INSIDE EVERY RUSSIAN WOMAN IS ANOTHER RUSSIAN WOMAN
I'm the Oreo King
your favourite Chatty Bitch™ at your service
just gonna send you pics of cute cats now cause I know you’re still asleep and I feel like that’s the best thing to wake up to. cats.
it’s always best to destroy somebody’s life when your eyeshadow is goals
I don't say dumb things. I'd say they're ... experimental. perhaps a little bit avant garde
HOW DARE YOU ONLINE SHOP WITHOUT ME
what a wonderful day to set myself on fire
what am I doing now? or with my life or in general?
I've grown to love pumpkin spice lattes like the basic white bitch that I am
stop luring me in with your memes
you know in movies when they have that moment and dramatically breathe in like ‘life is good" ? well I had that moment earlier but I was like “life is okay” and I almost got hit by a car but it was a nice moment
A more complete photoset of Alex, Randy, and I’s Saturday morning picnic adventure. Featuring empty fields, Oreo creations, a forest king, gross love, creepy Vassar basements, the usual third wheeling selfies…and other things one usually does not reccommend for before noon. But hey, we don’t tell you how to live your life :*