w.A/N: So i thought I take part in the Gabriel-Monthly Challenged to push myself a bit and here we go. Have fun reading and all.;)
Summary: You come of from a research but your day didnt went that well. In the living room you find your boyfriend going through some Sciene-Fiction Magazine and you realize that once again he’s pull pranks on people.
Warnings: Bad Puns (very bad ones), smut, Gabriel being a the idiot he is.
Aries: A tomato walks into class late, and tells the teacher “Don’t worry, I’ll catch up.”
Taurus: A panda walks into a bar and says “I’ll have a scotch and……….a coke please.” The bartender replies “Alright, but why the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them.”
Gemini: How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Cancer: I’m terrified of elevators. I think I’ll start taking steps to avoid them.
Leo: Just watched a documentary about beavers- it was the best damn program I’ve ever seen!
Virgo: I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
Libra: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it’d be a chicken sedan.
Scorpio: What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Capricorn: What’s the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
Sagittarius: What does 0 say to 8? “Nice belt.”
Aquarius: “I shouldn’t have eaten that sea food. I’m feeling a bit… Eel.”
Pisces: I dreamed I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night. It was pretty surreal, it took me awhile to realize it was just a Fanta sea.