“I want you to take my virginity.” “What the fuck did you just ask me, Kim Taehyung?”
you’re not actually supposed to take your bestfriend’s virginity when he asks, right?
pairing: kim taehyung x reader genre: attempt at crack, eventual smut, college au warnings: sexual jokes (like a cringe-worthy amount) words: 9,582k part: 01/03
out of context quote: [9:52 am] Taehyung: ___\o/___ me drowning in ur pussy lol
want you to take my virginity.”
just taken a gulp of your pulp-included orange juice when Taehyung
says this. He’s sitting across from you in the cafeteria of the
University you both attend - have attended for the past two years.
brown coffee coated eyes are staring directly into yours - a serious
expression written across his features that tells you what he’s
just spoken was said in nothing but pure seriousness.
he says it so nonchalantly - so earnestly, that you do the only thing
you can think of.
perfectly reasonable reaction after hearing that your best friend,
the boy you’ve been in love with for over two years - wants you to
take his virginity.
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this is going to make me sound like a spoil*d brat but 1) i’m truly not & 2) don’t even focus on the me aspect of this story the important thing is how kind & caring my girlfriend is, so, anyway, my gf & i went to the mall like a month ago & we were @ the food court.. i bought orange juice… she got her food.. we both sat down.. me, being a fool, never looked @ the label even once, opened it, realized “oh, wow, there’s pulp” which i voiced aloud in like.. a mock disappointed tone, fully intent on drinking it anyway b/c whatever.. & abby just.. takes it. puts it on her tray. then leaves & returns w/ orange juice w/ no pulp from a different vendor, & gives it to me.. & she drank the pulp-y one.. ✨🍊💫 i would die for her