or th next day

6

oikawa-san is weak

my friend sent a candid of me n no fences but masculinity finally unblocked me bros!!!

Assassin’s Creed Rogue - The Novel - Chapter 7

24th July 1757

The very next day Liam and Achilles approached me and asked me whether I had made up my mind. I told them that I had. I held my chin high and announced that I wished to join their brotherhood, meaning it with all my heart. Liam and Achilles both smiled at me, and Liam’s smile at least made me think that I perhaps I had found a way to make him proud of me after all.

I thought that perhaps the three of us might sit down then, and I would finally learn what it was that would be expected of me as an Assassin. Liam had explained their creed and purpose to me reasonably well, but what it was that the Assassins actually did still eluded me.

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and-yakko-yacks  asked:

.....vriskan? ;3c

that is Gaye, Kan >;;;;3 

“Send me a ship” meme

  • Who said “I love you” first: 
    probably Kanaya because Vriska is an Obtuse Fuck who would not recognize an emotion if it slapped her directly in the face most the time 
  • Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background:
    Kanaya, hands down, absolutely. are you kidding me. (for that matter I bet anything that Vriska has some dumb shit like a cool sword as her background) 
  • Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: 
    bo t h 
  • Who buys the other cheesy gifts:
    I’d say Vriska, but it’s probably more likely to be along the lines of “suspiciously acquire” said gifts,,, 
  • Who initiated the first kiss:
    Kanaya. but it was a smooch on the cheek because Shy Gays. the next day Vriska smooches her on th mouth for approximately one (1) second, promptly excuses herself from the setting and disappears for the rest of the week, 
  • Who kisses the other awake in the morning: 
    somehow I so highkey doubt either of them are morning people. Kanaya maybe? maybe?? 
  • Who starts tickle fights: 
    Kanaya and no one can convince me otherwise Kanaya is the lord of tickles and has won the trophy in the last two alternian tickle fight competitions it’s true, 
  • Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: 
    n either because shower time is for  d e p r e s s i o n  s h o w e r i n g 
  • Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: 
    Kanaya because Vriska can’t cook worth a Fuck 
  • Who was nervous and shy on the first date: 
    Kanaya outwardly, Vriska inwardly.  
  • Who kills/takes out the spiders:  
    Vriska naturally bc she’s an Actual Spider,, 
  • Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: 
    Vriska for sure man can you imagine her going up to the first person with available ears and doing this. cos I can 

Why do you write like you’re running out of time why do you write like you’re running out of time! ((In order from left to right: flower crown, age 13, her 18'th bday, next row, modern day, button eyes, reverse/mad au, casual clothes, next row, animal, armor, old lady))

anonymous asked:

tosses three half-ounce bags of dope at Guzma. FOUR TWENTY, WOOHOO!!!"

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHH SHIT!

[ ☠ ] —“We startin’ this shit right now?! Fuck yeah, I ain’t gonna complain ‘bout this,” Guzma announces, catching the green in his hands without any hesitation.

“Ya boy’s gonna be on a whole ‘nother level for th’next day, y’feel? Not tryin’a STRESS or do ANYTHIN’ ‘cept for smoke, eat an’ fuck.”

anonymous asked:

If any/all of the suitors walked in on mc getting out of bath

alyn: he’d yell at you for not locking the door like “what were you thinking !!?” and he’d wait until you were changed while he faced the wall n you’d be obviously super embarrassed after and he’d literally just say it was ur fault but in reality he can’t get the image of u out his head

louis: he’d just stare at you with a half horrified half in awe look on his face until you yelled at him to get out while throwing a bar of soap at him then when you came out all changed he’d b like “im so sorry omg” and u would b like……. then he’d hug u close n be like “i like what i saw” rip

giles: “princess you really should learn to lock the door…….” he’d shut the door behind him and come in the room, grabbing a towel for you and helping u get dry then while u have the towel around u he’d come real close and b like “u never know who could walk in…..” with that lil asshole smirk

leo: oh my GOD he’d just look at u for a sec then go “oh…..i just came in to get some toothpaste i ran out” and u would sink back in the tub while he rummaged to get th damn toothpaste and as leaving he’d smirk and be like “maybe next time ill come in for you instead” fukc

byron: would he even notice ? if he did he’d probably just be like “oh oops” and grab a towel for u while avoiding looking then he’d b like “u want me to get ur clothes for u?” and when u said nah i got it. he’d just nod politely and grab whatever he came for and leave. very professional

nico: “princess !!!! why didn’t u lock the door !?!?! what if someone besides me came in !?!” and u would just yell at him to GET OUT and he’d just start stuttering because he can’t stop STARING and you’d have to throw things at him until he finally left then when u came out all dressed he’d b SO flustered around u

sid: he would be SO confused like…..“what r u doing in here ? i thought this was my bathroom for th night” and then he’d REALIZE u were NAKED and b like wtf ?!! and u would just be yelling and he’d b yelling and he’d chuck a towel at u and leave and then th next day he’d b like “i got a nice view of the princess last night B)” and u would b like……it was less than fifteen seconds chill lmao

albert: he’d fukcing scream and then he’d just shut th e door but then he’d be yelling at u THROUGH the door like “why didn’t you lock the door !!!” and u would say “i forgot will u please just go !!” and he’d b like “u really need to lock your door !!! don’t b so careless !!!!” and then he’d wait for u to b done and scold u more

robert: he’d literally just stare at u in compete shock and get sooooo flushed then he’d b like “u still have soap on u….” and u would sink back into the tub and he’d come over and rinse off the soap and it would b like kind of embarrassing then he’d give you a towel and finally he’d smile at u and go “i probably should have knocked huh?” and u two would have a nice chuckle

7

Just a few pages from my bullet journal! @sunlightandlove

1 // title page

2 // key

3 // baby names

4 // TV shows to watch

5 // sample daily entries

6 // documentaries to watch

7 // daily tasks checklist (my favourite page!)

As you can see, I have a lot of miscellaneous pages but I really love that about my bullet journal. I think it makes it more personal. I also start each month with a “month at a glance” spread where the left page is divided into two parts - one titled “month at a glance” which is for general things that I need/want to get done in the month that don’t correspond with a specific day (like schedule a meeting with so and so) and the bottom part is monthly goals. The other side is a monthly calendar with the days of the month listed going vertically down the page and the day listed next to it (like 1 Th if the first is a Thursday). I use that space to write down scheduled things like meetings or events that I want to be able to look at.

Shawn Mendes Smut

see you all in hell<:></:>

Shawn was already in bed waiting for me. I was wearing extremely form-fitting leggings that drove shawn absolutely nuts because it outlined my ass perfectly. I sat on the edge of my bed and plugged in my phone. I knew shawn was looking at my ass.
I finally climbed into bed facing away from him to tease him. He then pinched my ass causing me to gasp.
He chuckled and I turned to face him.
“The hell was that for?” I asked him.
He chucked a little bit.
“You know how much I love those leggings on you.” He said.
“Yeah,” I said as I scooted closer to him and wrapped my arms around him.
“It doesn’t help that you have the finest ass of any girl I know, either.” he smirked. I didn’t know why he smirked until he spanked me.
“Shawn!” I scolded. He just laughed.
“That hurt!” I said. He stopped laughing damn quick.
“That hurts?” He said concerned.
“Well,” I explained. “Not really. It’d probably hurt worse if I wasn’t fully clothed and you weren’t holding back.”
“Prove it.” He said. I was kind of shocked, but at the same time not really because Shawn’s obsessed with my ass.
“I mean we haven’t had sex in like a week.” He reminded me.
“Tomorrow, I’m tired.” I promised as I rested my head on his chest.
His smile grew twice as big. That’s when I knew I had so much power over him.
I’m going to torture him tomorrow.

~

The next day when shawn came home from work, he bolted in the door and ran to the couch where I was sitting. I had on booty shorts and a see through shirt. I had a plan. He plopped down on the couch and looked at me expectantly.
“What?” I asked him.
“Do you want to go upstairs now?” He asked.
“For what?” I teased. I knew exactly why, but i’m going to make him pay for it.
“You don’t remember?” He said, extremely confused.
“Wait.” I said as i stood up. He watched as I did. He had no idea what was going on.
“we were gonna fuck right?” I asked as I took my bra off under my shirt.
“Y-yeah…” He said as he watched me drop my bra to the floor.
I started pacing back and forth right in front of him, making my boobs bounce with each step. I wanted shawn to see then through my shirt.
“So tell me, then. I’m trying to remember.” I started.
“were we gonna fuck nice and slow? All sweet and gentle?” I asked.
“Or…” I started to take off my shorts.
At this point shawn was trembling. My plan was working.
“Were we going to fuck fast and hard. Me screaming your name, disturbing the neighbors, making me unable to walk the next day?”
“Th-the s-second one.” Shawn barely uttered.
“Say out loud, babe.” I urged.
“(Y/N) i’m going to fuck you so hard you’ll see stars. You’ll forget your own name and only know mine. Forget about not being able to walk tomorrow, try a whole week. When i’m done with you, your ass will sting so hard that you won’t even be able to sit.” He said, almost angrily.
I’ve been compromised.
I walked over to him And slowly took of his shirt.
“Do your worst, mendes.” I breathed onto his neck, and he did.

He flipped us over so that I was sitting on the couch and he was on top of me. He crashed his lips onto mine with no warning. He took the rest of my clothes off faster than I could have managed a sentence.
He flung me over his shoulder and carried me upstairs. Shawn has his ways don’t question it alright.

He threw me on the bed. I watched him as he took of his pants leaving him in just his boxers. As soon as he was done, he charged towards me and crashed onto me again, grabbing my tits in his hands and roughly massaging them.
“Shawn…” I moaned into his mouth more than once.
He let go of my tits and caressed my face with one hand and started rubbing me with the other.
“Mm” I said as I threw my head back. Shawn took this opportunity to attach his lips to my neck with intentions to leave his mark.
He stopped rubbing me and stood up. He took off his boxers while he said “lay on your back and open your legs as far as they go.” I obeyed. He started rubbing me again, only this time, relentlessly, fast, and hard.
“Oh my GOD SHAWN!” I cried out.
I was so close to cumming, but shawn had other plans.
“Hands and knees, babe.” He commanded. I knew what was coming, and I was so ready for it.
Suddenly, I felt Shawn’s massive hand hit my ass at full force.
I screamed in pain. It hurt so bad. I collapsed onto the bed so that I was laying down in my back.
Naturally, shawn was concerned. “Babe are you okay?” He got what he wanted, so I responded,
“Ugh! Shawn just fuck me already!” And I spread my legs again,
He did as I asked and slammed I to me all at once without warming and started fucking me. We were both a moaning mess. Especially me because I occasionally screamed but whatever.
“Shawn i’m ready to cum”
“Me too.” And we came onto each other. Shawn pulled out and faced me. I was panting really hard and my entire bottom had was sore,
He pressed himself up against me, including his still wet dick.
“I love you. Thanks for letting me spank you.” He said smirking.
“I love you too.” And we both fell asleep.

I wrote this on impulse it’s 3:30 AM so shut up