or really his genetics decided it

Fic Idea for Adoption

This popped into my brain, but I’m not at a point to write it right now, so if anyone wants to play with it, feel free.

Bail/Breha/Obi-Wan - AU-no Empire

The War comes to an end and Obi-Wan is on Alderaan with Bail for whatever reason and the news comes over the holonet that Palps is the Sith and he’s been caught/killed/whatever and the Seps are agreeing to peace talks and the war is over! Huzzah! Bail and Obi-Wan have been growing close and getting flirty with each other and Breha’s like hot damn, nice pick Bail, so when the news comes through they have some oh-god-we’re-not-dead-we’re-all-gonna-be-okay sex.

But Bail and Breha have been trying (again) to have babies and have both been off birth control for a while. Obi-Wan never expected to be in that situation, so he wasn’t on anything either. So some time later Breha starts noticing things and sees her specialist and congrats! Pregnant!

Except the doc pulls Breha aside and is like…. uhhh… not sure how to put this, but according to this magic space scan, the other genetic make up is not your husband’s?? I mean, Breha’s cool with this because she’s wanted a baby for ages and Bail’s cool with this since he’s been half-courting Obi-Wan for years now, but they decide to keep quiet with it for a while. I vaguely recall something saying that Breha had miscarriages before they decided to adopt in the canon universe, so they opt to not tell people about the pregnancy for a while out of fear-sad-caution.

But everything seems to be progressing well (and will continue to do so because this is a happy story and the baby will be born healthy).  And when Breha starts to show, they know they need to make an announcement, but they can’t say anything until they talk to Obi-Wan first.

Obi-Wan’s just like… what. *politely flusters* I- what- h- *blinkblinkblink* And when his brain starts back up he helps them spin the story for the press about opting to use a genetic donor to fertilize the eggs and stuff. No one had to know that Obi-Wan was the donor and he’d get to stay in the Jedi life without controversy. In his mind, he kind of decides to be this kid’s doting uncle who’s away a lot.

(Breha and Bail just kind of look at each other and decide to start making a place for Obi-Wan in their home because, really. Bail, at least, has seen some of the extent of Obi-Wan’s devotion to those he considers family and that man will find every chance to come see this baby. They’re both also open to continuing the romance between the three of them, but accept that if Obi-Wan does stay a Jedi, they may not have that and will be very close friends regardless.)

But then Obi-Wan has to go back to the Temple with that kind of news rattling around in his brain and Anakin flails himself into Obi-Wan’s quarters like OBI-WAN I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT. SO UH PADME AND I ARE MARRIED AND WE KEPT IT A SECRET, BUT THAT’S PROBABLY GONNA COME OUT NOW THAT THE WAR’S OVER AND PADME TOLD ME THIS MORNING THAT SHE’S PREGNANT. –I’M GONNA BE A DAD. –

And Obi-Wan’s just like…. me too.

And then they stand there staring at each other just like… what. 

And that’s as far as my brain got. :D

Name: Alina Yurievna Plisetskaya (Russian: Алина Юрьевна Плисецкая)

Alias:  Alinochka (Russian: Алиночка)

Age: 9 years

Birthday: June 12th

Country: Russia

Novice figure skater

Parents: Otabek Altin and Yuri Plisetsky

Personality: Alina is really serious, pretty shy, and introverted (as Otabek). It’s really hard for her to speak to other children or adults. She’s very affectionate, only with her fathers. She love her fathers a lot and their are her idols(specially Yuri, Yuri Angel #1). She isn’t patient and is a bit capricious(Thanks to Yuri).  She is determined to become an amazing figure skater as Yuri. She thinks Yuri’s skating is the most beautiful in the world, his style is strong, graceful and delicate and always is surprised of Yuri’s flexibility. Alina really hates lose, even if she is a novice.

*Alina is a beautiful little girl with dark hair and green(soldier) eyes(Beka loves them). Thanks to genetics is completely flexible.

*Once Otabek and Yuri get married and started to live in Russia. Alina was born one year after that. Yuri retired to take care of his daughter. It’s was really hard for both of them, Yuri wanted to continue skate and Otabek wanted to retire too, but Yuri didn’t allow and forced Otabek continue compete.

They choosed a russian name, and decided to use Yuri’s surname and patronymic, because they 3 live in Russia.

*I was searching a feminine version of Altin and patronymic of Otabek, but i didn’t find it and used Yuri’s.

anonymous asked:

Ok I know you're only answering emergency asks, but I don't want to forget this ask. I was wondering if you can do some Daddy!Lotor (or him finding out s/o is pregnant) headcannons because I just found out that I'm 3 months pregnant and I'm scared to tell my husband because he doesn't want kids right now. I get it if you feel uncomfortable doing it or if you've already done it with Lotor. You don't have to of course. I'm just trying to make myself less scared and your writing helps me w/that

asdfghjgf omg congrats?! I mean, but idk if I should say congrats?? I know this may not be in my position to say, but I really hope you and your husband will work things out, and may happiness come to you soon 💕

Also, it’s super humbling that my writing gives you comfort and please, feel free to just list this as an emergency ask if you need to next time!

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It’s the Jedi who keep my brothers enslaved. We do your bidding. We serce at your whim. I just wanted something more. [TCW s01e16: Hidden Enemy]

Episodes like Hidden Enemy always make me frustrated. On one hand, I’m so glad that The Clone Wars series brought to light problem of slavery - like in this case, an enslavement of clone troopers who never had a chance to decide if they wanted at all serve Jedi & Republic. Who were dying for them without question or objection, because they were “made” that way. And by made, I mean both genetic modification & growing up in abusive environment that adapted them to blind obedience.

But then, the closure of such episode(s) drives me crazy.

I may understood that both Kenobi & Anakin weren’t witnesses of the fight between Cody, Rex & Slick, so they knew only that Slick betrayed Republic, fine. I may even swallow Anakin’s “You couldn’t be a greater disappointment”. (though I really appreciate his “How could you do this to your brothers?”). But the moment Slick accused Jedi of keeping clone troopers enslaved, for using them in war in which clones have no real reason to fight, there is no reaction of main heroes. Screw Obi-Wan’s feeling on that matter, there is no reaction from Anakin, a former slave. And that drives me crazy everytime. Because the episode ends with Slick (the selfish clone) being put in jail and forgotten for the rest of the show. So what was the real point of this episode?

As much as I agree that Slick’s way to get his freedom brought misery to his brothers - what made Cody & Rex feel betrayed (“If you loved your brothers, you wouldn’t have put them at risk”), but Slick’s accusations toward Jedi are not unfounded. So, why there is no scene, no little moment between Anakin and Obi-Wan (or Anakin and Rex & Cody) talking about such accustations? Are Jedi guilty? Should they feel guilty? Where is any emotional effect on main heroes? Are you trying tell me that Slick’s accustations didn’t have any impact on Anakin? You know, the former slave??

In this fic it’s said that Julian learnt the Cardassian language because within his first months on DS9 they couldn’t get the computer to speak Standard properly.

Which prompted me to create a headcanon.

Thanks to his genetic enhancements, Julian can learn languages really quickly. During his time in the Academy he met many people from different countries and planets and he decided to learn their native languages to amuse himself. So by the time he graduated, he could speak like 21 Earth languages (including Polish, because I’m from Poland and it’s my headcanon) and several languages of different species. Before he came to DS9 he made sure to master both Bajoran and Cardassian, as he gathered he could need them. When he came to the station, he continued the tradition. So he ended up learning the Trill and Ferengi languages. Oh and Irish too. He already could speak Japanese.

Sometimes, when he was sitting with friends, he would turn his universal translator off just to make the talks double fun.

He would listen to his friends talking in their native languages and be all excited to hear their accents and all the foreign sounds. To hear their real voices, to hear what they really say. The most challenging would be those times when he would do this with not one or two, but several people. Each of them would speak in a different language and he would have to think really quickly to understand them.

Also, he would find pleasure in talking to them in their languages and knowing they didn’t have a clue, as they would simply assume it was the translator that made him sound as if he was speaking to them in their languages. And he would be proud because it would mean he really mastered these languages.

And one day, after the truth about his genetic enhancements came out, he doesn’t have to hide it anymore. And when Dukat makes a remark that the translator doesn’t translate (it does such things sometimes - remember when Garak told the Klingons that Odo probably didn’t have a mother after they made a remark in Klingon? the translator didn’t translate it) Julian replies him and they’re all like??? you know Cardassian?? how??? And he says oh yeah I learnt it once and then they began prying and he finally admits that he can speak many languages. Oh sure Nerys I can say this in Bajoran YES JADZIA I CAN SPEAK THE TRILL LANGUAGE. Miles, why do you look so surprised, Irish was the first language I learnt after I arrived here. AND THEY JUST TURN THEIR OWN TRANSLATORS OFF AND GO TO QUARK’S AND SIT AND ENCOURAGE HIM TO TALK FOR THE WHOLE EVENING AND IT IS THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE KNOWS THAT HE WAS GENETICALLY ENHANCED BUT STILL IS AMAZED AT HIS SKILLS BECAUSE WELL HE PUT QUITE A LOT OF EFFORT TO LEARN ALL THESE LANGUAGES AND HE FEELS SO HAPPY AT THE MOMENT AND OH MAN AAAA

anonymous asked:

re: Proud Science Dad!Tobirama and Oro's science babies: Now I'm imagining something set in the future of 'How Not to Adopt A Child' where it's SakuOro and yeah. Madara's reaction to his son being pregnant *for spite* makes him flail and shriek like a teakettle, but he *also* remembers how many things *he's* done out of spite - including flirting and dating Tobirama and has to reluctantly admit that Oro's his son-at-heart in so many ways. The best part is if this happens *after* Oro decided 1/2

to help his fathers out when the Elders started pestering them to reproduce because of the DNA and stuff. Oro can admit that his fathers’ genetic material shouldn’t be lost, but he also doesn’t want surrogates, so he goes the canon route of making science babies (probably when he’s only late teens). For siblings (he’s always wanted siblings). They really shouldn’t have been surprised after that when Oro got himself pregnant, but they were. Hashirama cried tears of joy. Grand-nephews/nieces!

Tobirama’s science + Madara’s spite = Orochimaru. Omg, it fits so well

Bad day

Donald Pierce x Reader


Request: Yes

Summary: After a bad day at work Pierce comes home to you

Warning: Smut

You were reading on the couch when you heard a knock on your door. Your smile grows wider knowing who was knocking. Practically, you ran to the door, opening it.


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SanversWeek Day 7- Soulmate AU

Today’s offering was written by my wife who wanted to get in on the action :)

Alex wasn’t sure if she believed in soul mates… Yes she had the ‘mark’ like all humans did (hers being on her upper arm) but she just wasn’t sure how much she believed that there was someone out there for everyone. She was 28 and had never been in love… Sure she had had flings with guys at college. Most people experimented with ‘non-soulmates’ when they were younger, the older generation always then saying that when you find your soulmate it’s like fireworks in your entire being and the world just seems… right… But Alex had never felt that. She did get mildly excited once when a guy she had been dating announced that their marks ‘fit’ and they should announce that they were soul mates. But one look at his crooked spiky symbol next to her smooth flowing lines proved that he was indeed… just high.

She thought back to those compulsory lessons at school which explained the meaning behind the marks everyone had from birth: ‘birthmarks’ or ‘soulmarks’ as they were called. No one really knew their origins, whether humans had evolved them over the eons, or if an alien race had decided to meddle in the human genetic makeup, taking it upon themselves to provide humans with an easy answer to life (and love).

There were however, enough people out there with anecdotal evidence of finding their own true love, that a high percentage of the population believed it. Some spent their entire lives searching for that one person to share their hopes and dreams with… To share their life with… and the sad truth was that some never found it.

But there were also those that refuted the claims that their fate was already decided, and they went off script; purposefully ignoring other people’s marks and trying to find love the way their ancestors did: by trial and error.

Alex pulled up her sleeve to look at her own mark; dark bruise purple lines swirled across her upper bicep, ending sharply at invisible edges which supposedly would map exactly to those of her true love… her soul mate… Teachers explained it as one half of a puzzle piece, that the mark reflected your soul and that both were incomplete until they found their perfect partner.

Alex contemplated one day finding that perfect fit and sighed… just because people believed in a thing didn’t make it true. Alex was a scientist; she required proof, evidence, peer reviewed data, not just coincidental stories that spread across the internet like wildfire. If she believed blindly in the ability of a random patch of coloured skin to decide who she could love then she was no better than those who believed beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Earth was flat!

She huffed and pulled her sleeve back down so she could finish getting ready, she was already a few minutes late to meet Kara before they both headed in to work. A short breeze and a thud showed her how late she actually was and that her super sister had gotten bored of waiting.

“Hey!” the perpetually bubbly superhero announced, alongside thrusting a steaming hot coffee at Alex and a bag of one donut (the rest having been consumed en-route).

“Hey…” Alex sighed out as she grabbed the bag with its sugared treat and started gulping the coffee.

“Are you OK?”

“What? Yea I’m fine, don’t worry” Alex tried to brush off as she grabbed the last items she would need for the day.

“You thinking about your mark again?” Kara pushed, sweeping her cape out behind her before sitting on one of the kitchen stools.

“Only a little…” Alex murmured. “Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine, there’s no real proof for any of it anyway, and you don’t even have one!”

“But that’s because I’m not human… It’s OK to believe in something Alex… I believe there’s someone out there for everyone, but that doesn’t mean you have to be bound by whatever your skin looks like, I think people find their soulmate despite the ink on their skin… Not because of it…” Kara stood up and hugged Alex fiercely.

“I keep telling you Kara, it’s not ink… It’s a natural pigment in the skin combined with abnormal blood vessels showing through the tissue, not actual ink…” Alex tried to protest underneath the intense cuddling currently squeezing the breath from her lungs.

“Well it looks like ink to me!” Kara stuck out her tongue and gave her sister another bone crushing hug. “Right! Let’s get to work, do you want a lift?”

“No it’s OK, I’ll take my bike, see you there?”

“Sure” Kara smiled before jumping out of the same window she had flown in by.

Alex locked it securely behind the superhero before heading out her apartment and doing the same to her front door. She tried to push the thoughts of soulmates and birthmarks out of her head and sped to work on her Ducati, letting the cool breeze calm her mind.

Nine hours later and Alex was back on her bike, this time shooting off to a potential alien crime scene which had initially been secured by fellow DEO agents. She arrived however, to discover members of the NCPD all over the alleyway where it appeared that a human had been murdered. She flashed her FBI badge at the young cop guarding the entrance and after a sternly raised eyebrow when he started to stammer a protest, was swiftly let through.

Another cop was crouched on the ground beside the body whilst another spoke to an inconsolable man a few metres away. Between the tears, Alex’s ears picked out the words “Soulmate!” before he broke down completely and was gently led away and out of the alleyway.

Alex approached the woman crouching on the ground, a woman who was definitely not a member of the same top secret government agency as Alex.

“Hey, what the hell do you think you’re doing at my crime scene?” She demanded, already furious that the NCPD had seemingly encroached on a DEO case.

The woman didn’t jump at Alex’s words but instead rose smoothly to her feet and turned to face her, confidently looking the agent up and down before replying.

“Anyone ever tell you all you feds are the same? It’s like you all watched the same bad movies together at Quantico.”

“Who are you?” Alex asked; a little annoyed that her agent status left the cop completely un-phased.

“Detective Maggie Sawyer, NCPD Science division” Maggie flashed her badge as she spoke, and as she did so, the sleeve of her leather jacket rode up ever so slightly… enough to reveal a small part of a distinctive purple birthmark.  

“We handle all cases involving aliens and things that go bump in the night… Showed you mine… show me yours…” She challenged Alex, seemingly unaware that she had revealed her soulmark in addition to her badge.

A few seconds passed before Alex could process the words Maggie had spoken, her mind had fixated on the mark, to show someone your mark was considered quite intimate and Alex almost blushed at the innuendo of the Detective’s words before composing herself and answering.

“Agent Alex Danvers, FBI” She flashed her own (fake) badge.

However, Detective Sawyer had noticed the pause and smiled, she personally didn’t believe in birthmarks determining your soul mate so never made any real effort to hide hers (that combined with the slightly awkward position of it being on her forearm meant that it was often on show).

“How about we work together on this one?” She asked and offered her hand (the one with the marked wrist) to the agent.

Alex paused for a beat before gripping Maggie’s hand in her own, very carefully avoiding contact with the other woman’s mark as she nodded her agreement.

Alex and Maggie spent another hour directing other agents and cops collecting evidence before calling it a night. The body was collected to be transported for an autopsy, but so far it was inconclusive as to whether an alien had been responsible, everyone was hoping that the examination would provide more data.

Alex took a breath and offered her hand to Maggie “It was good working with you”

Maggie gripped it back firmly, Alex felt her heart skip a beat and a small shock shoot up her arm as she felt her index finger graze one of the smooth purple lines that made up Maggie’s mark.

“Same here, I’m finished for the night now, do you fancy grabbing a drink with me? I know a place…”

“O…K…” Alex stuttered out, thinking that maybe there might be something to this soulmate thing after all… And if not, well it was only a drink…

anonymous asked:

what are your top 10 fics of all time?

ahh man this has been stewing in my inbox for awhile…. you asked the world’s most indecisive person to actively choose between things so I’m sorry adfasklj this was so hard so these aren’t really in exact order but I tried :-) 

Give Me Truths (110,330)

‘Just like a little cat,’ Louis thought later, as he drifted off to sleep. ‘A little kitten with his claws sunk right into me.’ It isn’t that terrible of a thought, after all.

Louis is a psychology student with a tattoo count as high as his genius IQ. Harry is in a (sort-of) relationship with a homophobic man and hates himself a little more every day. Things fall apart and Louis puts him back together.

Or, the one in which Louis falls in love with a fragile boy and tells him every beautiful truth in the world, as long as it makes him happy.

Truth Be Told (I Was Never Yours) (76,907)

Harry watches Louis as he scrunches up his nose and bites the end of a pen in concentration. He’s been working on seating arrangements for the past hour and getting more frustrated by the minute. Louis huffs out a breath and glances down at Harry with a soft smile on his lips before he returns to the task at hand. It’s easy, right then, for Harry to let himself believe that they’re planning a seating chart for their own wedding and bickering over who is going to sit where from a list of their own family members. He can let himself daydream about a white picket fence and a dog that they could have within the next year.

It’s like a cold slap in the face when Harry looks to the top of the page to see “Aiden and Louis Grimshaw” at the head table, and Harry has to mentally remind himself for the thousandth time that Louis is not his. Never was, really. He’s just the wedding planner that’s been in love with Louis since he was sixteen.

(or the one where Louis and Harry have a complicated past, Louis is getting married to someone that’s not Harry, and the universe has decided to have a laugh and make Harry the wedding planner.)

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Troublesome Heart

Requested Anonymously

You didn’t cry when he died.

You weren’t an idiot. You knew that your crush on Weyoun was just that- a crush. A passing infatuation brought on by hormones and the romantic inclinations of youth. Nothing more than that. Not to mention that he was hardly what you would call a nice guy. He was on the opposing side of a rather nasty conflict, after all. And your interactions and been few and rather brief, probably a necessity from his point of view. You were friendly with some important people, including Odo, so Weyoun flattered you. Oh, did he flatter you, so prettily and with sincerity on every syllable of his lying tongue, and when he touched you, it was gentle, not like Dukat’s forceful grip trying to rein you to his will. You had blushed and loathed it.

So. You didn’t cry when he died.

But if you were a bit less chipper for a few days (or maybe a week) after hearing the news, no one noticed, and if they did, they did not realize the true reason.

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ecchymosis pt. 3

A/N: Finally decided on some professions for James and Lily.  I decided to go a little unusual as far as AUs tend to go (not completely original or anything) since I made Harry and Ginny’s be a little different than common too.  I really hope you all enjoy this one too!  And also there will be more…

Also available on FF and Ao3!

(Side note, this has another one of those prompts filled in it…)

“Not to be pushy, love, but you do seem to be brooding a bit more than usual.”

Harry looks up into his mum’s teasing eyes – almond shaped and green like his – and sighs, “Not brooding.”

“Come on, Dad’s in the kitchen cooking and he won’t hear a word from me,” she prods, refreshing both their cups and grabbing at Harry’s hand, “You’ve got my mum’s instincts flaring.”

“It’s not – well I am – it’s not bad,” Harry pauses, “Mostly.”

Resettling on the couch, Lily twists until she’s got one leg bent beneath her and her gaze fully focused on Harry.  “Ok. Hit me with it.”

“If you tell Dad or Sirius I swear – ”

Ah.  A girl, then,” she nods knowingly and Harry frowns.

“I’m an adult Mum, she’s a woman,” Harry murmurs mulishly, rolling his eyes.

Ruffling his hair, Lily tilts her head and takes him in, likely noticing the things a mother does when she’s worried – bruises from training, dark circles beneath his eyes – what she surely deems evidence that he really isn’t taking proper care of himself. “And where did you meet this ‘woman.’”

Internally, Harry debates whether he should try and formulate some sort of cover story for their initial meeting, but nothing will really adequately convey exactly the hole he’s dug for himself except the truth.  “Promise no Dad?” Lily nods, and Harry points his finger at her, “Or Sirius – or Remus.”

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Fairy Tail GO! Ch. 54

Rated T. I do not own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does.

Summary: Lucy was having fun playing ‘Pokémon Go!’ when she accidentally put herself in harm’s way. Luckily a pink haired boy saved her just in the nick of time. A ‘thank you’ lunch helped spark a new friendship between them, but Lucy got more than she bargained for when she realized the boy she befriended had a complex past full of dark secrets. Fortunately for him, Lucy won’t be scared away so easily. Modern High School AU. Slight Angst/Drama/Fluff.

Read Chapter: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60

Read on FF.net or AO3.

Chapter Fifty-Four: Adorable

Lucy’s eyes slowly opened when she heard the sound of leaves crunching. She looked up just in time to see Natsu walking around the large tree. His lips curved into a smile once he saw his girlfriend sitting there peacefully.

“Found ya.”

She smiled along with him. “Looks like you did.”

“Yeah.” He looked up, placing a hand on the thick trunk. “This is the Sola tree, Magnolia’s pride and joy. I’m surprised you didn’t know that.”

Lucy shrugged, moving to pat the spot beside her. “Guess I missed that bit of information.”

It took Natsu a few extra seconds to sit down, his muscles aching from walking so much. He did better than others since he was used to walking everywhere, but he didn’t normally walk eleven miles all in the same day.

“Water?” Lucy offered, holding up her bottle.

He took it without hesitation, thankful for the cool liquid. He was in such a rush to find Lucy he forgot to stop and grab something to drink. After taking several gulps, he sighed. “I’m beat.”

“You look like it,” Lucy giggled, noting the sweat clinging to his skin.

“Yeah, I’m all sweaty.” He laughed, grabbing his shirt to pull it outwards, letting the air touch his skin. “Good thing I brought deodorant.”

Lucy watched as he fished in his side pocket of his cargo shorts, pulling out a stick of deodorant. While applying it, Lucy saw a hint of his stomach. She turned away to give him a little privacy.

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Voltron Musings: I know everyone’s all about Team Shallura (Shiro and Allura) and I totally dig that. But have you ever considered the possibility of Alluron, y’know Allura and Kuron (S3 Shiro/Clone Shiro)?

I know romance isn’t the main factor in Voltron at the moment (the closest thing to a love story we got was Haggar and Zarkon and that took us three seasons) but imagine if Allura and Kuron (S3 Shiro/Shiro’s clone/#NotMyShiro) fell in love.

How sad would it be to fall in love with someone only to find out that they’re not the person you thought they were but a clone of them instead, manufactured by the enemy to basically deceive you?
What makes it worse is the aftermath? What happens when the real person returns?
There in pegs many questions?

Are you in love with the clone or the original?

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anonymous asked:

Hi I'm kinda new to this bnha fandom, I thought if you have time. Would you kindly explain me about Shouto's past? Was he abused or smth? I'm sorry it's just the volumes for the manga haven't arrived in my local manga store, so I've only seen gifs/edits on tumblr ^^"

HEY WELCOME !!!!! You won’t regret starting this series my friend.

So to answer your question: yes. Shouto was abused by his douchebag father who decided that Shouto was someone who would surpass All Might FOR HIM and he was born PURELY FOR THE SAKE OF fulfilling Endeavor’s wishes.

Shouto’s mother, unfortunately, was part of the abuse, and Endeavor had several children with his wife whom really was just tasked with giving birth. He wanted to see how their DNA would mix since Shouto’s mom had a powerful ice quirk that enticed Endeavor to no end.

Shouto won the genetic lottery in more ways than one, and owned a very potent quirk, the perfect combination of both fire from his father and ice from his mother.

Endeavor was even said to have ‘lured’ Shouto’s mother in by being very nice and approachable to Shouto’s mother’s family and so that’s how their ‘quirk marriage’ happened.

Shouto’s mother became so scared and utterly afraid and disgusted by her husband, which lead to her mental health going downhill. She threw boiling water at Shouto’s left side because it reminded her of that bastard of a husband.

That’s exactly why in the beginning, Shouto didn’t want to use his left side because he wanted to show his father how he can become a great hero without using any of the power he inherited from that shitbag. 

Though of course, the all mighty power of Midoriya influenced him to view the power as his own and don’t let the history of his father define who he is.

That’s basically the gist of it.

Sorry for all those vulgar words i used to describe Endeavor but he really is a scum.

1000+ words of parent!phan headcanon:

because parent!phan makes me so weak !

- phil brings up kids over dinner one night, startling dan so much that he chokes on his wine for a few seconds. it’s surprising; between the two of them, dan’s usually the one to discuss domesticities like that. “kids? are you sure?” phil’s smile is hesitant, but there’s an excitement in his eyes that’s contagious. “yeah, i think i am. a little dan junior running around might be fun.”  dan rolls his eyes even as happiness surges through his heart. “ok , first of all, we are not calling him that.” the next morning, phil wakes up to a surrogate agency flyer taped to the coffee pot, with an appointment date scrawled on the bottom in dan’s messy script.

-once they decide on a surrogate, dan insists that phil be the one to send in his DNA. he claims it’s because he doesn’t want their child to have his proneness to existential crises, but it’s really because the cerulean shade of phil’s eyes is a genetic miracle that must be continued.

- they spitball baby names to each other on a constant basis, going so far as to attach a dry erase board on the refrigerator to keep track of all their options. “winston” tops the list, courtesy of phil. there’s also “delia”, “elizabeth", “christopher", and many more, gathered from childhood memories or favorite books and movies or even heard in passing as they walked through town. “child susan” is crossed out several times, as is “phan”. dan takes baby names very seriously, thank you very much.

-phil’s room gets remodeled into a nursery, filled with toys and clothes that arrive in boxes under dan’s name. he makes sure to order from both the “girls” and “boys” section from harrod’s - there’s no way in hell he’s going to let gender roles affect his kid.

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Allura and Lotor are SIBLINGS ok half-siblings

Hahaha another evil theory. Let’s go directly to the point, I have seen a lot of posts that declare that only royal alteans are white haired, like Allura, King Alfor and no named Allura’s mom. So we know that Prince Lotor is Zarkon’s son, and due to his relationship with Honerva before becoming Haggar we assume that Haggar is his mother. But all voltron fandom is asking “When the fuck Lotor was born” and I agree because during flash back that was given by Coran we can’t see Lotor or pregnant Honerva and when she becomes Haggar she forgets about being Zarkon’s wife so I don’t think they made Lotor after that. And also if Lotor’s mother is Honerva, that probably would not explain his hair colour. You could say that he was born when Honerva’s hair changed its colour due to quintessence, but I don’t think that weak Honerva could have birth Lotor. So what if Honerva isn’t his mother… Because I don’t think his hair says ok he’s a prince so let’s make him white-haired! That’s not how genetics are supposed to work. That means that Lotor has royal altean blood running through his veins! Now we know nothing about Allura’s mom besides they’re really alike, we can notice that she isn’t an important part of Allura’s memories, there is only her father, so we can assume that she died or she left when she was very young and she doesn’t remember her. Let’s assume Allura’s mom and King Alfor had problems and she left. Now let’s talk about another relationship that wasn’t going well. I don’t think that Zarkon and Honerva’s relationship was all roses and honey, because every time we see Honerva she’s totally absorbed by her work, she’s totally obsessed. So I can imagine lonely Zarkon in a bar because Honerva is busy. We know Zarkon and Allura’s mom had met so what if they became friends, what if sometimes more than friends until Honerva got really sick and Zarkon decided not to continue, what if Allura’s mom accepted but she was pregnant. Then she went away and raised Lotor by her own until she got sick and then called Zarkon and told him about his son. Then Zarkon kinda adopted him but they had fights all the time about his mother and Zarkon exiled him. Think about it… (Also, he has blue eyes, just like Allura, and her mom and not honey-yellow eyes like Honerva, Zarkon neither has blue eyes he has marron eyes and genetics rule is that two brown eyed people can’t have s blue eyed child ).

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Fandom: Yuri on Ice

Pairings:  Victor/Yuri

Triggers:  N/A

Important: @midnightluck made this horribly wonderful post and then the plunny went out of control. 

Summary:  In which Victor makes a slight miscalculation. (Or Victor is not the first long silver-haired prodigy to take leave of his senses and go gallivanting around the world to learn about himself that we’ve seen)

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Victor may have miscalculated. Just a little bit. Perhaps a lot. It was a bit reckless on his part, he can admit that. But his uncles are forever telling how his father had one day, quit his job and travelled the world years without any warning. Really, he was just following in his father’s footsteps.

It wasn’t his fault it was genetic.

“So you decided to up and quit ice skating for a year, move to Japan without telling anyone to teach some Japanese skater you met drunk at a party and you didn’t even bother to call? I had learn of your decision on the television.”

Victor did not flinch at the ice cold tone his father used. He was not going to be cowed! He was a grown man! If he wanted to move halfway across the world for the love his life, so be it!

“And then you come back home and tell me you’re engaged?”

Victor just pursed his lips. His father’s approval or not, nothing was going to stop him from marrying Yuuri.

Green eyes narrowed. “Very well. I want to meet him.”

Victor felt his heart dropped. No, no, no, that was a very bad idea. “Father?” he squeaked.

“If you don’t want to tell me about him, I will simply need to meet him myself. Tomorrow night, dinner, her at 6. Bring him.”

Victor panicked. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no, no, no. He wasn’t sure how Yuuri was going to meet Russia’s highest General, Sephiroth Nikiforov.

Okay so here’s a long and probably rambling meta on Julian Bashir because I have a lot of opinions and emotions about the genetic engineering plotline and I want to sort them out

if any of you haven’t watched Star Trek: Deep Space Nine then you’ll have no idea what I’m talking about have a great day whoo

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anonymous asked:

What I'm curious about is whether or not Alucard semen would be white like normal, or blood. And if it's blood, would it be watery, or thick? I'm curious because I've only read two fics where his semen was blood. Which doesn't really (part 1)

Doesn’t really make sense since his tears are blood and I don’t think he’s ever sweat in the anime, but if his tears are blood, why wouldn’t his sweat? If he even can. So with that logic, wouldn’t his semen be blood or at least TINGED pink? (Part 2)

I should just rename this blog inside-alucards-trousers……
This is actually my life.

Well, If I’m going to answer this then I’m going to answer this right! ( since you sent it two parts you clearly want answers,) Lets look at Alucard like a biology project!

Alucard’s Blood tears:
It’s heavily implied that the reason Alucard cries blood and not Seras is because Alucard’s tears stopped when he finally lost his humanity.
Realistically he probably shouldn’t be able to produce tears if that’s the case, but we’re dealing with the biggest male primadonna ever so why wouldn’t it be blood tears?

Alucard and His anatomy:
Well, I guess first we should address that in all likelihood, Alucard is still genetically a human male, test his blood and it’ll tell you his sex, nationality, blood type ect.
His corporeal form is a human male, so it’s safe to assume he still manifests all the necessary equipments downstairs. 
And if vampire media is anything to go by, vampires clearly do because they seem to really like sex.
There was a previous weird thread discussing if Alucard need to piss. Basing assumptions on Vampire Bats it was decided by the fandom that yes Alucard passes urine, meaning he has a working renal system and winky.
Assuming Alucard still has a functional reproductive system ( can have and maintain an erection, reach orgasm ect) it’s unlikely it’s deviated from the human norm, meaning I don’t think he’d be passing blood in place of semen. If he did that’s a medical condition and he needs to see a GP for referral.

Semen’s consistency and taste ect can be altered based on diet. 
So looking at what semen and blood is made of….

Your blood is made up of liquid and solids. The liquid part, called plasma, is made of water, salts, and protein. Over half of your blood is plasma. The solid part of your blood contains red blood cells, white blood cells, and platelets.  
A lot of blood is water.

Most of what he eats is gonna be digested the old fashioned way just the Vampire Bat. And vampire bats also have normal coloured semen. (I have done some fucked up google searches for you today).

Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc 

Everything inside semen is secreted by the body….so looking at what Alucard eats, he’s probably horribly deficient in a LOT of vitamins which means he’ll have next to no sperm mobility and a very low sperm count (if he even still produces them) and it’s probably kind of watery and clear with the lack of protein……..
This probably explains why vampires have such difficulty reproducing legitimate offspring of their own and why dhampirs aren’t all that common.