or maybe that's just my full name

pixelatedmuffins  asked:

all the questions for Talulah.

@nonsimsical 

@5traits

@killo-bye

01. Full name: Talulah “Tai” Kahale

02. Best friend: She doesn’t have one yet, but she’s always excited about making new friends!
03. Sexuality: Panromantic Bisexual
04. Favorite color: Black
05. Relationship status: Divorced/Single
06. Ideal mate: Someone that always smells like fruit/citrus, someone who’s happy just to be in her arms without making it all about sex, someone who will be patient with her and hopefully knows how to cook better than she does.
07. Turn-ons: Warm embraces, slow dancing, whispering dirty things in her ear in a crowded room, a warm hand on the small of her back.
08. Favorite food: Cilantro, Cucumber, honey glazed fried chicken sandwiches! (I recommend trying these)
09. Crushes: She’s actually going to the aquarium with a certain handsome tall boxer :3
10. Favorite music: Alex Aiona, William Singe, H.E.R., Maroon 5(guilty pleasure), Kehlani, Mabel, Jhene Aiko, NAO, shes a basic bitch but there really isn’t a song that she can’t embarrassingly dance to while cleaning up her apartment!
11. Biggest fear: Having to depend on someone the way she used to depend on her ex, when her wife left she took everything, all the money, all the valuables they had. So she makes an effort to keep a job and be able to always split the check on dates.
12. Biggest fantasy: Having an actual wedding (she eloped with her ex so she never got the whole pretty dress and wedding party)
13. Bad habits: Holding everything in and never talking about her pain or her problems, she usually holds it all in until she gets home and can cry into Craig’s fur.
14. Biggest regret: Falling in love at 17 and wasting 3 and a half years on someone that just ended up not only breaking her heart, but also ruining her credit.
15. Best kept secrets: Her parents still don’t know that she was married to a woman, mostly because she’s not sure how they would react to knowing that she’s also interested in women.
16. Last thought: “I haven’t touched another human below the waist in 2 years”
17. Worst romantic experience: She’s only been in one relationship, so it’s arguably the best and worst experience she’s ever had.
18. Biggest insecurity: That she just isn’t good enough to keep someone interested in her.
19. Weapon of choice: Curse/Voodoo doll
20. Role Model: Laverne Cox

anyway, here’s wonderwall

back at it again with a “new Sith.” His name’s Juyâsh and he’s a big boy. tough boy. good boy

Me: *finishes the first ep of Yuuri on Ice* yeah I guess that was pretty gay, like maybe a 4/6 on the kinsey scale

Ending song:

Me: Th-that’s just the light, it’s not suggestive at a-

Me: *swEATS* maybe a 5/6…

Me: HOLY SHIT IT’S FULL HOMO

  • someone: *downvotes an article*
  • me: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I memorized all of Security & Clearance and Object Classes, and I've been involved in numerous supersecretstaffchats in #Site17, and I have over 300 confirmed upvotes. I am trained in immediate coldpost response and I'm the top poster in the entire section of Recent Posts. You are nothing to me but just another user. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me through a downvote? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of operational staff across the Foundation intranet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the O5 thread, maggot. The O5 thread that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Wikidot account. You're fucking permabanned, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can write you up for misbehavior in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in keyboard combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the in-universe Foundation task force Mu-4 and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable account name off the face of this vote-displaying under-article collapsible, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" downvote was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking mouse pointer. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking [REDACTED], kiddo.