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  • Jordyn: I just loooove when my neighbours, who are hella hot might I add, go multiple rounds of loud, passionate sex to remind me that I’m not getting laid.
  • Jordyn: The least they could do for being so damn inconsiderate is ask if I wanna join, you know?

drunken recs #214546 @swishyhairbarnes is my salt sister <3

anonymous asked:

Ok, if you could only read one type of fanfiction for the rest of your life would you read smut, fluff, or angst?

My brain is filled with smutty thoughts right now so I’m gonna say fluff because I need to get distracted from being frustrated atm.

Ask me things while I’m drunk