Hey witchy fam! Anyone at all in PDX or OR that sells on Etsy?? I’m trying to figure out tax bull shit and I have literally no clue where to start, google just turns up Etsy FAQs which are not super helpful! I luckily have kept track of exactly everything I’ve spent on the shop so far, but like. I don’t know what to do with that info? Just any advice would be super useful.
In preparation for the holidays, I have lowered the prices on everything in my Etsy shop! All but a few items are now between $6-$15! Super deals on crystal jewelry📿, handmade accessories, glass pipes💨, vintage decor, original heArtwork, and more! Products are upcycled, vegan, organic, and natural 🌱♻
I make candles, bath bombs, and soap to order, all totally affordable, so message me if you’re interested! 💕 Support small business!
This is an Oregon Crusaders logo I quilled for myself, but I was wondering if i offered corps logos in my Etsy store, would people buy them? They would all be custom orders and they would all take a little while, but I would love to be able to pay for my last season of WGI with something that frees up my schedule to teach.
If yes, how much would you be willing to pay? For reference, this one took me about 72 hours to finish.
The constant, crushing judgement I feel for every living person and non-sentient being I encounter is an anchor that weighs me down and prevents me from experiencing true joy. But just because mama can’t experience true joy doesn’t mean she can’t have a good time not doin’ it! (For the purposes of this paragraph I, and possibly you, are mama.) Mama recently found herself a tourist in the socialist paradise that is Portland, Oregon. She’s heard it’s a nice town. She believes it’s a nice town. Said judgement, however, rendered her unable to fully appreciate its charms. If you’re anything like mama (and, dear reader, I pray you are), this guide should help the Rose City’s organic medicine go down.
Get Your Non-Drinking Business Done During the Day
Most non-alcohol dispensing businesses close at or around 6PM, giving the city’s residents ample time to practice with their noise rock bands, make crafts (crafts are considered currency to Portlanders, in the same way “ideas” are currency to San Franciscans) or ironically play video poker. If you want to do anything but get blotto once the sun sets, you’ll be shit out of luck. Plan accordingly.
Purchase Cutesy Shit
Portland is essentially an Etsy store people live inside of. Embrace the twee and buy your estranged spouse the bacon-scented candle and mustache-shaped wine opener you know will repair your damaged relationship.
Pretend to Enjoy Bitter Beer
Portlanders love craft beers—the darker, the better. Part of being a craft beer connoisseur is convincing yourself that the more bitter a beer, the better it is. You may wonder why your face contorts into a pained grimace every time you take a sip of that local IPA. Ignore those logical feelings and prepare your body for one of the worst hangovers it will ever experience.
NOTE: If you feel like consuming a beverage that won’t make you build character, a mere $3 can net you a tall boy of shitty American macrobrew. Tell your friends it’s an ironic choice, all the while knowing in your heart of hearts you’re drinking it because you want to consume something that doesn’t taste like coffee grinds.