Benny and B at the thrift shop
“Ben. Ben look at this wee ceramic kitten,” B holds his treasure delicately in his hands, a small orange kitten with a ribbon around its neck.
“Ohh he’s cute,” Benny agrees. “What’s his name?” He likes to be supportive of B’s interests regardless how varied they are.
B thinks a minute. Furrows his brow.
“Robert,” he decides.
Benny nods. “That’s a great name. Do you love him?”
“I do, Ben.”
“Cool, let’s take him home.”
“B CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!”
Benny’s managed to squeeze himself into a neon yellow and pink ski jacket from the 90s he found in the ladies’ section. It’s tapered at the waist and actually makes him look pretty good.
“You look like a cool dude Ben,” B says.
“I’m gonna wear it all winter,” Benny says. He wears it out of the store.