And then Touya fucking DIED because Kyurem belongs to fucking GHETSIS who chased after Touya FOR TWO YEARS before leading Neo Team Plasma back on the stage, ALSO Touya even wasn’t in UNOVA because he was looking for damn N in KANTO, and he DID NOT KNOW he’s gonna DIE.
ENJOY MY HEADCANON. Touya is dead and I don’t want to accept it but it’s that one headcanon I just can’t get rid of. Or maybe actually it’s not a headcanon but bad feeling.
-Alder learns how to dab, much to the regret of his grandson
-Team Plasma official pin-up calander feat. Ghetsis Harmonia
-Colress roundhouse kicks Ghetsis in his dick
-Alder and Ghetsis explain the birds and the bees. Alder takes the usual route of using confusing metaphors to explain it to one of his students while Ghet just goes: “Ya mom and dad fucked, she got pregnant, and out you came. That’s it.”
Then Alder just has a horrified expression on his face and threatens to strangle him.
TEAM ROCKET - Mt. Moon - Cerulean City - Route 24 (Nugget Bridge) - Celadon City (Game Corner) - Lavender Town (Pokemon Tower) - Saffron City (Silph Co.) - Viridian City (Viridian Gym)
NEO-TEAM ROCKET - Azalea Town (Slowpoke Well) - Route 43 (Lake of Rage) - Mahogany Town (Rocket Hideout) - Goldenrod City (Radio Tower)
TEAM AQUA/MAGMA - Petalburg Woods - Rusturf Tunnel - Slateport City (Oceaninc Museum) - Meteor Falls - Mt. Chimney - Weather Institute - Mt. Pyre - Team’s Secret Base - Mossdeep City (Space Center) * - Seafloor Cavern
TEAM GALACTIC - Jubilife City - Valley Windworks - Eterna City (Galactic Building) - Mt. Coronet - Veilstone City - Route 214 - Celestic Town - Lake Valor - Lake Verity - Lake Acuity - Veilstone City (Galactic HQ) - Mt. Coronet (Spear Pillar) - Distortion World *
TEAM PLASMA - Accumula Town - Striaton City (Dreamyard) - Wellspring Cave - Nacrene City - Pinwheel Forest - Castelia City - Nimbasa City - Driftveil City (Cold Storage) - Chargestone Cave - Mistratlon City - Twist Mountain - Iccirus City (Dragonspiral Tower) - Desert Resort (Relic Castle) - Tubeline Bridge - Opelucid City - Pokemon League (N’s Castle)
NEO-TEAM PLASMA - Flocessy Ranch - Virbank City - Castelia City (Castelia Sewers) - Nimbasa City - Driftveil City - World Tournament (Plasma Frigate) - Lancousa Town - Opelucid City - Route 21 (Plasma Frigate) - Giant Chasm (Plasma Frigate)
TEAM FLARE - Glittering Cave - Route 10 - Kalos Power Plant - Poke Ball Factory - Frost Cavern - Lysandre Labs - Geosenge Town (Flare HQ)
TEAM SKULL - Hau'oli City - Berry Fields - Verdant Cave - Route 5 - Route 6 - Diglett’s Tunnel - Memorial Hill - Akala Outskirts - Route 10 - Malie City - Route 15 - Route 17 - Po Town (Shady House) - Aether Paradise - Exeggutor Island - Ultra Space
* = Third version only.
My opinion on the quality of these plots are as follows:
N: Hello trainer of legend, i’ve been waiting for you. welcome to my castle.
Ghet: *approaches from the shadows*
WAIT WAIT wait HOLD ON A SECOND.
Um yes. *walks between trainer and N* ‘Scuse me son but um. Do you pay the rent?
N: .. well no but its not like we are-
Ghet: WELL THEN What makes you think you can call this YOUR castle?
N: I’m the King! I should rule over my cas-
Ghet: UM WELL YOU KNOW WHAT MY CASTLE MY RULES, I may be one of the seven sages but i’m still your elder so it’s overruled. It is “Ghetsis’ castle” now
N: DAD WHATTHE FUCK
Ghet: *gasp* Natural Harmonia Gropius did you just SWEAR at me??
N: Can’t we talk about this later?!
Ghet: UH huh sure one more bad word outta you and you are GROUNDED
N: I’M LIKE 20-
Ghet: TOO BAD KIDDO GO TO YOUR ROOM
N: *GROANS LOUDLY and walks away*
Inktober day 4~
This three idiots would be the only ones to join an evil team… Although… Ichimatsu would stay in the original Team Plasma instead of joining to Neo Team Plasma.
Anyways… @onbluebayou @macaroni-and-matsu
I should’ve done this a while ago, but here is my official ghetsis harmonia pics from sakura con 2017!
Feat. @peachy-nebula as dat boi guzma
I’ve got alot of things to improve on, but it can only get better from here! I hope i can go to other cons around the area but i gotta plan haha