or-everything-else

So, with the big Perc’ahlia moment, there are really only two possibilities:

  1. Vex was planning this and just waited in her room, naked, for however long it took Percy to finally show up at her door
  2. Vex heard Percy’s voice after he knocked and just immediately started stripping as fast as possible before opening the door

And I honestly can’t decide which one is more hilarious.

Prince Harry 2017 Predictions

Okay, this seemed like fun…

  • Harry goes on two tours, one of them in Australia where he promotes the 2018 Invictus Games.
  • Harry and Justin Trudeau have the Bromance of the Year™ at the 2017 Invictus Games.
  • Harry is finally pictured with George and Charlotte.
  • Harry is spotted out with Meghan in Toronto.
  • Harry makes an official visit to Lesotho for Sentebale.
  • Harry releases a funny video on social media aimed at Trudeau and Canada about the Games.
  • Harry gives multiple interviews ahead of the Games in both the UK and Canada (at least one where he gets super candid).
  • Harry gets a new patronage.
  • Harry gets a new black suit… that fits.
  • Harry gets his own official Twitter and Instagram handle separate from the Cambridges.
  • Harry attends Pippa’s wedding.
  • Harry brings Meghan to a polo and/or rugby game in London.

And just for the hell of it…

  • Harry gets a new hairstyle.
  • Harry attends a Rihanna concert because they’re bezzies now, duh.
  • Harry buys himself a country home (thx Em for the idea ;))
  • Fall engagement to Meghan announced after the 2017 Invictus Games.

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