orange record

Going to bed now because I still have to Life tomorrow. 

I can’t believe we almost had our first woman president and it was stolen away from us by an Angry Orange Cheeto.

For the record, I will refuse from henceforth to name him. I will refer to him as President Elect, Mr. President or The President when it is time, but I will not speak his brand name. If anyone catches me breaking my promise on this, feel free to call me out. He shall be tagged ‘the angry orange bigot’ from now on.