or slap me out of it idek

Dating Jungkook would include

Originally posted by hohbi

Jeon Jungkook

- Texting all the time
- But not sweet texts
- More like that one things that’s like the “What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.” thing idk fr what it is but he would send you that
- And he’s not mad when he sends it
- You just asked what time he wants to go to the movies
- He’s actually a meme
- You could be in a group chat with the other boys and use your boyfriend’s face as a reaction to things they say
- And he’s so athletic w o w
- You’re dating the golden maknae, just a reminder
- Tbh he’ll never cheat on you because you’re the only girl he can even look in the eye
- He does really weird things
- All the time
- You look over and he’s making a weird face
- You turn around and he’s walking on his hands
- Who knows
- Your closet is full of white shirts because that’s all he wears
- You could wear one of his white shirts and he’d know exactly which one it is out of his 219 white shirts
- “YOU’RE WEARING NUMBER 46 DON’T GET ANYTHING ON IT, THAT ONE IS MY FAVORITE”
- “I THOUGHT 23 WAS YOUR FAVORITE? NEXT TO 114?”
- “THEY’RE ALL MY FAVORITES”
- You wear his flannels
- Matching couple shirts?
- More like matching Timberlands, lace up homie
- Random singing
- Also dealing with Jimin
- GETTING DOWN TO GDRAGON TOGETHER IT’S GONNA HAPPEN
- Honestly he’d probably pick you up the same way he picked up Jimin in that jail sene thing
- Minus the ass slapping
- But at the same time he might tbh idek
- But playfully
- He and every one of his fans can think that he acts tough all he wants
- But tbh he’s still slgihtly scared of doing something out of line
- His hyungs tease him because aw their maknae is dating someone
- What they don’t know is that your relationship is an all out w a r
- BUTT SLAPPING WARS
- YOU RUN UP BEHIND HIM AND JUST BAM
- HIM TURNING AROUND LIKE “FRICK U THAT WASN’T FAIR”
- “COME AT ME”
- Throwing a pillow at him
- “hAH TAKE THAT- o shit”
- Running from Jungkook after throwing said pillow
- Best friend couple tbh
- He goes from being really shy with you to being just so comfy and weird
- But certain things still catch him and he’s suddenly all blushy and shy
- Learning things together
- Shyly giving you flowers with that lil bunny smile
- But also
- Have u seen him move bc um
- W O W
- Golden maknae is good at everything
- E v e r y t h i n g
- if u catch my drift
- In general the relationship would just be so fun all the time
- It’d be a learning process that you get to do together and all of it is just so worth it

I want more fics where Stiles is unaffected by Derek’s hotness. Like, real people interact with attractive ppl every day without making a fool of themselves or drooling or doing stupid things. Instead of Stiles being dumb, unable to talk, or immediately falling in love with Derek, I want him to look at Derek, think “wow that guy’s hot,” and then immediately go “that dude is out of my league so moving on.” So, Stiles just treats Derek like he does everyone else.

Derek is really really into Stiles. So, he does everything he can to impress Stiles. He wears tight jeans, tank tops, works out with Scott and Danny in front of him, and takes off his shirt and walks around him front of him. Except…nothing works. Derek never has trouble getting people he wants. He knows he’s hot, and so he works that. Except it’s not working on Stiles.

And Derek is really really confused. Whenever he takes off his shirt or wears his best ass-hugging jeans, Stiles notices, sure. But so does Allison, who’s basically married to Scott, and Lydia, who Derek has overheard screwing Jackson too many times to count for the past couple years. Kira blushes, and Erica - well, Erica may be engaged to Boyd, but she never misses an opportunity to put her hands all over Derek’s sweaty abs and pecs. Danny always fucks him with his eyes, and Parrish stares a little too long, his cheeks a little too pink, and Derek thinks maybe he should hook up with Parrish again just to appease his bruised ego. Because Stiles looks, but then he stops looking because apparently it doesn’t impress him.

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“So Aaron knows?” Liv bit down on her lip and watched Robert nod quickly.
“It was four years ago. Nothing to do with me and Aaron.”
“But you cheated on Chrissie before Aaron even came along. With her sister.” Liv pulled a face, “Wow.”
Robert rolled his eyes, “Yeah yeah alright I get it, I’m not proud of myself.”
Liv titled her head, “Did you not love her or summat?”
Robert sighed, “Back then no. But then it got serious and -”
“You had the decency to stop sleeping with her sister.”
Robert’s eyes widened and then he softened as he looked over and saw that Liv was only teasing.
“I take it, it was a bit different when Aaron came along. Didn’t you marry her and still carry on with him?”
Robert was surprised about how much she knew, “Yeah, he - he was very different.”
Liv shrugged, “So you’ve always been a cheater then?”
Robert turned a corner and caught sight of Liv’s face, she was purposely smiling at him and waiting for him to answer her. “Before your brother, guilty as charged I’m afraid.”
Liv raised an eyebrow, “I like the use of the word ‘before’ in that sentence.”
Robert smiled then, “Always before, never during.” He thought back to all that he had said in that scrapyard, all those lies about their being other blokes. He was nothing but a pathetic liar then.
“I’m glad.” Liv admitted as she looked towards Robert, “So it’s true then, he changed Robert ‘the cheater’ Sugden.”
Robert felt his heart do something weird, something it did whenever Aaron was around. It almost skipped a beat. “I couldn’t ever cheat on him. He changed more than just that, he changed everything.”
Liv pulled a finger up and then playfully put it towards her mouth, making a wrenching sound as they pulled into the hospital car park. “I might need a bed next to Aaron if you carry on acting like a soppy love sick loser.” She was smiling as she spoke and Robert feigned his shock at her words.
“Come on then, I bet you’re dying to tell him that for once there was a fight where you didn’t get slapped.” Liv got out of the car, followed by Robert who suddenly pulled her towards him tightly.
“Oi my fiancé will be well proud of me thank you very much.” Robert beamed as Liv wriggled from his grip and smiled up at him, love there in her eyes he thought.

2

whatever happens out here one thing is certain: you will account for me

Last night I had a dream that me and pocketmoony were making out in an elevator dressed as Sirius and Remus, and it was just heating up when the door went open and Daniel Radcliffe stood there. We just stared at each other in horror for a couple seconds before I cleared my throat and said “well, seems like Harry’s come to join in. So much like his dad.” and pocketmoony slapped my shoulder rofl

little mix dont get enough credit as artists they make such good music like they are real fucking musicians u know? like they produce and write and take risks and try different things and i LOVE THAT SO MUCH!! they make weird fucking sounds and add them to their tracks and thats so interesting!!!!!! like i wanna know how they come up with the structures of some of their songs like move like how did that song even happen??? move was a weird fucking song i admit but it worked????? i loved it??????? it was SO good???????? and its just the perfect example of how little mix refuse to follow the trends. and the fact that they made a song like move their LEAD single off their second album just speaks volumes about how much they believe in their music and how willing they are to take risks. like imagine if move had flopped it was their second album and everyone from the fans to the critics have high expectations from the second album especially if the first one was a success. little mix knew that and STILL decided that they were gonna release move as an introduction to their new era. there was nothing like move on pop radio just like there was nothing like wings on pop radio at the time it came out. little mix are changing the game right in front of our eyes. they may not be at the top of the success ladder right now but trust me little mix are not gonna go by unnoticed by the music industry and when they do hit their peak success point they arent gonna fade away. cause little mix are innovative as fuck theyre always coming up with new sounds and quirky beats and thats whats gonna keep them relevant. thats why music critics respect little mix. AND THATS WHY IM SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW SINGLE CAUSE LEIGH SAID THAT IT WAS GONNA BE ORIGINAL AND FRESH AND DIFFERENT AND WHEN LITTLE MIX SAY THAT THEYRE GONNA TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND NEW AND STEP UP THEIR GAME THEY!!!!!! FUCKING!!!!!!!! MEAN!!!! IT!!! 

OH s nop

so-many-muses

vinny was sleeping in bed quietly with vincent, sleeping in a large Limited edition Falcon lover tee-shirt, thats when she suddenly woke up, her eyes shooting open as she quickly sat up, and uneasy burning feeling slowly came up her throat.

Vinny quickly slapped her hand over her mouth and quickly darted out of the bed and into the bathroom, knocking down some things as she sped into the bathroom, slamming the door close behind herself before she let out the burning fluids out of herself and into the toilet, once she did, she was panting, a bit of tears in her eyes, it hurt a lot, this never happened before…

her head hurt quite a lot and she wasn’t feeling good at all, she was wondering what was causing this..

oh…

oh shit

“First of all, did you know I was adopted?” I asked, looking at her face to see if she was about to lie.

“You know I can’t lie to you! Of course, I knew you were adopted. You don’t even look like us. I thought you would figure it out by now,” Eve laughed.

“I can’t believe you never told me!” I slapped her.

“Well, I didn’t want to hurt your feelings. Plus it’s really obvious that you’re not related to us because you have blond hair,” Eve said, looking at her hands.

“Oh well, whatever!” I said, laughing. I wasn’t going to let that ruin my day.

…well that was a rollercoaster from start to finish