I’d never let that happen” Fionn chuckled kissing your forehead.

  “I can’t wait till this is all over. I hate moving” you whined.

“At least we’re almost done, right?” He said sympathetically.

“yea” you pouted while sticking our your bottom lip. Fionn chuckled as held your closer to him while pressing his forehead against yours.

“You know what would make me feel so unbelievably better?” You said raising up your eyebrows.

“Hmm” he hummed “and what would that be?”

  “If you kissed me” you smirked.

  Fionn laughed loudly before pressing his lips against yours. He rubbed his hands against your back as your fingers tangled into his hair making him let out a small moan. Fionn pushed you back into the counter making you giggle into the kiss and break away.

“You make me-” you started before you heard someone clear their throat making you and Fionn turn towards the noise.

“I- uh wanted to let you guys know we ordered pizza” Fionn’s father said letting out an awkward cough.

“Thanks” was the only thing Fionn was able to say before his dad cleared his throat while shaking his head and walking towards the stairs.

“Oh my God” you giggled widening your eyes as you heard Fionn’s father chuckle while he walked up the stairs.

“Now he’s going to tell you’re old man” Fionn teased making you swat at his arm.

Imagine signing up to carry an Alien Fetus to term ...

(All characters 18+)  

Part 1         

PART 2

“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me, right? HAVE YOU GONE COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE!!!” Doug yells at you across your master bedroom. You sigh deeply and scrape back your quiffed locks. “Sweetie…”

“DON’T YOU DARE!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW CRAZY THIS IS? WHERE DO I FIGURE IN THIS? OR AFTER EVERYTHING WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH, DO I, ONLY YOUR FUCKING HUSBAND, SUDDENLY NOT FACTOR IN ANYMORE?”

“Doug, this is something I really want to do!” You plead with him to see your side.

“At what cost John? We’ve never had secrets!” A sharp intake of breath kept Doug’s tears at bay for now. “You got me back from the brink of cancer! All those long and painful days as my wounds healed, the physiotherapy, the horrible days of my looking at my mutilated body with you holding me and comforting me, the uncontrollable grief at no longer feeling like a true man. Then you’re asking me to marry you. Our wonderful life so far! I may have only lost my testicles and half my lymph nodes but I’m beginning to seriously worry that you’ve lost your damn mind! I thought I knew better of you than just springing this on me!”

There’s a very long painful pause as tears fall singly from each of your eyes.

“I …….. I just don’t know you anymore!”

Doug sobs as he grabs a bag and storms for the door. The lamp causes your wedding ring to shine into your field of vision and you cringe into your sobs as the door slams behind you. Shuddering at the sound, you look over at your picture on the bedside table, slumping down the wall in tears at your now suddenly very quiet and very lonely apartment.

The sunrise pulls you from your thoughts as a new day begins. It’s been 13 hours since Doug left, you quietly pick up the receiver and dial the number of your mother in law. It rings several times.

“Hi, you’ve reached Kathy and Robin. We’re sorry we can’t come to the phone right now but if you’d like to leave a message we’ll get back to you.” BEEP …..

You breathe slowly ….

“Kathy, its Johnny. Doug and I had a fight. If he’s there could you please, please get him to call my cell. I start work in an hour. Thanks honey. I love you all ……. Bye!”

Leaving the bedroom you notice Doug has taken his keys from the dish and you are a little more settled in your mind that he intends to come back.

Arriving at the clinic, you look as bad as you feel, big dark circles under your eyes, your skin has taken a pale and pallid appearance. The blonde and always chipper receptionist, Debbie, warmly greets you as you place your camera case upon the counter.

“Morning John, Doctor Graham is in the Suite but he asked me to direct you to the side viewing room. It’s along the corridor, third door on your right. A security guard will verify your ID as you enter.”

“Thanks darlin!” You say quietly.

Upon entering the viewing room you are waved to by Mac, clad as always in his green medical scrubs, hair cap and surgical mask. His gloved hands held ready for the latest arrival. You hear cries of pain and repeated shouting of the word “No!” as the latest pregnant lad is hustled into the Suite. He looks to be in his early twenties and with a Hispanic heritage. This one has one ripe belly indeed, gown opened to observe, the unborn fetus thumping visibly against and distorting the tightly curved skin. He is sweating profusely amidst being restrained by guards on both sides, his hands are pulled from his belly and held behind his back. They soon strip him naked and get him on his back, arms shackled and legs tied together ready for summoning the pains of birth.

Mac walks around to him as you set up to begin filming. The lad sobs to him. “Doc, I can’t do this! It’s huge, everywhere it pushes out or moves it hurts. It bites me! I’m so scared! Oh shit, Please Doc, don’t make me do this! Huuuuuuuuuurhhhhh!” he lets out as he pushes his stomach up towards the usual delegation on the upper viewing gallery.

Mac rests his latex clad hand on the naked belly and moving his mask aside he looks into those striking eyes.

“Son, we have to do this. It’s only gonna keep growing until you rip open or it decides to eat its way out. You’ve gestated longer than the rest as we needed to see how well you perform. This is the final hurdle for you, you knew what you were signing up for. The money is there for you when all this is finished and you can start afresh! Just one final hurdle of pain and effort and it’ll all be over. I need to inject the Pitocen to encourage your womb to start labour and contractions alright? Don’t worry I’m here and the best hands you can have!”

The lad breathes heavily as he is poked just below his herniated bellybutton with the needle and injected with the drug.

Within minutes he hisses through his teeth, panting into a guttural cry of agony as his stomach visibly tightens and quivers in a strong first contraction that ruptures his sac, allowing the thick, blood tinged and slightly green amniotic fluid to burst out of his tight hole between his cheeks. The fetus awakens abruptly and thumps around in his belly, earning shrieks of pain every time it thrusts outward. The lad sweats almost immediately and his exposed skin is soon slick with it. Mac takes up position over the great belly and places his stethoscope in every conceivable place to observe the fetus directly.

Contractions come fast and hard as the lad struggles to weather the pain and audibly let’s the entire congregation know just what agony he is in. Mac soon has his legs untied and strapped into the stirrups as he starts pushing and screaming, Mac holding his belly with both hands, positioned between his sweat soaked, quivering thighs as he grunts and bulges up his belly with the efforts of pushing.

You notice this time that his hole is bulging outwards, stretching open around something large.

A full hour later, filled with screams, pushing and bulging, your orgasm contained by your shorts, the lad has screamed himself hoarse and slaps his belly back down onto the table as he stops his latest efforts, Mac fumbling around between his legs. The squirming and bouncing around in his belly is the strongest it’s been since the onset of labour and he begins breathing rapidly and thrashing around, trying to escape as a set of teeth begin to dent outward on his slick skin to the left of his bellybutton. He finds his voice as the jaws try to bite downward. Mac, observing aghast at what is happening, rushes to his aid and slaps his belly where the teeth have positioned themselves. They suddenly disappear back within the womb but it’s already too late. The lad has passed out and is laying limp, belly still swollen up into the air as his vitals flatline. “Ahhhhh shit, it’s torn his womb! He’s bleeding out! CRASH CART PLEASE!” shouts Mac as he quickly grabs a scalpel and wastes no time in opening the huge, jumping belly and womb. The blood is obscene as it pumps out of the mangled belly onto the floor, Mac pulling out the aggressive alien as nurses begin resuscitation attempts. The thing tries to attack Mac as he slashes its umbilical cord with the scalpel, leaving bloody whack marks on his scrubs as he successfully gets it into isolation behind a glass partitioned holding cell. The nurses immediately begin chest compressions and rescue breaths as Mac administers a continuous blood transfusion. He then sets about repairing the poor, traumatised body before him, grimly having to perform a complete hysterectomy as the nurses rejoice at regaining a faint heartbeat. Mac wipes the sweat from his brow, leaving a smear of blood as he starts stitching up.

It’s another twenty minutes before Mac, bloody and exhausted sends the poor lad into Intensive Care and pulls off his blood splattered mask and cap. The angry alien newborn still jumping around aggressively, blood from its hosts belly still splattering the glass. Mac presses the cryogenic button and it’s instantly frozen solid with liquid nitrogen. Jaws agape and fiercely sharp teeth in a permanent grin.

You leave your camera stationary on its tripod, turned off. You walk to the door and let yourself into the Suite. The mess is awful. The metallic smell of congealed blood in the air is nauseatingly strong as you gag. Mac slams his fist down on the sweat soaked bed.

“His name is Jimmy, kicked out by his folks for being gay, he was hoping to start a family of his own one day, if he ever got off the streets!” Mac states as he grimly fingers the tattered remains of the shredded womb within the metallic organ dish. “Never gonna happen now ….” he breathes quietly as he turns back to stare at the frozen newborn in the cell then upon the congregated officials still standing sentry over the wrecked delivery Suite.

A male General pressed the comm button and spoke.

“Doctor Graham …. *sigh* …. I don’t know where to begin. We all agree that you performed magnificently. We are all in agreement that you did what you could and the fact that he is still alive is one true accomplishment. Your skill and performance under pressure really shone through today. To thank you would be patronising, so please take these words as the true compliment in that they are intended.”

A female surgeon wiped tears from her eyes and left the room first as they all took their leave, leaving Mac and yourself alone in the Suite. You both stand before the blood splattered glass of the holding cell.

“Jesus Christ Mac, its grotesque!” you say unable to take your eyes from it.

“It nearly killed him!” Mac says gently as he snipped the cell and nutrient rich cord from the placenta ready for analysis and processing. “It wasn’t fully matured to term, he still had a few days to go!”

Mac removed his gloves and placing a hand upon your shoulder, turned you to face him.

“Are you sure you really want this? Jesus John, think about this!” he pleads as you stare at him in complete shock.

“I have Mac! My god, Doug has left me, I’ve just witnessed the most harrowing delivery of my life and I’m still resolute in going ahead. The cells and research we can gain and my participation in this is what I want. I can’t wait to have one growing in my own belly. I can only hope Doug forgives me and comes back to me!”

Mac nods slowly and you both leave the Suite together. “You’re not the first guy to get off on having or playing with a preggo belly dude, I saw your dick the other day!” Mac states with a slight smirk. “Trust me mate, I’ll do everything I can to ensure you make it!”

“I know you will!” You say as your cell rings out in your camera bag.

Part 3 coming soon … :-)

literaryformofthelastcentury  asked:

Do you have any suggestions for coming out? I'm ace/bi, and I don't know if I want to say I'm both right away or come out as asexual and later tell my parents I'm biromantic? I'm not worried about their reaction to my being bi, they're lesbians and are pretty easy to talk to. I'm more worried about coming out as ace, I know they won't understand and I don't know how they will take it. Any suggestions or advice would be appreciated! (p.s. your blog is amazing)

I would go down the explanation route of it. So here it is

An asexual person (“ace”, for short) is simply someone who does not experience sexual attraction. That’s all there is to it.


A Misunderstood Orientation
Many people hear the word “asexual” and make assumptions about what it means. They think of single-celled organisms in a petri dish. They think of a celibate monk on far off mountaintop. They think of a genderless robot from outer space. Asexuality isn’t any of those things.

In particular:

Asexuality is not an abstinence pledge. (Although there may be abstinent aces.)
Asexuality is not a synonym for celibacy. (There are celibate aces and promiscuous aces and aces everywhere in between.)
Asexuality is not a gender identity. (Although there may be trans, non-binary, or genderqueer aces.)
Asexuality is not a disorder. (Although there may be aces with physical or mental conditions.)
Asexuality is not a choice. (Although not every ace is “born that way”.)
Asexuality is not a hormone imbalance. (Although there may be aces with hormone issues.)
Asexuality is not a fear of sex or relationships. (Although there may be aces who are afraid of or otherwise dislike sex or relationships.)
Attraction, Not Action
Asexuality is a sexual orientation, like homosexuality or heterosexuality. And like being straight or being gay, it’s about what someone feels, not what someone does. Dating, having sex, masturbating, falling in love, getting married, or having children do not conflict with asexuality in any way. There are many reasons why an asexual person might do these things that do not require sexual attraction to be present.

Experiencing arousal or orgasm also do not conflict with asexuality.
A person who is romantically attracted to two sexes or genders. Biromantic asexuals seek romantic relationships for a variety of reasons including companionship, affection, and intimacy, but they are not sexually attracted to their romantic partners. The sexual counterpart to biromantic is bisexual Change or shorten if you like..