For their tenth birthday, Stiles had gotten Allison a mug from a kiosk at the mall with AREN’T YOU GLAD WE EVOLVED OUT OF NEIGHBORING CELLS on one side and a picture from their school trip to the zoo, the one where Allison was hitting a goat trying to eat Stiles’ shirt, on the other. It’s such a metaphor for their entire existence that Allison puts it on the mantle of every subsequent house that they live in, next to their parents’ wedding portrait.
Stiles and Allison are twins and it’s amazing. They’re both raised as hunters but it doesn’t stop them from falling in love with werewolves. ❤️❤️❤️
After two years as a deputy for the Beacon Hills Sheriff’s Department, not to mention a lifetime of being the kid of an officer of the law, Stiles had seen some things in his time. Some weird shit happened in Beacon Hills, really.
However, no amount of animals mauled in the woods, people going missing, psychotic teenagers going on killing sprees with their trained pet mountain lions (or so the official report stated; Stiles didn’t trust his dad’s account of that night back when he was in high school) could prepare Stiles for the sheer ‘what the hell?!’-ness of waking up at six in the morning for his shift, pouring himself a cup of coffee, and then noticing that outside the back window there was a little girl playing in his flower beds.
Single parent Derek (◡‿◡✿) Deputy Stiles (◠‿◠✿) Werewolf mini-Hale (ʘ‿ʘ✿) Happy family ending (˶◕‿◕˶✿)
Derek is about to leave, content with the smell of blood as proof that the Fury is dead when he hears it.
It’s faint and uneven and even with its help, it takes Derek a full minute of scanning the clearing before he finally spots the small heap that must be the human. It’s down on the far side of the canyon, almost completely hidden by a tall oak tree and–Derek jumps down before he thinks about it.
He knows what he has to do. Furies are dangerous. Furies are fire and smoke and a funeral he barely remembers. He lands almost silently and makes sure his hands are fully shifted into claws and then slowly moves forward.
This is the greatest au that I never knew I needed. I love Sterek, I love How to Train Your Dragon and this AU is perfect. Two great people collaborated and nothing short of greatness came of it.
Derek finds a young man injured in a ravine on the border of his ranch. That’s strange enough, but the mystery only deepens when the young man wakes up without any memory of what he was doing out there.
Single parent Derek who is also alpha of his pack all wrapped up in a historical au and I was instantly smitten. Throw in some mystery and an alpha pack threatening and it’s great from beginning to end.
Suddenly his entire body felt tingly and sensitive and he could swear gravity had failed on him just then; he couldn’t feel the chair he was sitting on, or where he’d planted his feet on the floor, or the clothes he was wearing, or the pen he was holding, and then his vision started blurring and morphing into a picture of some place that was not his classroom.
“—it,” he finished with a different voice.
Or, the AU in which, on their 22nd birthday, a person will switch bodies with their soulmate and is left to figure out whom they’re temporarily inhabiting, and how to get back to each other. But because Stiles is Stiles, he forgets that it’s his birthday, and the bodyswap takes him by surprise.
Soulmate au that’s adorable in premise and in execution. It’s great. Stiles goes to a math final and forgets that he’s gonna be switching bodies with his soulmate because it’s his birthday. Alive Laura helps out and it’s a good use of misunderstandings in a fic and it doesn’t get overdone which is great.
Like some of y’all tote this excuse around but it holds no water (ha) with the sea bitch’s Actual Aesthetic
If anything, Official Alternian Military Uniforms should be the most bedazzled, sparkly, glitter-coated, garish things in the universe. You have to have a minimum amount of red or tyrian rhinestones on your outfit. Like these things are very well-engineered and built like tanks but they’re Absolute Eyesores.
Where are those uniforms, you cowards
Where is the buff ass fleet soldier with 12 Hello Condy pins and a rhinestone belt with a trident beltbuckle?
“After Woody (Free) goes missing working on secret, alien research, scientist Maggie Wittington (Bloom) must recruit the former members of Lazer Team to join her in rescuing their lost friend. It’s up to Maggie to bring the Lazer Team back together and rescue Woody.”
I’m super behind on the podcast - has this been officially announced anywhere else?
I skimmed your tags and misread this one: #so long as he's not a massive dick to mick. I only read "Massive dick to Mick" and let me tell you my mind went all sorts of places at reading that before i realised my error!
That brings back flashbacks of Tumbling Together and #The Dick
But ah yes, my pre-episode tags. “so long as he’s not a massive dick to mick”
herebelife: I think I know what study they mean but damned if I can find it. Getting dobe health results of all things. It was a study that found u get a greater range of temperaments within a breed than between breeds. I thought I saved it and never got round to reading it.
if anyone has this study or knows where to find it, pls tell me bc I WANNA READ THAT
Finally a week later, these ghostly wax babies are finished. I decided I’de like to try out the pokemon variety meme, so I chose one of my favourites, Litwick, after I looked up images of candles and their scents for character design reference. It was time-consuming but fun.
We organized every variety show video that we’ve subbed from 2013-current! This is a Google Doc that will be regularly updated. It contains links to the subbed video with English subs from us, BANGTANSUBS.