or slap me out of it idek

Dating Jungkook would include

Originally posted by hohbi

Jeon Jungkook

- Texting all the time
- But not sweet texts
- More like that one things that’s like the “What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.” thing idk fr what it is but he would send you that
- And he’s not mad when he sends it
- You just asked what time he wants to go to the movies
- He’s actually a meme
- You could be in a group chat with the other boys and use your boyfriend’s face as a reaction to things they say
- And he’s so athletic w o w
- You’re dating the golden maknae, just a reminder
- Tbh he’ll never cheat on you because you’re the only girl he can even look in the eye
- He does really weird things
- All the time
- You look over and he’s making a weird face
- You turn around and he’s walking on his hands
- Who knows
- Your closet is full of white shirts because that’s all he wears
- You could wear one of his white shirts and he’d know exactly which one it is out of his 219 white shirts
- “YOU’RE WEARING NUMBER 46 DON’T GET ANYTHING ON IT, THAT ONE IS MY FAVORITE”
- “I THOUGHT 23 WAS YOUR FAVORITE? NEXT TO 114?”
- “THEY’RE ALL MY FAVORITES”
- You wear his flannels
- Matching couple shirts?
- More like matching Timberlands, lace up homie
- Random singing
- Also dealing with Jimin
- GETTING DOWN TO GDRAGON TOGETHER IT’S GONNA HAPPEN
- Honestly he’d probably pick you up the same way he picked up Jimin in that jail sene thing
- Minus the ass slapping
- But at the same time he might tbh idek
- But playfully
- He and every one of his fans can think that he acts tough all he wants
- But tbh he’s still slgihtly scared of doing something out of line
- His hyungs tease him because aw their maknae is dating someone
- What they don’t know is that your relationship is an all out w a r
- BUTT SLAPPING WARS
- YOU RUN UP BEHIND HIM AND JUST BAM
- HIM TURNING AROUND LIKE “FRICK U THAT WASN’T FAIR”
- “COME AT ME”
- Throwing a pillow at him
- “hAH TAKE THAT- o shit”
- Running from Jungkook after throwing said pillow
- Best friend couple tbh
- He goes from being really shy with you to being just so comfy and weird
- But certain things still catch him and he’s suddenly all blushy and shy
- Learning things together
- Shyly giving you flowers with that lil bunny smile
- But also
- Have u seen him move bc um
- W O W
- Golden maknae is good at everything
- E v e r y t h i n g
- if u catch my drift
- In general the relationship would just be so fun all the time
- It’d be a learning process that you get to do together and all of it is just so worth it

I want more fics where Stiles is unaffected by Derek’s hotness. Like, real people interact with attractive ppl every day without making a fool of themselves or drooling or doing stupid things. Instead of Stiles being dumb, unable to talk, or immediately falling in love with Derek, I want him to look at Derek, think “wow that guy’s hot,” and then immediately go “that dude is out of my league so moving on.” So, Stiles just treats Derek like he does everyone else.

Derek is really really into Stiles. So, he does everything he can to impress Stiles. He wears tight jeans, tank tops, works out with Scott and Danny in front of him, and takes off his shirt and walks around him front of him. Except…nothing works. Derek never has trouble getting people he wants. He knows he’s hot, and so he works that. Except it’s not working on Stiles.

And Derek is really really confused. Whenever he takes off his shirt or wears his best ass-hugging jeans, Stiles notices, sure. But so does Allison, who’s basically married to Scott, and Lydia, who Derek has overheard screwing Jackson too many times to count for the past couple years. Kira blushes, and Erica - well, Erica may be engaged to Boyd, but she never misses an opportunity to put her hands all over Derek’s sweaty abs and pecs. Danny always fucks him with his eyes, and Parrish stares a little too long, his cheeks a little too pink, and Derek thinks maybe he should hook up with Parrish again just to appease his bruised ego. Because Stiles looks, but then he stops looking because apparently it doesn’t impress him.

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whatever happens out here one thing is certain: you will account for me

“So Aaron knows?” Liv bit down on her lip and watched Robert nod quickly.
“It was four years ago. Nothing to do with me and Aaron.”
“But you cheated on Chrissie before Aaron even came along. With her sister.” Liv pulled a face, “Wow.”
Robert rolled his eyes, “Yeah yeah alright I get it, I’m not proud of myself.”
Liv titled her head, “Did you not love her or summat?”
Robert sighed, “Back then no. But then it got serious and -”
“You had the decency to stop sleeping with her sister.”
Robert’s eyes widened and then he softened as he looked over and saw that Liv was only teasing.
“I take it, it was a bit different when Aaron came along. Didn’t you marry her and still carry on with him?”
Robert was surprised about how much she knew, “Yeah, he - he was very different.”
Liv shrugged, “So you’ve always been a cheater then?”
Robert turned a corner and caught sight of Liv’s face, she was purposely smiling at him and waiting for him to answer her. “Before your brother, guilty as charged I’m afraid.”
Liv raised an eyebrow, “I like the use of the word ‘before’ in that sentence.”
Robert smiled then, “Always before, never during.” He thought back to all that he had said in that scrapyard, all those lies about their being other blokes. He was nothing but a pathetic liar then.
“I’m glad.” Liv admitted as she looked towards Robert, “So it’s true then, he changed Robert ‘the cheater’ Sugden.”
Robert felt his heart do something weird, something it did whenever Aaron was around. It almost skipped a beat. “I couldn’t ever cheat on him. He changed more than just that, he changed everything.”
Liv pulled a finger up and then playfully put it towards her mouth, making a wrenching sound as they pulled into the hospital car park. “I might need a bed next to Aaron if you carry on acting like a soppy love sick loser.” She was smiling as she spoke and Robert feigned his shock at her words.
“Come on then, I bet you’re dying to tell him that for once there was a fight where you didn’t get slapped.” Liv got out of the car, followed by Robert who suddenly pulled her towards him tightly.
“Oi my fiancé will be well proud of me thank you very much.” Robert beamed as Liv wriggled from his grip and smiled up at him, love there in her eyes he thought.

My thoughts on Ben 10 or “Why Abi didn’t go to bed at her usual time last night because she was consumed by Ben Tennyson feels.”

Ben 10: I seem to remember HATING this show when it first came on air and the reason why was because my precious Teen Titans was now over and was being replaced by some annoying 10 year old kid who I wanted slap every time he came on screen. I caught one or two episodes when they were on and I guess they were okay??? But Ben and his Grandpa were very urrrgh. Gwen and Charmcaster were probably the only reason I was interested in the show at the time because I love female sidekick characters (and redheads) and I thought Charmcaster was pretty interesting because at the time all we knew was that she and her uncle were funky magic users which pulled me in.

There are a few episodes that weird me the hell out though…Like IDEK.
- THE CHRISTMAS ELF EPISODE. WHAT THE SHIT. KIDS WERE BEING TURNED INTO XMAS ELVES?!
- The one where Ben gets stuck in his own nightmares or some shit and there are some pretty weird scenes like…WEDGIES AND SNAILS OR SOME SHIT, IT WAS DISTURBING AND KIND OF GROSS BUT IT WORKED BECAUSE I’M PRETTY SURE AS A 10 YEAR OLD I HAD SOME WEIRD ASS DREAMS LIKE THIS AT SOME POINT SO THESE ARE ALL VALID TERRIFYING FEARS.
- The Sumo Slammers ep…I guess it was an okay premise but it wasn’t something I was interested in seeing Ben and Gwen getting themselves into.
I remember doing a rewatch some years later mostly because it aired stupidly early when I was getting for work and I started to appreciate it a little more. Ben was still an insufferable little asshole though.
“My big fat alien wedding” is probably my favorite episode though. It’s alot of fun, okay? Until I do another rewatch and find another episode that fills me with fun fuzzy glee as that one did it’s at the top of my favorites.
ALSO WTF I SUDDENLY REMEMBERED THE EPISODE WHERE MAX WAS A FULL ON DOUCHE BAG BUT WHEN ISN’T HE ONE, TBH?
…Wait so how many alien GF’s did Max have because youtube keeps sending me B10 recs and I had honestly forgot about that one alien chick who turned up and Ben was super jealous and rude to her for whatever goddamned reason other than being a brat.

Ben 10 : Alien Force
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. So I honestly forgot what pulled me into watching this other than “Oh fucking finally teenagers fighting space crime and super villains.” It was honestly the kind of shit I really missed watching.
And I think overall it really did remind me of The Roswell Chronicles or whatever that show was called that I used to be all over because there was the same kind of vibe.
Darker storylines and interesting plot twist/reveals were definitely more my thing so I was more into this. Also Beastboy and Terra were back in my life…sort of? So it was nice having familiar voices back on my TV set.

And my gosh we got ALOT of stuff that I was totally into. (SPACE DRAGONS YOU GUYS. WE HAD AN EPISODE ABOUT COOL MAP MAKING DRAGONS IN SPACE AND I’M SO SALTY WE NEVER GOT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THEM IN LATER EPISODES.) Also we had the introduction of one of my best girls from B10 and I’m still kind of sad Julie and Ben later split up because out of all the girls Ben was with Julie was one of my faves. (Esther and Eunice are my other two and good lord.)

Ben 10: Ultimate Alien: Okay so it’s a continuation of Alien Force but with more alien forms I guess? Also I feel like I missed ALOT of UA somehow. Like we had some weird Cthululu BS going on with Vilgax which I barely remember other than Julie ended up joining some weird cult. Then didn’t Kevin go evil again at some point?

ALSO APPARENTLY THERE WAS AN EP ABOUT THAT FILM STAR IN A CREEPY RELATIONSHIP WITH A VILLAIN AND THERE WAS SOME KIND OF STOCKHELM SYNDROME BS GOING ON? I don’t think that episode aired over here in the UK though I never caught it if it did air. (Then again CN went through a phase of airing Ben 10 stuff whilst I was at work at this point so I think I missed out on alot.)


Ben 10 Omniverse: I can’t remember my initial thoughts on this show at first.. It was kind of a mess because I was confused as to why we had a teen Ben and a younger Ben in the same show and didn’t really want to try and understand what was going on. ALSO THERE’S A LEGO ALIEN WTF. Obviously later I learned that  most of the times we saw younger Ben were through flashbacks or weird crack happening BUUUUUT After all these years we got Ben 10 doing Teen Titans esque shit and it’s probably my favorite series out of all of them because of how light-hearted and fun it was and at the same time exciting and thrilling all at once! And my gosh, so many new characters to love too. (NGL Blukic and Driba cracked me up so so so much.)

Highlights included more well rounded female characters joining the cast. ROOK BLONKO IS A BLESSING AND IS THE BEST ALIEN CINNAMON ROLL EVER. Hey guys, Remember Secret Saturdays? No? WELL YOU FUCKING SHOULD CAUSE THERE WAS A CROSSOVER EPISODE THAT WAS GREAT. (Though Ben’s crush on Zack’s mom was weird.) TBF Omniverse had ALOT of weird episodes but it worked in the show’s setting and I honestly didn’t mind. (Though the one that makes me cringe the most was the frigging game show one and that one was written by Yuri Lowenthal himself so IDK. It might have been nice to see him write one or two other episdes to see if he had any other interesting ideas he wanted to inplement in the show but it never happened or at least I don’t think it did.

Ben 10 (2017 reboot): I can’t decide if I like this show or not because on one hand we get annoying 10 year old Ben again. But on the other there’s alot of humor I’ve sniggered at on the episodes I have managed to watch on TV.

Not sure why they needed to do the whole Ben/Gwen bodyswap episode again but eh.
(ALSO MORE DRAGONS. Okay just the one dragon but that was a fun episode.)

Ben 10/Generator Rex crossover
WE SHOULD HAVE HAD MORE.
I wanted Rex to come to Bellwood. I wanted Six drinking smoothies with Doc Holiday and more stuff. This was one of those crossovers that needed to happen and it did like aaagh it was SooOooOoooOOOo great. Also Gen Rex was a good show and even though I didn’t see much of it I can appreciate kickbutt plotlines and stuff when they happened. (I think if I remember rightly I was pretty miffed B10 was taken off air for a little while and Gen Rex replaced it. BUT LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOW.)

I think there’s some other canon I’ve missed off this list such as the live action movies and some of the longer animated specials/movies. Secret of the Omnitrix I’d quite like to sit through because we get more Azmuth backstory apparently and @cybra-sensei has opened my eyes to the awesomeness that is this grumpy little space frog.

Last night I had a dream that me and pocketmoony were making out in an elevator dressed as Sirius and Remus, and it was just heating up when the door went open and Daniel Radcliffe stood there. We just stared at each other in horror for a couple seconds before I cleared my throat and said “well, seems like Harry’s come to join in. So much like his dad.” and pocketmoony slapped my shoulder rofl

little mix dont get enough credit as artists they make such good music like they are real fucking musicians u know? like they produce and write and take risks and try different things and i LOVE THAT SO MUCH!! they make weird fucking sounds and add them to their tracks and thats so interesting!!!!!! like i wanna know how they come up with the structures of some of their songs like move like how did that song even happen??? move was a weird fucking song i admit but it worked????? i loved it??????? it was SO good???????? and its just the perfect example of how little mix refuse to follow the trends. and the fact that they made a song like move their LEAD single off their second album just speaks volumes about how much they believe in their music and how willing they are to take risks. like imagine if move had flopped it was their second album and everyone from the fans to the critics have high expectations from the second album especially if the first one was a success. little mix knew that and STILL decided that they were gonna release move as an introduction to their new era. there was nothing like move on pop radio just like there was nothing like wings on pop radio at the time it came out. little mix are changing the game right in front of our eyes. they may not be at the top of the success ladder right now but trust me little mix are not gonna go by unnoticed by the music industry and when they do hit their peak success point they arent gonna fade away. cause little mix are innovative as fuck theyre always coming up with new sounds and quirky beats and thats whats gonna keep them relevant. thats why music critics respect little mix. AND THATS WHY IM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW SINGLE CAUSE LEIGH SAID THAT IT WAS GONNA BE ORIGINAL AND FRESH AND DIFFERENT AND WHEN LITTLE MIX SAY THAT THEYRE GONNA TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND NEW AND STEP UP THEIR GAME THEY!!!!!! FUCKING!!!!!!!! MEAN!!!! IT!!! 

OH s nop

so-many-muses

vinny was sleeping in bed quietly with vincent, sleeping in a large Limited edition Falcon lover tee-shirt, thats when she suddenly woke up, her eyes shooting open as she quickly sat up, and uneasy burning feeling slowly came up her throat.

Vinny quickly slapped her hand over her mouth and quickly darted out of the bed and into the bathroom, knocking down some things as she sped into the bathroom, slamming the door close behind herself before she let out the burning fluids out of herself and into the toilet, once she did, she was panting, a bit of tears in her eyes, it hurt a lot, this never happened before…

her head hurt quite a lot and she wasn’t feeling good at all, she was wondering what was causing this..

oh…

oh shit

“First of all, did you know I was adopted?” I asked, looking at her face to see if she was about to lie.

“You know I can’t lie to you! Of course, I knew you were adopted. You don’t even look like us. I thought you would figure it out by now,” Eve laughed.

“I can’t believe you never told me!” I slapped her.

“Well, I didn’t want to hurt your feelings. Plus it’s really obvious that you’re not related to us because you have blond hair,” Eve said, looking at her hands.

“Oh well, whatever!” I said, laughing. I wasn’t going to let that ruin my day.

…well that was a rollercoaster from start to finish