or shaves...everything

Icing De La Styles // H.S.

It’s been a month since I’ve seen Harry and God I miss him so much. He calls every night after a show and we talk for hours on end but that’s not enough. I need physical contact and He knows this. My plane landed around two thirty, but Harry won’t able to personally come and pick me up seeing as how he had to be at the stadium at three for sound-check. He suspected I would be tired when I landed so he’d told me that I could sit this performance out and “rest up” for him until he got back, so I decided to use my time wisely.

I’ll have a surprise for him when he gets back.

I went out and got the necessary supplies: Sushi take out, an apron, candles, and a little something extra.

When I got back to the hotel, I’d cleaned his clothes off of the floor and took a nap until an hour before he was to be back. Groaning as my alarm went off, I got up stripping off my clothes as walked into the restroom to shower, making sure everything was shaved smooth just the way he likes.

When I got out I didn’t bother to dry off. Instead, I walked into the kitchen where I’d left the black lace french maid apron and tied it around my naked, wet body; setting the table and dimming the lights for mood.

About fifteen minutes later, a key card could be heard unlocking the door.

“Y/N? Where are you love?”

“Just here Harry.”

As I called out he followed my voice into the kitchen. The expression on his face changed from happy and excited, to happy, excited, and aroused as a sexy smirk graced his lips.

“Hello, sexy.” I walked up to him pressing a quick kiss on his lips; the lips that would be in between my thighs in about fifteen minutes, before walking back to the table lighting the candles.

Swaying my hips effortlessly, I could feel Harry’s eyes on my bare ass. He’s still standing in place and has yet to say a word letting me know I’m getting the effect that I wanted.

“How was the show, baby? Did it go well?”

Feet could be heard padding behind me and soon two large hands were on either side of my waist causing goose bumps to rise and my nipples to harden against the satin part of the apron that covered my breast, adding to my arousal. Harry’s hands ghosted up my side until they reached my neck, moving my damp hair out of the way in order to place a kiss on my shoulder.

I could feel my clit swell and ache at the contact. The simple touch mixed with Harry’s cologne and a hint of sweat from him running around on stage no doubt, made my need for him develop getting me wetter and wetter by the second.

“Down, baby,” I coo’d to him, “we still haven’t eaten dinner yet and you didn’t answer my question. You’ll be able to have dessert soon enough.

Harry chuckled letting out a deep breath and I swear the vibrations of his laugh went straight to my clit. He sat at the head of the table as I pulled out the chair for him.

"Fuck. Y/N, how am I supposed to get through dinner? I want you so fucking much. This is torture. You’re torturing me and I haven’t seen you in a month.”

I chuckled as he ran his hand through his hair eyeing me up and down, before I purposefully dropped a table napkin next to his chair. Bending over slowly and spreading my legs slightly, I gave him a view of my wet pussy as I picked up the cloth. I could hear Harry groan and suck in a sharp breath before I felt the sweetest, sharp sting on my ass from his palm making a connection.

I yelped before I stood turning around with a smirk on my face. His bottom lip was pulled in between his teeth whilst smiling and I could swear that the green of his eyes had been blown out as his pupils dilated. I placed the napkin on his lap and while unfolding it, I brushed my hand on his growing erection. Harry’s cock is huge and I know it had to be uncomfortable for him as it began to strain against his tight black skinny jeans.

“Mm Y/N, don’t tease me.” Harry’s voice rasped through his chest in a growl. I love how aggressive he gets when he’s hot and bothered. Horny for me and me only.

“Be a good boy and eat your sushi, Harry.”

“I’d rather eat something else.”

I grinned at him trying to hold back my desire myself as I sat in the chair next to him. I’m sure that when I stand the chair will be slick with my arousal. Getting a rise out of Harry was too easy, but it made it harder and harder for me not to knock everything off the table and let him fuck me right here, right now.

I crossed my legs seductively all the while trying to buy myself some relief as I sipped on the wine I bought to go along with dinner.

“You’re forcing me to eat right now, but you’re not going to join me?” Harry asked around a piece of sushi raising an eyebrow.

“No, I have to have room for dessert.” I grinned before finishing off my glass of wine and standing to take it to the sink.

“What are you going to have for dessert?” Harry asked as he stood to put his plate on the counter, his food unfinished.

“Icing De La Styles.”

Harry raised an eyebrow in confusion this time, but a smirk still played out on his lips as he cornered me against the counter.

“Are you ready for dessert?” I asked him seductively as I playfully tugged on his earlobe with my teeth.

Harry groaned in response, picking me up with his palms and fingers kneading the skin just beneath my ass. Our lips joined together quickly, hungrily moving in sync with each other as our tongues exploring the others mouths. I couldn’t keep the moan that escaped my lips inside. He tasted so good and the kiss began to make me dizzy with need.

I didn’t notice that Harry had walked us over to the table until my ass was on the top of it. He blew out the candles, leaving us only with the dim lighting of the room as he stripped off his shirt allowing me to eye his toned tattooed torso. His hands quickly untied the bow I’d made in the front of my apron as his lips left hot tender trails of kisses down my neck and to the top of my breast where he bit and sucked, marking me.

“Fuck, Harry.” I groaned as I felt his fingers enter my slick heat. I almost came right then.

“You like that Y/N? Hmm?”

“Yes! God YES!”

He continued to pump his middle and index finger inside me. His long fingers going in so deep that I could feel the coolness of the rings that clad them against me as he moved them in and out.

“Did you miss me Y/N? Did you miss me as much as I missed you?”

I groaned as my eyes rolled to the back of my head, causing Harry to chuckle before his mouth pressed against my clit. My legs shook as he began to lick and suck the ball of nerves. His strong right arm pressed me down against the table as his left continued to work my pussy.

“Harry! Harry I’m so close!” I could feel the pressure build in the pit of my stomach as my first climax of the night neared.

“Come on, Y/N. Cum for me love.”

With on final suck, I released on against Harry’s lips. He lapped up every drop leaving no mess behind, but I wasn’t done yet.

“You didn’t even finish your food Mr. Styles. Didn’t your mum teach you that dessert comes last?”

“Dessert just came all over my lips and I want seconds.” He spoke seductively before sucking the fingers that were only just inside of me.

I dropped to my knees in front of him unzipping his tight black skinny’s and pulling down his pants and boxers at the same time. Harry’s cock sprung free in front of me and I could already feel myself become wet again. I began to pump his shaft firmly but slowly before I licked the head of his dick just along the slit causing Harry to grab on to the back of the chair beside him and a hand full of my hair. I took what I could of him into my mouth sucking and gagging slightly as I forced him to the back of my throat.

“Fuck! Ugh, Just like that Y/N! Just like that, baby! Fuck yeah!”

The sound of Harry’s voice moaning my name made the ache between my legs unbearable. I reached my hand between my legs rubbing my clit to bring myself some relief, but it didn’t work. I need him. I need Harry’s dick so bad. I stopped sucking, not wanting him to come without being inside me first. Besides, I had one more surprise for him before he was allowed to get off.

I stood from my knees and as soon as I did, Harry was turning me around to face the table. His hand pressed firmly in the middle of my back signaling me to bend over. As I grabbed the tables edges, I looked over my shoulder at the beautiful man behind me. His hand at the base of his cock stroking it lightly as he positioned himself at my swollen labia. I could feel the head of his dick press against my entrance without pushing though causing me to moan out in frustration.

“Now who’s doing the teasing?”

I could hear Harry chuckle before it finally happened. As Harry’s penis began to stretch my sex, we both moaned out in complete and utter ecstasy. He moved slowly at first, pulling out to the tip and then burying himself deep within me once more, driving me wild on purpose.

“Harry, fuck me harder please?”

I whimpered as he continued gradually picking up his pace and slamming into me as I asked him to. I would be sore in the morning and I couldn’t wait.

“Ugh, Y/N! You’re little pussy is so tight around me babe! You feel so good!”

I moaned in response and could feel my climax building once more, this one more powerful than the last. It felt as if my blood was on fire and racing within me. My entire body tingled and my grip on the table tightened in a deadly manner right before my walls clenched and released around Harry’s cock.

“FUCK! HARRY!”

I collapse on the table in front of me, almost lifeless as my orgasm shuddered my entire being. But I had to regain my consciousness quickly, as I still had a surprise for my love.

Harry’s thrust began to come more sloppily and I knew that he was close and ready for my little something extra. I mustered up the little strength I had left, pushing against his sweaty chest to stop him.

“I want you to fuck my mouth. I want to taste you.”

Harry nodded and sat down in the chair next to him. As he sat, I grabbed my bag off of the counter quickly and dug out the surprise that wait inside. Harry eyed me skeptically stroking himself as I opened the condom wrapper sized box and dropped to my knees once more for him.

I removed his hand from his swollen, beautiful member before placing a kiss to his lips to distract him. As I got back down on my knees, I rolled the silicon cock ring onto Harry causing him to groan in pleasure before I began to suck again. He thrust upward into my mouth as I continued long languid pumps of his shaft and sucking the head of his dick.

Harry’s groans were like music to my ears. I looked up at him from my position on the floor, a sweat sheen on his skin and his lip sexily between his teeth as his head rest against the back of the chair in lazy enjoyment with his release drawing nearer. He was ready.

“Y/N I– FUCK! UGH!”

I removed the ring just in time for Harry’s ejaculate to coat my tongue in warm spurts and made sure not to miss a drop as I licked his shaft from tip to base. Harry’s pants and groans as his heart rate began to slow back to its normal level was all the confirmation that I needed to know that he enjoyed my little surprise.

“Oh my God.” Harry panted as I stood to sit on his lap, kissing his neck as his arms wrapped around me.

“Y/N, what was that?” He turned his head to face me in awe while still panting and smiling.

“My dessert, baby.” I grinned coyly, “That was Icing De la Styles.”

Chelsea, Shih Tzu (3 y/o), 19th & 7th Ave., New York, NY • “Her hair was getting knotted, so we went to the groomer and she said, ‘Let’s shave everything but the legs’, so now she looks like a Clydesdale horse.”

Connor Murphy Headcanons???

- In freshman year, he had hair that was really long (like mid-back) and Zoe called him a dirty hippie

- He wears it in a man bun sometimes

- He shaves EVERYTHING (because he can)

- He has like 13 fidget spinners, all different colors

- He uses a fidget cube in class

- He was like 5′6 in sophomore year and then he just gREW

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Here you go guys! The highly requested NSFW A-Z w/ Sirius Black! Hope you’ll all like it! 💞💞😘

(NSFW Content below that line!)
A-Z Nsfw Headcanons.

(With Ben Barnes as young Sirius Black)


A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) :
Will drape one arm around your waist, eyes closed a lazy smile on his face. He’ll tell you sweet things in a sleepy voice “You’re my girl, baby”. Will nuzzle his nose in your neck, maybe leave little kisses too. He’d be fully content.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) :
Your neck and collarbones. He loves kissing your neck - soft, light kisses when he’s happy, or passionate ones with a lit of biting and hickes, right where it connects with your shoulder. Sirius loves tracing his fingers over the skin of your neck and likes it when you have your hair up so he can look at it, the small smile you know so well creeping on his face.
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His favourite parts of his body are those sensitive ones like his neck behind his ear, the line on his back and his shoulderblades, he can’t get enough of it when you dig your nails in his back and arch your body to his; also the v-line down his lower stomach. Loves it so much when you kiss him there! 

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) :
Loves cumming in your mouth when you’re blowing him, or right after he pulled out of you. The little sexy smug smile on your face, when you dart your tongue out to lick your lips turns him on so much!

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) :
Those dirty little looks you exchange from across the hall or across the table while you’re having dinner with your House. Seductively taking a sip from  your glass and then licking the little drops from your lips, or running one finger over your neck gently, looking at him through your lashes, a sultry smirk playing on your lips. His eyes will be udressing you, digging in your flesh, wanting you so so much!

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Is experienced and knows what he’s doing. Usually is not the type to have sex with someone he’s not in a serious relationship with, or at least doesn’t have feelings for..Though he had a single “one night stand” and now he knows it’s just not for him. 

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) :
He likes seeing your face and kissing you all over. It gives him that sense of intimacy and closeness that he loves. Actually longs for deep connection and deep, intense emotions and sensations. So any position in which he can feel your body gliding on his, eyes and lips locked. That’s his ultimate favourite. (Though he likes switching positions and having ‘sexy’ fun too)

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) :
He likes messing around a lot. Will suggest some game like strip poker, or trying to get you turned on without kissing you on the lips, breasts and down stairs, so basically everywhere else. He’s pretty imaginative and likes having fun also, seeing your cheeky smile is the best reward!

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) :
He has that sexy line that’s going down from his belly button. Keeps everything clean, except for the triangle above his package.
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Wouldn’t mind if you have some hair downstair, but will appreciate it if you groom it too, or shave everything off. Either way it’s fine with him.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
No matter how you’ll have it, you can always feel the closeness, the warmth and the burning passion. It seems like in everything he does, he puts a lot of passion and heart.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) :
You’ll catch him jacking off one day and he’ll shamelessly ask you if you want to finish it off for him. ;) Has no shame and as soon as you two start to feel more comfortable with eachother, you’ll find that out!

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) :
Sex. In. Water. Shower sex. Bath tub sex. Skinny dipping at night and then some sexy action on the beach. Your wet hair, and those water drops sliding down your naked forms, no clothes involved, just you naked, all wet, swimming under a waterfall you found after a day of hiking, honestly what is that magic? So breathtaking. 

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Somewhere under the stars. With fire near you, some candles on the ground, tangled in blankets (riding him with just his leather jacket on, bcs *caugh* it gets cold. God damn!). Or in a small house in the heart of the forest, or on the beach, so later you can go out and take a nice, long walk together, or swim for a while, with no one around to watch, or to bother you - just the two of you, alone in this beautiful place.

Is actually so romantic (won’t admit it for shit), oh God.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Wrap your arms around his neck and whisper hin his ear some sweet, yet sexy stuff, lightly kiss his neck or bite his ear and pretend you’re not doing anything at all (totally innocent and just talking, aha). He won’t have a choice.
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Dude if someone even looks at you in the wrong way, and every way is considered wrong! What the hell, he is the only one allowed to flirt with you and check you out! Will either storm up to you, jaw clenched, and kiss you straight on the lips, making it very obvious that you’re not going to continue that lil’ talk with whoever this guy is.
Or will turn very ice cold for some time, annoyance building up in him, until he lets it all out. Will probably kiss you roughly and then leave for some hours to clear his head.
(In both cases will have to spend some time alone with his thoughts, otherwise you’ll just fight and he doesn’t want that.)

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) :
Once he considered threesomes fun and even had this fun plan with James, if one of them hits it off with a girl as openminded as them… “That’s the pasT James don’t even think about it. YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT IT, YOU DICK!”
Always brother from another mother, but go find yourself a girl of your own PoTTER.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) :
Will dirty talk to you when you’re giving him head! Some hisses, grunts, low throaty moans, also loves having his fingers tangled in your head, controlling your pace. “Come on baby” , “Look at me - Fuck you’re so pretty like that”.
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Will dirty talk to you when he’s eating you out too. Two fingers in you, he’ll move your face up and will ask you with a smirk “Oh, you’re loving that, aren’t you?” and then will smack your ass hard with his other hand.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Can go either way. If you’re into a wild, sexy mood he’ll have no problem fucking you like an animal against a wall, or he can push you down on a bed, crawl on top of you and go slow.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.):
Why the hell not. He’ll especially like it if you’re the one to suggest it. Will pull you in closet right before the Quidditch game. Won’t even bother taking your clothes off. Though don’t think you’re leaving without at least one hickey on your neck. You asked for it!

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) :
Sirius likes experimenting and is always down for trying out new stuff, positions, even your kinks. Though don’t think he won’t have that little smirk on his face when you tell him how you like it rough.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) :
It’s not really self control, because if he’s horny, the game’s on, but he can last for quite some time.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?):
Whatever you want he’d try, though he’s not into anything too extreme. Likes being rough with you if you’re both in the mood, and as long it’s fun and still casual in a way he’s down, but has some backthoughts in his head. He just doesn’t want to hurt you, so if you’re rally down for some kinky rough stuff, you might have to talk him into it, maybe come up with a safe word too, and take it a bit slow at first, so he can adjust to everything.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) :
Likes teasing when it comes in both ways. So if he’s gonna be a tease, he’d love it if you play hard to get and tease him right back! Though he’s not that patient, so he might just lose it and slam his lips on yours.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) :
Is vocal. Mostly talks to you in his sexy voice, sometimes calls you names which he knows will turn you on, and curses a lot + long or fast grunts, especially when he’s just about to cum.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) :
Sirius likes some kinky stuff, games, playfulness, having fun when you’re dressed all sexy and stuff like that, but the core of the word “sexy” for him is actually bonded with emotions. Intense, deep, hot, boiling emotions that make his heart pump blood, adrenaline, love and passion. It’s sexy for him when he has you underneath him, back arching, moaning in his mouth, the dim lights dancing on your glisteing skin, and it looks like you’re covered in gold. That’s the core of it, the soul and the heart and he needs to feel it everytime he’s with you. You’re his and he’s yours, and time, people, problems, everything else - simply irrelevant, when you’re together in this moment, body and soul.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) :
The lil’talk you guys had right after your first time togher. You still mock him about it. So he was all smug, and touchy-touchy with you, arms wrapped around your waist, he wanted to tease you a bit “You liked what you saw baby, didn’t ya” - “Oh yeah, it was’t bad. I’ve seen better but–” - “WHOSE DICK HAVE YOU SEEN I’LL CHOP IT OFF” .

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) :
There are two types of days which require two types of snuggles - 1) a nice cosy snuggle, involving you cuddled up in his arms, just talking about random stuff. Or 2) when his dick is snuggled in your cuddler.
A bit of both is what he needs! Though he’d never refuse either option.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) :
Hits the pillow pretty quickly. If you’re right next to him and he feels your warmth and presence, consider him dozed off. Though on some nights, especially if you’re somewhere outside he will stay up with you, so you can talk or have a walk, or whatever you feel like doing.

backwardswriter  asked:

What do you think about Victuuri beauty routines? Like before a competition they have to slick back Yuuri's hair at least and I'm guessing there's makeup too, but you can't convince me Victor doesn't have a daily beauty routine.

Okay, I thought about this, and you got me really excited so here we go. -cracks knuckles-

Note: I am that weird child who doesn’t use beauty products/routines and doesn’t understand them… if there are things that are wrong here please let me off…

Yuuri

General: Yuuri doesn’t really have a routine as such. Looking good isn’t really something he thinks about, so he sticks to the usual ‘routines’: washing his face with average soap, shampoos his hair every few days, he’ll let Minako drag him to get waxed or pluck his eyebrows if she nags him for long enough. 

Before competitions: He washes his face to try and calm himself down (since the nerves will probably start getting a hold of him once he starts getting ready), and will start with his costume. Depending on what costume he’s wearing, he might need to wax or shave the night before. Most of the time is spent getting his hair right before he takes his glasses off, but he has never really bothered with make-up since he can’t do it without his glasses on. Thankfully, he’s got good skin, and doesn’t need it that much. 

Victor oh boy here we go

General: Victor has his beauty routines timed down to the second, both morning and night. It involves a lot of products: moisturiser, cleansers, a lot of sun protection if he’s going outside (pale skin). He likes using beauty treatments at least every weekend: face masks and exfoliating after shaving, all that stuff. 

Before competitions: Victor is precise. The whole night before he has to shave, moisturise, cleanse, clean. Everything is perfect and it has to stay that way. Victor is pale as fuck, so naturally when he goes on the ice and on TV he needs a hell of a lot of make-up to keep him from looking dead under the lights. Foundation is a must, and he reapplies whenever he has to. His make-up and hair is done first (this used to take so long when he had longer hair), and then he gets into his costume at the last possible minute. 


Extra: Since Victor started coaching Yuuri, he’s been trying as hard as possible to get Yuuri to take on some beauty routines. He’s coaxed him into stuff like using proper face wash and moisturising, and Yuuri even lets him put foundation on when he’s going on TV. 

I Need More Part 2

A/N: It’s finally here! The second part to I Need More that everyone wanted! It got pretty long without smut, so no smut. Hope it lives up to the hype! Special thanks to @manawhaat and @littlegreenplasticsoldier for their always fabulous beta services. I wish I had time to let them look over this one more time.

Summary: Reader runs away for a while, then has to face her fears.

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warning: ANGST.

Word count: 4652 (Over twice as long as the first part, which just goes to prove that fixing shit is harder than screwing it up in the first place!)

Originally posted by life-of-a-plaidchester

For the fourth night in a row, you sat on the beach with a bottle in your hand and watched the sun set. It had taken you a couple of days to get here, but you were about as far away from Lebanon, Kansas as you could get and still be in the continental US. Maybe Maine would be further than Washington, but you’d turned left out of the motel parking lot, not right, so Washington is where you ended up. The weather had turned the day before, and it was chillier tonight, with a light misty rain making you feel even colder. The storm front was almost past, though, which was how you got to see the sun fall from behind the clouds before it sank into the ocean.

Six days. Six days since you’d given in to Dean Winchester’s charms and then woken up alone. Six days since you’d turned off the GPS and sound on your phone so no one could track you and you wouldn’t have to listen to the beeps and trills when they called or messaged. Five days since you’d considered turning it off completely, but knew that would send a message all its own and just prompt whoever was calling to really look for you. Four days since you’d found the rundown motel a block from the beach and plunked down enough cash to quiet the manager about the credit card that didn’t match the name you gave him. Three days since you’d slept for twelve hours, only to wake up from a dream that Dean was knocking on your door. Three days since you told housekeeping to fuck off and not knock on your door again. The days since then had settled into a nice routine: Wake up, shower, get dressed, try to eat, buy a newspaper you wouldn’t really read (unless you counted Marmaduke and Garfield), buy booze, try to eat some more, then settle on the beach to watch the sun go down and drink the bottle dry.

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You’re mine, Omega

(Chapter One) Jensen x Reader

Characters: Jensen, Jared, Reader, mentions of danneel

Warnings: none, just some angst

Word Count: 2093

A/n: so excited for this series! Hope you guys like it! Tags will be under the chapter

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“Em! Hurry up, it’s about to start!” You sat on your couch with a bowl of popcorn laying on your lap. It was the season finale and you were extremely excited. As you were about to call for your roommate again , she appeared and jumped on the couch beside you. Smiling widely, you directed your attention back to the screen as the first lyrics started to play. 

 Carry on my wayward son, There’ll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest, Don’t you cry no more.

 The moment you saw those green, emerald eyes, your heart swelled and you couldn’t help the soft blush that crept onto your cheeks. From the moment you laid eyes on Jensen, you felt a deep connection and you never really knew why. Then again, you were a 23 year old omega with no alpha, any man attracted you at this point, even though, he wasn’t just any man. He was like a god with that chiseled jaw and that gorgeous smile of his, but it was his eyes that always drew you in. They were beautiful and mysterious. They were fierce and soft. They always allured you. His eyes gave you so much comfort and peace and they also made you more horny than you physically can handle. You always had that one fantasy of him being your alpha. You tried not to think of it often since it always sent you into a big horny mess that would take you almost an entire week to just calm down. But thinking of him being your alpha, it made you go crazy.

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|A Theory part 5|

GROUP: GOT7

GENRE: Angst, Smut, Pure unadulterated nonsense

LENGTH: 4.2K

A/N: I am so so so sorry for how long this took for me to get out. I really hope you guys like it. Now, I since already gifted the Jackson stans, I believe the eldest hyung and the leader deserve some love too, yes?

Originally posted by got7official

Originally posted by msmichellec

GIFS ARE NOT MINE


“Dress sexy” .

Jackson’s husky words echoed in my mind as I washed my body, making sure to shave, exfoliate and almost everything else in the book I could think of. I touched my skin making sure it was silky smooth to the touch before turning off the water and stepping out. The steam enveloped the room, making it a foggy maze to the door. I grabbed the dark colored towel off of the rack, wrapping the fluffy thick cotton around my body before I left the humid room, relishing in the cold air hitting my wet skin when I opened the door and stepped out into my room. In my immediate line of sight, I could see a broad back and shoulders going through my closet, carefully inspecting each article of clothing before pushing it aside and moving onto the next.

“I like the red” I heard his low, smooth voice speak as he inspected a dress I wore once to some high end fashion party Bambam dragged me to.

“It suits you” he mused.

That deep, melodic and smooth voice belonged to only one person. But how and when did he get in my room? How long was I in the shower for? It couldn’t have been that long, could it? My mind was swirling with the bombardment of questions assaulting my conscious, the most prominent one being what the hell was going on.

“Jaebum?” At the call of his name he took his attention away from the dress and turned to me.

I could fully see how he was dressed now, a simple white button up, buttoned up to his elbows with black slacks on. It was simple, but with his accessories of the silver earrings and simple chain, adorning his neck, he made it gorgeous. Giving me a once over, his lips spread into a gorgeous breathtaking smile. He kept his hand on the smooth, silky fabric of the dress as he addressed me.

“Evening baby girl” he said in a smooth, polite voice.

The initial shock of Im Jaebum in my room, while I was naked no less, was staggering and highly difficult to get over to say the absolute least. He raised an eyebrow at my silence and I could see the smug glint in his eye. He was breath taking, it was almost impossible for me to take my eyes off of him. His dark hair was styled back and away from his forehead, giving me a view of his gorgeous features. He watched me as I watched him, silently egging me on to do something as I continued my ogling unabashedly. That was before my mind took me back to the reality of the situation; Until I was reminded of the questions that needed to be answered.

“What did Jimin tell you?” Finding my voice was difficult but to produce it was even worse.

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anonymous asked:

is it true that you catch feelings from having sex? also, what can I do to prepare for my "first time"? thank you!! xoxo

yes you can, sex is easy to catch feelings from, however if you compartmentalise those feelings you’ll be fine. I get by the tone of your message that you don’t want to catch feelings so I’m going to lay down some tips x

not catching feelings tips:

Go into it believing you won’t catch feelings, get this going in your mind as a rule and it’ll be easier.  

Don’t spend too much time together, it’s easier to catch feelings if you’re always together. Try keep texting and calls to a minimum and don’t spend days together.

Don’t cuddle! that shit is potent and you will definitely catch feelings. You start to imagine your 1st date then your engagement, your marriage first house and they your kids in the space of 2 minutes. SO DO NOT CUDDLE!!!!

now tips for your first time!!! 

be relaxed! virginity is a social construct made to devalue women!! so it doesn’t really exist but it’s ok i understand being nervous, it’s scary to be that intimate with someone.

Take a hot bath or shower before hand so your muscles are nice and relaxed, that way you’re less tense and everything is a lot more comfortable. 

Moisturise your entire body beforehand, everything will feel nicer. I don’t want to put pressure on anyone to shave but i personally prefer to atlas have my legs shaved so everything feels soft and smooth.

Make sure you use lube, that should be obvious but tbh if you don’t use lube especially for your first time it will probably hurt.

warm up before hand. Partake in some foreplay and don’t just stuff it straight in.

for your first time don’t have really hardcore, rough sex. It will not be pleasurable and it will hurt, just take a chill pill and take it slow.

I hope this helps, good luck, have fun x

lots of love, Mary xoxo

sea-freckles  asked:

Klance (earth au) walking/doing something outside and it suddenly starts storming?

“It’s going to rain,” Keith murmurs, squinting up at the sky. He can hear thunder quietly rumbling in the near distance, and the grey clouds floating ominously above almost seem like they’re taunting them - like an unspoken promise of what is still to come. “It’s going to rain, and we’re definitely going to be late.”

“It’s not going to rain,” Lance says, and Keith doesn’t need to see his face to know he’s rolling his eyes. He turns and looks anyway, catching the way Lance taps at his nose before continuing on. “I’ve got a sixth sense about these kinds of things, you know?”

Keith snorts because how many times has he heard that over the last few years? Lance’s apparent sixth sense covers everything from ‘I just know this restaurant is going to serve great food’ (it doesn’t) to ‘I can find my way without a map!’ (he can’t).

“Either way,” Keith says, taking a step to the side so his shoulder brushes against Lance. “We’re still going to be late.”

“Eh,” Lance shrugs, turning his head to shoot Keith a wry grin - the kind of grin that has Keith feeling warm no matter how many times he’s found himself on the receiving end of it over the last few years. “But what can you do?”

You can explain to Allura why we’re so late,” Keith says. “And don’t forget to let her know that I was very much in favour of taking a cab, but you saw the sunset and wanted to be romantic and walk through the par—”

Keith,” Lance whines, crowding into Keith’s personal space so their shoulders bump. “We’re supposed to be a team. You know, you have my back, I have yours?”

Keith raises a brow. “Where was all this teamwork talk last week when Shiro wanted to know who drowned his plants when we were supposed to be housesitting while he was away?”

Well,” Lance clears his throat and pointedly looks away, tips of his ears reddening noticeably. “He is your brother, so—”

“So you hung me out to dry?”

“You killed like, at least seven of them,” Lance points out - and Keith can’t argue with him there. “And who even needs that many plants? Really, we were doing him a favour.”

“He didn’t see it that way.”

“Yeah, well, he’ll get—” Lance pauses, coming to an abrupt halt suddenly. “Oh.”

Keith watches, unable to decide on being amused or annoyed, as a fat droplet of water lands on the tip of Lance’s nose. Followed by another, and another, and another, and—

Don’t say it,” Lance growls, reaching for Keith’s hand as thunder booms and the heavens open, soaking them in seconds. “Don’t say it.”

“Say what?” Keith says innocently, lips curling upwards into a grin as he allows Lance to drag him underneath a canopy of trees.

“You know what,” Lance says. His hair is sticking to his forehead (Keith’s knows his own probably is faring much better) and his shirt has turned about three shades darker thanks to the rain.

“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” Keith hums, scooting closer to Lance until they’re pressed up against each other. 

Their clothes are damp and uncomfortable and by all rights, Keith should be shivering right now. But, with Lance standing beside him, mouth twisted into a petulant sort of pout, looking far too adorable considering he closely resembles a wet dog, Keith feels that familiar feeling of warmth coursing through his veins again.

He hums before he leans in, pressing his lips against Lance’s, enjoying the way Lance reacts almost immediately, damp arms wrapping themselves around Keith’s waist to pull him in closer.

“Lance?” Keith murmurs, pulling apart only fractionally. From this distance, it’s easy for Keith to commit every minute detail on Lance’s face - every mole, every shaving scar, everything - to memory.

“Hm?” Lance hums, eyes hooded, arms still wrapped loosely around Keith’s mid-section.

Keith presses a chaste kiss against his lips before pulling away again, lips twitching upwards into a devilish grin. “I told you so.”

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A: (Aftercare - what they’re like after sex)

He’s a total cuddlebug. After he’s got a chance to come down from the high a bit, he’ll (gently, of course), pull out then go get a washcloth to wipe you off then make sure you’re okay (he’ll do so by asking repeatedly if you’re alright.) He’ll also wrap his arms around you and pull you close so you can rest your head on his chest. Some nights, though, he’ll probably fall asleep right after.

B: (Body Part - their favorite part and their favorite part on their partner’s body)

He actually loves his entire body. Man doesn’t spend 5 days a week in the gym for nothing. His favorite part on you is your legs. You might hate them but he loves them, especially when they’re wrapped around his waist in bed.

C: (Cum)

He loves seeing his cum on you, especially on your tits and stomach. He also loves to cum inside you (only if you let him - the rest of the time, he’ll wear a condom (safety first, kiddos!)) He really, really likes seeing your cum on his fingers and if he gets you really excited, it gets in his beard - that drives him crazy in the best way.

D: (Dirty Little Secret)

He would never admit this out loud and if you tell anyone, he’ll be pissed, but he would totally be down for a three way between you, him, and Finn. Hell, he’d probably get off watching Finn fuck you.

E: (Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

This wild Tongan is definitely experienced. Remember when he first got to Japan and was pretty much partying all night, every night? He wasn’t just drinking and having a good time with Karl and the Good Brothers of the Club, if you know what I mean. 

F: (Favorite Position)

He looooveeesss doggy style. Mostly so he can smack your ass and pull your hair while he’s fucking you from behind. He also loves you on top so he can grip your waist as you ride him.

G: (Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc))

He’s kinda silly at times - I mean, have you seen his comedy matches? He’ll have your sides splitting with laughter at times. Other times, he’s rough and dominant but he’ll always make sure you get off first.

H: (Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.))

His hair may be a bit wild and fluffy when it’s dry (hey, curly hair is a bitch at times - I speak from experience) and he keeps his beard trimmed. He also shaves everything else.

I:  Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

There are some nights when all he wants to do is “take it slow just as fast as he can” (thank you, Sam Hunt for that lyric) and he’s very romantic and intimate with you. Other nights, he’s ready to rumble and that means being a little rough and dominant with you, so don’t wear anything you’re gonna have to replace later.

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He’s the type that will jack off if he absolutely has to (meaning if you’re not around or can’t answer the phone when he’s in Japan), but most of the time he’s fine if he doesn’t do it.

K:  Kink (One or more of their kinks)

As mentioned earlier, he would be down for a three way but won’t act on it. But he does love seeing you tied to his bed with a blindfold on. Definitely is into spanking, especially if you decide to be a brat in bed. If you tell him yes, he’ll also choke you a little - not enough to make it unbearable, but enough to make it good. He’s also the type that will edge you while in public; just enough so that you’re raring to go as soon you get some alone time.

L:  Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Heh heh. He loves fucking you in his bed but his favorite place to do it is in the living room - the danger of someone walking in at any moment is enough to turn him on. He, and don’t tell his brother this, actually fucked you in his brother’s bed once and he giggles like a maniac sometimes when he thinks about it.

M:  Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You, basically. He loves seeing you in anything, everything and nothing. When you’re at the gym and you’ve got those black yoga pants on, when you’ve got a little red dress on for a night out, that yellow polka dot bikini at the beach, just his tshirt (that’s his absolute favorite thing to see you in, especially when you’re wearing absolutely nothing underneath), and of course, when you’re naked in his bed.

N: NO  (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He’s not going to be overly rough with you and certainly won’t degrade you in any manner - his mother (and pretty much his entire family) would kill him; so he won’t leave any bruises and stuff on you - quite a few hickeys though if the mood strikes.

O:  Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He loves receiving, but he really, really, really likes giving. It’s like his third favorite thing to do to you in bed. He’s super skilled at it, as well - all that time in Japan has certainly taught him a few things.

P:  Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Both. He’s into the slow and sensual route some nights, and definitely up for a rough and tumble session.

Q:  Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He is down for a quickie or two. There was that one time in the locker room in Japan when he was supposed to be painting his face - his brother couldn’t look either of you in the eye for like three weeks after that.

R:  Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Again, the quickie in his locker room that one time. Most of the time, if he’s feeling particularly devious (he’s not named the Bad Boy for nothing, after all), he’ll get you going in public and then when you two are alone, all bets are off.

S:  Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Boy, oh boy, does Tama have stamina. He can definitely go quite a few rounds and during his cool down periods, his time is spent with either his head between your legs or his fingers between them while he’s making out with you.

T:  Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own any for himself but he does have quite a few for when you come over. He likes using them on you, particularly a nice little vibrator when you’re tied up in his bed. Most of the time, he prefers using his hands and mouth on you.

U:  Unfair (how much they like to tease)

This motherfucker is a total fucking tease at times. When you two are on a date, he can’t help himself. He’ll slip his hand under your dress and tease you til you’re wet. When you’re just hanging out with his friends, he loves having you sit on his lap so he can grind against your ass a bit. When you’re in bed, he’ll tease you relentlessly til you’re begging for it.

V:  Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s got a dirty mouth and when he’s getting close to climaxing, he’ll for sure let out a string of “fuck’s.” Most of the time, though, he’s talking dirty and telling you how beautiful you are. On the slow nights, he’ll ask if you’re alright a lot.

W:  Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He loves waking up next to you in the mornings. The feel of you in his arms makes him feel a little tingly inside. He also adores taking you out dancing or watching you do anything - he’s a total sucker for you.

X:  X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

If those tight pants or those Sleefs he wore last year for G1 don’t tell you anything, idk then, bub. He’s a pretty good size - not too big and not too small, definitely not average though.

Y:  Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Boy got a sex drive like no other. When he gets home from Japan, he is allllll over you for days at a time. He’s got a decent cool down period, but once that time is up, he’s ready to go.

Z:  ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He tries to wait until you fall asleep before doing so himself, but if he’s just home from Japan, he’ll probably pass out right after. Same if he’s in the rough and tumble mode.

The Labyrinth Chapter 13

Genre: Gang AU/ High School AU
Pairing: Reader/Jimin
Length: 1.9k
Summary: Finding an injured boy collapsing in front of your house, you decide to help him, only to find out he’s associated with some underground business. After that fateful night, you surprisingly find him in the new class you had just transferred into.
A/N: I’M SORRY THIS TOOK ME SO LONG TO UPDATE D: BUT ALAS, HERE IT IS!!!

Chapter 1  Chapter 2  Chapter 3  Chapter 4  Chapter 5  Chapter 6  Chapter 7  Chapter 8  Chapter 9  Chapter 10  Chapter 11  Chapter 12 || Jin Trailer || Chapter 13 Chapter 14

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psa!!!

all south asian girls are so pretty like….. our skin can be dark like freshly baked, delicious brownies or melted, gooey dark chocolate. or it can look paler, like a cream colored cashmere sweater, or like a piping hot vanilla latte. our eyes can be dark brown, like the night, and brighten up like the moon when the sunlight hits them. or our eyes can be hazel, a beautiful combination itself. we can be skinny, or we can be fat. we can be thick n hairy. or, we can shave everything. it doesn’t matter because south asian girls are all so beautiful, and we don’t need white skin or white features to be beautiful.