or maybe that's just my full name

  • someone: *downvotes an article*
  • me: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I memorized all of Security & Clearance and Object Classes, and I've been involved in numerous supersecretstaffchats in #Site17, and I have over 300 confirmed upvotes. I am trained in immediate coldpost response and I'm the top poster in the entire section of Recent Posts. You are nothing to me but just another user. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me through a downvote? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of operational staff across the Foundation intranet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the O5 thread, maggot. The O5 thread that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Wikidot account. You're fucking permabanned, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can write you up for misbehavior in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in keyboard combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the in-universe Foundation task force Mu-4 and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable account name off the face of this vote-displaying under-article collapsible, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" downvote was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking mouse pointer. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking [REDACTED], kiddo.

Me: *finishes the first ep of Yuuri on Ice* yeah I guess that was pretty gay, like maybe a 4/6 on the kinsey scale

Ending song:

Me: Th-that’s just the light, it’s not suggestive at a-

Me: *swEATS* maybe a 5/6…

Me: HOLY SHIT IT’S FULL HOMO

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