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Jeller smut prompt: "I wanted this for so long"

A/N: It has been FOREVER, #jeller people! Please enjoy!! :D

“I wanted this for so long.”

The words come out by accident, so quietly that she didn’t even think she’d said them aloud at first. But then she heard him laugh, felt his warm breath against her skin, and she knew she hadn’t kept those words safe in her head as she’d meant to.

“Don’t,” she started to say, but it was already too late.

“So long?” He couldn’t keep the amusement out of his voice as he picked his head up. “How long is ‘so long’?”

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anonymous asked:

what's the pettiest thing you've ever done to get back at someone?

The pettiest…. hmmmm…. Get ready this is a crazy story:

Okay so one time I had this long term boyfriend and we went through a really bad break up. Two weeks after we broke up this nigga had A WHOLE NEW GIRLFRIEND. TWOOOO WEEKS! He had all of our pictures deleted and had new pictures of him and her posted up!!! ALREADY!!!! I was like wtf?! In order to get into a relationship, there has to be some type of relation building up prior to that. And we never took any breaks in between our relationship so I knew some shit was up. So I do my little investigating thing on his social media (this is back when I used Instagram and Twitter really heavily) and looked for her tag name, but her page was private. There was another girl who commented on their pictures with heart eyes and shit. So I clicked on her page and it turned out to be his new girlfriend’s bestfriend. So I’m lurking trying to figure out who she is and what type of girl she is and I see a whole bunch of nothing. So I had my bestfriend add his girlfriend so I could lurk to my fullest potential. This girl had pictures of MY boyfriend on HER page 27 weeks back while we were still together. The only difference was you couldn’t see his face in any of the pictures. So I’m SICK to my stomach. I’m pissed. My face is on fire, I’m sobbing, my friend like “Girl what you gone do?!”. I’m like idk I love him blah blah blah. And she gets her shit and leaves because she’s sick of my shit. So I slept on it and then realized who tf I was the next morning. I came up with a plan that was VERY far fetched and probably a bad idea to this day, but at the time it made sense. I blocked my ex so that my plan would go smoothly. I changed my username so I wouldn’t set off any red flags. I requested his new girl and she accepted me almost ASAP. And so I liked a few of her pictures (not the ones with my ex in them) to let my presence be known and she liked some of mine back. I waited a day or two and then I hit her dms and introduced myself. She took to this very well, and I’m guessing she didn’t recognize me (which is weird because my ex had pictures of me around that 27 week mark when she posted pics, but anyways). She introduced herself back and I basically started a conversation with her, flirted mildly. Like a week later we exchanged numbers and were texting. She was digging me, which was my goal. So we hung out a few times, and I didn’t bring up my ex NOT ONCE. I didn’t wanna blow my cover. So she really started feeling me and liking me and wanting to go places in public. This is where my plan started to slip from under me. This all was a secret not even my bestfriend knew about this shit. So the girl hit me one night like “I really really like you, and I feel really bad that I have a boyfriend.” I was just like “don’t worry babe it’s cool I’m not worried about him” (damn I really wasn’t shit) and she was like really relieved. So my ex (her boyfriend) randomly hit me up one day telling me he missed me. I didn’t expect him to, but I figured it would be convenient because my plan was to originally rub it in his face that I got his girl. So I’m like “I miss you too and I wanna see you”. So he comes over and we chilling. He asked me why I changed my name and why I got him blocked and i made up some lie about my heart couldn’t take having to see him or some bullshit. So he was apologizing and all telling me he had a new girlfriend and that he wasn’t in love with her like he was in love with me. I was like awww that’s so sweet but I’m seeing someone. This nigga was PISSED. He got up yelling throwing his arms around. I’m sitting there like are you serious lmao the whole time I’m texting his girlfriend some nice feedback on her nudes. Then he ask who I’m texting and gonna say “who is that your new nigga?” I was like that’s none of your concern. So he leaves all overdramatic huffing and puffing. So me and home girl go to the movies, our first public date, I was actually having fun with this girl but I could never date a woman and I started feeling guilty. I saw my bestfriend and her boyfriend at the ticket clerk desk and my stomach dropped because she looked at me crazy like wtf are you doing with her. So I rushed pass her and headed to the movie, did NOT get any snacks, did NOT pass go, did NOT collect $200. The whole time my ex’s gf looking at me crazy like why are you walking so fast. So we sit down and she talking about she wanted some nachos and a slushie and I’m getting irritated and snap on her like “why didn’t you get any when we were out there?!” And she gets all sad and stomps off to go get some. So my bestfriend text me like “BITCHHHHH EXPLAIN”. And so I told her my plan. She ran ALLLLLL the way into the movie I was in just to ask me was I serious. Since she didn’t see my ex’s gf anywhere she sat down in the seat and we were both dying laughing at my plan. So the girl comes back from getting her snacks and sees my bestfriend in her seat and she gets HEATED. She’s asking who she is and why she here and blah blah. So I told my friend I would talk to her later. The girl sits down and is dead silent for the rest of the movie. After the movie I was like I’m sorry and I was like that’s my friend. She was like “it’s okay I get jealous sometimes”. So then we went to her house and made out for a bit, I didn’t wanna have sex with her (she thought I was being respectful, but I just didn’t wanna have sex with a girl). And she got a text from my ex. She tried to hide the screen and all that but I didn’t care. She started panicking and I was like what’s wrong. She was like my boyfriend is on his way he’s 4 minutes away. My head fell off my neck. I was like what do you want me to do? Because I didn’t have a car and I wasn’t about to hide. This girl gone say “hide….?” I was like WOWWWWWWWWW. In my head this shit had just gone way too far. I’m thinking like wow I’m too pretty for this. Why am I even here how did this escalate to me hiding in my ex’s girlfriend’s closet. So I get in the closet because this nigga is knocking on the door. He came in and sat on her bed talking about he missed her and blah blah blah. She lied talking about she’s been busy studying and working etc. Meanwhile I’m peaking out the crack of the door. So he grabs her and tries to kiss her but she hesitates and he feels it so he’s like what’s wrong. She’s like I’m sick and my mom coming to take me to the doctor soon so you should go. He called her out on bullshit and they start arguing. So he leaves and she apologizes to me and promises I won’t have to hide anymore. I was like what you mean? She was like “I REALLY like you, like I could see us together.” And I was like ehhhhh “I like you too.” Lying straight through my teeth. So I get home that night and I feel bad like super guilty. I threw up and everything because lying makes me physically sick ever since I was a kid. (I think it has to do with a guilty conscience or something idk) so I FaceTime my bestfriend and ask her what I should do and she’s like I have no idea. I had to confess sooner than later because Valentine’s Day was coming up and my birthday was after that in March and I wanted to do single things on my birthday. So I was like I need to get out of this but I wanna do it with a bang. So I made valentines plans with the girl and she blew off my ex talking about she had to do something with her dad. We went to Cheesecake Factory and then to this little art gallery down in third ward (if you’re from 414 you know where that is). They had wine tasting and stuff and they weren’t checking IDs at the time (I was 19 at the time). So we enjoyed ourselves. I was like we should take A LOT of pictures. We took some that looked really tumblr-esque and we took some kissing etc. she was like I want to post these and was like you should wait until tomorrow (I had something up my sleeve). She was all for it. So we go to her house, & I could tell she was mad horny but luckily she was drunk enough to pass out on the bed. It was time to be PETTY. I texted my ex from her phone and was like come over I miss you. He wasted no time and said he’d be there in 10 mins. I posted our pictures on Instagram including the one where were kissing and I put “love of my life etc.” with a bunch of emojis. I told my friend to come to the girl house and wait outside because I knew I wouldn’t be staying long. She parked at the end of the block so my ex wouldn’t recognize her car. So he comes and he’s knocking on the door. The girl still passed out on the bed. I go to the bathroom and check my makeup and hair and make sure up still looking like I just walked out of Vogue issue. And of course I was looking too good for words. So I went to the door and answered and he looked like he saw a ghost!!!! He started to say something but I interrupted him like “Come in.” He slowly and cautiously came in like was gonna stab him or something and he did NOT take his eyes off me the whole time. I wanted die laughing but I had to stay in character. He stood there super tense and had a look a fear in his eyes I had never seen before. Remember when Bishop caught Q in the elevator on Juice? He was Q. I was like “can I get a hey or a hello?” He was like “cut the bullshit why are you here and where is she at?” I was like she sleep. And I walked to her room. He followed me and stayed in the door confused as hell. He called her name and woke her up while I gathered my shit. She woke up looking left and right completely oblivious. I acted all innocent standing there like “ should I leave?” She was like no you should stay. Then he started going off like wtf going on etc. my friend kept calling me back to back and texted me like “you good girl? What’s going on?” But I hit decline and said I’ll be out soon. He was like you seriously fucking my girlfriend? I didn’t respond I just stood there acting clueless. Then the girl looked at me and looked at him like how do y'all know each other. He was like this my ex. And she was in so much denial telling him to get out and fuck off etc. I was like I’m leaving because you have too much baggage. Then she started crying. Then my ex was like nah you not leaving. He tried to have me stay like wtf was the point? You just got t.y.b’d (take your bitch). He was so embarrassed. I left anyway. They both were calling me all night I had to put their numbers on do not disturb. At the time I was working at this boutique called White House Black Market. Why did the girl show up to my job the next day saying she dumped my ex and wants to try things with me. I had to take my 15 min break early to talk to her. I felt so bad. I told her I wasn’t attracted to girls and i just wanted to get back at my ex etc. she was sobbing and I felt like shit. She was just like can we at least be friends? And I was like yea but that’s all we can be. So after that we hung out a few more times but I moved to NC and we slowly stopped talking. Ever since then I have never been petty again. My ex hates me to this day, and that’s exactly what I wanted him to feel, and to be honest it felt really good lmao. It just sucked that the girl had to be collateral damage. I guess all is not fair in love and war. 💔

my highschool counsellor tried ti diagnose me with several different things like ADD, ADHD, Bipolar, major depressive, blah blah blah (counsellors who work at a highschool can’t diagnose you, they arent allowed)

She then got mad at me when I was saying I was experiencing psychosis. “Are you self diagnosing?? You should never self diagnose!!” Lady you dont even know that symptoms can cross over to different illnesses what the fuck.

anonymous asked:

What if Aria was in Radley during that year like the theory you just reblogged said, and she pushed Toby's mum off the roof? She might not even remember due to either being drugged up or repressing the memory. So Charlotte lied in her story to add sympathy (Bethany blamed her oh how tragic blah blah blah), and potentially knew Aria pushed her, or just knew she was pushed not jumped so added her and Bethany in

I definitely think there is potential for the Iceland story being a cover up or a reason to get away from something big. Not sure about the Marion thing as it seems quite random haha, but you really never know. I doubt that she killed anyone else because Ezra literally wouldn’t care if she did. I think it’s got to be something bigger and / or worse.

Funny story involving my grandma & a whole lot of curses

So basically, I give my Skype out to everyone. That’s like my thing. I also have a lot of online friends - one of them particular lives in Wales. My grandma also lives in Wales.
My grandma recently set up a Skype account, as she was telling me on the phone. I gave her my username, as said that I’d add her back.

Around the same time, I gave one of my Welsh online friends the username too. A few hours after giving my friend the username, I check my Skype & I have two requests. Both messages just have the default “Hi, I’d like to add you on Skype blah blah blah” and both of the usernames are Welsh words that I don’t recognise.

One of the account names has “34” at the end, which is my grandma’s birthday. Obviously, I think “yeah that’s my grandma” so I go to message that other account.

I send a message to the other account that is something along the lines of “lmaooooo sup biiiiiitch what the fuck u doing m8”
Later on I get a call from one very confused grandma asking me if I gave her the wrong username, because she got a weird message.

(In the end I faked confusion and made another account with a similar username, but yeah that’s the story of how I called my grandma a bitch & asked her what the fuck she was doing. The end.)

anonymous asked:

Do you think Clarke has feelings for Bellamy, as of right now?:)

As of right now, I actually don’t. I think she see’s him as a best friend. HOWEVER, I do believe that Bellamy has feelings for Clarke, If not in love with her. If you look back on the show (as just a regular viewer) you’ll know that Bellamy has always been attracted to Clarke.

He realizes this attraction here:

There is literally no way to interpret this as anything but romantic. I’m sorry there just isn’t. The Bellarke fandom didn’t make an assumption, or put words in anyone’s mouth. This was on purpose and not only did the fandom notice, but the general audience did too. I’m not sure if one day the writers just said, “Oh scratch that! Lets just make this platonic and pretend this scene didn’t happen!!” like Clexa shippers or JR or whoever claim, but this scene is definitely not platonic. And you can’t pretend a scene didn’t happen. Look at it this way; imagine someone who watches the 100 but doesn’t read articles about the show, doesn’t go on twitter or tumblr, doesn’t read what the writers say, etc. How would they know that Bellarke is suppose to be JUST “platonic” right now? My sister for example, who knows I am obsessed may I add, is someone who doesn’t do any of the fandom stuff like I stated above. She called me last night after watching the episode and said that from her point of view it’s obvious that Bellamy likes Clarke. When I told her that the writer denies it, she was absolutely shocked. ‘Nuff said. 

Anyways, so his attraction to her is obvious. Blah blah blah, grounders attack, blah blah blah.

So jump to 2x05..I think this is when Clarke realizes she is attracted to Bellamy. And Bellamy starts having feelings for Clarke.

Everyone seems to overlook this part of the scene because the hug was such a big deal. But I noticed this from the very first time I saw it, and I love it. LOOK at her. She has this faint smile but the longer their gazes are on each other, her smile drops, almost like a realization. I don’t think she ever saw him like that before. This is different from when Bellamy saw Clarke as a ‘Hot Bod’ because he didn’t like Clarke as a person, and she didn’t like him. “I don’t feel like being with anyone I actually like.” Happened like 2 hours before the gun scene. However, Clarke and Bellamy are co-leaders now, maybe even friends. They escaped death together. So it’s a bigger deal for her then it was for Bellamy.

Okay So now Bellamy… Unlike Clarke, he keeps his smile while looking at her. This is NOT a realization. In this moment I don’t think he is thinking much more than, “Oh my God, she just hugged me? Clarke’s alive and–Wow she’s beautiful.” 

flash forward to later in the episode. This is when I think Bellamy realizes he has some sort of romantic interest towards Clarke.

I think when he see’s Clarke out of the corner of his eye, he’s reminded of earlier that day. He’s finally thinking about what he was feeling towards her and probably regrets it or just wishes he didn’t. You can see he’s puzzled in the last gif, like he’s thinking, “What am I gonna do now?” And then when she wakes up, he quickly turns his head because he doesn’t want her to think that he was just watching her sleep like a creep, ya know? But she does see him and then when he looks away she kind of smiles like an understanding that they both felt something after they hugged.

Cue to 2x09. A lot happens in this episode with them. First off:

You can see in his face he’s caught off guard. It brings up his feelings for her again and then you can see him sort of turn away thinking, “snap out of it”

Second of all:

He cares about her a lot here. He knows he has feelings for her. And I think he gives himself a little bit of hope almost. Like, “Maybe she feels the same way.”

That’s all fine and good until…:

You can see Bellamy’s heart break. All of his hopes that he had minutes before suddenly came crashing down. And I believe this scene is symbolism. She is basically letting go of any possible feelings for Bellamy or any chance of a future together because of what Lexa said about WEAKNESS and possibly even trying to get Bellamy to do the same. Yes I do think Clarke is aware of Bellamy’s crush since catching him, watching her sleep. But  May I remind you, that right after this scene, this happens:

And while I don’t believe she loves Bellamy here, I think she was implying the “possibility” of loving him sometime in the future. Here is where I believe she threw away the idea of them as anything but friends.

Even though Clarke’s feelings disappear in this episode, Bellamy’s does not. Of course Clarke is worried about Bellamy throughout the next few episodes but I think that was merely guilt and anxiety.

Okay now the finale. Why does Clarke kiss his cheek? Well I think it was both a romantic and platonic gesture. I have the feeling that she knows Bellamy has feelings for her. I think she had an idea before but I don’t think she knew how how much he was willing to do for her until after he pulled the lever with her. The kiss is a goodbye for him, so he can move on. The kiss is also a thank you for being such a good friend to her. 

Okay so now for season 3. 3 months have gone by. It seems that Bellamy has tried to move on. He has a girlfriend. Probably hasn’t thought about Clarke in awhile until he learns that she is in trouble. In that moment, I’m assuming everything comes back to him, including his feelings. Now nothing else matters but finding Clarke. While they are on there journey it has you wondering if he thought of Gena even once. All he talks about in 3x02 is Clarke. I felt like someone should remind him in a future episode that he has a girlfriend and it isn’t Clarke…

His feelings for her throughout this episode were made very clear. It’s hard to deny this.

I might be delusional but then so is a lot of people because we all see it! I am so sorry though this became like a full on rant. I am hoping we will have Bellamy finally admit his feelings verbally this season though. :)

hi my name is vanessa and I'm here to remind everybody what makes Asuna so great.

So as of late, the anime has been messing up Asuna’s character and her relationship with Kirito. And I’m not very happy about it. So here’s a fun thing (with pictures) so everybody remembers what makes her the most special person in the series. 

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Seven Things About Supernatural: 11x10 - “The Devil in the Details”

Just for the record, I will never be okay again.  Well, apart from the bit where God is canonically bisexual now.  This is the thing I will remember when I become overwhelmed with feels.  

The end is nigh, but God?  

And now, things. 

  1. Bless you, Sam Winchester, for learning from your mistakes and being the bravest toaster of all.  Bonus points for this continuing to be a thing.  Also, HEY, THEY GOT COLIN FORD OUT OF THE TUPPERWARE.  YES.
  2. Billie is back!  We knew she would recur, and I am glad to see her back.  She’s an antagonist, yes, but not a villain.  She’s also weaving herself into the relationships of the show effectively.  She’s delivered her message twice now, once to each brother, that dying is officially The End for them from here on out, which I suspect will be important.  
  3. Lucifer: all the manipulative behaviors we associate with Heaven in the first half of the series, none of the scruples.  Just enough truth in what he says to have the ring of it, just enough ego-stroking to make it palatable, and enough power to get his way with brute force if it fails.  Literally everyone else on the show is less monstrous.  Literally everyone.  
  4. Rowena’s death: brutal but unavoidable.  Rowena is clever, but a consistent feature of her character has been that she is not a successful strategist among the players on the show.  She is clever, and has a knack for short-term success, but long games tend to fall apart for her.  I get that there will be rage about her death – and lots of good discussions about it, how she was written, etc. – but it would have made less narrative sense with extant material for both her and Lucifer for her to have survived. 
  5. Crowley?  You were doing so well.  Like, big reset button on the whole thing, comfortably back in control of the Kingdom, blah, blah, blah.  And then BAM.  You are so fucked, buddy.
  6. Castiel. Castiel.  Between what Ambriel and Amara say to him, and what essentially amounts to his estrangement from his family of origin, we have context for what Misha said about his feeling unloved.  Add that to this whole Lucifer and the Cage thing, and SOMEBODY NEEDS TO RESCUE AND THEN HUG THIS FUCKING ANGEL, WHEREVER HE IS.  I’m betting 50/50 on him being in the actual Cage vs. sharing a vessel with Lucifer.  Also, he rescues Dean twice this ep, once before and once after his encounters with Ambriel and Amara.  If there is one thing true about Castiel, it is that he is devoted to Dean. 
  7. Amara is, unsurprisingly, Not Dead.  Somewhere, Chuck is lamenting the way Amara has begun using his angels as snacks and Post-It notes.  Also, that’s some unpredictable distress there toward the end.  Is it smiting sickness?  Some evidence of a sympathetic bond with Dean?  Something else?

Bonus Thing #1: Hey, you know what would be really awful?  If Lucifer joined forces with Metatron.  (I will regret saying this out loud.)

Bonus Thing #2: Between Lucifer referencing that other show and Billie reading Death: The High Cost of Living, that is a lot of ambient Gaiman floating around.

Bonus Thing #3: Misha Collins playing Lucifer is simultaneously the best and worst thing.  Send help.