I’ll never get over how much I fuckin nUT over every single Batgirl. They are flawless. They are queens. They could stand on me with a jack hammer and run it through my body until I am a pool of dust on the floor. True grace. They can do no wrong. I WISH I could be as good as a Batgirl. I am so so gay.

I am a m e s s. I am t r a g i c. I’m that bitch you see making a cup of tea and then, like a FOOL, immediately dropping it into their lap. I’m that drunkard twerking against the wall in the club and vomiting two minutes later cause upside down and alcohol do not mix. I’m that gremlin that spends three hours on hold just to spend 20 bucks on 2gbs of data because they’re too sTuPiD to have organized wifi in their new house before they moved in. I’m that baby that starts bawling when they accidentally stand on their dog’s foot and ends up feeding her literally half of her dog food to make up for the p u r e a g o n y she went through for all of three seconds. If the batboys could see the shipwreck I am they’d prob just confuse me as one of their own and that’s just

D:

It’s just D:

Psychic Exercises✨

things to do to increase psychic abilities. these are what i personally do as a claircognizant empath to enhance my knowledge of the world around me 🌻🌎💫

  • pull a daily tarot card, rune, or other divination device
  • sit down and paint something impressionistic. “but James!” you say, “I’m not an artist!!” well, bullshit. you don’t needa be artistic for this one, kiddos. i just use an index card and a small brush, then pick whatever colors im feeling that day. is it swirly? edgy? scattered? dark? light? interpret this, then reflect later to see if it was correct
  • think of a person you’re gonna see in the upcoming day. what outfit are they wearing? is their hair different? is there something in their teeth? write these things down, then see later if they are correct
  • meditate. yes yes i know, the dreaded tip. if you have adhd like me, or you just can’t sit still, do it while stretching, walking, cleaning, showering, or doing any monotonous work. even if it’s only for 3 minutes. just focus on what you hear, see, smell, feel, etc. it helps, trust me
  • keep a dream journal (yea i know, another dreaded tip)
  • write down every little thing that could maybe possibly be considered psychic. get a call from someone you were just thinking about? guessed what song would be next on shuffle? write it down
  • speaking of song guessing on shuffle, do it!! it’s simple and fun, even if you don’t get it right every time
  • spend more time with your divination tools, even if you aren’t actively using them. put them near your pillow (okay no lie this tip reeeeaaaallyyy helps), take them to work, put them next to your bath, whatever works for you
  • raise your vibration. and i know this can mean a lot of things for different people, and it also sounds rly hippy, but listen. what i mean is, constantly check yourself- your surroundings, your random thoughts, your emotions, etc. set an alarm to remind you to be more aware, if you gotta. if you are aware of what’s going on externally and within, you will be more prone to noticing your psychic tendencies
  • make your own sigils. this is one of the easiest form of magick, and can be done by anyone. make sigils for everything- “i am psychic,” “i am confident,” “i am suspected of secretly being Godzilla,” honestly everything. the point isn’t to make sigils that necessarily work, it’s just to sit down and put an intention into physical form. this is kinda like the painting one, except instead of thinking abt what could happen, you’re stating what will/is happening, which is important.
  • place a piece of amethyst on your forehead for a few seconds every night while laying in bed. doesn’t have to be too long, just long enough to let your muscles relax and let out all the tension from the day

and thas it! feel free to add more if you can think of something i didn’t put

-James Elliot

Finally! I managed to finish my master degree, so now I‘m able to share my work with you again :) this time it’s my interpretation of Amanos version of Lunafreya! (The one on the Royal Edition cover of FFXV) I actually started with a master study of Frank Weston Bensons painting called „Summer“ but it kinda escalated and so I painted Lunafreya in her Amano dress which has a lot of Shiva elements in it :)

The batkids’ hair, ranked:

7)

Burn it with fire. Chop it all off. Sell it to a homeless bird to make a nest with. Anything but keeping it on that lovely head of yours, you actual fashion disaster. -29/10. Get the scissors and free him from the Creature consuming his head please I’m worried.

6)

Such wonderful spike. Very sharp. Simple and to the point, like a painting that’s worth a million dollars even though it’s just one dot in the middle of the canvas. Could use some pizzazz, but is so carefully cultivated it deserves all the credit it gets. 9/10 and worth about ten dollars’ worth of hair gel.

5)

Gorgeous. Very efficient and perfect for fighting in. Stays out of the way so well yet can also be put into teeny tiny pigtails if so desired. Looks shiny and sleek like my cat. 7/10. Worth more than your life.

4)

Wavy locks? Check. Wonderfully floppy bangs? Check. White streak? Check. Gorgeous. A hairstyle icon. Only flaw is that sometimes his white streak is forgotten by comic artists like a teddy bear left in the road after a nuclear war, and this will not stand. Hair overall: 10/10. White streak in and of itself? 1000000/10 and I appreciate him. Would pay all the money I will ever make just to touch it.

3)

Flows in the wind….like a perfect golden string of fate….or very shiny spaghetti….only a wonderful girl deserves such wonderful hair. Would very much like to braid it. 12/10. Worth about twelve skateboards and a muffin.

2)

A red-haired goddess? In my post? It is the likeliest thing I’ve ever seen. So shiny red. So soft. So beautiful. A lovely specimen of Perfect Redhead, a rare and astonishingly gentle breed. Only angels are bestowed with such locks. 99/10. Worth every soul it desires.

1)

👌👌👌 SO BEAUTIFUL. SO LONG. SO SILKY. THE CORRELATION BETWEEN THIS BOY’S HAIR AND MY LOVE FOR HIM IS A DIRECT LINE. BEHOLD ITS UNATTAINABLE BEAUTY:

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN. ON WHAT FARM ARE SILKY LOCKS SUCH AS THIS GROWN. WOULD SELL MY HOUSE JUST TO RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH IT.

SO MESSY YET SO FABULOUS. MAYBE IT’S THE DEVIL’S WORK, MAYBE IT’S MAYBELLINE. 999999999999/10. WOULD COMB IT WITH THE FINEST COMB IN ALL THE LAND AND TRADE MY ETERNAL SOUL TO HAVE SUCH MIRACULOUSLY SILKY HAIR ON MY OWN UNDESERVING HEAD.


Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

DC got Cathy Yan, an Asian female director, for the first all female team up superhero movie! Birds of Prey is actually happening! Black Canary, Batgirl/Oracle and Huntress are coming to the big screen! It’s happening!

They came from far and wide, for her telling, her sight, her knowing.
She spoke of death and doom and destiny and all that which troubled the heart of mortal man, weaving the glimpses of true sight into the stories at the core of a man.
Her herald had a sweet voice and could make her stories into music and song, more beautiful than even Serif herself had concieved.