or stop lying

anonymous asked:

Seriously when are you and Chad going to stop lying?

Should I tell them @grandenoirceur?

Originally posted by ziggymarx

. Okay okay…..I will finally admit it….

WE BOTH STOLE THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR!

Originally posted by keldelel

Originally posted by gameraboy

Are you happy now anon!!!???

For reference in case I totally dated myself with this joke..please someone tell me they remember this:

anonymous asked:

the boots they actually wore were much thicker because they had overshoes (with treaded soles). a simple google search will prove this.

no the moon landing was faked stop lying to me on these neopets

slaygayponyboy  asked:

You, opening your trench coat to tumblr, showing your wears: You kids want some angst????? ~ Me: YELL HEAH (i'd like to see some connor and zoe sibling angst with #20, if you would be so kind)

I am but the humble angst dealer

#20 coming right up

“Stop lying!” Zoe said, painfully aware of how loud her voice was. Their parents were still asleep, and if they were to wake up and find them like this, all hell would break loose.


Connor just stared at her blankly, which infuriated her even more.


“I know you’ve been getting high. It’s not just watering down mom’s drinks or stealing a cigarette anymore, is it?” Zoe hissed through gritted teeth. She grabbed Connor’s jacket, her brother swaying slightly as she tugged him closer. It definitely smelled like pot.


“I’m not doing anything…” Connor said, his voice quiet and slow. The room was too dark otherwise Zoe probably would have been able to see his eyes blurred and red.


“You’re a fucking liar. What have you been smoking and who did you get it from?”

Connor shrugged. “Nowhere. Nothing. Just fuck off will'ya I’m trying to-”


Zoe slapped him across his face, and then immediately pulled her hand back like it had been burned. She hadn’t meant to hit him. But Connor was just being so fucking difficult.


“Connor I’m- I’m sorry I shouldn’t have-” Zoe started, stumbling over her words. “I just care about you.” She said, and turned to leave.


As she passed through his doorway she heard Connor’s faint reply, which hurt more than she had hurt him.


“Maybe you shouldn’t.”

~~~~~~


Was this good? Idk. I haven’t really written connor or Zoe that much tbh

  • steve: you wrote about me
  • bucky: I don't know what you're talking about
  • steve: you pulled me out of the river
  • bucky: idk why I did that
  • steve: you nearly killed tony because he hurt me. you actually roared like an angry pigeon or something
  • bucky: I don't like him
  • steve: you tried to pull me behind the shield when I was covering you with it
  • bucky: I didn't mean to do that
  • steve: you remembered my shoes and the hotdogs but not that girls name
  • bucky: I have memory problems that's all
  • steve: you left our dates because I ran off, didn't even apologize
  • bucky: your date would've wondered where you went, I found you for her
  • steve: you lied and told me you only knew me because of the smithsonian because you wanted to protect me, to make me go
  • bucky: blame the brochure
  • steve: you made me share an apartment with you
  • bucky: I needed someone to do the dishes
  • steve: you kept my picture
  • bucky: memory problems remember?
  • steve: you didn't like it when I kissed sharon, I can tell your fake smile from your real one
  • bucky: you were wasting valuable time
  • steve: you put yourself back into cryo so I'd stop being reckless and not become a criminal just to keep you
  • bucky: I was tired
  • steve: you made a vow, told me you'd be with me until death
  • bucky: idk why I did that
  • steve: you interrupted my moment with peggy because you were jealous
  • bucky: you deserved applause and attention for your bravery
  • steve: you fell from the train because you were protecting me
  • bucky: wasn't my smartest move
  • steve: you gave me heart eyes at the bar in '43
  • bucky: I was drunk
  • steve: we shared money and everything else like...a couple
  • bucky: it was convenient
  • steve: you're in love with me
  • bucky: yes
  • steve: what
  • bucky: what

bts as anime/manga characters: kim seokjin as tamaki suoh/ouran high school host club.

“Tamaki Suoh is the illegitimate son of Ouran Academy’s Chairman, Yuzuru Suoh, and the president of the Ouran Host Club. Although his outward manner would be best described as flamboyant, egotistical and dramatic he is, in fact, a young man dedicated to his studies, his friends, and his duties as a host. He is considered the “Princely” type, entertaining his female clients with upper-class etiquette and shameless flattery.”