or this is way too much fun

http-alyssarose  asked:

What Tarot deck do you use?

The Tarot of Pagan Cats Mini Deck! I’ve had it for a few years now, and it’s small and easy to carry around. In my opinion, a fancy tarot deck is great, but unless your cards have a good connection with you, they won’t work better than any other deck. I carry my deck around with me all the time, so I think the cards trust me.

Plus, cats. It’s a tiny deck of cards covered in cats, how could that in any way be bad

this lovely human was high af on wisdom teeth meds and forgot to hit anon 😂😂 so i am keeping their identity a secret (per their request haha) but i hope this is kind of what you’re looking for, my friend!! rest up and take care! 💜💜 

in case you haven’t noticed, i’m straight. i’m a straight man. i don’t ‘bang dudes’ and i don’t wanna ‘bang dudes’. have you ever seen me without this stupid internalised homophobia which causes me to repeatedly seduce women i don’t have any emotional connection with to maintain my precarious self-image while vehemently denying that i feel anything more than friendship for my best friend / roommate / life partner of the last 25 years despite the fact that i once publicly serenaded him with a love song at one of our monthly dinner dates until i flee the city in panic shortly after he comes out for fear of my own big feelings? THAT’S straight.

CrankGameplays
  • Ethan buys something: CrankGamepays
  • Ethan doesn't move: CrankGamestays
  • Ethan looks great: CrankGameslays
  • Ethan dances: CrankGamesways
  • Ethan comes out as homosexual: CrankGamegays
  • Ethan goes to church: CrankGameprays
  • Ethan is late: CrankGamedelays
  • Ethan is cheering: CrankGameyays
  • Ethan is writing: CrankGameessays
  • Ethan is not around: CrankGameaways
  • Ethan is a traitor: CrankGamebetrays
  • Ethan does pottery: CrankGameclays
  • Ethan celebrates the day of his birth: CrankGamebirthdays
  • Ethan does daily vlogs: CrankyVlogs

tea witch.

Hear Me Out - Old Lady Lions

I know some of the paladins refer to their lions as ‘he’ but my friends and I ( @ayyybrahamlincoln ) came up with our own headcanon for what the lions are. Because you know what’s way better than silly boy lions? Old lady lions. Complete with crotchety voices that you have to voice out loud during episodes. Come now, why else do you think it takes them so long to remember they have these cool weapons? I think at one point Shiro says he hasn’t “unlocked” some of the weapons for the black lion and there’s this implication that the stronger your bond is with your lion, the more tools become available to you. This is too straight forward and logical. All the lions are actually old ladies, having been sitting around letting their memory fade for ten thousand years, and unfortunately getting back into the Voltron lifestyle is not quite as easy as getting back on a bike. You don’t unlock any weapons. The lions just take forever to remember they have them.

Black: Goodness gracious, this robot is ripping us a new one (hey, they’re old ladies and they’ve seen some shit). Margaret, didn’t you have something to hit all those lasers with?

Yellow: What’s that? Something to fit all the phasers in?

Green: We don’t even have phasers, you old coot! That’s not a weapon in this universe. Didn’t you have some sort of gun thing for this? 

Yellow: A gun? No, no, Gladys, I’ve got a sword.

Blue: That’s Rosie’s sword, dearie.

Yellow: Oh. Well then what’s this pesky bit of code here? Does that say ‘Shooder Camon’? What in blue blazes is that?

Red: We’re all going to die.

Black: Shoulder cannon, sweet pea. That’s what we need. Now go tell that strapping young paladin of your’s so we can load it up.