or ship the mom and the zombie!

Honest Voltron Characterizations

@alluraofaltea posted something similar and while I don’t agree with some of her items, I did think it sounded like a fun idea, to see what people’s interpretations of the characters were. Special thanks to @fenfishtrap for pointing it out to me.

I’d love to see others do this too -

Keith - Hi, I’m the main character…I think. The show really can’t decide. I mean, I fit all the requirements, I’m the best pilot, my character design looks like it was pulled right from a Go Nagai manga, but I’m also a complete hothead, make the same mistakes over and over, and don’t learn from my experiences. One second I’m being told I should lead the team, the next I’m put out of focus for an entire season because my actor got a role that paid more. I would have a Freudian excuse for all this, except the only people who saw my moping about my mom were hardcore fans that watched an internet exclusive blog entry. Thanks to that everyone thinks my lack of character development means I’m flaming gay. Well, this season I’m going to try moping about not getting in the f*cking robot. Maybe at least that will lead to fans hooking me up with a hot redhead girl.

Also I’m half Galra which means either nothing or I have Hitler genes baked in.

Shiro - I’m the main character when the executives are done with the script editing. I’m also, depending on the fan describing me, either a shell shocked prisoner of war that just wants to sip a Corona on a beach and really should be out of the line of fire, Optimus Freaking Prime and the Chosen One, or a gay pedophile. My relationship with the Black Lion is about the same. Also I may or may not be a clone. I’m pretty sure that I’m supposed to be the Roy Fokker to Keith’s Hikaru/Rick Hunter, but I kinda suck at it on screen. Thankfully there’s fanfic because Shiro loves you baby. ❤️

My robot arm makes for a killer Winter Soldier cosplay at least.

Hunk - I’m the FOOD GUY. Get it? Because I’m fat which means I like to eat and literally have no other character traits. And yet out of everyone, I’m canonically the most successful with the ladies, so I have that going for me. Chicks love a guy that can cook. I’d mention my other skills and personality traits, but they’re kind of nonexistent, while my Japanese counterpart in GoLion was a judo master because over there, heavyset, stocky frames are common in sports like judo and sumo. Nope, I’m all about the food, and looking like an idiot. Usually because of food.

Pidge - Hi, I’m Katie, although everyone calls me Pidge, and it took four seasons to explain the nickname. Better late than never, right? Thanks to progressive writing, I’m now a girl, but everyone thinks I’m either trans or gay because I don’t have D cups. Yay being progressive. When the show bothers to focus on me, I’m actually pretty kickass, but the fandom still treats me like I’m made of porcelain. I may or may not have a crush on Lance (not that I’d ever admit it) but the fandom is also quick to label anyone who thinks so a pedophile. Even though he’s only two years older. Progressive! At least my brother thinks I’m cool.

Lance - Thank you, thank you. I am clearly the favorite character of the entire fandom even though most of said fandom portrays me, the confident ladies man and bundle of issues, as either a self loathing gay man or a male Disney Princess. The best way for the fandom to gay up something is to add me to it when I would rather find a hot girl to take with me on my lion. Then again, this is the same fandom that thought “hey man” was me flirting with Keith. More essays have been written about how I’m the real hero of the series and Keith’s alleged love for me than on the root causes of the US Civil War. I just want a girl to know the real me, you know?

I’m also canonically Cuban (not that it’s ever acknowledged in the show) which makes me one of a very few non-sterotypical Hispanics in animation alongside Miles Morales. And yet my fandom often portrays me as a MEXICAN stereotype instead. No, I won’t sing “Gasolina.” Shut up.

Allura - My original incarnation was the grandmother of shipping cartoon characters together, but because I’m the same age as Keith as Lance, as well as, let’s face it, my “character design change”, I am now a Strong Independent Black Woman That Don’t Need No Man, or a butch lesbian stereotype. This is despite two characters declaring me beautiful on screen. I may or may not have feelings for Keith but they’re about as consistent as who the lead character is. A lot of fans wish I just stayed in the castle ship even though I’ve gone on and on about wanting to honor my fathers legacy by being a pilot. People keep calling me “Space Mom” when I am terrible with kids. Again, probably because of my “character design change.” Without it, I’d probably be everyone’s waifu.

Lotor - The show can’t decide if I’m supposed to be Prince Zuko to Keith’s Aang or the Char Aznable to his Amuro Ray. Probably the former given the show’s complete hatred of all things mecha. I run things for about six episodes before being kicked out of the command room because it’s easier to write Zombie dad. The showrunners complete hatred of giant robots means I get to fly in a series of increasingly silly looking ships. Also I am NOT a rapist! Sincline was, and I am not Sincline! My old crush on Allura is gone, but let’s face it, it would never work out here. Also someone made a homemade body pillow of me, am I’m not sure if it’s flattering…or incredibly disturbing.

Zarkon - I make Cobra Commander look nuanced, and I am literally a zombie. I’m also the only one of these idiots smart enough to fight Voltron with a robot of my own, which you THINK would mean my dumbass son would make more of them.

Voltron - I’m supposed to be the latest incarnation of what Americans think of when they think of giant robots like how Mexico thinks of Mazinger Z and France thinks of Grendizer. Instead I’m a glorified cannon that is woefully out of place in this super cereal space opera. My five lion components apparently have minds of their own…maybe? Most fans (and the writers) forget I even exist even though the damn show is named after me! The show itself seems to have no idea how to use me, so I guess we’re all in the same boat. I’m pretty sure there’s more fanfic starring Shay than there are about me. Fans don’t even want me in a hypothetical video game, and Japan would rather bring back Combattler V for the next Super Robot Wars.

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The zombie au is getting alive! Damn it, Voltron and his interesting aus! One day you’re just shipping it all, another day you think about all the possibilities you have in an au with intelligent zombie-galras, like, Shiro’s arm having some zombie-galra powers because they experimented on him. And what about Keith carriyng a katana? being bitten and all the Galra!Keith theory?? Hunk doing cooking and mechanics for his kids to survive? Pidge being a badass and making friends with Rover, the zombie-galra hand? Coran and his flower shirt can’t believe this shitty au. Allura of course, is buff mom and she ROCKS. And what about Lance? I mean I love to imagine him carrying a basketball bat, AND two pistlos like, woah aren’t you sexy killer? 
AAAAAND what if they have an impressive car named Voltron? 
I need to go find some references, I suck at drawing cars…

Temper - Baron Corbin

Originally posted by totaldivasepisodes

The terrible two’s were terrible. Y|S|N, our son just turned two years old about a week ago and ever since, all he does is throw temper tantrums. 
“NO!” Y|S|N screamed, throwing his toy across the room. I sighed. With Baron being away on the road, it has been difficult. 
I walked over to Y|S|N, picking him up.
“Don’t throw things.” I spoke sternly, giving him a spanking. He started crying. I hate when I have to discipline him but that’s what I got to do to make him act better. 
“Daddy!” Y|S|N cried. “I want him too.” I told him, picking up his toys. Y|S|N wiped his eyes while sniffling. “Someone’s tired.” I said before picking him up. I carried him upstairs to try and put him down for a nap.

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I FINALLY FINISHED THE SEASON AND HERE IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY

- WILL & ELEVEN ARE HAPPY RIGHT NOW IM LIVING

- I was sweating for the whole season

- bob didn’t deserve that

- I hope billy dies

- LUCAS AND MAX ARE SO CUTE

- Dad Steve is such a blessing

- Steve deserves better

- Jonathan and Nancy ??? Idk if I like them even though I ship jancy???

- HOPPER IS ACTUALLY A DAD IM YELLING

- Will is gay okay

- I still don’t like mileven

- Mileven at snowball was cute but you know what was cuter LUCAS AND MAX!!

- Dustin is such a blessing

- Dustin and his moms relationship is hilarious and I hope for more of it in season 3

- MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER STOP CALLING MY SON “Zombie Boy”

- I wonder what happened to Troy lol

- mike loves will ok

- mike said the best thing that he ever done was asking will to be his friend

- WILL REMEMBERED MIKE

- will loves mike but that’s obvious

- I can’t believe it’s the end of emo Mike (hopefully)

- Ted is so useless

- Karen was ready to get down and dirty with Billy and I can’t believe I had to see it with my own eyes I was uncomfortable

- STEVE IS STILL KING FUCK WHAT BILLY SAYS

- chapter 7 was kind of boring

- I wish there was more tommy and carol I don’t like them that much but I missed them

- I CANT BELIEVE THERE ARE MORE KIDS LIKE EL/JANE

- I don’t like how that ended the fucking sky spider is still alive (I can’t spell its actual name)

- I’m going to be sad forever over bob

- will and mike are in love idc what the show or the rest of you have to say

- I’m shook

I LOVED IT IN THE END IT WAS AMAZING .

Alicia Clark/Elyza Lex fanfics





Alicia Clark is just trying to get back to her parents, but her brothers never have very good plans.
She is saved by a mysterious blonde with black paint on her face, and she can’t help but trust the girl already, but is she more than she lets on?


“Because, dumbass, the apocalypse just started a few days ago,” Nick sneers. Clarke has half a mind to comment about how his hair looks like it hasn’t been washed since before the nuclear bombs fell, but then she catches sight of herself in a car window and realizes that her hair is just as dank, and needs as much of a wash as his does.

Note to self: please shower.


Alicia Clark spots new people and new threats. Walkers aren’t the only threats here. When she risks her life for a blonde (why? She doesn’t know) and the blonde oddly seems familiar, like, in another universe. Alicia learns how to kill walkers from her and also survive. Will they find out why they are so familiar to each other? Will they survive?


“Come on get up, the camp is being overrun and I will not hesitate to leave you as bait.”
“Let’s go, we don’t have time to play the ‘who am I’ game.” 
“Where are we going?”
“Somewhere where there aren’t any AIs to snap our backs like twigs and eat us.”


Alicia goes out by herself and is attacked by a group of walkers. Things are looking grim until a certain blonde comes around.

Basically clexa but with more zombies


Alicia’s smile grew. She hold out her hand for the girl to take it.
“My name’s Alicia Clark, stranger. What’s yours?”
The girl smiled, secretly loving the way Alicia had pronounced the k in her last name.
She reached for Alicia’s arm, grabbing it to pull herself on her feet.
“Elyza. Elyza Lex.”

or the one where Lexa’s alive in another universe and Clarke’s soul followed her


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anonymous asked:

what are your big fic ideas, then? Your AUs are really unique in all of your fics.

Aww thank you :3 Well, my current ideas are (Also pretty much all of them are NessCas so be warned): 

(Also yall know how much I love my angst for be warned, there is angst down there)

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Headcanon.001: The Epilouge

I have many headcanons, but this is one that I hold closest to my heart.

Years after the Strawhat Crew has gotten old and passed on, one remains.  And that crew member, is Brook the Skeleton.

Brook will don his old, tattered black suit that Luffy first found him in, and set out on the back of his oldest friend, Laboon.  On his back he will ride around the oceans on, singing EPIC songs of the Strawhat’s adventures. spreading the tales of the pirate king for eons to come!

But not on large stages.  Not as the soul King.  He will sing to sleeping sailors on ships at sea the story of the Mugiwaras riding to the sky island.  He will play for disheartened pirates after a hard defeat, the story of Luffy battling against Sir Crocodile three times before he overcame!  He’ll play his musical stories to the children of the blue seas while they play, telling them of the enormous Zombie King Oars who was toppled by a simple little rubber man from a little village just like theirs.

The parents will ask the kids, "How did you learn that song about the pirate king luffy?“ and they’ll chuckle telling mom a skeleton on a whale sang it to them

Hey :) Could I please request the Zombie AU with BTS and Exo?
I’m pretty much a group person, even if I have to distance myself sometimes, since I’m pretty afraid of losing or hurting people. In groups I always take on a kind of ‘mom’-role, or a leader, if no one else does it. While normally clumsy and a little shy, I put on a confident front and fight back if necessary. However, I’d probably hesitate towards hurting others. I resolve issues by talking, rather then fighting. Luckily, I can adapt to though circumstances rather quickly, bit I get a little harsh during the initial scare. I am also rather quick to open up to people, maybe talking a little too much. I often get told I’m a bit TOO kind for my own good, but I just don’t think that being mean or rude can get you very far.
Thank you :)

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@lolsarahlol Hello! Here you go, I hope you like it! Happy Halloween! ^^


Where you were when it started:

Originally posted by gif-weenus

At the residential area. You had taken the bus from your friends place and you were on your way to home. Just as you got out of the bus you heard a weird growling sound coming towards you. 
When you first saw the zombie, you froze. Your brain just was not ready for that. And when you did realize there was a rotting human running right at you, the zombie was already too close. Before it got to you, someone yanked you back to the bus and pushed the door shut.


First person of your group that you meet:

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Thank gods and all possible deities Xiumin had fast reflexes. In a blink of an eye you were safely inside the bus with the snarling undead outside. It took a couple of seconds until the other passenger understood what was going on and started screaming for the driver to step on the gas pedal before they all would turn into lunch meat. And so he did. As the bus sped and headed downtown, you had some time to gather yourself and start planning what you’d do.
 

Other people in your group:

Originally posted by hohbi

J-Hope

Originally posted by jeonyween

Jimin

Originally posted by katherine8595

Kai


What is your hideout?

Originally posted by goldenfreestyle

The underground and occasionally the sewers. 
Soon after getting out of the bus you, Xiumin, who you had sort of befriended on the bus, and J-Hope, incredibly frightened passenger who teamed up with you two, realized that all the exits out of the city would be jammed shut after the word about the zombies got out. After a quick visit to the store, the three of you dropped down to the sewers and eventually made your way to the underground network. After spending months down there all of you knew your way around easily and had made your base at a control room. 


What is your weapon?

Originally posted by steals-dreams

A Crossbow. It took a while to find one but it’s the best option when you’re in closed space like underground where firing a gun could be dangerous. It is also quiet! 

Who saves you from zombies:

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Kai had made his way to the metro tunnels by himself. The only reason you, Xiumin and J-Hope were even able to meet him was because you ran into him when the three of you were examining a station in hopes of finding food. Apparently the zombies were also doing that, because they surrounded you all in no time. The luck was in your favor however, because Kai had just looted the gun store in the street above the station and was heading back underground just as you were attacked. After that you convinced him to join your group.


Who you grow really close to:

Originally posted by kookmint

Jimin was the last person to join your group. He happened to be an exchange student in your city so he didn’t really know where to go. He bumped to you four in an already abandoned metro station where he was hiding and joined your group. He was far away from home, all alone and terrified for his life. You were the one who he started trusting first. You were so open and kind, he felt safe in your presence. 

There you go honey!~^^

How I Stay Young At Heart

-Ate an entire box of mac-and-cheese and added extra slices of American Cheese

-Watched tv till 5am and didn’t even learn anything from it

-Wore the same underwear twice

-I’ve worn some very demonic-looking lipstick cuz I still want to look like a witch

-One of my rotating hairstyles is “throwing my hair up in the highest messy bun possible”

-I continue to get some mileage out of pj pants I’ve had since high school

-All-consuming crushes on celebrities

-Sparkle nailpolish

-Mismatching socks

-Horribly awkward whenever I make a phone call or meet an ‘adult’

-Still gossip with friends over pints of Ben and Jerry’s

-Still discuss how summer might be “the best ever”

-“Stayin’ up late, readin’ some YA fiction” is a rap song I think should exist

-The cheap, gaudy jewelry I wear knows no limits

-I might TRY not to shop at Forever21 as much, but I still find myself zombie-walking towards studs on pretty much anything

-Feel pretty invested in the life of certain high schoolers on television

-Bitin’ my nails, though only in the most utmost necessary moments

-Every time I see my mom I make one exasperated “maaaa I don’t wannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt to”

-Head still buried in my phone

-If I hear any song by Britney or old school boy bands I WILL SCREAM SING THEM

-Same goes for Disney

-Man, poop jokes still makes me laugh (EXCEPT when they are on TV duh)

-Yeah, I ship it.

-Dress-up even when nobody know that’s what you are doing (today, I am a 1920’s assassin)

-I still fantasize very heavily about being in other worlds, preferably with a bow and arrow

-I like covering my hands in cake batter and other viscous gooey things

-HERE I AM AGAIN, chugging juice straight out of the bottle

-Still learning to braid my hair

-Rum still makes me yak