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my grandma's telling jokes

“i have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the toronto zoo”

“what’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter”

“my friend said to me: ‘what rhymes with orange’ i said 'no it doesn’t’”

“and god said to john: 'come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.’ but john came fifth and won a toaster.”

“what’s orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot”

“this is my stepladder. i never knew my real ladder.”

“a blind man walks into a bar. and a table. and a chair.”

“my friend asked me to round up his 37 sheep. i said '40’”

“communism jokes aren’t funny unless anyone gets them”

“before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. that way, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes”

“some people think it’s romantic to carve their names on trees while on a date. i’m more worried about why they’re bringing a knife on their date”

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I actually had an anon ask if I had a favorite subject 18. My 18, will always be my love. When I first made her there was like I dunno 2 other 18s I saw. And they didn’t use the name subject 18. I love my baby girl. No other 18 will beat her in my eyes.
She’s my little genius. Who is gonna burn Aperture.

I hope we get at least one scene prior to Friday’s which we’ve seen in the preview which shows a thawing between Chas and Robert. Because yes she has to pretend that everything is still hunky dory, and I do think that she saw something different when they went to visit Aaron, something which made her understand Robert’s actions. But for her to go from saying how much she hates him, to this?

And I know it’s difficult because plot reasons for Lucy leaving, and also because we’re in this weird limbo state where things are just up in the air whilst they wait for someone to hit that ‘gravity on’ button, but a bit of piecing together the picture for the sake of story and continuity would be nice.

“I forgot” does not mean “I didn’t care enough to remember”

a thought

(Oh wow she’s having Thoughts again what a concept)

I was having some conversations with friends in the last couple of days about some of the more… inventive prompts that people have been coming up with lately. And I know that some people are uncomfortable with some of them. And I wanted to know… what are everyone’s general thoughts on this?

It’s funny because just like a week ago I was all “oh I don’t want to write things that will trigger people or be harmful bc younger followers etc.” and now I’m… helping to run this thing that has come up with some ideas that I won’t touch with a ten-foot pole. Like others can have at it, that’s fine.

But also I know that… people will find this stuff whether or not I have anything to do with it. That doesn’t mean I feel comfortable perpetuating it.

My concern is not with like a/b/o or tentacles (which, someone is working on now???) or sex pollen. My concern is mostly with non-consensual stuff. Of course we’re going to tag everything appropriately and have trigger warnings for whatever we can think of - I try to do that anyway. And I’m not going to reblog the prompt fills on this blog (unless I wrote it, obvs), so it’s easy enough to just not follow the kink meme blog. But that doesn’t mean I’m not playing a role, so…

I don’t even know what I’m asking really, I’ve just been having conversations with people and I don’t want anyone to feel uncomfortable, especially younger people, because I am an Adult, I’ve been around the block, but this can be… a thing for others.

But let me know your thoughts, if you want trigger warnings for anything in particular, etc.

anonymous asked:

Hey Aero-chan, I hope this doesn't sound angry or hateful cause I'm really not, but have you seen that page with drunk Gin-san and drunk Tsukki in the last chapter? What do you think sensei is gonna do? Would it make sense for them to end up together after the ending of Love Potion arc? Will he really end this with pairing Gintoki with someone? I find that kinda ending a bit tasteless for a manga like Gintama so I'm kinda, not happy about this. I just wonder what you think. Thank you.

This doesn’t sound angry or hateful at all! You’re worried about Gintama potentially getting a bad ending and I understand that! Here are some links that will hopefully put you at ease!

I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP!!!
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Title: our fairy-tale dreamland

Written by: Timelessniall

Word count: 740

Characters: Harry Styles / Sue Evans

Warnings: none

A/N: So this is something small, sorry, but I felt like writing today. I’m still new to this and I thought why not practice more. Let me know how this turned out, your opinions really do matter to me, thanks lovelies, happy reading! x


One day, I met a boy. He had long hair, and wore it down like an angel. I’ve never seen one of course but I’m sure Harry came close to looking like one.

“My name is Harry Styles,” he said with a charming smile.

“My name is Sue Evans,” I answered and then we smiled at one another.

Harry became my best friend. We talked about our idols, music and coffee with just enough sugar and cream. What I thought we had was a fairy-tale dreamland with perfect moments where we never ran out of things to say or do.

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