There you go Orangushamstursaurus! I have devised a solution to help you keep a rat! The rat can come to no harm, and will do your bidding too! It was rather obvious now that I think about it. #very-productive
Oh this is kinda ridiculous. If it makes anyone feel better, I’m a real legit medical student, and technically, I should be the one who doesn’t have time for Tumblr, but here it is. HERE IT IS, ANON. NOW WHAT?!
For the price “Doubting Dave” is paying you, he *should* be worried. He might not be getting his money’s worth, what with being required to heed any of your advice or be entertained by any of your anecdotes and all.
Thanks, all – but never let it be said that “Dr. Cranquis didn’t reply to a question.” Doubting Dave asked quite a few of them, and they must be answered.
Brace yourselves for one of my longest and Cranquis-est Cranquis-Mail replies ever. :)
Haha! This girl is just like me when I was younger. My lil sis was getting an injection and I screamed “THEY ARE INJECTING YOU WITH POISON WHICH WILL BURN YOUR EYE BALLS OUT!!!!” I wasn’t allowed to go with her to appointments after that :(