or maybe it's not idek

anonymous asked:

eyewitness

  • usa network
  • too many crackers
  • fucking green as fuck,,,whY
  • also usa network
  • THE SEX TAPE WHY THE FUCK!!!!
  • “philukas” sounds better than “philkas”
  • the fandom is gross
  • srsly who decided green color grading would be a good idea
  • where tf is season 2
  • doesn’t deserve all the hate
  • did i mention usa network

Send me a subject & i will tell you everything i don’t like about it. 

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FANGIRL CHALLENGE
[3/?] male characters
» TWELFTH DOCTOR
“You call this a war? This funny little thing? This is not a war! I fought in a bigger war than you will ever know. I did worse things than you could ever imagine. And when I close my eyes… I hear more screams than anyone could ever be able to count! And do you know what you do with all that pain? Shall I tell you where you put it? You hold it tight… till it burns your hand, and you say this… No one else will ever have to live like this! No one else will have to feel this pain! Not on my watch!

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inspired by the time i randomly ran into goro at the subway bread store?? ? they r gay bcuz i said so (anyways im sleep deprived don’t judge me)

“Lonicera Paellax”

Ignis/Aranea (FFXV) | 3.2k words | I’ll tag it M but it doesn’t really deserve it

Authors Notes: Oh god, there wasn’t enough content for this ship so I made some??? Have 3,000 words of Ignis over-intellectualizing the entire universe, and Aranea being her generally sassy self. Pre-Altissia. Canon compliant where there’s actually canon to be had. Vague musings of Iggy’s backstory. Allusions to Aranea/Ravus. 


“So what is this plant we’re hunting for, again?”

Lonicera Paellax.”

“Great. Got anything more helpful than that, Ivory Tower?” Aranea’s voice was a taunting barb a few paces behind him as they picked their way through the beach rose and scrub pine of the Vannath sea-cliffs. “I’m not writing a dissertation. I’d just like to be able to spot the damn things before I’ve crushed them all to hell. These boots aren’t exactly ballet shoes, you know.”    

Ignis smirked. Of course he new that the scientific name was useless in their current context, but he liked the sound of the words… and maybe the sound of her frustration.

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tokyo ghoul ask meme
  • kaneki ken: do you like to read?
  • kamishiro rize: do you get bored easily?
  • nagachika hideyoshi: is there a friend you'd do anything for?
  • kirishima touka: have you done anything in the past that you're not proud to admit?
  • kirishima ayato: do you love your siblings, if any?
  • fueguchi hinami: have you lost anyone/anything important to you?
  • nishio nishiki: is there anyone you hated at first but eventually came to like in your life?
  • tsukiyama shuu: have you ever spoken to someone in a language everyone knows you're not fluent in?
  • uta: have people ever told you you're two-faced?
  • hoito roma: have you ever faked ignorance so people would stop paying attention to you?
  • renji yomo: do you think you're the caring type of person?
  • yoshimura: do you know how to brew coffee?
  • naki: is there anyone you consider your role model in life?
  • eto: are you an easy-going person?
  • tatara: are you currently living in the same country in which you are born in?
  • nutcracker: do you believe your childhood shapes you?
  • takizawa seidou: are you afraid of death?
  • amon koutarou: have you ever been betrayed by someone you trusted deeply?
  • mado akira: are you particular about time?
  • suzuya juuzou: have you ever only realised someone is important to you after they're gone?
  • arima kishou: have you ever achieved anything you're proud of when you were young?
  • ginshi shirazu: do you think you're capable of shouldering huge responsibilities?
  • urie kuki: what is your goal in life?
  • mutsuki tooru: are you happy with the way you are now?
  • yonebayashi saiko: are you procrastinating while answering this question?

septiplier.exe has stopped working pls try again later 

Myrick stared down at his hand as he stepped out of the car. He shook his head to himself, “You’ve done this before, just remember.” He whispered as he took a step forward before falling over.

My favorite thing about gender-swapped Twilight Reimagined is all the people who HATE twilight just reading it for the lulz and being drawn in and loving it against their will.

“SO JACOB BECOMES JULES WHO IS A HOT NATIVE AMERICAN SECRET WEREWOLF WHO LOVES FIXING CARS AS A HOBBY?! WAIT DOES THIS MEAN THERE WILL BE AN ALMOST ALL-FEMALE WEREWOLF PACK UP IN HERE?! WITH LIKE A POWER STRUGGLE AND EVERYTHING?! VOLTURI SISTERS?! HOT DAMN I AM HERE FOR THIS!” <—that kind of thing, very entertaining

Giving In to 2009

Giving In to 2009 | It’s been a couple days of flirting, and teasing incessantly, and neither Dan nor Phil have any clue why 2009 Phil has replaced 2015 Phil, but they don’t really care with how busy they are trying to get the other into their pants. Who’sgoing to give in first? Part of 2009x2015 Phan Series | Phan | Mature | Smut, Riding | 4,584 Words

Disclaimer: In no way do Ipretend that this is real or cast aspersions on Dan or Phil.

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Asking a Favor (KaiSoo vs Baeksoo)
  • *KaiSoo*
  • jongin: hyung, can you help me throw this trash away?
  • kyungsoo: *feeling all giddy and happy* sure jongin
  • *BaekSoo*
  • baekhyun: kyungsoo, help me throw this trash away?
  • junmyeon: KYUNGSOO WHERE ARE YOU GOING OH GOD PLEASE PUT BAEKHYUN DOWN RIGHT NOW

I haven’t been on tumblr in ages and only came back cause i fell in love with One Piece(I am v proud of myself i caught up in 48 consecutive days) and needed to find content ASAP

Life event: Gonna be moving in with my girlfriend AT THE END OF THE MONTH, REAL REAL SOON! very exciting and i love her!

I chat a lot on Twitter (my @ is deercassette) if anyone wants to hmu