orange jokes

  • Those Studyblrs: my favorite pen is this $420 amethyst-gold-plated-crusted-ruby angel pen that only writes in platinum ink straight from heaven
  • Me, a Poor College Student: my favorite pen is that one free pen someone gave me at campus fest freshman year that I have lost about 7 times, and yet it somehow miraculously always turns up again in my bookbag

Okay so Donald Tump talked about a terrorist attack in Sweden that did not happen. Trust me, I live in sweden, the last terrorist attack was five years ago and the terrorist only succseeded in killing himself. But I was wondering where these news came from because this is some pretty serious misinformation. Then I realised. Since Mike Pence seems to be stuck in the 16 th century, he could be reffering to Nils Dacke and his rebellions. Rest assured Donald, Dacke and the king he rebelled against both died more than 400 years ago.

  • Kuroo: hey tsukishima
  • Tsukishima: *sighs*yes?
  • Kuroo: what begins with p and ends with orn?
  • Tsukishima: *gives a disgusted look*
  • Sugawara: *overhears* gives a disapproving look at the potty language*
  • Kuroo: Hah!dirty minds theres popco-
  • Hinata: *from a distance* ORANGE?
  • Tsukishima: ....
  • Kuroo: ...
  • Sugawara: ...aww bby boy