ordinary human

I’m so disappointed when elves in fiction are merely immortal humans with pointy ears, and dwarves are just short humans with beards. Perhaps others enjoy it, but I am bored of banal human conflicts and vices projected ad nauseam onto supposedly inhuman races. 

I want to see things that really make me believe elves and dwarves and other fantasy races aren’t just disguised humans. Show me strange biology, incomprehensible minds, impossible virtues and unthinkable sins, oddities and curiosities of all kinds. 

I think that’s what drew me to Tolkien’s races, who have exactly those kinds of quirks that set them apart from ordinary humans - like dwarves having only 1/3 of their race female, or elves being capable of telepathy. I love fic that explores the consequences of these strange characteristics most of all.

A cage of golden glass

Synopsis: There was you. An ordinary human girl, wrong place, wrong time. Then there was Loki. God of Mischief, war criminal. When Thor brings you to Asgard to ensure your safety, there is nobody else you come to hate more passionately than his evil foster brother. Then Odin finally decides on a new and much more effective kind of punishment for Loki, causing your whole world to fall apart. He would simply marry him off to a mortal, someone who is, by all means, “beneath” him. You.

Pairing: Loki x Reader
Rating: M
Chapter: 1/1 (Oneshot)
Words: 7217
Warnings: smut, forced marriage

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me: *takes a deep breath*

me: SEASON 1 JAKE WOULD NOT HAVE ASKED FOR MORE DESK WORK🚨HE WOULD HAVE THROWN HIMSELF INTO FIELD WORK PREMATURELY🚨 AND RUN HIMSELF RAGGED🚨 LIKE HE WAS THE PROTAG OF DIE HARD🚨 INSTEAD OF A NORMAL🚨 ORDINARY🚨 POLICE OFFICER 🚨HUMAN 🚨WITH LIMITS🚨 WE ARE SO BLESSED TO HAVE A CHARACTER WHOS DEVELOPED SO MUCH🚨 OVER FIVE YEARS🚨 WHO HAS A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF: HIS LIMITS🚨 AND HIS STRENGTHS🚨 AND HIS WEAKNESSES🚨 LIKE GOD DAMN

Worth

Canon ‘verse Dean and Cas talking about feelings

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“Cas, I just - I don’t think we can do this,” Dean says.

And Cas, sitting beside him in shotgun, tastes loss in his mouth. He stares straight ahead.

He’s been waiting for this, if he’s honest with himself. It was too good to be true. He and Dean have been - things have been different between them, recently. They’ve been saying more, showing more. It’s been filling a part of Cas that he hadn’t even understood was aching and empty, until suddenly it wasn’t.

But now…

“It’s - you know, we got jobs to do,” Dean says. Outside, the night rolls past. They’re driving home to the bunker, shopping bags in the back. The trip was domestic, even sweet; but at the check-outs, Cas saw Dean’s face. He’d known that something was shifting. He’d known that there was trouble to come.

“Jobs?” he manages.

“Yeah, Cas, jobs. We got the world to save. Half the time we’re throwing ourselves under the bus so it won’t drive off the cliff, and that’s good, because the bus won’t crash, but…” He pauses; Cas says nothing. “But - God, Cas, it’s so much harder to throw yourself under the bus when you got someone out there who makes you think you shouldn’t have to.”

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Kaneki’s Vulnerability

With the recent happenings in Tokyo Ghoul :re, I realized a parallel that stems back to the very beginning chapters of Tokyo Ghoul. That is, Ishida correlates Kaneki’s vulnerability – both uncomfortable and comfortable – with nudity.

The first instance we see of this uncomfortable vulnerability is with Rize.

Tokyo Ghoul – Chapter 1

Kaneki had no control over the situation he was placed in. The girl who made him feel happy just by looking at her turned out to be a sadistic Ghoul that tried to eat him. Dr. Kanou transplanted her kakuhou into him and transformed him into a One-Eyed Ghoul under the guise of a legitimate medical procedure. And Ishida portrayed this life spiraling out of control in an impactful manner: Kaneki was stripped naked.

Tokyo Ghoul – Chapter 16 

This image of Kaneki comes after Kureo Mado murdered Hinami Fueguchi’s mother, Ryouko, in cold blood. Kaneki laments because he wasn’t as strong as Touka, who would have arguably defended both Ryouka and Hinami against the Ghoul Investigators had she been in his position, nor was he able to do anything other than cover Hinami’s eyes and watch Ryouko be killed.

In this moment of vulnerability, we also see a shift in Kaneki’s thinking patterns. In his mind, Ghouls were painted as monsters driven by their need to consume human flesh and that they were deserving of death. A belief that was probably reinforced by the trauma he suffered at Rize’s hand. But when he saw Ryouka die, he didn’t feel relief, nor was it as simple as distantly acknowledging that some Ghoul had been killed. These were people he knew and had come to care for that were suffering, that he couldn’t help. And he miserable for being unable to protect them.

His nakedness only highlights this change. Kaneki has been forced to challenge his perception of the world, and he has to evolve, because he can no longer view the Ghouls’ world from the eyes of an ordinary human. He ceased being that after Dr. Kanou’s experimentation on him. And it’s torturous.

Tokyo Ghoul – Chapter 37

The next time we see Kaneki naked is when Shuu Tsukiyama invited him to the Ghoul Restaurant for dinner. Kaneki is shown to be uncomfortable in and skeptical of this situation because, for one, he’d already been suspicious of Tsukiyama’s motives since the beginning, and – as he himself said – he’s never showered at a restaurant before.

Kaneki’s suspicions are confirmed when it was revealed that Tsukiyama brought him to the restaurant with the intention of having him served as the main course of the evening.

Kaneki even drew parallels between the predicament he faced with Tsukiyama to the one he previously faced with Rize, even chastising himself for not learning anything from what happened with her and allowing himself to be deceived once again.

Tokyo Ghoul – Chapter 136

Kaneki was faced with the two monsters that both destroyed him, and gave him the strength he needed to survive: Rize and Yamori. In this scene, we witness the greatest extent of Kaneki’s mental instability in Tokyo Ghoul, as he battled the vivid and gruesome hallucinations that plagued him.

Once again, Kaneki has been stripped naked – a state that Ishida has used many times to convey his discomfort, his lack of control, his vulnerability. It showed how warped his mind has become from near-constant torment and stress, and these two, Rize and Yamori, are the catalysts.

In :re, though nudity is still utilized as a sign of Kaneki’s vulnerability, Ishida began employing a certain sense of comfort during these scenes that start with Hideyoshi Nagachika.

Tokyo Ghoul :re – Chapter 75

Before this scene, Kaneki has always either appeared alone and miserable, or overwhelmed by fear and assaulted. Here, Kaneki was ready to die, to “go out in style” like how he’d assumed Hide died.

Then a hallucination of Hide appears to him and demands that he put some clothes on because he did not want to see Kaneki naked. He didn’t want to see him hurt or vulnerable or suicidal. He wanted him to feel comfortable and safe, so Hide literally gave Kaneki the clothes off his back.

Hide even slumps down when they’re sitting down facing each other, purposely making himself lower than Kaneki, thus putting Kaneki in a position of power.

Just those actions alone, show what Kaneki has always viewed Hide as: his sense of security. Because even though his vision of Hide made sure he was covered, made sure he felt in control, Kaneki still let himself be vulnerable for him.

Finally, we have Kaneki’s love scene with Touka Kirishima. Like Hide, Touka is the only other person that Kaneki allows himself to become vulnerable for. Consenting to have sex with someone is a symbol of trust, an intimacy that comes in sharing in the blissful pleasure and pain of the act. Just as his hallucination of Hide clothed him to make sure he felt warm and safe, both Touka and Kaneki bared themselves for each other in a moment of heated surrender.

Tokyo Ghoul :re – Chapter 125

This is the first time we’ve seen Kaneki bare himself for anyone. He was in full control of his decisions and how vulnerable he wanted to feel with Touka, and – equally as important – he wanted to ensure this experience was pleasurable and comfortable for them both.

There are three situations that I have listed here that Kaneki winds up crying while he’s naked, and they are: 1) When he witnessed Ryouka’s death, 2) when he spoke with his hallucination of Hide, and 3) when he made love with Touka.

In each of these situations, Kaneki undergoes some form of metamorphosis. With Ryouka, he realizes he has to change his perception of the world. With Hide, he regains his will to live, no matter how unstylish it may be. With Touka, that he is loved intimately.


Feel free to point out anything I might have missed! Or if there’s anything that could be disputed. This is just an observation I made about Ken Kaneki thus far ^^

Best Friends Forever

Reader x Klaus Mikaelson

*Requested smut, read carefully ;)

Imagine: You are angry because you ex seems to be really hitting it off since you two broke up. In order to help you through it, Klaus Mikaelson, your best friend, shows up in your place. There, he decides to come clean about his own feelings. After that, things get a bit hot in your room.

Word Count: 3043 

A light rain was pouring outside, matching your horrible mood. Today you had the misfortune of bumping into your ex boyfriend, Matt Donovan, and, to make things even worse, he looked like he could not be any happier, babbling about his growing success. Like you wanted to actually know that! Urgh! And that son of a bitch still felt in the right to comment about your life and fucking laugh about it. So what you had been going out and drinking more? It was none of his business.

Taking a deep breath, you turned on the radio. Music helped a lot to discharge the anger and keep your emotions together. Right now, it was exactly what you needed. Luckily, your girl power song was on: Beyoncé’s hit Single Ladies. A smile fastly appeared, as you started to sing and dance along.

“Acting up, drink in my cup! I can’t care less what you think.” You swayed your hips to the tune and rolled your eyes, wishing you were telling him that. “I need no permission, did I mention?”

“I take you are in a good mood, Y/N.”

The singing stopped and strangled scream came out instead. It took a few seconds for you to realise who had barged into your room, invading your privacy. After the fear went off and Klaus was laughing out loud, you frowned, angry. 

“This is not funny. I could have had a heart attack.”

“You’re a banshee, I’m pretty sure you are able to predict your own death.” You narrowed your eyes. “I’m just kidding! I came back town yesterday and heard Matt was at Mystic Falls as well. Thought I’d come to see how you were doing.”

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Crawling Chaos - Part One - Void Stiles

Author: @mf-despair-queen

Characters: Void Stiles/Reader

Word Count: 3,496

Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Oral (Female receiving), Fingering, Riddles

Notes: My first Void smut? My first Void smut. Not sure how well this will really go tbh because I don’t think I’m good at portraying Void. But let me know for sure if you do like it. This idea has been in my mind for a few weeks now, and all because I was listening to one certain anime opening at work called Koi wa Chaos no Shimobenari. It kind of gave me the idea for what to do with this, even though it has NOTHING to do with the song. Also, side note, i did use Google Translate for one small thing in here. Don’t blame me if it is wrong.

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Imagine your favourite squad member breaking into your house through a window but they immediately regret it since your sass is too much for them.

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I was woken suddenly with a sound of smashed glass and I rushed through to the hall.

Some bastard had broken my window!

“ See you people! You villains with your dramatic entrances! I’m sick of it! Do you know how much replacing a window costs? Do you know how much hiring a glazier to come and fix the damn expensive window costs? NO! Why can’t you use the door like an ordinary human being! ” I was ranting for so long they didn’t even get a chance to talk.

I took their ear and dragged them to the front door and opened it and put them on the doormat.

“ Knock! ” I said before slamming the door.

A sheepish knock came from outside.

I took a deep breath and opened the door.

“ Yes? What can I do for you? ” I asked.

“ Can we use your apartment for a hiding spot? ” they asked.

“ Of course. Be careful, there’s smashed glass at the end of the hallway. ” I said.

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Just ordinary humans going about their day. Nothing suspicious here.

This is how the first drawing actually went in my head:

“Madoka… what are we looking at…?”

“Just smile and wave, Homura-chan.”

As for the second one, I decided to watercolor. _(:P」∠)_

About the coffin-smashing scene

Having seen various posts on this topic, I wanted to add my thoughts on why Sherlock “lost it” over Molly Hooper. I think it was because Eurus forced Sherlock and Molly to fast-forward through a potential romantic relationship and act out several intensely emotional moments that could really happen between them. As she said: “So many days not lived, so many words unsaid…” 

In this scene Eurus is literally making them live those moments and say those words.

All of these potential moments scare the life out of Sherlock, and are the (possibly unconscious) reasons he’s afraid a relationship with Molly would be doomed to fail, (the irony being that his fears are completely human and normal, in fact, sweeter than normal, because that’s who he really is).  

 1. Sherlock’s request for Molly to say ‘I love you.’

Originally posted by ladyofglencairn

In a relationship Sherlock is afraid he would be cruel to her, like this, he might hurt her, make her cry, and not understand why. If he is sociopath; she deserves better than him, and he won’t be able to avoid hurting her. 

 2. His first 'I love you.’

Originally posted by angel-in-me

In real life he might be terrified because he knows he has to say it, because she expects it, but he’s not sure if he does love her or even if he can love her in that way. He can’t lie to her; she sees right through him, so she’ll be able to tell if he doesn’t mean it, and then, no matter how much he wants her, he won’t be able to have her. 

3. His second 'I love you.' 

Originally posted by letsgetgladalecki

Here is the realisation that he’s an idiot: it felt the most natural thing in the world to say, because of course he truly does love her. He’s stunned, he’s human after all, and he would be joyful, if it were not for the fact that… 

 4. She’s about to die, because of him. 

He loves her, and now he faces the prospect of losing her, just as he lost Mary, and his time it’s entirely his fault for putting her at risk. By loving her, he’s shown he’s just as human as everyone else, and therefore just as vulnerable. Losing her will destroy him.

Originally posted by sarahjacquliner

So Eurus made Sherlock live all of that, in three minutes. That’s why it felt like vivisection. She pressed on his most sensitive nerves and made him dance like an ordinary human being. 

She opened up his beating heart and found sweet little Molly Hooper.

Q&A doctors and the Clave

ringed-rose-of-lesbos said:Hi! First, thanks for creating Ty. As an autistic person, it’s so wonderful to have someone able to say what I’m feeling so often. Here’s my question: why doesn’t the Clave allow mundane medicine or technology? Wouldn’t it make logical sense to help Shadowhunters recover from severe illnesses like cancer or relatively easily treatable mental disorders like ADHD?

Thank you! It means a lot to me that Ty resonates with you.

The reason the Clave doesn’t allow Shadowhunters to seek mundane medical treatment boils down to a single issue: fear of discovery. Since Raziel created the first Shadowhunters, the Nephilim have been told that it is their mandate to protect the rest of humanity, without becoming one with the rest of humanity. To remain removed from mundane concerns, existing with the sole purpose of holding demons at bay. There are laws to discourage the Nephilim from revealing themselves to the general populace, and while there are some exceptions (like Simon, Sophie, and Axel Mortmain, who are all removed from the mundane world and brought into the Shadowhunter/Downworlder world), by and large, those laws are effective. 

This is because the Nephilim believe that explicit knowledge of demons would pose a serious threat to the mundane world. Indeed, it would turn that world on its head, potentially causing mass chaos and no small number of disasters created by humans attempting to use demons for their own ends. While Shadowhunters are similar to ordinary humans physiologically, it is a fact that their test results, blood work, et cetera, would look different from that of normal humans. Discovery of this difference would send shockwaves through the medical community, and then through larger human society. Those Shadowhunters who we do know who have undergone medical treatment, Jocelyn and Diana, did so with the aid of Catarina Loss, who was able to conceal their unusual test results in order to facilitate those treatments. Catarina is highly unusual, in that she is willing to help people access treatment that would otherwise be denied to them (though in Jocelyn’s case, it was the Clave itself who called on her because Jocelyn had already been taken to the hospital). She could get in serious trouble for doing so, so she does her best to stay under the Clave’s radar.

The Clave forbids Shadowhunters from undergoing medical treatment because they believe that any exposure of the Shadow world is potentially disastrous. Shadowhunters also believe that the Silent Brothers are as skilled as mundane doctors, and thus are the best people to handle their medical issues. Whether they are right about this is not really about logic, because beliefs aren’t all about logic. Shadowhunters aren’t the only people who do this; there are people in the real world who refuse medical treatment all the time because of their beliefs. (As for something like ADHD, the Clave doesn’t believe it exists in the same way they don’t believe autism and other forms of neurodivergence exist or have names.)

topaz-rabbit  asked:

You know how Mr Alan Ituriel joked about being Black Hat's dad. Okay, what if that were true, and Mr Ituriel was his dad and raised him since he was a barely sentient eldritch squid baby monster thing. How's that possible if BH is probably really fucking old. Easy Mr Ituriel would be some immortal that one day was like"yep, I'm going to raise this demon. Sounds fun." But he's the most suburban of dads ever, but never tried stifling BH's evil tendencies, he encouraged them even.

(Continued) Like Mr Ituriel has seen his son kill several men, and was just like ‘eh, kids will be kids.’ He is an immortal that gives no fucks. He is one of the few humans BH can say he’s ‘fond’ of (will never say it out loud) The one time he visited his son, because he’s a proud pop pop of his sons success and see how he’s doing because HE NEVER CALLS. So as a slight act of payback, he tells EMBARRASSING stories ‘Remember when your powers started to come in Hattie? You scared yourself silly!’

((I am torn between staying consistent with my personal theories and completely abandoning them for this great hc. So let’s just say I’m gonna be very contradictory with whatever the fuck I post, because oh man Normal Dad Alan Ituriel is a very good idea indeed.))

  • Alan, an immortal demi-human with abnormal morals who lives in the Mexican suburbs, is walking by an alleyway or something when he hears some kind of blood-curdling screech
  • naturally his first instinct is ‘oooh what the fuck is that let’s go find out.’ so he looks in a dumpster, and finds one dead-looking prostitute with some kind of Alien-franchise-esque parasite abomination thing crawling out of her chest cavity. It’s covered in blood, seems to be only made of wriggling black tentacles, and hissing.
  • “Aww, cute! Come on little guy, let’s get you cleaned up.” He kinda scoops him up with a shopping bag; he may be immortal, but fuck touching whatever fluids those are. Alan casually carries his writhing, screaming horrorterror baby home in a yellow plastic bag, and promptly throws it into the tub.
  • (Cue the insane bathtime montage where Alan locks it in the bathroom and sprays it with the showerhead until it’s clean enough to touch. BH tries to “kill” him (his hand) several times. Alan laughs.)
  • Once BH is thoroughly doused, he resembles a drenched eldritch cat, a soggy, angry bundle of wriggling flesh, multiple eyes, and gnashing teeth. He has not stopped trying to bite Alan.
  • Alan grabs him by the “scruff” and he immediately starts fighting back. He puts him in a cage until BH tires himself out from screaming and pounding at the bars. The two just stare at each other for a moment, silently regarding the other.
  • Alan sits in front of it and throws a small piece of raw meat into the cage. BH devours it in seconds. Alan unlocks the cage. BH instantly tries to attack him again. Alan puts him back in the cage. He waits a few minutes for the tantrum to end, then repeats the process.
  • eventually BH realizes he can get more food if he stays still for longer. so he stops fighting back and let’s Alan lure him closer, piece by piece. Eventually Alan has BH practically in his lap, literally eating out of the palm of his hand. With more food in him, he’s calmed down a bit. Alan smiles. Okay, this is pretty cute.
  • Only Alan would find BH eating cute tbh, it’s quite fucking disgusting how much raw meat has been spilled all over the place
  • Eventually BH is sated, becoming sleepy and much more complacent. He bites very, very weakly when Alan picks him up. Alan kind of cradles him like a baby, then pets him like a cat. The tentacles quiver. “Weird.” He thinks that means he likes it? BH falls asleep in Alan’s arms. “Cool.”
  • Fast forward a couple months, when BH exits the “larval stage.” That outer casing of tentacles is basically a cocoon, and BH eats and grows and eats and grows until he goes from small cat-sized to human-toddler sized. Then he stops fucking moving.
  • Alan freaks out thinking that he’s killed his adopted son after poking him with a stick for a day doesn’t do anything. Then, the outer casing splits open. BH re-emerges from his “pupal stage” as a fully-grown juvenile, basically a one-year old child. He looks like a miniature version of his current form, but without the dapper clothes or any teeth, and with two open eyes. Alan literally squeals and hugs him. BH tries to bite him again. Some things never change.
  • From there it’s basically like raising a baby, with a couple more eldritch aspects. BH grows twice as fast as an ordinary human. Alan dresses him in adorable baby clothes, not because he needs them, but because it makes him look “soooooo cuuuuute!!!”
  • BH’s teeth grow in, and Alan has to use metal teething rings when normal plastic doesn’t work. BH’s learns how to walk with Alan holding his hands. BH’s claws grow in and Alan files them down for him so he doesn’t hurt himself.
  • It takes about a month or so for BH to start talking. Normally he makes little eldritch blurbles that would make a human’s bones melt. Alan just repeats normal words that sound vaguely similar. Eventually BH gets the hang of it. (BH always claims that his first word was “evil”, but it’s his and Alan’s closest-kept secret that it was actually “papá”)
  • Black Hat’s powers come in during his “evil puberty.” He wakes up one morning feeling a little odd and… shimmery? It feels like his body isn’t quite there, like he’s almost floating outside of his flesh. Then he looks down, focusing on his arm. It solidifies more, feels less fuzzy. He focuses again, bringing the fuzziness back, and watches as it changes
  • “DAD HOLY FUCK”
  • Alan is kind of nervous as BH demonstrates how he can turn his arm into an actual, functioning snake. He gets even more nervous when BH starts sleep-teleporting. Alan wakes up with BH on the roof, BH in the garden, BH on the floor of his room, and BH a couple streets away. He always manages to find his son though, he just has to hurry before BH wakes up. (The first time Black Hat woke up after a sleep-teleport, he was confused and scared and started ripping dimensional holes trying to get home. Alan found him about a town over, but it had been quite the scare.)
  • Shortly after this, BH’s “edgy” phase started. (“MY NAME IS MR. WUT NOW DAD”) Alan never really tried to talk him out of it, instead just giving him the eldritch version of “The Talk.”
  • “Now I know that lately your body has been going through some… changes, and I know that might be scary. But any, uh, urges you feel are completely natural, and–” “DAD FOR FUCK’S SAKE I KNOW ALREADY, OKAY?? I’ve been murdering people for like, five months now.” “Oh, okay, if you ever need any, protection, or help hiding a body, you know you can always ask–” “GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM!

It’s a great relationship they have. BH moves out a couple years later to start his business, and refuses to call Alan (out of pride? probably??) Alan doesn’t let him get away that easily, and each year he makes several unannounced visits. It almost always results in some kind of one-sided yelling match between the angry Black Hat and his cheerful dad, as his horrified employees listen on…

Deadly Sins- Pride

Relationship: Peter Parker x Reader

Summary: Peter’s trains against Captain America and the pride in Captain causes issues for the Reader. When something happens to Peter Thor gets involved trying to solve the situation. Events turn causing the Reader to be injured.

Warnings: Swearing cause I love swearing IRL. Plus Tom swears too :,)

Word Count: 2,113

P.S: PETER IS IN HIS 20′S IN THE DEADLY SINS SERIES. BESIDES THE FIRST EPISODE OF ENVY. I DON’T WRITE SMUT ABOUT A 15 Y/O. I KNOW SOME PEOPLE DO BUT I WONT CAUSE THAT CREEPS ME OUT.. SO KNOW HE IS IN HIS 20′S

A/N: Can you sense the theme ;) Btw my series will have different stories but categorized under the Deadly Sins

[Reader’s POV]

“Faster Spiderlover, you have to be faster than that” Natasha scolds putting you in a headlock.

 Stiffening up you breathe out slowly. You twist your leg around hers flipping her to the side slamming your body on top of hers. A groan slips out of her mouth as your elbow smashes into her ribcage. Rolling off of her you get back up. Your vitals flashing in your glasses. Natasha’s eyes glaring at you before getting back into her stance. Noticing her finger twitching your reflexes kick in.

She’s going to use her wrist tasers.

   Moving to the left dodging the burst of electricity coming your way. Opening up your bow into its true form you click the button causing it to shoot an electric arrow extending into size. Thanks to adapting some of Ant Man’s technology. It’s able to be shot then expand closer to the target so they don’t see it coming. She tries to dodge but it cuts open her shoulder when it expands to its full size.

“Spiderling girlfriend wins” Stark announces. You’ve been fighting for the fast twenty minutes. It was whoever drew the first blood. Your technique has grown since Natasha trained you these past four months.. Clint would stop by every so often to help train your skills with the bow. You felt safer with your new skills you have now. Ever since the incident two years ago with Mason you’ve changed. Peter has been super supportive of you growing stronger.

“Babe that was wicked, you did that thing and did that movement and flipped her over!” Peters excited interpretation with arm motions making you laugh.

“Not bad Spiderlover, come back tonight for assassination practice” Natasha smiles wiping the blood from her shoulder. Her hand applying pressure to stoop the bleeding.

“Sorry bout that..” you look at her immediately feeling guilty. Natasha was your mentor, you’re learning from the best. Yet you hate harming her in ways but when Tony says to train we have to give it all we got till first bloody injury.

“No, you’re here to train. You’re apart of the team thanks to your dear Spider” She points to Peter who’s now fighting against Captain America. You watch as Peter swings around the training room testing the new web shooters you designed. You took pride in them, you worked so hard on them that even Mr. Stark was impressed.

   You hear a bone crushing smack causing your head to snap in the direction of it. Looking to see Steve down on indented into the wall of the training room. Blood was dripping down his face and onto his white star.. Looks like your blade web fluid worked. The room got dead silent till Peter started shouting. “See I can even take the Captain Down!”

   Looking over at your boyfriend who starts swaying slightly. Blood started staining his suit making your eyes widen. He collapses to the ground gripping his left side. Panic flashed through your system causing your chest to tighten. Stark is there before any of us kneeling next to Peter. You then see Captain walking over towards the group.

“Is he alright?” Cap asks rubbing the back of his neck. He did this, he knows the training rules.

“You know this is just training Steve! Your pride in trying to always be right,what the fuck were you thinking” You snarl jumping at him your glove protruding blades. Your fist was about to slam in his face before you a web covers it instantly.

“Peter what the hell” Annoyance fills your body as you turn to look at him.

“No, w-with great p-power comes great responsibility..” He says trying to catch his breath. You don’t attack your team, you knew that but you were just trying to protect him.

“Kid you can’t try and prove yourself like that, we need you ALIVE for the mission in two days” Stark chastens. Peter looks at him frowning slightly. Only to nod before laying his head back down.

“Dammit Peter what were you thinking?!” he flinches from your raised voice. How could he not expect to get yelled at. You can’t lose him.

“I just wanted to show that I could take him down, I know I can babe..”

“Don’t do that, we all know you’re strong… this is just training not a gladiator fight” Sending a glare to Steve as he kneels down next to you looking over Peter’s injuries.

“You did good kid, like I said you have a lot of heart in yah” He ruffles Peters exposed curls.

“Babe… please don’t be mad I just really wanted to put your web-shooters to a complete test..”

“Fuck you Steve” you snarl slapping him hard across the face. A loud crack fills the training room. Your gloves had a superior strength mechanism that matched his shield. Steve looks up at you shocked as blood drips from his mouth.

“Starlight.. That isn’t the way of acting towards a fellow member” Thor’s hand placing itself on your heaving back. You grit your teeth at Thor’s nickname for you. They always called you something other than your name.

“He let his stupid make America great again pride get to his fucking head and took it out on Peter!” Your voice raising an octave. Peter is your everything, your reason to live now.

“Babe don-”

“Starlight… How about we fight next?” Thor asks trying to calm you down. He knew training was one of your stress relievers.

“Absolutely not, baby let’s leave” Peter is now standing in front of you gritting his teeth. His hand covering the wound on his side.

“Peter, you have to let Starlight make her own decisions for once.. You won’t always be around” Thor crosses his arms looking down at him.

“I.. I accept” You say moving Peter out of the way. A web covers both of your hands pulling you back to him. Smirking you hit a button on your wrist screen causing the webs to melt off. Peter looks down at your hands in shock.

“H-How di-did you do that?” Shock still stained on his features.

“Well Peter I do have free time in the shop and access to your web fluid” A sweet smile replaces your smirk as you turn towards Thor.

“That means… you could have punched Cap’n in the face?” Peter looking at you in disbelief. Nodding you turn away heading outside onto the outdoors training field.

“Now you two.. Please for the love of God DO NOT destroy the place with lightning.” Tony begs with a pout.

“Fist fight?” I ask turning to the side looking at Tony. My hair cascading down my back in curls.

“Weapon and Fists only, I’m tired of remodeling cause of your lightning Thor”  Tony sighs walking out of his Iron Man suit.

“Weapons? Her against Thor?Absolutely not.. ” Peter’s voice coming from behind you.

“Do you think I can’t handle this?”

“Babe he’s the God of fucking thunder, you’re just an ordinary human” he states looking down at you.

Did he just say… Ordinary?

I’ll show him I can defend myself…

“Just an ordinary human… understood Peter” You snap shooting a blast out of your palm.

He flips backwards avoiding it and turning his head to look at the blast you shot at him.

“Babygirl, I didn’t mean i-”

“C’mon Starlight show me what you got” Thor grins gripping his hammer’s handle. Tugging your hand out of Peter’s grasp. You couldn’t believe he called you ordinary, you were beyond ordinary from what he said in the bedroom last night.

Bastard.

“Get ready Spiderlover!” Natasha shouts from the sidelines. She was like a proud soccer mom on the side. Clint had his arm slung around her shoulders.

“Victor, engage Oden Fighting Mode” I say with a smirk cause there were some tricks you installed. Your armor had multiple things to help you in battle due to situations. Many possibilities thanks to the supplies Tony gave you.

“Engaging Oden Fighting Mode”

   Thor lunges at you throwing his hammer at you. His hair flowing in the wind as he comes closer to you. You cross your arms in front of you in a ‘X’, a forceshield forms as the hammer collides causing a stream of light to fill the air. The intense collision making your feet dig into the ground.

   You can do anything you set your mind to. Letting out a grunt you use your shin bracers to knock his hammer away. Shooting anchors to his cape causing him to be unable to move. Jumping you punch him repeatedly in the face. Your fighting mode going fast detecting his possible counters.

“I see you’ve done some tinkering Starlight” he chuckles as his fist aims straight towards your face after dodging another punch from you.

“You gotta do what you gotta do” A groan slipping out of your lips as he manages to wrap his hands around your neck. Gripping onto his forearms,the smell of burnt flesh fills your nose.

“What the fuck?” Thor hisses dropping you making you take a huge breath in. Doing a backflip to get some distance between you two. Victor disables the acid touch instantly.

“Like Peter said, I’m just some ordinary human, I have to defend myself somehow” bitterness filling your mouth. You could taste the blood but you swallow it.

“You’re going to regret that” He growls punching you hard in the chest. Pain and electricity spreads you through your body.

“THOR I SAID NO LIGHTNING!”

“Calling for medical personal, vitals dropping, contusions to the chest” Victor’s voice fills your ears. Coughing you collapse onto the ground. You could feel that he burned a hole in your chest plate. Back to the drawing board when you heal..

“I-I wasn’t thinking properly” He explains running towards your body.

“You’re going to get chewed the fuck out” Natasha grips Thor by the ear taking him away. She is totally your mom.

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“Babygirl, h-how are you feeling?” Peter asks as you slip your silk robe on  to cover over your bandaged chest.

“How do you think I’m feeling Peter?” My tone coming out harsh. You were still salty with how he called you ordinary.

“Y-you know I-I didn’t mean it… I’m just afraid you’ll get hurt badly and look where we are” he gestures towards your bandaged chest and torso.

“I knew that I would get hurt the moment I came here but I came here to be with you Peter… I love you so much that I can’t be away from you. So forgive me if I want to fight alongside you and if I have to push myself I will..” You could feel your nails digging into the palms of your hands. Feeling this way towards Peter was a first. Sure you got upset but never angry at him.

“Your pride got you hurt today, just like it hurt Cap’n” he explains taking your hands into his. You look into his brown eyes that you swear you could get lost in.

“It wasn’t pride” Taking your hands out of his but he catches them back in his grasp again.

“Yes love, your pride in your suit.. I know you were trying to prove a point to me” A small smile is plastered on his lips. He know’s he’s right and you hated it.

“What point are you even talking about” Eyes looking away from his, you were completely frustrated.

“That you aren’t an ordinary human, Natasha is human and is an excellent fighter… You’re learning from the best so ordinary was an awful word to say” His arms pulling you into a tight embrace.

“I can’t believe you called me that, Peter I was so mad” You huff placing your forehead against his chest.

“You blasted at me, of course I knew my girl was mad at me..” His laughter filling the air 

“After the things you called me last night…then calling me ordinary was infuriating” Your lips kiss down his neck pausing at the base of his neck. His hands tighten on your waist as you leave dark marks on his skin.

“You’re going to regret blasting at me today love” He whispers darkly pulling away from you. His hands flick causing webs to pin you against the wall. Your breath caught in your throat as you looked at him.

All you could see in his eyes was… Lust.

A/N:

So… what’d ya thinkkkk. I’m loving the tumblr community more than Wattpad tbh. Until I upload the next part take a look at my recent post ‘Can’t Help Falling in Love with You :,)

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Happy Birthday Lucy  August 6, 1911 - ∞

Most comedy writers consider themselves lucky if a star realizes 60% of the values they’ve written into a script. Lucy, somehow, returned about 125%. Unexpected qualities appeared out of nowhere. Little, human, ordinary, recognizable values. Inflections that were exactly the way your mother, or the lady bus driver used to sound. She was everywoman. Ask her to be a tough showgirl and you got back a broad who simply could not look and move like that unless she’d been pumping bumps and grinds in a burlesque house for twenty years. Ask her for royalty and she became a queen. And she kept astounding us that way. The audience never had the feeling that they were watching her act. If you looked carefully, you would marvel that every fiber in the woman’s body was contributing to the illusion. Her hands, her feet, her knees, every cell would be doing the right thing. This was an exceptionally talented young lady, and I don’t know enough superlatives to do her justice.”

— Jess Oppenheimer, writer, I Love Lucy

One day, the Doctor finds a broken RO-53 unit lying in the narrow streets of the utopian city Gallifrey, abandoned.
The Doctor takes the broken android with him to home and fixes and tweaks it despite there being a newer version of the same service android available: RO-54.

Upon it’s rebooting, RO-53 has been wiped of all its previous data and now thinks she is an ordinary human female. Too kind-hearted to tell the truth, the Doctor plays along with it and names the android Rose.
The two become closer as the Doctor finds himself falling in love with the extraordinary Rose.

What neither of them know, though, is that Rose is one of a kind - an unit infected with a mysterious virus only known as the bad wolf virus.
Rose’s previous owner, the Master, wants to have Rose back to get the control of the powerful virus and rule all of time and space.

I’ve had this android!rose au in my head for years and I’m just now getting back to it. How the time flies…