or-should-i-say-middle-earth

demisexualsherlock asked:

hey!!

1. First impression: i have to be honest i’ve been following you for so long i cannot remember skdfjkd sorry
2. Truth is: i think your art, you attention to detail especially, is beautiful and deserves 10x more attention at least
3. How old do you look: 19
4. Have you ever made me laugh: whenever we’re salty together
5. Have you ever made me mad: no
6. Best feature: your lips like damn they are unreal
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: no
8. You’re my: middle earth daughter
9. Name in my phone: i’d probably try and make a pun about floors lol
10. Should you post this too? i’m just gonna ignore this

mutuals send me ‘hey’ so i can say nice things about you

scene-88 asked:

HERE'S SOME ARO HEADCANONS FOR YOU: if u watch Agents of SHIELD, then I headcanoned Lincon as aroace, and also I would like to say that aro dwarves are canonically a thing - Fili is not a minority, rather, everyone is just like, 'okay, that's nice!' which was pretty much the same reaction that Kili got when he announced that he loved tauriel. Also, the fact that Middle Earth probably accepts aro-ness more than this one.

absolutely! I’ve never seen AOS, but I totally agree with you on Fili. You should see what I have in store for arospec awareness week for him :)

Excerpts from me liveblogging (complaining about) the first half of The Two Towers to Vanja last night

Ture: also, turning your back on the goddamn Balrog: rookie mistake. has he forgotten about Glorfindel?
Ture: how are you thousands of years old and this stupid
Ture: ALSO LIKE NO ONE IS RUNNING TO HELP HIM WHEN THE BALROG IS LONG GONE??? LIKE HE’S JUST HANGING OFF THE SIDE OF THE BROKEN BRIDGE AND THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING IN HORROR ­YOU ARE TRAINED WARRIORS WITH HANDS

Ture: (re: the rope that Frodo and Sam briefly drag Gollum around with) I’m pretty sure rope in middle earth wouldn’t have pretty stripes

Ture: why are gollum’s eyes so big
Vanja: because he seeses the ring
Ture: but he’s a HOBBIT his eyes should not be any bigger than OTHER HOBBITS

Ture: I believe exactly 0 things movie!Gimli says
Vanja: nods solemnly

Ture: what kind of bullshit “law” is going on in Rohan where an advisor can banish the heir to the throne?
Vanja: advisor didn’t banish him, king banished him under the magical influence of advisor
Ture: nice job fucking that up, movie

Ture: WHY are the orcs chopping down healthy trees to make a fire right then and there, you don’t burn GREEN WOOD, and being in a world that uses only wood and coal, THEY WOULD KNOW THAT

Ture: okay there is no way the riders didn’t know that Aragorn and co. were there they were right fucking behind them
Ture: After Gimli and Legolas, Aragorn finds managing 100 daughters a breeze
Ture: would it have been SO FUCKING HARD for Eomer to just say “nope there were only orcs one of my men would have said something if there wasn’t an orc among the bodies”
Ture: like if I was piling up a stack of dead orcs, I think I would have noticed if ONE OF THEM WASN’T AN ORC

Ture: Aragorn your gloves had fingers not thirty seconds ago. Either that or you were gesturing with a dead Rider’s hand

Ture: “see? see? we’ve led you out.”
Ture: you look no closer than you did at the beginning of the movie
Ture: in fact I’m pretty sure those are even the same damn rocks

Ture: why is the swamp on fire
Vanja: why, it is the three great dangers of middle-earth
Vanja: flame spurts
Vanja: lightning swamps
Vanja: OOUS
Ture: OOUS?
Vanja: orcs of unusual size
Vanja: but i don’t think they exist

Ture: sam’s an idiot
Vanja: what did he do
Ture: actually they’re both idiots, they both think they can just run up to the black gate and walk into fucking Mordor
Vanja: one does not simply walk into FUCKING MORDOR DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM BOROMIR
Ture: “Why didn’t you speak of this before?” BECAUSE YOU RAN OFF TOWARDS THE FUCKING GATE WHILE HIS PTSD WAS ACTING UP

Ture: gandalf. you’re going to wink at aragorn while over half a dozen guards stare at you. really.

Ture: sam and frodo’s hair isn’t even curly

Ture: why do I get the distinct feeling that the guys in turbans at least should not be white
Vanja: because they are either rhunish or haradi and thus definitely mepoc?
Ture: 1. turbans 2. elephant things
Vanja: should probably cast…indians, maybe? the elephants make me think india.
Ture: yessss

Ture: help i’m in love with eowyn’s freckles
Vanja: welcome to hell

Ture: god you’d think they’d at least keep warg design consistent but no they went from clearly fantasy creatures in LotR to big, skinny wolves in Hobbit

Ture: They were in NEW ZEALAND, there was literally nothing stopping them from casting exclusively Maori as hobbits.
Vanja: but white people, ture, the audience wouldn’t be able to relate to maori hobbits!