or maybe not

realizing you’re on the ace spectrum like

“I’d hit that.” “You… you don’t even know them though??”

“Oh come on, everyone has a list of celebrities they’d totally have sex with if they had a chance.” “Haha yeah ok” *internally* what

"Ya so like for the past few years I’ve felt zero attraction to people I wasn’t friends with first?? Lol what’s up with that”

Why did you have to have sex with them?? Couldn’t you just hold it?? Like pee??

“You’ll meet someone who makes you feel like that someday, don’t worry” “……sounds fake but ok”

“Sex is an important part of a relationship! Everyone has sexual needs!” “….sounds fake but ok”

“Dude that girl is so hot” “I know right?? Look at her fucking eyeliner. Goals. The fuck.” “No I meant like… look at that ass” “Are we looking at the same person are you really focussing on her ass look at how visually appealing her outfit is and dont you dare fuckin tell me that eyeliner isnt fierce as hell

“Aesthetic attraction and sexual attraction are two different things” *puzzle pieces vERY RAPIDLY FALLING INTO PLACE*

*staring at the ceiling at two-thirty in the morning* i could die a virgin and i would regret absolutely nothing

“What’s your ideal girl like?” “Uh… my best friend?” “Oh cute, you want your girlfriend to be the one who knows you best!” “No I meant I am literally only attracted to my best friend she is my ideal girl please help I am dying”

“We’ve been dating for six months and we still haven’t had sex!!” “Have you marathoned Star Wars together yet?” “Yeah we did that like two weeks ago” “Well what more do you want

*thinking about an attractive woman* *dissecting my entire personality and sexuality to figure out why I’m attracted to her this time* is it the muscles. Oh my god is this a sex thing. Oh my god what the hell is this. Oh my god what the fuck is the wtf the fuck the fUCK

*Next day* Zarya could punch me in the face while eating me out and I’d let her but only because she’s a fictional character and therefore could literally never do that


(why is that tho. maybe i should look into that *doesnt look into it*)

“What do you find most attractive in a girl?” “Gotta love those strong emotional bonds” “No I meant like what’s a turn-on for you?” “DID I McFUCKING STUTTER”

*staring at the ceiling at two-thirty in the morning again* sexual attraction should be added to the cryptid wikia

“Yeah sex sounds like a great stress reliever and a nice way to strengthen the bonds between you and your partner(s)” “Well there’s more to it than that…” *The Arctic Monkey’s Do I Wanna Know starts playing in my head* “Haha ok buddy”

"There’s more to being ace than just not being interested in having sex or not feeling sexual attraction. In fact there’s a whole spectrum. You may even feel sexual attraction sometimes but still be ace. You can also be gay and ace at the same time.” “…bro.” “Also it’s totally normal.” *sobbing* “…bro. Bro there are words for it there’s an entire list oh my god-”


About the scene in ASiP where Sherlock deduces John’s phone (i.e. his heart )..

I can never get over the fact that right after Sherlock finishes deducing John’s phone, he lets out this TINY breath.. And purses his lips..

He was holding his breath the whole time..

This makes me sad. Because this is about the usual reactions Sherlock gets.. People say “Piss off!” . Here he is really trying to impress John, but knows the reactions people give.. And goes like ‘Here, I have deduced you, and I really wanna keep you . And this was the best I could give for now. And now go ahead.. Break my Heart like everybody does ‘. And then he pursed his lips and prepared for the rejection to come..

And when John replies “That was.. amazing !”

Sherlock looks seriously baffled.. Not just because somebody appreciated his deduction. But also because John, whom he is trying to impress from their first meeting, is now impressed by him.. Sherlock Holmes, the consulting detective is captivated by John Watson, the army doctor, from that moment…

And the happiest man on earth…

I get SO ANNOYED when i show a non kpop person something of Taemin’s and the first comment they said 10 seconds in is ..”is this a guy!?”

DOES THAT MATTER!!?? is that your only concern right now becasue hes showing you raw talent and beauty too good for this earth and thats what your asking me!? sit down and shut your lips and watch the Golden Maknae pls