or like is it even fishy lol

Do You Know Me?

Oh man. I’m hooked (HAHAHA…sorry). I wrote some Sidon x Link. Because I am weak for that stupid sweet sharkboy. This one is for @cinensis, who is aboard this ship with me and as thanks for his awesome support. ENJOY.

All fluff - cut for length, not for content.

Originally posted by potionxshop

Link wakes up sweating and panting, the silken seaplant sheets a tangle around him. It’s hard to tell if he has made any sort of noise in his sleep, but his throat feels rough, like he’s been inhaling small pieces of rock. The private bedchamber Prince Sidon gave him is in one of the towers overlooking the square below, where he can see the profile of Mipha’s statue from the balcony, past the gossamer curtains.

“Once this whole thing is over maybe things can go back to how they used to be when we were young.”

That’s what she had said, in the memory he had had, and perhaps that should have given him some comfort, but…he had seen her again in his dream, and her image shattered into a thousand fragments. There was chaos and screaming, pain and darkness, and then…he had awoken before there was anything more.

Sleep is the worst time for Link. Sleep, when he can’t tell where pieces of memories end and the tricks of a broken mind take over.

Link rises and puts on his simple tunic - leaving the Zora Armor neatly on the chest where he had placed it after trying it on (even the perfect fit had frustrated him, though he did not show it) - and wanders out, down the stairs to the Domain sprawling below. He knows that on the morrow, he will be called to fight the monster plaguing them, once again take on the mantle of the Champion of Hyrule, and…

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anonymous asked:

Would you mind explaining to me what a "fish queen", "comedy queen", and "pageant queen" are? And maybe use examples of past/present queens so I can get an idea of what is what... because I get so confused when they use those terms cause I have no clue what they're talking about lol

They are all almost like stereotypes that say if a queen does one thing she therefore must be a certain way all the time. But I don’t think you should put anyone in a box or label them.

However the terms generally mean:

“Fishy Queen” - is a queen that looks very stereotypically feminine and dresses very feminine and looks very much like a woman. Many would consider Gia Gunn, Courtney Act, Katya Zamo, April Carrion, Naomi Smalls, Valentina, Willam Belli, Jujubee, Bible Girl etc as fishy queens. The term ‘fishy’ I believe derives from the smell of vajayjay (gross lol)

“Pageant Queen” - is basically as it says, a queen who competes in pageants. They often have very big hair, big jewellery and often wear extremely rhinestoned (if that’s even a word!) costumes. Notable Pageant Queens are Alyssa Edwards, Roxxxy Andrews, Kennedy Davenport, Stacey ‘Henny’ Lane Matthews etc

“Comedy Queens” - are again literally what you would think, queens who do comedy. Examples include Bianca Del Río, Alaska Thunderfuck, Bob The Drag Queen, Jinkx Monsoon, Detox iCunt, Ginger Minge, Willam Belli, Trixie Mattel, Thorgy Thor etc.

BUT!!!

These terms/ labels are not exclusive i.e. You can be more than one. For example, by these definitions Willam would considered a 'comedy queen’ and a 'fishy queen’. Gia Gunn is both a 'fishy queen’ and a 'pageant queen’. Katya is also both a 'fishy queen’ and a 'comedy queen’.

However as I said before I don’t think you should label people so exclusively necessarily. Also there are many other different queen categories such as a 'look queen’ which is a queen who is only good at presenting a look and has few talents elsewhere. Again this isn’t always strictly true as some may label Roxxxy as a 'look queen’ but she is also an AMAZING lyricist and rapper 😉
Also many queens sing as part of their gig eg Adore, Courtney, Willam, Trixie. And again Trixie sings more serious songs and does stand up comedy therefore she is not categorised into one specific box. Similarly Alaska sings comedy songs. So just because you do one thing doesn’t restrict you from doing another!

Hope it makes more sense now!! 👍🏼💖😇

Feel free to add other examples of each type of queen!😁

(Ps this is just my perspective I’m not saying it’s set in stone or right or wrong, don’t come for me 😉)

Magnus: so i kidnapped two guys and later they died purely because i was curious abt something
Fandom: lol love u magnus!!!!!!! it wasnt ur fault they died!!!! u did ur best!!!!!!
Lucretia: i was out voted, and what happened next was a terrible mistake i didnt even want to be a part of, and i did everything i could to make it right again despite that and im so sorry for not being completely honest. i am so sorry. i kust didnt want you to know you were responsible for deaths of thousands and thousands of people and wanted you to feel like heroes instead. im so sorry for my mistakes.
Fandom: hmm….still sounds fishy……….i mean she stole the baby voidfish…………..like…….obviously she cant be ALL GOOD right? like………..shes not the big bad but that doesnt mean i can trust her yet……….
me: yeah okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay

anonymous asked:

Sooooo you said like "when will Jikook release a song together? Never. Even though they probs want to/can" 👀Are you perhaps a proponent of the Jikook has been looking forcibly? separated and awks theory? They went from being glued at the hip in front of cameras to NEVER sitting together at fansigns, NEVER taking selcas together etc. I dunno, it's fishy imo. Maybe they just like their space, but after a year/two years or so of being suuuuper close I can't see why they'd just be like DISTANCE.

lol though i realize it may have come across that way I don’t really think they’re forced apart…that much. Cockblocked, a lot, yes. But not forced I don’t think. A lot of people like the idea or are under the impression that their management tries to push them apart but personally I think if they really wanted to, we wouldn’t be getting so many “jikook moments” persay. Sure they get separated at fanmeetings and stuff…but all in good reason. They get distracted. XD But I don’t think that their managers are like “OMG JIKOOK MA NOTP NUH UH YOU BETTER STAND AWAY.”

The reason I said they’re delayed in releasing a song together isprobably more on their personal level–like, I don’t get it, I’m pretty sure they enjoy performing together and know they look good and sound good together but WHY WON’T THEY DO ANYTHING BOUT IT LAJDAKL Like bruh, you don’t understand. This weirdass desire to hear a proper Jikook duet of mine started before I even knew who BTS was. I just kind of heard them singing together back then and immediately went to google “Jimin & Jungkook Duet Live” but of cooooourse I got nothing. Two, three years later. STILL NOTHING. 

But like. WHY?

It just makes so much sense for them to have a duet together: they’re BTS’ main vocalists and they get along and don’t mind working with each other and compliment each other and what not so WHY NOT. yeah idk i lose sleep over it. 

though personally, think it has to do with jimin’s reluctance to sing or do covers but c’mon. do it for your cute jeonboi. i don’t think he’d mind tbh ;)

these are like the nastiest candies on the planet and I LOVE THEM SO MUCH- LIKE OH MY GOSH I ADORE THEM.

They’re frickin nasty but… at the same time I think they’re incredibly delicious??!!!!

Like I can understand when people see them and cringe and I’m like: heck yeah, give me those salty black licorice fishies i’ll eat them all

anyways, i’m weird

anonymous asked:

JUNGKOOK IN MR MIN THOUGH. LIKE HE SEEMS SO SWEET BUT IN THE INSIDE HES SO LIKE I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN. MAN HE ACTS LIKE HES THE BETTER ONE HERE. ITS SO FISHY THAT IM STARTING TO LIKE MR MIN BETTER

Personally I am over here living for all the people who keep switching teams with every chapter. Oh! Or the ones who don’t like either of them lol.

anonymous asked:

I love you blog! You deserve an award/medal for your awesome research skills! I get mindblown ( I think that's the right expression/word lol) and I end up feeling a bit like a fool when I read your posts, although everything makes sense when I do read them because you explain it and you back yourself up so well! Keep being awesome and cool, groovy lady!

Aw. thanks.

I think everyone in this fandom knows that this smells super fishy and we all feel like she’s making out like a bandit and he’s helping her for shady reasons.

I just bring up data and receipts to back up our suspicions.

But let’s be honest. Is anyone even a tiny bit surprised by anything I’ve posted? Haven’t we all known all along that something weird is going on?

Originally posted by 2009wasagoodyear

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(´ Д `) At first, I was pretty indifferent about the new Fates 4koma comic, but then I saw one of the artists posting some previews of their work for this comic and now I hope this book will arrive to me soon enough cause I just can’t wait to see more pretty pics of my fav squad…

isn’t it crazy how in past seasons queens have received sooooo much scrutiny for not being able to sew, and in this competition ginger (who has already won 3 challenges) has never even been faced with a situation where it truly mattered, besides the conjoined twin episode? 

like, where are the damn sewing challenges? look and aesthetic are incredibly important within the drag world. ginger presents the same, unmemorable type of look every week and then gets bitter when the fishy queens get praised. yeah bitch because they put time and effort into their aesthetic! 

anonymous asked:

i know we can credit this blessed hug to the amazing god Oh Sehun, however i fully believe that this all happened because you were at the concert, the ChanBaek queen. IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU GETTING TO SEE IT LIVE <3

Hello there darling~ <3 (to the anon who asked this pls read till the end if you can ^^) First of all, 

Full!Vid


YES THE HUG IS AWESOME IKR. THE MOMENT I SAW SEHUN DRAGGING BH TOWARDS CY’S BACK AND BH WAS SO STIFF 

SO I WAS WONDERING WHAT CAN OUR MAKNAE BE PLANNING TO DO BC BH WAS STANDING SO STIFFLY AND IS SMILING LIKE HE’S SHY. 

AND THEN I SAW THE ALMIGHTY OH SEHUN TURNING CY AROUND TO FACE BH AND I WAS LITERALLY

BASICALLY, I COULDN’T TAKE ANY VIDS BC I WAS SO SURPRISED AND I WAS JUST GAPING AND MY EYES WERE JUST WIDE AF AND I WASN’T EVEN ABLE TO SCREAM CHANBAEK/BAEKYEOL (unlike the fanboy behind me yes fanboy, who was screaming “ChanBaek” like there was no tomorrow)

But I srsly wasn’t able to say anything. I was just staring and thinking: “Did I just fcking witness one of the most glorious BaekYeol moment ever live?”

And upon realizing that I was:

Just kidding! (no not really I felt like crying and worshiping Oh Sehun right then and there but I can’t coz there’s still a bunch of songs left for the concert and I can’t be a crying mess just yet)


AND YASS THEN HERE’S COME THE DELULU ME. No BaekYeol text post created by me is delulu free so…keke

You know it’s weird bc Cy was resistant af and he’s smiling as if he’s super shy AND WHEN WAS CY EVER SHY TOWARDS INITIATING SKINSHIP WITH OTHER MEMBERS. His reaction srsly screams “What what what omg omg omg omg omg.”

And isn’t Bh and Cy rly close? They’re obv comfortable around each other and it was obv in their vroom vroom broadcast and they also said so themselves. SO there ain’t rly any reason to get embarrassed abt a simple hug when they’ve done similar stuff.

These also happened on cam so why weren’t they embarrassed to do skinship here? Did time change it? How so? They felt awkward after finding out that they’re being shipped with each other and that there r ppl like me who honestly considers that Bh and Cy might be something more than friends? Nuh-uh I think that’s not the case.

Bc hello? Would Bh and Cy keep being in the Vapp together and having interactions if they rly did feel awks when they know that can spark shippers’ delusions?

coz they did this during exo’luxion in manila too. The “forced and awkward hug” as anti BaekYeol ppl would call it wasn’t the only BaekYeol moment okiiee? Just, no. I don’t think Bh and Cy is that bothered abt being shipped with each other. If you wanna know why I think that’s the case read this.


And y’know Cy’s able to do skinship with Kai, Ksoo, Sehun, all the other members without an ounce of shame. But why in the world is Cy acting like he’s gonna do skinship with a fellow member for the first time when Sehun is bringing him and Bh to do a fake kiss which I think is a part of their exo’luxion perf but they usually do the fake kiss bet. Jongdae and Junmyeon (I think. correct me if I’m wrong)

But here comes the almighty Oh Sehun. It seems like he took notice of the big ass ChanBaek banner that the BaekYeol shippers in the PH created (God bless CBFUPH) and made an effort to display in their area. So maybe the Oh so generous Sehun thought “why not give them the pleasure to experience some fanservice?”

And y’know, if Bh and Cy just outright did the fake kiss without any hesitation then I would’ve fangirled so hard but I’d know that it was fanservice and it ain’t that special. Coz it may not be obv but I am still somehow rational. (a lil bit I think haha)


But anw~

they were supposed to do a fake kiss. Just ONE FAKE KISS which the other members could do with no worries but WHY WAS BH AND CY (esp Cy) BEING SO DAMN RESISTANT AND EMBARRASSED ABT IT. Bh and Cy’s reaction says a lot for me tbh.

Bc who tf gets shy for hugging a friend. Srsly who? And they’re the same gender what’s there to be so shy about? Bc they’re guys? Duh Bh and Cy hugs other members with no shame. And that’s srsly what irked me the most. WHY DID BH AND CY LOOK SO EMBARRASSED (in very diff ways)

In general, Cy isn’t rly shy. He CAN do fanservice with no worries seeing as how he acts like Kai’s fan and how he usually clings around Ksoo. And Bh is just plain fond of skinship bc it’s quite obv with how he does it with other members. 

But they were just so awkward (yes it was awkward I know) and shy when they were being dragged by Sehun to do a fake kiss or hug! And tbh the fact that they were awkward only made it more special for me. Bc being plain platonic friends would mean that they can hug easily and with no hint of awkwardness.

Coz we all know feeling awkward while hugging your friend would either mean u ain’t close with them, u had a fight with them, OR there is tension bet. u two that can only occur when one has feelings for the other. In other words, sexual tension. I AIN’T SAYING THERE WAS ACTUAL SEXUAL TENSION DURING THE HUG OKAY I’M JUST SAYIN’ THE POSSIBILITIES. CHILL! LEL

THEY LOOK LIKE TWO HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS WHO HAVE A CRUSH ON EACH OTHER BUT DOESN’T KNOW IT AND SEHUN’S THEIR MUTUAL FRIEND WHO CAN’T STAND THE TENSION AND FORCES THE TWO TO HUG EACH OTHER BUT SINCE THEY’RE RLY SHY THEY TRY TO GET AWAY FROM EMBARRASSMENT BUT SEHUN IS FORCEFUL SO WITH ALL THE AWKWARDNESS TWO HS STUDENTS CAN HAVE THEY HUGGED SO THAT SEHUN WOULD STOP.

they SRSly HuGGE D eVEN IF IT waS JUSt FOR a sEC

AND BH JUST HONESTLY COMPLETES MY DELUSION WITH THAT EXPRESSION. LIKE IF I HUGGED MY CRUSH I’D PROB BE LIKE THAT AS WELL. JUST LOOK AT THAT CUTE LITTLE SMILE AND THE FACT THAT HE EVEN CLOSED HIS EYES WHILE HUGGING CY JUST…  “whAT IS LIFE hOW TO FcKINg cHILL ?? !”

Not to mention Bh pulled down his hat before he and Cy hugged. For what reason? To cover something? I THINK BH WAS EXPECTING HE AND CY WERE GONNA DO THE FAKE KISS LOL HS CRUSH MATERIAL AF. HNGGGSS.

Then Cy pushing Bh away bc it’s feels awkward hugging ur crush aye? No srsly I have no idea why Cy didn’t want to hug Bh that much. Fishy fishy~

Huhu and I saw it live. If you darlings saw it live the feels would be doubled up! I swear! Their chemistry in real life is so strong! I mean on cam it is already strong, but in real life, you’ll just realize why ppl ship them so much together bc once they’re beside each other it’s just so…UGHH!

Short!BONUS

I read this theory that Bh and Cy might have gotten a lil bit of a fight. And that the fight is most likely Bh’s fault. Sehun knew abt it and as the nosy maknae that he is, decided that he should make things even MORE awkward (or maybe hoping that they’d male up) by forcing them to hug.

Which is actually a tad bit believable bc Bh is being one clingy pup. And not to mention before the hug, Cy was the one who was turning away and Bh is just standing there.

And while they were hugging, Bh was kinda trying to hold on and Cy pushed Bh and acted like nothing happened. But that is just a theory I read and we don’t know if it’s real and I’m deluded…so yeah! HAHA


And ofc, let us all take a moment to appreciate our instigator, the almighty: Oh Sehun.

They were selling a bunch of these before the concert. There were KaiSoo ver. Hunhan ver. and BaekYeol ver. Each ver. has diff pics. The one Sehun is wearing is just 1 out of the 5(?) designs I saw for BaekYeol. I think it’s obv our country’s EXO-Ls are BaekYeol and KaiSoo trash HAHA.

Just look at our BaekYeol president. Isn’t he looking majestic and beautiful just doing his thing? And Bh is just there smiling to himself as if he’s abt to get a hug from his long time crush. Oh wait, isn’t that what’s rly happening? Kidding kidding keke. no not really :P


And a short info abt my experience in exo’luxion in Manila ^^ (u can skip this if u want)

I SUGGEST YOU DARLINGS GO TO VIP SEATED OR LOWER BOX. Or just anywhere just MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A SEAT. Bc if you think being in VIP floor means you get to enjoy the most, nuh-uh. I was in the VIP floor, I might be one of the closest ppl to the stage but I could barely see them! In the end, I needed to move to the back part where I won’t die of suffocation to at least see them. And see EXO live I did, but during certain times, I could only see their back.

Plus my legs hurt like hell rn bc I was standing for 3 hours straight as well as jumping around bc it was so fun like a party and even tho ur tired you’ll be hit by adrenaline and just start jumping around and screaming coz “Some awesome song which isn’t in their albums + Machine + Drop that + Run” was plain jumping and jumping courtesy of DJ!Yeol in a suit who was blond AND IS SUPER HOT AF IN REAL LIFE HIS BICEPS ARE THE REAL DEAL. Plus Cy was the most energetic amongst all the members in my opinion, he kept on encouraging fans to sing with them and to scream and he was also the one who threw in the most ad-libs.

And make sure to bring catchy stuff! When I was being suffocated at the front part of the VIP floor which is very near the stage Bh was dancing JUST IN FRONT OF US so I raised my fan with Bh’s face in it along with a lightstick and once Bh saw it he raised his eyebrows while smiling and dancing and I didn’t want to be delusional so I’ll just say that he looked at my direction and that was more than enough for me. If you guys wanna get a certain to look at your direction, know where he’s positioned and bring a catchy item so they’ll notice it! Bh is mostly at the right side btw bc I was there. Jongin picked up a chicken drumstick stuffed toy happily so just think of any good stuff! :D

And remember, it doesn’t matter if the members notice you or not (at least not for me) what matters most is that you enjoy the concert and to have fun! Don’t spend the entire concert taking pics/vids bc you always see EXO on screen! Put your gadgets down for at least one song and lose yourself for a moment bc I barely took pics/vids and I can honestly say I had the time of my life just watching EXO perform live and taking in the fact that I’m seeing the real boys I thought I can only see through screens. It was overwhelming and absolutely amazing.

But I still wished I could’ve been sitting down HAHA. And also, don’t forget to have a bottle of water with u bc u r gonna be thirsty af (literally) after screaming ur lungs out and jumping like crazy. All in all, it was fun! ^^ Although, it was kinda sad that yixing wasn’t there. Srsly I felt annoyed that he wasn’t with the other members but I needed to enjoy so I just sucked it up haha.

SILVER OCEAN! Which is wider btw I just wasn’t able to take a pic of it all.

SOOOOOO much confetti fell down during unfair and it was like snow it was sooooo beautiful and precious <3

that’s Bh. So HD I know. U can see Bh’s pores from my pic, thank me later.

That’s Bh and Cy. And again with my HD pics, u can thank me later.

Jk. So those are my low quality pics bc I didn’t take much and I was shaking haha. Okay that’s all, feel free to ask me if you have any questions! ^^



Lastly, to the anon who sent this ask. Thank you so much for sending me a message <3 and omg omg that is so nice of you to say! The hug happened bc I was there?? Nawwww although I think it was all thanks to the other Filipino CB shippers, I’ll just think that it did happen bc I was there haha.

And me? A ChanBaek queen? Dayum my ChanBaek queen is puppy store tbh (she was in the concert but I have no idea what she looks like) But thanks for thinking that darling! I’m beyond flattered by your words and I’m honestly touched that you’re happy for me, it means a lot bc I AM VERY happy that I saw the BaekYeol hug live TT___TT Thank you again, I love you~ and I hope you have a great day!

One last picture of Bh and Cy looking like two high school students who have a crush on each other so they feel extremely shy when their friend forced them to hug keke it is so cute! <3

anonymous asked:

I seriously believe darius zackaly I think his name is, is the beast titan. Same face, same hair, even the same glasses! Imagine that, commander of the military is the commander of the warriors, crafty...

Hi Anon~Sorry for my late reply~^^

Yup, up to now there’re many predictions about the identity of Beast Titan. I agree Mr Beast Titan (aka Zeke) looks like Zackly, while Zackly said something fishy in chapter 70 (here, Zackly’s appearance is similar to Zeke!)

In Chinese snk fandom, it seems that most people believe Beast Titan is actually a Yeager, since they’re both titan shifters with pointed ears in their titan forms:

And also, Zeke looks like Grisha (wait…Eren’s uncle? lol)

In my opinion, I tend to believe Zeke is actually an Ackerman~!

 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Firstly, here is a comparison of different Ackerstares~!

Kenny:

Levi: credits to @amayaokami

Mikasa:

And here’s Zeke’s:

Wait I’ve missed Grandpa Ackerman:

Back to Zeke again:

Look similar…..right? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

More important is, in chapter 77 Zeke said they must fulfil their duty to retrieve the Coordinate (it appears the Coordinate is not the power of the Reiss family) and put a stop to this cursed history—which reminds me of the persecution of the Ackerman and Asian clans.

It also appears the “Hometown” people consider those who live inside the Walls are evils and dirty? Are their children educated to hate people living inside the Walls and seek revenge on them? Because the King of the Walls had stolen the Coordinate power+titan serum from the “Hometown?”

To read more about my headcanon regarding Zeke, Ackerman/Asian clans and their relationship with the “Hometown”, you can read  The Ackermans’ Solemn Hour: My Ackerman headcanon story

Read more of my theories:

Snk 77 thoughts: Mikasa may know some secrets

Snk Predictions: The Ackermans may be the enemies

Predictions: Mikasa may be/become a Titan Shifter

Barrels and Bandage: My Snk 76 Predictions

Mikasa may be needed for activating the Coordinate Power

anonymous asked:

do you think simgurudaniel has something to do with the leak? he's behaving really odd on social media and on twitter he was the only one of the gurus who even acknoleged the leak and his only response was "lol".. i feel like he's the one who has something to do with it or knows who did it, and i think he's just finding it all really funny.

Actually, I do think Daniel Hiatt might be Sim Nonymous. The first anonymous email apparently contained a quote from the show Pretty Little Liars. When someone asked SimGuruDaniel about it, he said:

And he did indeed say “lol” in response to a tweet containing images of a leaked email and gameplay screenshot. SimGurus have never, EVER directly referenced a leak. It’s definitely fishy, but I also don’t think Daniel Hiatt would be so careless. If he was risking his job to leak info to the fans, he wouldn’t be making it so obvious on social media.

My theory is that Maxis is behind this. Maybe the Gurus actually have heard our complaints, and this is the only way they can give us information. SimGuruDrake always talks about how they aren’t allowed to give us information about things well in advance…maybe this is their way of getting around that rule.

I really don’t know though. It could just be a random low-level person on the team. Honestly, we’ll probably never know…