ordinary tourism

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Tad Strange and Darlene

Hello, folks! Tad’s the name, being normal’s my game.

Naturally, a normal man like myself has a number of normal interests. Interests such as reading brochures, arranging rocks by color and size, grass watching…and of course, the most normal activity of all: love.

Let me tell you a story. One day, during my usual 3 pm session of brochure reading, I learned about a place called the Mystery Mountain. It promised everything from looking at trees to going on slow tram rides. What fun! I had never been a tourist before, and was eager to have this new experience. I exchanged my usual tie for an ordinary t-shirt with “Tourism!” written on the front, and set off!

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