or maybe very late tonight idk

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy how’s it going, my lovelies <333


I will be MIA tonight bc I’m gonna go see MBMBAM LIVE TONIGHT!!!! WOOOOO

I never go to things ever, but I really wanna see these brothers ;A;


So uh. 


Art will be either very very late or just delayed to tomorrow <3

anonymous asked:

ChriSTMAS SEX 5sos

Well as it is Christmas, I thought this was pretty appropriate

Yeah so um I’m gonna write this for each boy and literally just say what I think would happen to make Christmas just a little bit more special:-)

Jesus Christ it’s all pretty kinky tbh

So with Ashton I think he’d be super into you dressing up as a sexy lil Santa or elf or something- he’d either make you (by buying the lingerie or dressy thing for you for christmas) or drop hints or something by saying he’d like Santa to come and visit him personally on Christmas Day or whatever idk I just thing Ashton is into role play no matter what time of the year it is

So ya you’d dress up and you could either be like “shit sorry babe, I forgot your present, but I can think of something better,” And then submissive Ashton sex which would be so hot damn (and he’d find it rlly hot too I think) or you could dress as an elf and be like “what do you want me to do for you, then?” And then Ashton would be all dominant an uGh

Either way it’d be amazing sex I can tell you

But ya he would probably take time in taking your clothes off or just try to leave them on all together idk but he would definitely eat you out but then he’d probably demand you to suck his dick bc after all Christmas is partly about giving /and/ receiving hey

Calum goddammit I think would keep you up on Christmas Eve and want to ‘open the first presents early’ and then continue to tell you how his first gift is mind blowing sex and that you’re “both going to be up very late tonight so Santa might not come; but you definitely will.” And jesUUS I think he’s the kind of guy that could make sex so long but feel so good that it is literally all night and god you’d be so tired but it would be so good Jesus Christ. He’d probably make you ride him idk I think he’d like that but then oh my god then he’d fuck you into next Christmas tbh Then maybe if you visit yours or his parents the next day he’d just drop suggestive comments a lot and wink at you and stuff and then say stuff about how he “couldn’t sleep last night. He was too excited” And things like that and Calum fuck you man

Luke omg what if you gave each other presents but Luke felt his was rly bad compared to what you got him? Idk I can see Luke being like “but babe yours was so thoughtful and I love it a lot and my gift to you is so stupid compared to that I’m so sorry” and being rlly sincere and sweet but disappointed in himself bless and he’d want to make it up to you by buying you something but you’d refuse and say his gift was great but he still wouldn’t be happy an then he’d probably say something like “well, if I can’t buy you anything else, guess what’s free?” And then he’d kiss you with so much force but I think it would be pretty slow just for him to show you how much he loves you and he’s undress you so slowly and just make sure each millimetre of your skin was touched and kissed and it would be so cute but so frustrating bc slow and then he’d realise and just smirk at you and then proceed to finger you until you came and then use his lips and tongue until to came again and by this time you’d be hypersensitive but he’d still want to fuck you- his present was shit so the sex has got to be good, right? So then it’d be slow and beautiful and passionate and he’d link his fingers into yours and kiss you and it would just be slow and lovely and so fuckinG GOOD

Oh Michael. This boy would probably want to fuck in the middle of you cooking Christmas dinner tbh and just walk into the kitchen with an obvious boner and his little grin like “uh, I forgot a present” and then you’d tell him to take care of himself bc you were busy and it was Christmas dinner so had to be good and you couldn’t afford to just stop half way through but then he’d whine and win you over (seriously. Sex with Michael Clifford. You would not be able to resist for long) and then yeah he’d move everything off the table and the turkey and veg and potatoes and other Christmassy food would end up on the floor but he’d still lay you down and fuck you so hard and after your orgasm he’d be like “merry Christmas, babe” all out of breath and sweaty and ugH damn it would be very very good sex tbh he’d kiss you and then your neck and literally rip your clothes off and just sit you on the table and kiss you more and then start to finger you until you got impatient and then he’d push you back and just make you come so hard Jesus

Though the sex would be good, the food would be ruined so then Michael would say something stupid like “order a Christmas pizza”

Omg

So yeah I hope you liked that! Merry Christmas everyone!!

ALSO I HAVE A REQUEST. OKAY? IF ALL FOUR BOYS HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NEXT CHRISTMAS AND YOU ARE ONE OF THEM, YOU /HAVE/ TO LEARN THE JINGLE BELL ROCK ROUTINE FROM MEAN GIRLS. IT WOULD BE SO GOOD.

and hey imagine the sex after cos kinky lil Santa costumes ooh