Imagine you OTP getting into a fight and person A walks out of building. They don’t speak to or see each other for the rest of the day until A comes back with a boom box blasting Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up.”
Both members of you OTP are asexual. Person A comes home after a stressful day at work and person B can tell they’re upset. They invite A into the bedroom to “Make them feel better”. Person B gets Person A to lie on their side facing away from them. They draw shapes on person A’s back till they calm down.
Imagine your OTP used to be porn stars, and met each other while filming a movie together.
Now, some years later, their kid(s) ask them how they met. Person A wants to tell them the truth, and Person B will try to make up a credible lie about their first meeting, while trying to stop Person A from telling their kids the truth.
Happy Birthday Jimmy!! Can’t believe you are 3 already! These are photos from his daycare party yesterday. They put him in a hat, and damnit he looks adorable (extra adorable because he looks like he is sassing them for the transgression!)!! I baked peanut butter banana pupcakes which I ‘frosted’ with peanut butter, and goodie bags of peanut butter pumpkin dog cookies. The last photo is Fae and one of Jimmy’s BFFs Cooper looking just ridiculously happy!