raptorofire  asked:

omg did you just say. Dad. Avvar. Cullen? *flails*

Originally posted by erraticreactions

Yes. I. Did. 

Like, you know

Dad avvar Cullen introducing his toddler to the holdbeast, helping them stand in front of him while he holds their hands so that a giant red lion can sniff them. “It’s okay, little one. Terava won’t hurt you.”


Dad avvar Cullen teaching his kids how to move silently through the underbrush of the forest so when they go raiding or hunting they’ll be quite as spirits. 


Dad avvar Cullen when he first finds out he’s going to be a father and getting super excited to teach Elena all about avvar pregnancy, childbirth and child rearing traditions and customs. 

and the PTA meetings are worse - Chapter 1 - shonens - ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 9/?
Fandom: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Dio Brando, Giorno Giovanna, Kujo Jotaro, Kujo Jolyne, Kishibe Rohan, Diego Brando, Jonathan Joestar, Higashikata Josuke, Joseph Joestar, Gyro Zeppeli, Johnny Joestar
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Kid Fic, Family Fluff

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A collection of AU short stories about mudad, oradad, and suburbia.