order of birth

MBTI and birth order survey

Hi everybody!

There’re some theories about birth order and personality, some other people says that personality doesn’t actually have noting to do with one’s birth order.

Still, I’m interested on finding out if there’s some correlation between people’s birth order and MBTI personality type.

Could you, please, reblog this with your MBTI type and if you’re:

-Only child

- Oldest child

- Middle child

- Youngest child

Thanks to everybody participating! If I collect enough data I’ll do some graphs and stuff :D

Also, if you know your brother’s and sister’s MBTI type, you could add it with their birth order too?

yet another character sheet

I made this a few years ago because most of the sheets I found either lacked details I wanted or was weirdly super in-depth.

Name:
Name meaning:
Nicknames:
Age:
How old s/he appears:
Birthdate:
MBTI:
Zodiac:
Element:
Nationality/Race:
Eyes:
Hair:
Skin:
Body type:
Height/weight:
Facial details:
Features/marks:
Health:
Sexuality:
Physical limitations:
Physical advantages:
Clothing/accessories:

Mother:
Father:
Siblings:
Birth order:
Pets:
Close friends:
Acquaintances:
Nemeses:
Significant other:
Other relevant people:
Liked or disliked?:

Schooling:
Athletics:
Hobbies:
Skilled at:
Unskilled at:
Trait s/he wishes s/he had:

Temperament:
Attitude:
Quirks:
Priorities:
Philosophy:
Good habits:
Bad habits:
Positive traits:
Negative traits:
Weaknesses:
Strengths:
Proud of:
Embarrassed by:
Fears/phobias:
Secrets:
Regrets:
Angered by:
Calmed by:
Most at ease when:
Ill at east when:
Soft spot:

In a crisis:
Under pressure:
In awkward social situations:
Can s/he keep a secret?:
Independent or needy?:
People are inherently…:
Spiritual beliefs:
Day or night?:
Pessimist or optimist?:
Big picture or small details?:

Important events in life:
Short-term goals/hopes:
Long-term goals/hopes:
How s/he feels about self:

Likes/Dislikes:
Food:
Drink:
Color:
Animals:
Chores:
Season:
Expletives:
Other

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Some very very interesting new gacha characters for the upcoming HesoWars version update!

Who do we have? In Matsu birth order:
Zeus, Poseidon, Apollo, Hades, Ares and Aphrodite.
Bound to be some very interesting attacks coming from these celestial beings!

Happy Women Physicians Day!

I owe an incalculable debt to all the amazing women who came before me and paved my path. 

A selection of my personal heroes, in order of their birth year: 

Dr. Elizabeth Blackwell, the first woman to receive a medical degree in America. 

Dr. Dorthy Reed Mendenhall, the woman who discovered Hodgkin’s Disease is not in fact a type of TB by discovering the eponymous Reed-Sternberg cell. 

Dr. Helen B. Taussig, pioneer in the field of pediatric cardiology despite her considerable hearing loss. 

Dr. Gisella Perl, a Jewish gynecologist who was interned at Auschwitz and saved the lives of hundreds of women through great determination and sacrifice.

Dr. Virginia Apgar, an anesthesiologist who developed the Apgar Score we all know and love, improving mother and infant mortality rate in America by pushing obstetricians to do better. 

Dr. Frances Oldham Kelsey, the Canadian pharmacologist and physician who blocked the approval of thalidomide by the FDA and thus prevented a potentially massive wave of birth defects in the US. 

 Dr. Joycelyn Elders, first African American female Surgeon General of the United States, who never shied away from controversial topics like drug legalization or human sexuality if she believed it would improve the overall health of the nation. 

To Those Feeling Drained

Many souls are feeling drained emotionally, physically, spiritually and energetically, due to the current social and political climate.
This energy transference happens via heart, mind, spirit and direct contact.
The great news is that you are feeling!
You are empathetic to the world of hurting souls around you. You are not closing yourself—or your gifts, off to the world in its time of need.
Times like these are why we do the work. A mass awakening is happening, as it must. A sacred fire has been started.
Chaos comes before order. Pain before birth. We are experiencing an energetic detox on a mass scale. Human parasites who mean us no good, are being revealed daily.
These times evoke a change in the course of history, every great period has had one; this is ours.
So, how do we feel, connect, share our gifts, light and works with the world in this current state without becoming drained in the process?
We vibrate higher daily. That simple.
There are endless modalities for vibrating higher. You may already have your favorite routine in practice; if so, keep up the great work. If not, may you be inspired and fired up to begin yours.
No mistake about it, this country is at war—with itself, an energetic war, a moral war, a vibrational war, and an ethical war.
In the human body, this is known as disease; at war with itself.
How to cure and overcome dis-ease? We cure and overcome dis-ease by creating a suitable environment for healing and renewal to take place. Through vibrating higher daily in our food choices, physical fitness, stress control, routines, thoughts and overall mindset and lifestyle—healing, restoration, and renewal organically take place.
To sum it up…..
do more of what makes your mind, heart, and body come alive, restore and come back to center…..and do less of what does not.
The world and your life work need you strengthened and vibrating higher now, more than ever. So feel, connect, show love, have compassion and be a light to the world.
Just be mindful to vibrate higher through self-care. Recharge, release, restore, renew, nourish, and find your heart, mind and soul’s balance.
Vibrating higher daily is your protection.
—Lalah Delia | VibrateHigherDaily

An anon asked me a while back to draw my take on the bros if they were aged in accordance with their birth order!! It’s somethin I’ve been wanting to draw for  a while so I decided to oblige!

Not sure about their proper ages but Ichi is in elementary school, Jyushi is in preschool, Choro is a middle schooler, Kara is a high schooler Oso is an adult and Todo is a smol bby boy~

enjoy!

The signs as things my friend has done
  • Aries: called my mom old the second time she met her
  • Taurus: Came over to my house just to make pancakes and build an IKEA cabinet
  • Gemini: said "I don't like ted talks, they seem so fake" then next time we hung out said "I might be giving a tedX talk"
  • Cancer: Accidentally stole some random person's hot chocolate because I had to order it with my birth name and she didn't want to hear what it was
  • Leo: is a furry
  • Virgo: Tells me to read Marx when she hasn't even read Marx
  • Libra: Said "trade?" when I told her I was feeling dysphoric about my boobs
  • Scorpio: Just screenshots my snapchats and doesn't respond
  • Sagittarius: unironically loves drake
  • Capricorn: Immediately unfollows anyone who says "this is so aesthetic" when they really mean that it's the vaporwave aesthetic
  • Aquarius: Said Magna Carta instead of magnum opus
  • Pisces: Sends me posts from my blog asking if they're vagues about her
so here’s the template i filled out in an rp a while ago, i have no idea who made it, but it’s in-depth af, and i cleared it out so people may use it at their will!

BASIC INFORMATION

FULL NAME
PRONUNCIATION:
MEANING
REASONING
NICKNAME(S)
PREFERRED NAME(S)
BIRTH DATE
AGE
ZODIAC:
GENDER
PRONOUNS
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION:
SEXUAL ORIENTATION
NATIONALITY
ETHNICITY
CURRENT LOCATION:
LIVING CONDITIONS
TITLE(S)

BACKGROUND

BIRTH PLACE
HOMETOWN:
SOCIAL CLASS:
EDUCATION LEVEL
FATHER
MOTHER
SIBLING(S)
BIRTH ORDER:
CHILDREN
PET(S)
OTHER IMPORTANT RELATIVES
PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIPS
ARRESTS?
PRISON TIME?:

OCCUPATION & INCOME

PRIMARY SOURCE OF INCOME
SECONDARY SOURCE OF INCOME
TERTIARY SOURCE(S) OF INCOME
APPROXIMATE AMOUNT PER YEAR
CONTENT WITH THEIR JOB (OR LACK THERE OF)?
PAST JOB(S)
SPENDING HABITS
MOST VALUABLE POSSESSION

SKILLS & ABILITIES

PHYSICAL STRENGTH
OFFENSE
DEFENSE
SPEED
INTELLIGENCE
ACCURACY
AGILITY
STAMINA
TEAMWORK
TALENTS
SHORTCOMINGS
LANGUAGE(S) SPOKEN
DRIVE?
JUMP-STAR A CAR?
CHANGE A FLAT TIRE?
RIDE A BICYCLE?
SWIM?
PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?
PLAY CHESS?
BRAID HAIR?
TIE A TIE?
PICK A LOCK?

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE & CHARACTERISTICS

FACE CLAIM
EYE COLOR
HAIR COLOR
HAIR TYPE/STYLE
GLASSES/CONTACTS?
DOMINANT HAND
HEIGHT:
WEIGHT
BUILD
EXERCISE HABITS
SKIN TONE
TATTOOS
PEIRCINGS
MARKS/SCARS
NOTABLE FEATURES
USUAL EXPRESSION
CLOTHING STYLE
JEWELRY
ALLERGIES
BODY TEMPERATURE
DIET
PHYSICAL AILMENTS

PSYCHOLOGY

JUNG TYPE
JUNG SUBTYPE
ENNEAGRAM TYPE
MORAL ALIGNMENT
TEMPERAMENT
ELEMENT
PRIMARY INTELLIGENCE TYPE
APPROXIMATE IQ
MENTAL CONDITIONS/DISORDERS
SOCIABILITY
EMOTIONAL STABILITY
OBSESSION(S)
COMPULSION(S)
PHOBIA(S)
ADDICTION(S)
DRUG USE
ALCOHOL USE
PRONE TO VIOLENCE?

MANNERISMS

SPEECH STYLE
ACCENT
QUIRKS
HOBBIES
HABITS
NERVOUS TICKS
DRIVES/MOTIVATIONS
FEARS
POSITIVE TRAITS
NEGATIVE TRAITS
SENSE OF HUMOR
DO THEY CURSE OFTEN?
CATCHPHRASE(S)

FAVORITES

ACTIVITY
ANIMAL
BEVERAGE
BOOK
CELEBRITY
COLOR
DESIGNER
FOOD
FLOWER
GEM
HOLIDAY:  
MODE OF TRANSPORTATION
MOVIE
MUSICAL ARTIST
QUOTE/SAYING
SCENERY
SCENT
SPORT
SPORTS TEAM
TELEVISION SHOW
WEATHER:
VACATION DESTINATION

ATTITUDES

GREATEST DREAM
GREATEST FEAR
MOST AT EASE WHEN
LEAST AT EASE WHEN
WORST POSSIBLE THING THAT COULD HAPPEN
BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT
BIGGEST REGRET
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT
BIGGEST SECRET
TOP PRIORITIES

Pregnant at the Museum

Imagine you’re in a museum where…everything comes to life at night! (yeah, yeah, bite me) You get lost and the staff closes the place so you’re stuck overnight! and a big, brawny, hairy caveman finds you and carries you back to his exhibit to be his mate. he breeds you very pregnant and you swell quickly in order to birth… but then the sun rises. and you’re full term with a big but inanimate neanderthal baby inside you. the guards find you trying to sneak out and you attempt to explain.

So you, rotund and full of wax caveman baby, are cast out by the museum staff and have to waddle to a bus stop to go home– if you’re female someone might give up their seat, but who would do that for a man “with just a beer belly”? And you know that you’ve got to sneak back inside that museum and stay there, hiding from the security guards and cameras with your huge pregnant gut, so you can birth once the sun goes down. And then of course… not get impregnated again…            

after birthing, you realize that it’s not just the caveman who’s horny. all the exhibits have to spend hours standing still and not getting off, and some are even locked in their exhibits behind bars or glass, and you realize the security guards never patrol alone–they just watch the cameras so they don’t get fucked. but you’re alone and can clearly be bred, and there are lots of lusty eyes upon you as you try to leave…            

Hold up !! 

Osomatsu,Ichimatsu,Karamatsu,Choromatsu,Todomatsu,Jyushimatsu ??

How come Matsuyo would refer to the brothers in this order, although in Osomatsu San it’s entirely different? It sounds a bit weird if the brothers just suddenly switched birth order as they grew up, perhaps matsuyo mistaken their order as kids? and as they grew up, it just seemed that they noticed or realised the real birth order? Or maybe this is the real birth order and Osomatsu san is just misinterpreting it?

Hmm… interesting !

halfblood joonie
  • guess what my school computer has a blue screen lol what is this i dont understand what’s going on
  • not gonna lie i would rather be updating my nct blog because those are written scenarios and i prefer writing that way because i feel like it actually shows my ability but i owe it to you guys to get something out there
  • my mark lee thing can wait yikes :((
  • anyway demigod joonie was the most requested?? and i was like
  • THE SCREEN CHANGED
  • anyway i was gonna do like birth order but here we are now, doing namjoon
  • which is fine because i love namjoon
  • okay so if you guys couldn’t guess
  • namjoon is the son of athena
  • how could he not be??
  • the stereotype was always like blond hair and gray eyes but nah fam me and namjoon both don’t fit that stereotype and we are athena kids
  • but in this au namjoon is gonna have that off blond hair like there was that one photoshoot and there is a specific image in mind but it’s like sandy blond and it’s always messy because he constantly runs his hands through his hair when he’s thinking so always a mess but a nice mess because cutie
  • and he wears the big wire rimmed glasses that aren’t perfectly circular but almost like a bowl shape kind of thing?? like rounded at the bottom but then straight at the top or only a little bent is this making sense i bet it isn’t lol
  • he’s that kid that always wears the camp half blood tee with skinny jeans and some obscure accessory like idk a scarf or hat
  • and the aphrodite kids sit there and constantly roast him for his fashion sense but jin always scolds them and says that namjoon is a pure cutie bean who must be protected…
  • okay but backstory time because hell yah i love backstories
  • namjoon’s dad was a professor at a local college and he was a genius so it was no suprise that athena was attracted to him
  • unlike jin’s situation, athena and namjoon dad’s romance was a fleeting thing, and it only lasted but a few months
  • both of them were too proud and too headstrong to admit actual feelings or that they needed each other
  • but i personally believe that you don’t just have one true love, you love a lot of people in your life and it’s okay to love and be loved more than once and the mentality that you should save love for the true one actually pisses me off not gonna lie to you
  • and like they were in love and maybe it wasn’t the strongest love and maybe it wasn’t the truest love but it was still love regardless
  • athena kids are thought of like that’s how the athena kids happen i remember because percy was like do you have a belly button??
  • so athena was like you’re different than all my previous lovers and i think our child should be different too and that explains why namjoon naturally has black hair and brown eyes, not the usual blond and gray thing going on
  • when athena and his dad split up, things were kinda not amazing
  • his dad didn’t want to think about the relationship and about athena and so he just kind of chose to selectively forget about it
  • and so he doesn’t tell namjoon that he is a half blood
  • he tells namjoon that his mom and him were a college thing and that she didn’t want to deal with a child because she needed to finish her schooling whereas namjoon’s father was graduating
  • namjoon never felt a bitterness towards his birth mom but he always had the want to meet her one day and just have a conversation with her and have some sort of relationship with her…
  • his dad got married when namjoon was fairly young, in the third grade, and his stepmom and dad had three kids so namjoon has a bunch of half siblings
  • he really loves his family though, like he was extremely close to them especially his brother who’s the middle child out of the three half siblings
  • namjoon never felt out of place with them but there was always that longing to meet his mother that never went away
  • and guess what namjoon gets that chance
  • by age ten namjoon has already attracted numerous monsters, despite his dad’s efforts to mask his scent by marrying someone else and spraying febreeze in the house every two seconds
  • namjoon is already an extremely gifted and powerful demigod, already exhibiting powers that mimic something like telekinesis, and monsters have started to take notice
  • but namjoon, our clumsy bean child namjoon, always has a way of avoiding any harm
  • it’s because athena has her eye on him constantly and she’s always doing her best to make sure he’s safe
  • so like one day for instance, he’s walking home from the school bus and this monster comes at him and athena was posing as mom waiting for her kid or something and as soon as namjoon looked away she pulverized that monster into dust
  • but she seriously underestimates her child
  • because at age eleven namjoon is like boy genius and he notices the same lady always around and he’s like yikes creeper alert maybe??
  • so one day instead of you know, telling his dad, he confronts her down at the dollar store where he’s going to by his siblings some candy with his allowance money
  • idk the dollar store is within walking distance from my dads so this makes a lot of sense to me like this a very valid and relevant point in my mind okay so um like
  • anyway she senses another monster attack so she’s posing as a cashier and namjoon just kinda heads over to her counter and slams his five dollar bill on the table and he’s like
  • “we have the same eyes i think”
  • “also i see you around all the time”
  • and he just blinks up at her with big inquisitive eyes and she’s like oh sh-
  • and she’s like well i cannot just tell this kid that i’m his mom but i can at least get him to safety right??
  • and she’s like i gotta talk about this demigod thing but
  • suddenly a horde of monsters appear from the aisles and athena is like there is no time and so she uses her goddess powers to transport them to the boundaries of camp half blood
  • and she’s like look i know you’re probably scared and confused and worried but you need to go past this boundary here and you’ll find help i promise, but i need to get going, i’m not allowed to be this attached to you-
  • and she ushers namjoon past the border but then she’s gone and namjoon is like what the duck is this about
  • he doesn’t know if he should run back out and chase after her or if he should move forward and explore but maybe he should cry? always a valid option??
  • he just stands there dumbly and he feels like maybe he will cry because he doesn’t understand what’s going on but he wants to be home with his dad, not standing in the middle of god(s) only know where
  • but alas his saving grace arrives
  • it’s you
  • you’re the saving grace
  • you’re also a younger demigod and you’re in the hermes cabin currently because you haven’t been claimed and you’re just kind of wandering around camp because you still are a little !! about this whole demigod thing and you need some time to adjust
  • but you see namjoon standing there and you’re like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • you run over and stare at him for a few seconds and you then grab his hand and you’re like we gotta find chiron
  • “you mean the centaur from greek mythology”
  • and you smile and nod excitedly “well duh, you are at camp half blood”
  • “what now”
  • “that place where all the kids if the greek gods and goddesses chill to escape the monsters in the mortal world? seriously how did you get here if you don’t know what this is”
  • so namjoon tells you his story and you’re holding his hand because small kids and you’re like oh i see i see okay i got it
  • and then you take him to see chiron and you’re like hello this is a new camper his name is joonie
  • and namjoon is like actually- but chiron is so busy welcoming him and all that he never really gets to say his official name (is that the right word probably not lol) isn’t joonie but whatever
  • anyway you stay by namjoon’s side while he gets the explanation of the whole demigod thing
  • and you’re the one who takes him to the hermes cabin and you’re like yes you can have your bed under my bed because we are basically best friends now!! and ofc namjoon agrees
  • he’s the kid who sits up really fast and bangs his head on the bunk above him
  • i actually fell off the top bunk once but that is another story
  • you and namjoon become bros and all the older demigods think it’s so adorable how you two always waddle around camp together and challenge everyone to duels and riddles and the likes
  • but then namjoon gets claimed
  • oh yes namjoon gets claimed one day when you two are sparring and it’s been a while now since he’s arrived at camp and you know what being claimed means
  • it means that namjoon isn’t gonna be your bunk mate anymore and it means that he’ll be at a new cabin with new siblings and he’ll probably end up forgetting about you or something
  • and your small brain is not about to let that happen no siree so you fail to mention the glowing emblem above namjoon’s head
  • you think that it would like go away eventually but it’s been thirty minutes now since it first appeared so um yikes a daisy it probably won’t go away anytime soon but you are not about to lose namjoon
  • while you’re sitting there debating what to do, one of the athena kids (is it annabeth chase, my queen, my hero, my everything)
  • no another athena kid comes over and they’re like duDE UM!!
  • and you’re like b i t c h do you wanna throw down
  • and namjoon is like wait what’s going on what’s happening am i dying or something
  • and the athena kid is like no, well yes, we are all technically dying, but i mean you’re our new sibling
  • “our”
  • “the athena cabin, i’m sorry”
  • and namjoon’s eyes light up and he’s so excited and you’re like who am i to take this happiness from him
  • you don’t walk with him to meet up with chiron or anything, you go sulk in the hermes cabin tbh and kick his bunk and then whine when it hurts your foot
  • but guess what guys
  • guess what
  • guess who comes back later
  • you right
  • it’s namjoon
  • he waves to you and you’re like !!
  • “i missed you already, you wanna keep sparing. i already got my new bunk set up and all. it’s not as fun around here without you”
  • and then you run into his arms but he is not expecting that and he tries to catch you but that doesn’t really go so hot and he ends up toppling backwards with you crashing down on top of him
  • based on true events in case you’re wondering
  • you knew from that day on that you and najoon were inseparable
  • fast forward many years so you are out of the awkward small child phase which isn’t awkward really because it isn’t middle school yet
  • you got claimed by your godly parent so neither you or namjoon are in the hermes cabin anymore!!
  • but you still are thick as thieves get it lol because hermes cabin-
  • okay anyway
  • i dont wanna be generic with all of these so guess what
  • in media res my dudes, on media res
  • behold you and namjoon are on a quest and guess who else is there it;s hoseok and yoongi and you guys are having a blast because yoongi nearly managed to become the captive bride of the god of the west wind
  • hoseok kidnapped a dog and he keeps the thing in his shirt when you guys are setting up camp for the night so he won’t be cold
  • namjoon almost became a gang lord down in southern new york
  • you had to fight off rampant cereal gods when the others were going to take a group bathroom break
  • you and namjoon are sharing a sleeping back
  • wait what
  • hoseok somehow managed to burn his and yoongi was like you can’t sleep with me you freak, im still mad you love that dog more than me anyhow and hoseok was all excuse me are you trash talking our child
  • they were so busy bickering and whining and namjoon, the designated squad leader, was not having it, and so he’s like hoseok here just take mine okay
  • and then you were like but joonie what about you
  • and hoseok was all like share
  • namjoon looked to yoongi hopelessly and yoongi just flipped him off
  • “excuse me, how;s jungkook gonna feel when he knows you’re trying to win me over”
  • and you kinda “well i mean i guess we can share”
  • and hoseok is like “wow what are the odds you’re the only person with the huge two person sleeping bag haha #crazy”
  • yes he said the word hashtag
  • but namjoon is all stamerry and blushy and it’s so funny because the super composed, super calculating, super strategic son of athena is at a loss for words and it’s
  • #crazy
  • and yoongi is like wow i guess hoseok will take the first watch then
  • and hoseok is like wow that’s so sweet of you for volunteering-
  • yoongi smirks and curls up in his sleeping bag and yawns and slips off into dreamland and hoseok is pouting but he starts patrol duty with his puppy safely poking his head out the top of his shirt
  • and namjoon kinda gives you this look and you shrug “it’s not any different than that time we had to share a bunk when connor and broke the one and they needed extra room you know?”
  • except it is very different because namjoon is in l o v e with you and he doesn’t want to share a sleeping bag because he might do something weird like try to hold your hand or sleep talk about you and that would not be a good time
  • but he curls up in the sleeping bag and he motions for you to join and you’re like okay chill nice not like i like namjoon or anything haha
  • you snuggle up beside him and you’re like are two person sleeping bags even a real thing
  • they are confirmed
  • you guys refuse to speak and you can hear hoseok giggling and that makes things more awkward tbh but it’s okay because he’s warm
  • and so your put your feet on his legs and even through the socks he can feel your cold feet and now the two of you are laughing
  • but then yoongi sits up and threatens to murder you both in cold blood
  • so you end up zipping it and going to bed
  • hoseok wakes namjoon up an hour or two later because switch shift and he’s sleepy
  • namjoon groggily wakes up and he goes to sit up but??
  • is that your head on his chest??
  • why yes it is??
  • hoseok starts to squeal and namjoon glares but hoseok is
  • you know that spongebob meme with squidward and crabby patties
  • that’s hoseok @ namjoon
  • “you like them don’t you namjoon”
  • and namjoon was like hoe i thought that was obvious please
  • and hoseok was like um idk if they know dude
  • and najoon just groans and stands up and waves hoseok off and goes to stand guard
  • he doesn’t like the whole crush thing because his entire life as a child of athena you know, he’s used to approaching everything as a problem that has a solution
  • something that he can work through and tackle if he takes the right steps
  • everything is a process and with the smart logical choices, he can accomplish anything
  • but this is different because suddenly his head isn’t in charge and no matter how hard he tries to examine the situation logically, you can’t think like that, not when you’re in love with someone all rules go out the window and namjoon is like wth is this i am not a fan can this not be a thing
  • he overanalyzes every single scenario and one second he’s determined that you must be in love with him but one second later, he thinks you must hate him or something and that the two of you will never work out and it’s such a vicious cycle
  • he just wishes he would have some answers-
  • and then this voice pops up in his head and it’s very familiar and namjoon is like i know who this is but also at the same time i have no idea whatsoever
  • and then it hits him- the mysterious lady from his childhood, the one who got him to camp and he’s ! because he had totally forgotten about her till now
  • and the voice is like “you really forgot about your own mother”
  • and namjoon is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because mom since when was that a thing
  • but it makes sense and suddenly everything starts to click and namjoon is like wow your local son of athena couldn’t figure that one out, amazing
  • but she’s like look kid im sorry that i havent been around, things are complicated, dont be mad
  • and namjoon is like im not dont sweat it
  • athena just tsks like thats because you never let your emotions lead
  • “but it’s okay to let them take over sometimes you know”
  • you know what she’s implying and the conversation doesn’t last much after that
  • and namjoon is like right i should maybe confess maybe ill do that when i get back home or something—
  • but suddenly he’s taken aback because there’s this clanking and rattling and all of th sudden there are these skeletons rising from the earth and namjoon is like just my luck
  • he draws his sword and starts yelling for the rest of you to wake up and hoseok is first up and he’s racing to get yoongi awake and meanwhile namjoon is battling off these monsters
  • he uses those telekinesis powers i mentioned to hurl boulders and other projectiles at them while using his long sword to fend off others but they keep multiplying
  • hoseok comes in with his double daggers and he’s slicing and diving and jabbing
  • and yoongi has his scythe and he’s totally wrecking these monsters and smashing them to dust
  • you’re nowhere to be found though and namjoon turns his head for a split second and that’s his mistake
  • he doesn’t feel the arrow pierce his shoulder, not initially, but he feels the searing pain as yoongi yanks it from his flesh later
  • he stumbles and trips forward and he’s clutching his shoulder and hoseok is shrieking and yoongi is cursing
  • namjoon feels like he’s slipping from reality and he doesn’t know what’s happening save that the world is spinning before his eyes
  • but then your cry snaps him back from his daze and he watches you stumble towards him
  • yoongi and hoseok fight off the rest of the monsters as you kneel beside namjoon, cradling his head in your lip
  • namjoon is too shocked to cry but then he sees the tears streaming down your face and he suddenly feels overwhelmed
  • yoongi and hoseok run over when the coast is clear and yoongi is the one who pulls the arrow out because hoseok is shaking too badly to do so
  • “i thought i heard something and so i woke up and went to check it out, but clearly i wasnt right and now you’re going to die because of me namjoon, oh gods, you can’t die!!”
  • and youre sobbing and hoseok is like you need to calm down so i can treat this thing and namjoon is slipping from consciousness and you’re holding his hands tightly between your own
  • yoongi is praying hard while hoseok does his best to clot the blood flow and go through his bag in search of ambrosia and nectar
  • namjoon’s eyes close and his lips part and you’re crying harder now because this it, this is the last time you’re going to see namjoon
  • “i love you, i love you more than life itself namjoon, and im not going to let you die, do you hear me!?”
  • hoseok pulls out the thermos of nectar and he hands it to you
  • for those who dont know, nectar is like the healing thing for demigods and it’s not guaranteed life saver, it works hella good
  • anyway, you hold the thermos to namjoon’s lips and do your best to make sure he drinks some of it
  • hoseok assures you that namjoon is gonna make it, upon further examination, the wound isn’t deep and it missed any vital nerves or organs
  • still you can’t help but cry
  • you hold namjoon in your arms the entire night and none of you guys sleep because you’re so scared??
  • namjoon does wake up, and he’s fine… he’s just sore the next morning
  • he first asks about you though if you’re okay and then he looks up and finds you staring down at him and he’s o h
  • you smile down at him “i swear to god, dont you ever pull that on me again”
  • “i wasnt trying to die”
  • omg wth my namjoon ones are always the longest, namjoon, yoongi and jungkook
  • anyway you mouth “i know” and then stroke the hair from his eyes
  • hoseok and yoongi watch on but they don;t interfere and they dont get nosy, they jsut let you guys have your moment
  • it’s like a mutual understanding after that
  • like the scare makes you realize that yes, you love namjoon, more than a friend
  • and yes, namjoon loves you too, more than anything in the world
  • and hoseok and yoongi realize that they’re third and fourth wheeling on the quest and it’s awkward
  • because once namjoon starts feeling better, it’s like a switch was turned on and now he’s trying to impress you with the psychology of attraction and holding hands and love and it’s a hot mess
  • and he’s vowing to protect you and you’re like honey i gotta protect you…
  • yoongi and hoseok regret their life choices
  • but they think it’s cute and when you guys all return home safely (with the dog in tow), everyone starts handing over drachmas and dollars because their was a camp wide bet on if you guys would get together on your quest
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anonymous asked:

Can't wait to see more of the O/B/A AU!!!! Those two little babies are soooo cute!!! I had a question. The AU said that Omega's were basically required to mate with mulitiple alphas. How does that work with mating? (I've read some OBA fics and they all include one mate and I wasn't sure if the multiple mates thing was just your idea or an over all part of the verse) Can't wait to see Yuuri with all these men loving on him! Can't wait for more!!! <3

Thanks for liking the AU and the kids! :D So regarding omega mates, the post actually says, “Omegas, who are generally rarer, are allowed to have multiple officially recognized spouses in order to encourage higher alpha birth rates.” So Omegas aren’t required to mate anyone, let alone multiple alphas in most modern cultures, they just can, whereas most other secondary genders can only have one official spouse.

One of the topics I want to touch on in the AU is how important individual choice is, and how if society wants to judge, it’ll judge no matter what you do. The introduction post mentions that while multiple spouses are allowed, it’s rare and generally socially frowned upon as many societies have come to see the monogamous couple family structure as the norm. So while Yuuri is acting what may be considered “ideal omega,” with multiple alpha spouses and multiple children, alpha-dominated society is still gonna discriminate against him and slut shame him (wow see how his husbands like that). On the flip side, another omega in this AU, Guang-Hong, is also treated pretty shittily because of his choice to only have one beta mate.

Regarding mating, scenting, “bonding,” I’ll make separate posts on that (or I may be able to bring it up in a flashback prologue comic about Yurio presenting), but they all exist but not in the soul-mate/binding/chemistry changing sort of way. More on that hopefully soon ^ ^;

Thanks for sending in this ask! <3