oreo-king

the signs as things my best friend has said
  • aries: INSIDE EVERY RUSSIAN WOMAN IS ANOTHER RUSSIAN WOMAN
  • taurus: I'm the Oreo King
  • gemini: your favourite Chatty Bitch™ at your service
  • cancer: just gonna send you pics of cute cats now cause I know you’re still asleep and I feel like that’s the best thing to wake up to. cats.
  • leo: it’s always best to destroy somebody’s life when your eyeshadow is goals
  • virgo: I don't say dumb things. I'd say they're ... experimental. perhaps a little bit avant garde
  • libra: HOW DARE YOU ONLINE SHOP WITHOUT ME
  • scorpio: what a wonderful day to set myself on fire
  • sagittarius: what am I doing now? or with my life or in general?
  • capricorn: I've grown to love pumpkin spice lattes like the basic white bitch that I am
  • aquarius: stop luring me in with your memes
  • pisces: you know in movies when they have that moment and dramatically breathe in like ‘life is good" ? well I had that moment earlier but I was like “life is okay” and I almost got hit by a car but it was a nice moment
How the characters of Hamilton eat Oreo cookies
  • aaron burr: dunks them in milk for too long so they always break
  • thomas jefferson: only eats the filling
  • james madison: eats the cookie normally, then drinks some warm milk
  • george washington: doesn't like oreo cookies
  • john laurens: does shots of milk between cookies
  • marquis de lafayette: takes off one cookie & eats it, then eats the rest open-faced
  • hercules mulligan: makes double-decker oreos
  • king george iii: only eats oreo ice cream
  • alexander hamilton: shoves the whole cookie in his mouth and takes a drink of milk

anonymous asked:

I haven't been on in forever im sorry ╥﹏╥ - Lunar anon (ps: i rly missed u, i havent talked to you since everyone was drawing you as the oreo king)

It’s been far too long! ;<;

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A more complete photoset of Alex, Randy, and I’s Saturday morning picnic adventure. Featuring empty fields, Oreo creations, a forest king, gross love, creepy Vassar basements, the usual third wheeling selfies…and other things one usually does not reccommend for before noon. But hey, we don’t tell you how to live your life :*

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