or was it hermione x draco

Hermione Granger has created “Us”

Hermione Granger has added Harry Potter

Hermione Granger has added Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy: wats dis

Draco Malfoy: we hav a chat hermione

Draco Malfoy: did u lose it

Hermione Granger: first of all, I thoroughly regret teaching you muggle text abbreviation

Hermione Granger: and second, this is not the same, Harry’s here too

Draco Malfoy: ???????????

Draco Malfoy: wat u mean hes here

Hermione Granger: it’s a group chat

Hermione Granger: Harry, can you read all of this?

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: take longr potter will ya

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: dis exactly y he & I dnt txt

Draco Malfoy: he takes 4evr

Draco Malfoy: maks me wanna kill mself

Hermione Granger: your writing makes me want to kill myself

Hermione Granger: please stop

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: y did u do dis granger

Hermione Granger: I thought it was Hermione now

Draco Malfoy: it comes and goes I wouldn’t trust it

Hermione Granger: see! You can write like a human being!

Draco Malfoy: dat was stupd autocorrct

Hermione Granger: …

Hermione Granger: you mean to tell me that writing like this actually takes you longer?

Harry Potter is writing 

Harry Potter: Hello. Oh so this is like the Gryffindor chat we have, right?

Draco Malfoy: what

Hermione Granger: right 

Draco Malfoy: you have a group chat with all your gryffindor mates?

Draco Malfoy: why wasn’t i aware of that?

Hermione Granger: because you’re not a gryffindor?

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: so? I can just imagine the type of things you discuss there

Draco Malfoy: if you didn’t tell me it’s for a reason

Harry Potter: I guess you’d also like to know about the group chat we have with Ron.

Draco Malfoy: :O

Harry Potter: And with the work people

Hermione Granger: …

Draco Malfoy: >:(

Harry Potter is writing

Hermione: Harry…´

Harry Potter: And with Pansy, Theo, and Blaise.

Draco Malfoy: WHAT

Draco Malfoy: I AM INDIGNANT


Hermione Granger: Draco

Hermione Granger: is not what it looks like!

Draco Malfoy: LIKE HELL IT IS

Harry Potter is writing

Hermione Granger: We were planning your birthday!


Hermione Granger: Draco no!

Draco Malfoy has left the group

Harry Potter: We also have one with Cho, Viktor, Ginny, and Ron.

Harry Potter: It’s called Ex Lovers.

Hermione Granger: Harry, he’s left the group.

Harry Potter: Oh 

Harry Potter: Hermione! You totally ruined the surprise!

Hermione Granger: me?!

Hermione Granger: You were the one who told him about the chat!

Harry Potter: Yes, but he didn’t have to know why!

Hermione Granger: at least Pansy can handle him

Hermione Granger has added Draco Malfoy 

Harry Potter has changed the chat’s name to Draco has no friends

Hermione Granger: for fuck’s sake Harry! 

Draco Malfoy: he did that? 

Draco Malfoy: tosser. 

Draco Malfoy: wait. how can he do that? 

Hermione Granger: I made you both admins as well 

Hermione Granger: something that I’m sure I’ll regret in just a minute

Draco Malfoy has changed the chat’s name to Harry Tosser 

Harry Potter is writing

Hermione Granger: you know, I can remove your admin privileges

Draco Malfoy: so I spoke to Pansy

Draco Malfoy: and i’ll have u both know that i am the founder of the new slytherin group chat

Hermione Granger: that’s great!

Draco Malfoy: and ur not invited

Hermione Granger: we know…

Draco Malfoy: also i want a strawberry chocolate cake this year

Hermione Granger changed the chat’s name to My boyfriends are idiots

Harry Potter: Hermione, where is the fabric softener?

Hermione Granger: under the kitchen sink

Harry Potter: No, not that one. The good one.

Hermione Granger: good one?

Harry Potter: You know, the one Draco uses

Draco Malfoy: it’s hidden behind hermione’s cheap one 

Hermione Granger: :O

Harry Potter changed the chat’s name to Hermione has a terrible sense of smell

Draco Malfoy: hermione u didn’t aswr my qstion 

Draco Malfoy: y u made dis chat

Hermione Granger: why do you think?

Hermione Granger: we have a three way relationship and we can’t have a three way chat?

Hermione Granger: I thought it’d be easier to communicate with each other at the same time

Hermione Granger: but if it’s such a bad idea let’s just forget it

Hermione Granger has left the chat

Draco Malfoy: shit

Harry Potter: Nice going.

Draco Malfoy: shut up

Draco Malfoy: how do i add her back?

Harry Potter: I’m not sure.

Draco Malfoy: jfc

Draco Malfoy: i’ll just make it up to her when i get back home

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: wait. ur home, right? shouldnt she be back there by now? 

Harry Potter: Yes. She’s not, though.

Harry Potter: How are you going to make it up to her?

Draco Malfoy: ;)

Draco Malfoy: wouldn’t u like to know

Harry Potter: We literally sleep on the same bed.

Harry Potter: I would know either way.

Draco Malfoy: fine, if it means that much u can watch

Draco Malfoy: but ur not invited.

Harry Potter: Please, like you’d be able to control yourself with me around. 

Draco Malfoy: is that a bet?

Harry Potter: Maybe

Draco Malfoy: maybe? scared potter?

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy has changed the chat’s name to The Boy Who’ll Lose The Bet 

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy: ??????

Harry Potter is writing

Draco Malfoy has changed the chat’s name to gryffindors suck

Harry Potter is writing


Harry Potter is writing

Harry Potter: You wish, Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy changed the chat’s name to The loser must put on Hermione’s knickers for a whole day

Harry Potter: That’s not punishment for you, you like doing that.

Draco Malfoy: … i do not…

Harry Potter: It’s okay, you look nice.

Draco Malfoy has changed the chat’s name to Potter’s a pervert

Harry Potter is writing

Harry Potter: So when are you coming home?

Draco Malfoy has added Hermione Granger

Draco Malfoy: ha! i figured it out

Draco Malfoy: hermione do u want me to pick u up at ur office?

Hermione Granger: no

Harry Potter changed the chat’s name to Draco’s not getting any tonight

Hermione Granger changed the chat’s name to Harry’s sleeping in the sofa tonight

Draco Malfoy chaged the chat’s name to HA!

Hermione Granger chaned the chat’s name to And maybe I’ll sleep at Pansy’s

Harry Potter changed the chat’s name to Maybe is Hermione who’s not getting any tonight

Draco Malfoy: dont try to win me over harry i know u just wanna win the bet

Hermione Granger: what bet?

Draco Malfoy: he says i cant resist his sexual charms

Hermione Granger: …

Hermione Granger: you can’t.

Draco Malfoy: WHAT

Hermione Granger. but to be fair, he can’t either. I would win that bet

Draco Malfoy: oh really?

Harry Potter: Lies

Hermione Granger: alright. the last one to give in wins

Harry Potter: You’re on.

Draco Malfoy: are you two losers ready? cause im getting home

Hermione Granger: me too

Harry Potter: I’m waiting.

Harry Potter is writing

Harry Potter has changed the chat’s name to Us <3

Daddy Devil Draco Malfoy

Hell is quite the most interesting place. Maybe not for humans, but for demons, and beasts, and all creatures alike, it’s home.

As like the layers of the corrupted human society, there are hierarchy. To be exact there are seven of them, each level has a guardian per say, demons all chosen by the Devil to make sure there’s no mischief, that everyone follows their orders and stays in line.

The seventh level is the worst. They’re for the scum, the insane home to monsters that even the Devil himself can’t match. These monsters remain trapped in the 7th level, the appointed guardian to that level is Blaise present to make sure the door that traps all of them remains locked tight. He’s on of the strongest of the Devil’s guardians, but also the laziest, and therefore the job fits him perfectly.

The remaining 6 levels are free to interact but you live where you live. Prolonged to stay in one level will get you kicked back into your assigned level, because you can’t betray your human sins, and the Devil picks a new spawn’s home with astute scrutiny. And he is not wrong for he is the Devil.

The sixth level is guarded by Theodore and mischievous in his own right, but undeniably dangerous. People have learned not to trust his handsome face, because despite his boyish wonder, he is a snake.

The fifth level is kept tidy by Adrian, a man with the features of an angel, but the strength of an inferno. And the fourth level is carefully watched by Gregory and friend to the Devil and a friend to many, but his brilliant smile is all a ploy. It’s said he decapitated a man whilst he had a large smile to his face, but that anyone around to witness the scene had met the Grim Reaper a second time.

The third level is overlooked by Vincent. The innocent looking man had met criticism from the long-term residents of his level, his image not living up to their dark-hearted tastes, but after a few years to mature and establish his power, those who opposed him soon learned that beneath his smile laid miles of muscle and strength, enough to send a man flying and to break a bone with little effort.

The second level is guarded by Severus, pleasant yet deceptive. He is loved by all and praised as a rightful guardian, but when push comes to shove Severus always manages to re-establish order whether he does so through violent methods or otherwise. Luckily, the second level is a peaceful realm, as is the third, and neither Gregory nor Severus are forced to show their true strength too often.

The final level, the first is under watch by the Devil himself. There is no violence and no disobeying of orders. The fear of punishments is too high. Most residents are trusted generals, innocent pawns that missed their chance to run for the golden gates. The Devil needs a throne and a palace after all and it’s not like he’s going to take care of it himself.

And so, that’s how the hierarchy is at least, until someone manages to strip the Devil of his thorny throne. But Merlin knows that won’t happen anytime soon.

Vincent’s performing his usual nightly rounds when he hears it, a slightly intoxicated statement from a female demon leaning against the alley wall outside a bar. She’s with her two friends who seem worse off but none have lost their dinners yet.

“I can’t believe you keep calling Him that,” one says, and the others roll her eyes.

“What? Daddy Devil? Oh give me a break, he’s the lord of all demons, of course he’s Daddy material.”

Vincent clasps a hand over his mouth, stifling his laughter, and hurries to hide behind the chimney spout when the girl currently referring to his Lord and friend as ‘Daddy Devil’ narrows her eyes and begins looking around. Luckily, Vincent is quick enough to evade her suspicious glare.

“For all you know he’s an old man with red skin and devil horns.” Lavender states.

Hermione rolls her eyes. “I know he’s not. I saw him in passing once. When he came to the third level for a visit. He’s…tall…”

“And being tall makes him daddy material?!” Ginny laughs, Hermione sigh, waving her hand in the air.

“Whatever. He’ll never know I said it anyway, so let’s just drop it. You can keep thinking he’s an old man, and I’ll keep dreaming that he’s tall and handsome.”

At that, all the girls share a laugh and begin to stumble out of the alley leaning on each other for support. Vincent watches them go, his lips split into a playful grin, a hint of impishness sparkling in his dark eyes.

He’ll never know I said it anyway.

Vincent laughs. “We’ll see about that.” After all, this is just too funny of an opportunity to pass up.

On that note, Vincent hops down from the roof and disappears into the evening shadows.

He doesn’t bother using the front door to the Devil’s mansion. That would require him to bypass the guards and be questioned on his intention in being here and that’s too much of a hassle. So, he hops up to the second story window and strode his way in, smiling once his feet touch the dark tile floor.

Whistling his way up the hall, Vincent starts walking towards his Lord’s private quarters, but then pauses. At this late in the evening, maybe he’d better check the Play Room.

Diverging from his path slightly, Vincent slides down the banister to the main floor and approaches the thickly lined double doors in front of him. From his standpoint, everything is silent no sound managing to slip from the room but the minute Vincent opens the door a sound of wanton moans and screams flood the hall.

“What are you doing here?” A low voice asks, a hand reaching past Vincent and grabbing the door handle tightly. He manages to see one woman choking on cock and another in the reverse cowboy position before the door shuts in his face.

“I came to see you.” Vincent replies, grinning, and he turns to find the Devil sighing and walking away from him. Laughing, he steps forward and launches himself onto the Devil’s back, wrapping his arms around the male’s neck tightly, his cheek resting against his shoulder.

“Draco ~ C'mon~!”

“It’s too late for this, Vince,” Draco sighs, Vincent’s weight not impairing his long strides in the least. “You should go back to your level and sleep.”

“But Draco, I came because I heard something interesting. Concerning it’s about you.”

At that, Draco’s interest perks a little.

“Good or bad?”

“Knowing you, I think you’ll like it,” Vincent snickers, slipping from his friend’s back. Draco runs a hand through his hair, watching one of his guardian as he leisurely floats in the air in front of him.

“I should have never granted you flight.”

“It’s fun, you should try it sometime,” Vincent grins in response, and then gets back on topic. “I was doing my rounds earlier when I heard a girl mention you outside a bar. Her nickname for you was quite interesting.”

Draco raises an eyebrow, and Vincent can see the curiosity slip into his gaze.

“Do tell.”

“Daddy Devil,” Vincent whispers, snickering when he sees a chill run up Draco’s spine, his body turning to ice almost immediately. The hall sits in silence for a good five seconds before finally Draco releases a shaky breath and rolls his shoulder, the bones cracking as he turns on his heel and starts for his quarters.

Vincent is licking his lips happily before Draco even gives him the order.

“Bring her to me.”

Can He Be Saved by lauranatink - M, WIP - Its been four years since the war and it’s become known to those who were ‘granted’ the Dark Mark that Voldemort had made a special enhancement to the spell. If he died, then he was going to take down as many of his followers as he could with him. What will Draco Malfoy do when the only way to survive is to get married?

  • Ron: Why are you naked?
  • Harry: I don't have clothes.
  • Ron: *opens closet* You have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Draco, socks...
10 Reasons to Read Harry Potter
  • 1. Draco Malfoy
  • 2. The story is wonderful.
  • 3. Draco Malfoy
  • 4. It has magic, and everyone loves magic.
  • 5. Draco Malfoy
  • 6. Lovely characters.
  • 7. Draco Malfoy
  • 8. Ships of all types.
  • 9. Draco Malfoy
  • 10. The whole world have readen it, why wouldn't you?

with that hair I would give Lucius a straight 10 too // artist: @emilyscartoons

Fred and George have had the Marauder’s map for awhile and not once did they question that someone named “Peter Pettigrew” was sleeping in Ron’s bed with Ron

Sex With Draco Involves...
  • Sex with Draco is slow and hot, varying from passionate to rough.
  • You were each others first time.
  • He loves taking his time, teasing you until you beg him for more.
  • Even if it’s not rough sex, he wants to be in control.
  • Nothing turns him on more then you moaning his name.
  • Neck kisses.
  • Love bites.
  • Dirty whispers and dirty talks.
  • “I’ll meet you at my bed.”
  • Having sex in a classroom once (it was scarring, exciting and so fucking good).
  • Realizing you actually have a lot of sexual fantasies.
  • Sex in the kitchen.
  • Shower sex (his favorite).
  • He doesn’t like to slap you, because he’s afraid to hurt you, but he wouldn’t hesitate to give you hikes wherever part of your body he had access to.
  • A little bit of Daddy kink.
  • When you’re alone, he would hug you from behind and slip his fingers inside you slowly.
  • “Draco, please…”
  • “Say it once more, baby girl. You know how much I love when you beg.”
  • If you want to drive him crazy, I’ve got two words for you: lap dance.
  • Draco absolutely loved the feeling of you grinding against him while a slow song played in the background.
  • In the morning he’d wake you up by kissing your neck and shoulders, and letting his hands go free though your body.
  • Obviously you two have morning sex a lot.
  • He likes to have eye contact with you the whole time.
  • When he gets jealous he would press you against a wall and kiss you rough.
  • He’ll probably fuck you against the wall.
  • “No one else can make you feel this good, hum?”
  • He would make you say you’re his and his only and get you screaming his name so the others would know who you belonged to as well.
  • After he always asks if you’re ok, just to know he haven’t hurt you.
  • When you’re feeling insecure about your body, Draco would whisper how beautiful he thinks you are while making love.
  • You have to admit, you adore it when he worships you.
  • Him pulling your hair to get a better access to your neck.
  • If you need to be quite you’d bite his shoulder to shut your moans.
  • That would probably make him moan your name loud and clear, but still.
  • Malfoy loves your blowjob.
  • You wouldn’t say it, but you also love the control you feel while when you go down on him.
  • If he’s sad or upset you would come and sit on his lap, kiss his face and tell him how much you love him while he undresses you.
  • Draco loves to lay upon you and use his fingers on you, just to watch you cum crying out his name.
  • Tease him and he’ll deny your orgasm until the least second he can.
  • Even being together during a long time, you still can surprise each other.
  • Taking long baths together after sex.
  • Having a hell of a work to hide the hikes with make up when you have class.
  • Him cussing.
  • Draco always inventing you to come to his house when his parents aren’t there.
  • Getting really loud since you two are alone.
  • Since you have the whole place to yourselves, Draco would try (and have success) to convince you to do it almost everywhere in the house.
  • He would also get even more dominating, since you were in his very own bed.
  • “Hold it.”
  • “Draco please, let me…”
  • “I said hold it!”
  • Cuddling until you sleep.
  • Ginny doesn’t start dating Luna until after she breaks up with Harry
  • Luna was always there to comfort her at hogwarts, so when Ginny asks her to stay over the night after she and Harry broke up, how could she say no?
  • But that morning when Ginny wakes up, Luna is gone
  • She eventually finds her in the garden, eyes red from crying
  • Luna hadn’t been able to sleep in a closed off space since she’d been locked up in the Malfoy basement
  • She’d been sitting outside for hours, afraid to wake up Ginny
  • Ginny promises she doesn’t have to sleep indoors after that
  • Now they sleep outside, their intertwined hands illuminated by the stars
  • But when winter comes and the snow starts to fall, even the most powerful heating charms won’t work against the cold
  • Ginny decides this won’t do, and asks everyone she knows to come over for new years
  • And all of Luna’s friends arrive to finally make her feel safe and at home
  • Dean, Seamus and Dennis Creevey paint the ground floor to look like the open parts of the forbidden forest
  • Percy and Oliver Wood make the laundry room look like a quidditch pitch
  • Fred and George draw the most ridiculous creatures they can think of in the hallways of their new house
  • Harry, Ron and Hermione paint the bathroom to look like a huge coral reef
  • Ginny and Neville transform the guest room into a moorland
  • The attic was turned into a meadow filled with flowers by Bill, Fleur and Cho  
  • Only one room was done by just one person
  • Because Ginny knew he regretted not saving Luna from his basement more than anything
  • And he wanted to show her how sorry he was
  • So when midnight neared, and Luna came home to find all of her friends there
  • In a house where she finally didn’t feel trapped
  • She met a boy with pale blond hair
  • And scars across his chest
  • Sitting in the middle of her bedroom
  • Covered in paint, surrounded by the night sky
  • And Luna smiled, because she had the most perfect girlfriend
  • And Draco smiled, because he knew he’d made up for at least one of his mistakes
  • And Harry smiled, because he now finally knew who to kiss at midnight.
  • And they were happy
  • And all was well

Inspired by the lovely @linnydefensesquad and @climbingtowers

Um, like, NOTHING in this world is taken more seriously than my Hogwarts house. NOTHING.👏🙅👏