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Being Natasha Romanoff’s Adopted Daughter Would Include...

Characters: Natasha Romanoff X Daughter!Reader

Universe:Marvel, Avengers

Warnings: None

Originally posted by veronicalocge

-          She kept you away from her work for a long time.

-          You only figured out she was Black Widow when you answered the door to Captain America.

-          “Mom who did you kill?” “No one, why?” “Captain America’s at the door.” “Nat since when did you have a kid?” “Shut it Freedom.” “Y/N, be nice.”

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Unprofessional - Moriarty x reader

Originally posted by sherlockjw

AN: This is my first time writing Jim smut so be kind. I’m not sure I like it and I might change it but for now enjoy!

Summary: You’re the copper who is in charge of Moriarty and after he’s announced as innocent and let free he pays you a little visit

Word count: 1,480

Warnings: Some strong language, unprotected sex (wrap it up kids), teasing, it’s pretty tame because it’s my first time writing smut with this character

You thought they were joking when they assigned you to Jim Moriarty. The man who tried to steal the crown jewels, broke into the bank of England and turned off the security at Pentonville prison all by himself. 

You were normally given the small criminals, the one’s that anyone could deal with, not the world’s bloody biggest criminal mastermind! 

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Dont want to control your brat? I'll have your car towed

So I went to the doctor today for a check up physical. Well a woman parks in a spot near the door that says “No parking anytime. Car will be towed at owner’s expense” or something along those lines. Well she rushed in with 2 kids so I gave her the benefit of the doubt that maybe something major happened. Well I head inside and find them in the waiting room and nothing seems wrong. I sit there and soon regret forgetting my earbuds because her 2 brats were making so much noise and she wouldnt tell them to stop. Other people looked annoyed too and someone spoke up “please control your children” which she replied “they are children they make noise!”.

Well after a dreadful 30 minutes or so the noise did not stop. A staff even asked her politely to quiet the kids so she said a half assed “use your indoor voices” and of course that didnt do shit. So I knew what I had to do. I went over to the receptionist (or whatever you call the people at those booths to sign in) and told her, quite audibly too, that there was a car parked out there illegally. And I know the woman heard me because she was giving me death glares but I pretended not to notice. I was soon called into my appointment. Afterwards I come out to the waiting room to see the woman’s red faced and tears, kids still be obnoxious brats. I wonder what happened so when I go outside, sure enough the car is gone

TLDR; Woman illegally parks and disturbs everyone with her obnoxious kids, I get her car towed

chapelseed  asked:

One of the teachers calls for "Midoriya Eri" and everyone is confused (except Bakugou, who's pissed) and/or calls Ochako "Missus Midoriya" to the two's embarrassment. Hilarity ensues.

(going only with the second one for now, saving the first one for a later date)

“And that’s that for the after school announcements!” The ever loud voice of Present Mic rang out from the speakers around UA, all the hero course students of class 1-A only half listening while lounging around in the common room of the dorm building, “We’ll be back tomorrow for the morning wake up call! SO FOR NOW! CIAO!”

The students were about to get dinner started when again, Mic’s voice came again, though this time significantly more subdued, “Alright! Time for the regular betting check!”

Tenya looked at the speaker with great confusion, “Betting?…is…IS MIC-SENSEI INVOLVED WITH GAMBLING!?”

“Calm would ya four eyes!?” Katsuki yelled out, “He’s still talking!”

“Okay let’s see, yo! Eraser! You still betting on the Yao-Todo pair!?”

“Yeah,” Came the tired voice of Aizawa, lazily crawling out of the speaker, “No more then two years after graduation.”

Ochako raised an eyebrow, “Yao-Todo…oh my gosh!” She looked in the direction of Momo, who looked incredibly lost, “Yaoyorozu-san! I think their talking about you and Todoroki-san!”

“But why?” Mina chimed in, equally confused, “And what are they betting on you two doing…no more then two years after graduation any way?”

Before Momo could hazard a guess, Mic’s laughter rang out through the speaker, “Psh, those two? Couple of awkward rich kids! You’ll be lucky if they get together ten years after! But suit yourself!”  

A sudden silence enveloped the class, their faces slowly growing red, their teacher’s words shocking them into silence that was broken when Tsuyu spoke up, “Did-did he just say-?”

“Yo! Nemuri!” Mic yelled out again, interrupting Tsuyu, “You still crazy or are you ready to make a sensible bet?”

“What are you talking about Hizashi!?” Was the incredulous response of the sultry heroine Midnight, who let out a haughty laugh right after, “My gamble is perfectly sensible! That Kirishima kid is all over Bakugou. Mark my words, those two will be caught making out in a closet before second year!”

Kirishima and Bakugou, who were sitting next to each other on the couch, turned red as tomatoes and scooted as far away from the other as possible.

“Either that or Kirishima ends up with Tetsutetsu,” Kirishima started to gag on thin air, “Their performance in the sports festival is still giving me goosebumps.~”

(Somewhere else in the school, the sound of something heavy and metallic hitting the floor could be heard, but that is irrelevant to this story.)

“I’m still betting on him getting together with Ashido,” Was the calm addition of Cementoss, “They were in middle school together…plus, I heard them call each other horn buddies.”

Mina and Eijirou looked at each other for a second before quickly looking away, “W-what the hell is this!?” Kirishima spluttered, his skin color indistinguishable from his hair, “They can’t be serious!”

They heard Midnight clicking her tongue before giggling through the speaker, “Old fashioned aren’t you Ishiyama-kun? It’s so like you to go for the “sure bet” isn’t it?” She laughed loudly, “At least you go for something a little out of the way, Toshinori-san’s bet is so certain it might just count as cheating!”  

Izuku shook himself out of his stupor when he heard All Might’s surname, surly the symbol of peace wouldn’t participate in this utter-

“I am not cheating at all Kayama-san,” Came All might’s lightly rasping voice, destroying a small part of the pedestal Deku had for the man, “I simply know true love when I see it.”

Mic snorted, “True love? All Might-san, I know we’re all betting on end game pair ups here, but that’s going a bit far don’t you think? Their only on the first year!”

“I know it when I see it,” Toshinori insisted, causing all the students to hone in on the speaker, the conviction in his voice expertly demanding their attention even though he didn’t know they were listening, “And I tell you, the way Uraraka-san looks at Midoriya speaks for it self.”

The above mention two snapped to attention and swerved their heads to look at each other in utter shock. Ochako looked like she was a second from ascending to the stratosphere and stay there forever.

“And Midoriya certainly has more then admiration for Uraraka-san, they he speaks about her is very telling.”

Izuku looked like he was contemplating which window would be the best to jump out of.

“Mark my words Kayama-san, it won’t be long after graduation before Uraraka-san calls herself Missus Midoriya.”

The entire class had their attention focused squarely on the two, the both of them very pointedly not looking at each other while glowing red, Mina in particular was practically bouncing on her feet, but before she or anyone else could act on this information, the speakers came to life again.

“Hmph, if you say so,” Was Aizawa’s tired retort, “Now let’s get the money in-” He suddenly stopped, and when he spoke again his voice was very careful, “Mic, why is there a blinking red light?”

No response.

“Mic. Mic is that thing on-?”

“Fooled you guys!” Came the sudden exclamation from Present Mic, panic oozing out of his voice, “Got you kids going didn’t we!? A betting pool!? About you guys getting together!? Crazy! Completely crazy! Which is why none of you are ever going to tell your parents about it! Okay!? Okay!”

After that the sound of the audio system shutting down filled the halls of the school, leaving the class A common room perfectly silent, all the kids red faced and looking anywhere but each other, especially the ones who’s names were called out.

After a minute Mina cleared her throat and went to stand next to Ochako, a cheeky grin lighting up her blushing face, “So, Missus Midoriya hu-”

Horn buddies huh?”

Ochako was starring Mina right in the eye, daring her to say anything, promises of horrible retribution evident on every feature.

Mina opened and closed her mouth for a moment, before crossing her arms in defeat, “Touche.”

(Principle Nedzu had a very long talk with teaching staff the next day, both about the importance of making sure certain devices were turned off…and the fact that they left him out of the pool.

He wagers Kaminari and Jirou end up dating by second year.)    

Thoughts I Had During the Sallie House (Rewatch)

  • Ryan looks great in grey
  • “Hey whaddup I’m takin a selfie with some demons yooooo” takin a Satan selfie, if u will
  • Ryan’s “disappointed in you” face is really heckin cute
  • “All they need is some WD40” same, my bedroom door creaks like that when i go out to the kitchen for snacks at 3am
  • What the heck is that ugly ass wallpaper border
  • “I just like to see ya squirm!” The amount of joy in Shane’s voice is ridiculous smh demon boi:/
  • Agnes Truuuuuuuuuu
  • Shane looks so excited to hang out with his demon friends
  • *dramatic flashbacks to Father Thomas in black and white*
  • The people outlines that they use to represent the family look HORRIFYING when brightened
  • Me tryna understand why Ryan seems to think pentagrams (even when upright) are inherently evil even though their original intent is to protect from evil spirits: ????
  • That lamp looks weird
  • Spoopy blue light
  • The teddy bears in the kids room were the OG Red Circle, they’re just keepin an eye on things it’s g
  • Shanes hair gets crazier every time we see him
  • The child’s eyes are unnerving
  • “Swell” Shane is such a grandpa??
  • I love the “whoosh” sound effect that goes w the light turning on, it’s so extra
  • Tag yourself, I’m Ryan losing his fucking shit
  • Those heart handles on the drawer are really cute
  • Genuinely, I know that Shane has debunked the flashlight turning on and off thing at Bobby Mackey’s, but the way it responds to their questions (with consistency, reiterating that the demons/ghosts in the house Do Not Like Them) is really creepy and should count more for the argument of ghosts or demons existing than it does.
  • It’s really funny to see Ryan losing his shit, but what a Bood.
  • At this point, the friend that I was watching this with said, and I quote, “Fuck that room, fuck that show, I Love Jesus. And I mean that.” (Also a Bood)
  • That drawing of the little girl makes me Really Uneasy
  • “Maybe it’s just that flashlights are funny like that.” Shut up, Shane.
  • Tony (who had multiple experiences including those where he was physically harmed, on camera) wanted to get out of the house, and Debra (who had not experienced anything) didnt share the sentiment. Sound familiar? I could swear I’m getting deja vu…. wonder why
  • I love the way Ryan says “fake” bc his voice goes down an octave n it’s Weird but Cool
  • Ricky Goldsworth possessed Tony, too. That’s the real tea.
  • “If you slit my throat tonight, I’m gonna have a hard time forgiving ya.” Yeah that’s kinda rude to slit someone’s throat tbh, even if it is Shane (JOKES)
  • “In some cases, demons will present themselves as humans who are physically flawed” UHHH SOMEONE TELL ADAM ELLIS HE GOT A MF DEMON (ayy if anyone else is reading the Dear David thread lmk)
  • Shane disrespecting demons seems to be a common theme
  • Three nyoots
  • Name the song I took the inspo for those lyrics above from n be awarded with uhhh shout out
  • *more flashbacks of Father Thomas as they directly disobey his orders*
  • Does Ryan have glitter in his hair or is that sweat shdjsks
  • The demon didn’t want Shane’s heart bc it’s Gone, it’s not there. Plus I bet since Ryan’s is so full of love n sunshine it’s mmmmm Tasty
  • Ryan’s voice crack rb if u agree
  • Poorito
  • More butthole jokes
  • Why does Shane have his glasses on when he’s trying to sleep??
  • Shane is so sleepy and precious what the f u c k
  • I wanna give Ryan a hug tbh, poor boy
  • Shane “Guilt Trip” Madej
  • Peace out bitch!
  • Need me some more Sleepy Boys
  • Idiot #1 Ryan Bergara, Idiot #2 Shane Madej fjdndksls
  • “You laid on a pentagram with your belly bared for the demon to smack” or perhaps rub gently like Ryan does after a meal #exposehim

This is a (VERY LATE) holiday fic for my non-fandom writing group SS, flutterby_cupcake_26 on AO3.

It’s SoMa. It’s sweet, sad, and sappy. I hope you find some enjoyment even if it’s not your fandom or pairing, and I’m so so so sorry for being the worst latest SS EVAH!

Thanks go to @sahdah for the eyes, the film suggestion, and also for doing a silly awesome thing when we talked about no shave November.

Sahdah’s no shave November post can be found here.

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Fuck no shave November, that’s all he has to say. Fuck no shave November, fuck Black Star for goading him into that ridiculousness, and most of all, fuck Maka for being so damned earnest, and so damned cute when she’s so damned earnest that he never has the heart to say no when it actually matters to her. Not that he really denies her anything much ever.

No, really, fuck Maka. He wishes. Which is probably the reason he’s in this mess. Well, more like sappy, gross, sentimental feelings. Refer back to that whole generally-forgets-the-word-no-when-she’s-around thing.

The girl is definitely trouble.

With an exaggerated sigh, Soul scowls at his own face in the mirror. Yeah, alright, he’s got a nice, full, white beard since he’d been too lazy to shave it off right away. And his usual mop of white hair under the silly red velvet cap. And a soft red suit now stuffed at the belly. So maybe he can pass for pop culture Santa, except the whole red eyes and mouth full of oddly sharp teeth that make him look more like Satan than Santa–hey, only a few letters off, really.

He grimaces at his own reflection, and actually, that’s better than the scowl that would surely send kids screaming for the hills. Makes him look just that bit less like the devil posing as jolly old Saint Nick.

“So are you coming out?” A voice calls from the other side of the dressing room door. Is he? No. Definitely no. Being seen in public this way, even in a lame costume shop smack in the middle of a run down strip mall, is surely some form of social suicide, good bye cool, goodbye dignity, goodbye self-respect.

“Yeah, whatever,” he says instead with another exaggerated sigh, his inability to say no to the girl on the other side of the door biting him in the ass for the umpteenth time this month alone.

Taking that last step to the door, Soul twists the knob and haltingly swings it open.

Ah, there she stands, his reason for the season, his cruel, cruel mistress, leaned so casually against the wall that he might be looking for new jeans rather than sealing his social suicide. Not that he’s ever been much for people. Goodbye, cruel world!

“Oh my god, Soul, you look–you look–”

Her grin is stretched so wide across her face that he’s sure it has to hurt, green eyes sparkling, and his heart does loop de loops in his chest cavity. Yes, Maka is trouble and he is in trouble, as usual.

“–Ridiculous?” Soul says before she can, the scowl firmly back in place in spite of the way her smile does funny things to his insides.

“I was going to say ‘adorable,’ but just at the moment, with that sour puss, you look like you want to maim me.”

Well, he sort of does. Not maim, but mark, maybe. Touch definitely. Then again, he always wants that with her, the unobtainable, so that’s easy enough to tamp down on. No, even more than that, just at the moment Soul wants to wither and die, or maybe disappear, anything to diminish the humiliation he feels as two teen girls trying on some sort of skimpy elf get ups come out from another dressing room and start giggling his way.

“Whatever.” He shrugs as Maka glares at the girls, and unlike his scowl, that sends them scampering back into their dressing room. Go figure.

“I told you this wouldn’t work–can we go now?”

“It’ll work if you can refrain from glaring at the world for a whole hour of your life.” She saunters up and puts a hand on his chest, stroking the material of the fuzzy red coat. Maka herself has donned an elf costume–short festive dress, pigtails, ears. She looks adorable. His scowl softens considerably at her proximity.

“Doubtful.” Soul offers her a flat stare.

“Do it for the kids?”

This earns her an eyeroll even if he knows she knows that yes, he is a marshmallow on the inside, and yes, he would indeed humiliate himself to make sick kids smile even if no one else on the planet but her might realize that. Well, maybe Wes, but he’s not here to back her claim.

“Then do it for the reward?”

“Reward?” He’s already going to do it and they both damn well know it, but hell, may as well get something for the trouble and complete loss of cool.

“Mmm hmmm,” she hums and smiles sweetly. “I’ll bake your favorite cookies.”

Maka’s a good baker and pretty much never bakes. His stomach rumbles at the thought. “It’s a start,” he mutters.

“And…” Her hand continues to stroke at the material of the red coat.


“I’ll let you pick the movie tonight. Any movie, and I won’t say a word. Or retaliate.”

Well, that’s also something. It’s not his turn, and even when it is, if Soul picks something he knows Maka won’t like, she will pick the worst historical romance bullshit she can find the week after. There’s only so much coy flirting he can take, really, and the trite classical scores always give him childhood flashbacks he could do without.

“Getting warmer,” the concession is grumbled.

And, I’ll rub your back while we watch the movie.”

Ding ding ding we have a winner! Movie, cookies, and backrub with Maka. She’s hit the trifecta, and fuck it all if that sly smile doesn’t say she knows it.

Well, then.

“Fine, you win,” he grumble-sighs, and it’s only half for show because while he dreads the next hour, he has an evening of bliss ahead of him.

In the end, Soul supposes, an hour of Santa suit purgatory is a small price to pay.

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Cedric post - Red curtain symbolism

Something I’ve noticed in the episode’s “Through the looking glass”, “Cedric’s apprentice” and “day of the sorcerer’s” is that when Cedric goes through a red curtain , it’s like it symbolises his fate of going down the dark of path of him trying to take over the kingdom. This will be a bit hard to explain but hopefully you will understand where I’m trying to get at.

In the episode “Through the looking glass” , kid Cordelia accidently spills her hair potion into the smoke serum before she heads out into the ball room.  Kid Cedric then uses the smoke serum on her without knowing what had happened to it.  After seeing the spell go wrong,  he goes through the red curtain to tell his sister about her hair. This is when Cedric’s life started to change and where everyone started to think he wasn’t a good sorcerer because of what he did to Cordelia’s hair- “My life was never the same after that day. Everyone in the kingdom, Cordelia, my father, your father, from that day on they’ve all thought of me as Cedric the bumbler.” quote form Cedric.

If the incident had never happened then Cedric’s life could have been far different and maybe Cedric would have never considered wanting to take over the kingdom ? it’s kind of like this one moment sealed his fate. If Cordelia didn’t mix the potions by accident then maybe this outcome wouldn’t have happened and Cedric wouldn’t have gone down a path to villainy?  

In Cedric’s apprentice during the song “Cedric the Great” where Cedric is singing about becoming King, we see Cedric go down the stair case which has red curtains on the side of the walls.

In “Day of the sorcerer’s” Cedric is conflicted on whether or not he should take over the kingdom.  Him going back and forth through the red curtains kind of symbolises him choosing what path to go down , weather to become King or not.

To me I feel like this red curtain thing is symbolism to how a certain door can lead you to a certain path in life.  When kid Cedric went through the red curtain into the ball room , it’s like he went through a door that made him who he is today because of what happened from the incident.

It’s like the saying “When another door closes, another door opens”. Because of the incident his life changed and he could no longer go back to the life he once had. That door is now shut but the door going down the path to villainy was wide open as his life went on. That door can by symbolised by the red curtain :) Of course now he is starting to get his life back on track thanks to Sofia and he is now going on a better path,  but I just thought this red curtain thing was an interesting visual piece in the show :)

Sorry if I’m not making any sense, it’s really hard to explain but hopefully you get what I’m trying to say about it :)

anonymous asked:

I mean sure, Nat and Bucky could have met in Red Room in MCU, like when Nat was just a small child, but why the hell does it need to turn into a romance later?? Why can't they have this unique connection, brother/sister father/daughter mix of things? Like, to connect properly after all that has happened and reflect on the past. I'd love me some proper Red Room Bromance.

right like, she was a kid in that room and the people that disregard that for it to happen in mcu are like ??? super gross??? she was born in ‘84 which means she’d have been like 10 when she was there.

so give me friendship from Buck and Nat, give me them bickering in russian like siblings, give me them annoying one another, give me them understanding the effect of Hydra more than the others. just don’t give me a romance bc it’s super gross thank u.