They’re so smitten
I really don't get how people take showers in five minutes, like you gotta turn on the water and let it warm up. Then once you're in you have to shampoo and condition your hair. After that you have to open the chamber of secrets bc the basilisks get grumpy when they get left alone. Then you have to take him in a walk bc they need fresh air. And you have to sing them to sleep, so I just don't get how people take showers in five minutes.