‘Heroes are important. History books tell us who we used to be, documentaries tell us who we are now, but heroes tell us who we want to be and a lot of our heroes depress me. But you know when they made this particular hero (The Doctor), they didn’t give him a gun, they gave him a screwdriver to fix things. And not a tank or warship or X-wing fighter. They gave him a call box from which you can call for help. And they didn’t give him a superpower or pointy ears or a heat ray. They gave him an extra heart. They give him two hearts and that’s an extraordinary thing because I don’t think there will ever be a time when we don’t need a hero like the Doctor.’
Alright, hear us out. There are totally serious and important matters to discuss: kissy kissy time predictions.
Traditionally in Star Wars trilogies we have observed the following pattern:
The first movie of each trilogy has the family kiss on the cheek or forehead:
The second installment of the trilogy has the sexual tension kiss between the eventual canon couple:
Ergo, Episode VIII:
Familial FinnRey is best FinnRey.
There will totally be a sexy kiss in episode 8, and since Rian “two halves of a whole” “I was interested in their fascinating dynamic in TFA” Johnson is a total Reylo the odds are definitely in our favor.
I mean, why mess with a proven formula? It’s science. It’s math. it’s tradition. u_u
Updated: we removed a gif of Anakin and Shmi Skywalker that was used in the first version of this post at the creator’s request. We apologize for any offense. ✌️
Out of curiosity, do you like fake relationship tropes? What's your favourite thing about them?
Oh my goodness YES, I love fake relationships.
So some of my favorite things are….
forced proximity like room or bed sharing, SIGN ME UP
When they’re say at a ministry ball and Harry wraps his arm around Malfoy, pulling him closer and “wait, why the fuck does Malfoy feel so good pressed up against me”
Or when Draco does the same, pulling Harry close and whispering in his ear and “Fuck me, Potter still smells as good as he did at Hogwarts”
When they have to get to know each other to help further along the relationship farce and in the process they learn all kinds of stuff about each other that they didn’t realize
The vulnerability it takes to show someone a side of you that they might have known
SO MUCH FREAKING UST
The fact that they are essentially dating without the pressure of dating because they think its fake so they’re both free to be themselves and its so beautiful watching them each realize how in love with the other one they are
That moment when you know with utter certainty they’re both head over heels but they’re just both on the cusp of something more afraid the other one has been pretending and you know its gonna end ok but damn your heart still does flip flops wondering anyway