also me: he fucking owns the tatooine farmboy poncho chic look. he fucking works it. that bucket hat makes the whole look come together flawlessly. he looks 1285% fab and he knows it too. i hope he starts a clothing line of stylish ponchos for every occasion. he is the fashion icon hero the galaxy truly needs. padme would be so proud.
luke: darth vader this is luke skywalker calling. im calling to let you know- Message Erased
luke: darth vader this is luke skywalker. im calling to let you know how disappointed i am in your story……how horrible you-
yoda: YOU LIED
yoda: LIED YOU DID
luke: STOP GODDAMMIT
luke, now crying: dar th vader thsi is l uke skwyalker calign……,,,im calling to let you know there were many thin gs i read in here that were FALSE. like yo u said i wo re six inch custom mad e bothan fur padded heels to bespin…,,, with my “pantone 448 colored poncho” when i wore a poly cotton twill fabric fall 2017 jacket se t….
yoda: TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS
luke: EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING YELL I HAVE TO RERECORD IT