or the ninth one

anonymous asked:

Jack is the kid in high school who got picked on all the time because he was rlly scrawny and wore glasses but then ten years later he comes to high school reunion and he's a beefcake with multiple military medals and a beautiful trophy husband and suddenly everyone wants to be his friend

and its the reverse at gabriel’s too. except he was a grumpy emo rebel kid and now he’s a hot as shit, highly decorated military commander with equally attractive husband with as many medals to his name. they both think it’s hilarious, how nerdy they were in high school, and tease each other about it. 

One of my favorite things ever about Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony is how, after it premiered, some people were legit like “Lol he put a chorus in the fourth movement like I can’t fucking beat that?” I mean people literally had no idea what to do after that symphony, so some Romantic composers literally responded by just not writing symphonies at all anymore, it’s like they threw their hands up in the air and rage quit, it’s fucking hilarious


Cryptocracy is the best scifi action-comedy about gay space pirates battling both Earth Fascism and Space Fascism you’ll read all week!! You can trust me on that, I wrote the damn thing!!

Whether you’re reading for the first time or engaging in a long overdue reread, I decided it would be to everyone’s benefit to have a one-stop shop for all chapters of the book!! This is the entire book, and as always, it is provided for free at no cost to you!! Please read this book, and don’t forget to share this post with your friends!!

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Characters: Jensen x Reader

Warnings: fluff, implied smut

Word Count: 1.1k

A/N: This is the NINTH fic for my 6k celebration and one year fic-i-versary. The line requested was, “My god, you’re a freak.” It will be highlighted in the fic. The line was picked by the lovely @smoothdogsgirl Hope you enjoy this little blurb!

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Meng Po 孟婆; is the Lady of Forgetfulness in Chinese mythology. It is her task to ensure that souls who are ready to be reincarnated do not remember their previous life or their time in hell. She brews the Bittersweet Broth of Oblivion from herbs and pond water. She awaits the souls of the dead at the Ninth Hell, where she serves her Five Flavored Tea of Forgetfulness. One sip of it, and you forget all that you once were; all that remains is karma. This way, your next life is a clean slate.


You remember Kansas City, Dad? The circus went through town every spring right around my birthday. There was this guy. Him and my mom used to drink and fornicate and beat the crap out of me. They’d make a whole night out of it. And I remember one time - It was my ninth birthday - Him and my mom had just finished round one of boozing, boning, beating up Jerome, and were deciding to take a little break. Anyway! I was outside the trailer, and you were there. And you said, ‘Why are you crying, Jerome?’ 'It’s my birthday. And my mom and the snake guy are beating me.’ And then you said, 'This world doesn’t care about you or anyone else, Jerome. Better to realize that now.’ And that was it.

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Ficlet: Yes, Sir

Summary: In his first year at the garrison, Keith comes within one demerit from being expelled. Shiro won’t stand for it. 

A/N: With the new season came a new headcanon for Shiro and Keith’s garrison relationship, and one of the things I noticed is that Keith only calls Shiro “sir” while in the battle. He never does outside of Voltron, so – hence this. 

“It’s his third disciplinary issue in the last week.” Commander Iverson’s gruff voice allowed for no complaint. “Ninth of the semester. If he gets one more, I’m going to have to expel him.”

Shiro dropped to the seat in front of the commander’s desk, his lips pressed in a firm line. “You can’t. He has nowhere else to go.”

“I know you had high hopes for him –” A hint of something – concern, exasperation, resignation – infiltrated his voice. “—but I can’t have a cadet who doesn’t follow orders.”

“Can you blame him? His father left him without even saying good-bye. He doesn’t remember his mother, and he lived for who knows how many years alone in a shack in the desert. He’s had no authoritative figure in his life, sir, and now he has a whole chain of command he’s told to follow. It’s a big adjustment.”

“You mean, attitude adjustment.” When Iverson turned to Shiro, there was nothing but sympathy in his usually stern gaze. “I know where you’re coming from. You were the one who found him and brought him here. You want him to do good, but we can’t save everyone, Shirogane, especially the ones who don’t want to be saved.”

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Disney’s canon couples

Belle x The Beast //  Aladdin x Jasmine // Charming x Cinderella // Pongo x Perdy // Mulan x Shang // Simba x Nala // Lady x Tramp // Tiana x Naveen // Pocahontas x John Smith // Hercules x Meg // Ariel x Eric // Tarzan x Jane // Bernard x Bianca // Phillip x Aurora // The Prince x Snow White // Mickey x Minnie //


Logan, Hugh Jackman’s ninth movie as the gruff and rough mutant from the north, began as a conversation between him and director James Mangold on the set of 2013’s The Wolverine

“If there were to be another sequel, it had to be something smaller, something darker.”

And that’s the film they made. Logan is unlike any other X-Men movie. It’s dark and dreary and the last time we’ll see his Wolverine on screen.

Source: EW