A Fairy Tail Hangover Ch.1

This is sigthly based on the movie “hangover”

this has nothing to do with other series of mine.

To start with, if you feel offended because of Gajeel’s character im really sorry.This only written with the purpose of entertain. Thank you . Im pround to be Mexican!

A Fairy Tail Hangover!

Natsu x Lucy, Gray x Juvia, Jelall x Erza, Gajeel x Levy

It was a bright morning on Crocus,Fiore. People were normally walking and enjoying the city’s atmosphere. Except for two walking Idiots….

“where are we going to find them?!”-Natsu yelled to Gray, looking everywhere for his missing friends.

“Flame Brain,if we don’t get to Fairy Tail tomorrow in the afternoon, we will get killed by Erza!”-yelled Gray, walking faster.

“Its going to get worst if we dont come back with her boyfriend!”-Said Natsu thinking about the worst.

“Its gonna be worst when Lucy find out that you cheated on her, a day before your wedding!”-Gray yelled

“You don’t have to remind me!”-Said Natsu, still regreting what happened last night.

~2 hour before.~

“What happened….”-Said Natsu as he tried to stood up from the bed.But then he suddenly felt cold. He looked under the covers to find out he was naked…but the worst is that two girls were next to him and he was in the middle.He was so fu***.

“Oh crap”-Natsu said.He slowly stood up and tried not to make any noise.He dress up really quick, grab money and got out of the room.He felt he was forgetting something.

“Where the heck is everyone else?!”-Natsu was desperate. One because he did not know in what hotel he was. Two he didn’t know where his friends were and three…he freaking cheated on Lucy a day before their wedding!

Natsu went out of the hotel and on the street he saw Gray…..Gray naked, on a coner, asking for money.Oh well, that wasn’t weird at all.

“Ice Princess! ”-Yelled Natsu and run towards Gray.

“Flame Brain! You are finally here! Now give me money so I can buy clothes!”-said Gray.

“Now is not the time! We have to get back as soon as possible to Fairy Tail and…”-Natsu stopped….“where is Gajeel and Jellal?

"I dont know…I woke up here and I notice I didn’t have clothes and stared to ask for money to buy some. We should’t have gotten that drunk on the Casino. Where were you anyways?”-Gray asked.

“I had sex last night with two girls, who weren’t Lucy…you know, right now i really fu*** up big time."As soon as Natsu said that Gray had a "i feel sorry for you"face.Both of them stared walking to the shop.

~present time-

Now that Gray had clothes, they could start their jorney.

"Wait…did you hear that?”-Natsu asked.

“Listen….”-Natsu said and Gray listed.

“Pasele, pasele….Tamales!!!!”-Yelled Gajeel.

“Look! Are you seeing what im seeing?”-yelled Natsu as he pointed towards the small Mexican resturant.

“Yes….they are selling Tamales,lest go!-Gray said.But Natsu slapped him on the head.

"its Gajeel, lets go!”-Said Natsu and both stared running towards him.

“Gajeel lets go, we have to find Jellal and…!”-Said Gray.But Gajeel interupted him.

“Sorry, amigo, you are talking to the wrong person…but, hey do you want some tamales?…buy three and we will give you two free tacos!-said Gajeel with a smile.

"Oh in that case I want three oders, please…”-said Gray and then again Natsu slapped him on the head.“yep, three oders on the way, please take a sit”-Gajeel said and went to the kitchen.

“Idiot, stop playing around!”-said Natsu as he sat down on the chair.Gray did the same and sitted opposite of the table so he will be facing Natsu.

“But I am really hungry, and besides why are you so serious..we can make it, we already found Gajeel, we just need to find Jellal, we can make it on time to your wedding.”-Said Gray

“How can you say that ,when you know I…”-Natsu stopped as he saw Gajeel getting towards them with the food. Gray stared to eat like an animal.

“here is the food, anything else?”-said Gajeel and Natsu grabbed him and made him sit down next to him.

“Now Gajeel, tell me, where were you in the morning and why are you here?”-Asked Natsu.

“Ok, to start with amigo, im not Gajeel, that is a stupid name….my name is Pepe de la Cruz de montoya de la santa virgen de Guadalupe del Lazarrillo de Tormes, Gonzalez….”-Said Gajeel. And Natsu just have a WTF face.

“ and I dont really know my past….I just know that I woked up in this resturant and my abuelo tooked care of me…thats why im working here ”-Said Gajeel

“Hey i know your past…I will tell you everything I know about you …but first you have to help me find a guy…”- Natsu said, he didn’t want to explain to Gajeel right now, he did not have the time and he knew he will eventually come back to his senses.

“Mmm…i guess you are my only option to find out about my past…I guess i will help you…just let me tell my abuelo that i will be back later.”-Said Gajeel and he prepare his voice.

“ABUELO! ”-yelled Gajeel.

“QUE QUIERES CHAMACO”!- yelled Gajeel’s “grandpa” from the kitchen.


"JUST COME BACK AT 10:00 , OK.!!?-"said abuelo.

"PERO, ABUELO…”-Gajeel tried to protest but…

“DON’T MAKE ME TAKE OUT THE BELT!”-warned abuelo.

“NO ESTABIEN, ABUELO…I WILL BE BACK AT 10:00! ”-Gajeel said with a scare face.Now he faced Natsu.

“You heard my grandpa…here at 10:00 if not….i dont want to even imagine what he would do to us!…”-Gajeel said and turn around towards Gray.

“I need more…please….more tamales…”-said a begging Gray who was licking plate.

“Sorry, we just have Tacos left….”-said Gajeel.

And Gray only fainted.

To be countinued.

A/n: this is a more happy going fairy tail style story with a lot of comedy. Really short, may be only 3 chapers.i hope you like it.Then again, if you feel offended in anyway because of Gajeel’s character, im really sorry. I am Mexican and im really pround to be.This is written with the purposed to entertain.please comment! Thank you for reading!

Sorry for any grammatical errors and spelling

THANKS FOR THE 102 followers!!! You guys rock!
Any questions you may want to ask me, feel free to!

etotheswan answered: definitely thinking about regina… or thinking about the fact that she’s gonna get wasted tonight and need it in the morning… lol

Aww, okay so Emma’s line of thinking was something like, “Regina always needs coffee and aspirin after our wild drinking nights, so I better get her some since we just wrecked the car and she has a delicate neck”

Maleficent knew that Regina needed her hangover aspirin too… hmm, must be a thing. :)

The Duff (2015)

When Mae Whitman is labelled the “Designated Ugly Fat Friend” she tries to break convention with the advice of her popular, handsome childhood Friend. Will she get the Guy? Will she change her stars? Will She write an expose on High School social pecking orders? Maybe.

This is Mean Girls meets She’s All That and whilst it’s not as good as those modern High School Classics it’s not bad at all. Granted i’m a sucker for 26 year olds playing 16 year olds and far fetched unrealistic stories set in the harsh and cruel world of jocks, geeks and megabitches, so yes, I was probably always going to have fun with this.

Chow from The Hangover has some great lines, the Bella Thorne character does an awesome Rachel McAdams, there are some nice social media gags and everything works out in the end.

Lighthearted fluff with a an obvious message running underneath. If you like the comparable movies, you’ll probably be ok with this.

“I’m not The Duff”

“Yeah…. I can do that!”

“Well, I know my boobs!”

“Are you…. Twerking?”

“What the shit? You’re messing with the wrong girl!”

“That’s because you’re racist against Jocks! You’re Jocksist”

“What’s wrong with Porn?”

“Fuckin’ A!”


Went a little overboard last night and landed myself a hangover. Good thing my mother has the skills and Saturdays are a relax day. I imagine everyone else is a lot worse though.

anonymous asked:

What do you think drunk Connor is like and what do you think drunk Troye is like?

I think drunk Troye is more eccentric. He’s more likely to speak his mind and say really weird shit and be a complete mess. I can also see him fucking up more and getting frustrated because he can’t do things properly while Connor is just giggling and saying he looks cute. And I think drunk Connor lets loose. He stops thinking about how they’re going to get home later or how they’re going to manage the hangover in the morning and just has fun for once. I also think Connor is more cuddly and Troye is more flirtatious, which makes for a good match.

Considering I haven’t been camping since freshmen year of college, I had the weirdest dream last night. I clearly partied a little too hard at a bachelorette party last night. I probably should have laid off all that vodka. My Sunday has been full of junk food and pop because that is my hangover go-to. I also managed to get through quite a few episodes of Castle.

│♕ ▓ ᴊ ᴀ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ ’ s   ʙ ᴀ ʙ ʏ ᴍ ᴀ ᴍ ᴀ. -: i slept until 6pm
ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴀɴᴅᴇʀ: you’re such trash nvm you can’t be mine
│♕ ▓ ᴊ ᴀ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ ’ s   ʙ ᴀ ʙ ʏ ᴍ ᴀ ᴍ ᴀ. -: GIVES U SAD FACE
│♕ ▓ ᴊ ᴀ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ ’ s   ʙ ᴀ ʙ ʏ ᴍ ᴀ ᴍ ᴀ. -: im going out again tonight
│♕ ▓ ᴊ ᴀ ɪ ᴍ ᴇ ’ s   ʙ ᴀ ʙ ʏ ᴍ ᴀ ᴍ ᴀ. -: just make sure my tomb is better than everyone else’s
                        karma for not coming back in two and a half hours
                        and leaving again tonight
ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴀɴᴅᴇʀ: you don’t get a tomb i’m having you cremated and spread over more trash

Imagine Kamui drunk though. He’d be the happiest drunk in the world and he’d break everything and annoy everyone and maybe light a fire somewhere really inappropriate (read: inside, maybe he lit up a house plant or two) and sit in front of it, or maybe dance, and sing some lame-ass song too loud like he’s at a campfire, and try to make other people join in even though there’s a fire inside and it’s his fault and it’s spreading… And in the morning even though he was the most drunk, he has no trace of a hangover, and the little shit would go around making too much noise on purpose and taunting everyone about being hungover when he’s fine (’humans are so weak!’), and he’d end up dead because Sugi would kill him, probably with his bare hands.

My streak of getting rip roaringly drunk and not having a hangover has continued and is somewhat of an accomplishment I believe. I am just glad that I was distracted for most of the night and did not start drunk blogging earlier. For those I messaged ilu I apologize drunk!victoria has a mind of her own and no inhibitions. For anyone who would like to know wearing a steel boned corset laced tightly will make whatever tolerance you had for alcohol (and mine is relatively high) fly out the window. Just FYI.

Sunday Six(+): accidentally/fake married story [untitled]

This is embarrassing.  No, scratch that. This is mortifying. Humiliating.  Excruciatingly awkward.  Darcy is standing in front of Director Hill in yesterday’s clothes, now torn and bloody.  Her sunglasses can’t fully hide the champagne hangover she’s nursing, and her shoulder has started to bleed sluggishly again.  To add insult to injury, the medical tech that is checking out her shoulder has pulled the shoulder of her dress down so low that one deep breath will cause her to flash everyone in the room.

And this was one of her favorite dresses, too.

Barnes reappears from wherever in the bowels of SHIELD he disappeared to, dressed in jeans, a clean t-shirt, and a leather jacket.  “Why did he get shower?” she whines piteously.

He gives her an unrepentant grin before turning to Director Hill and giving her a rundown of everything that happened on his end in Vegas.  Darcy tunes them out and instead focuses on determining whether or not the med tech’s handiness is necessary.

She decides it’s not, and growls a warning.  The (young, dumb, and full of himself) med tech ignores her and continues to stare down her cleavage as if it held the secrets of the universe.  The tenuous grasp Darcy has on her temper snaps.  She grabs the hand that is stroking her breast and twists his index finger back far enough to break it.  The snap is audible over his grunt of pain, and Hill and Barnes both turn to look at her.

“Is there a problem, Miss Lewis?” Director Hill asks, her face a blank mask of politeness.

Darcy kicks the guy in the nuts, just for good measure, before answering Hill.  “Last time I checked, I got shot in the shoulder, not the tit,” she replies as she tugs her dress back into place.  

Hill turns back to Barnes and gives him a funny look.  “And you’re sure you want to stay married to her?”

He shrugs and grins.  “It’ll be fun.”