or just all the cookies

anonymous asked:

Do you know of any John Proudstar whump h/c fics? I found like four on ao3. Pleaso people I need more! If there aren't more, just write them (and you will get all the cookies^^)!! He is just to...whumpable to not be whumped. Also did you see the *shielding his girl* scene? Does look a little in pain with the bullets hitting him? So is he invincible and doesn't feel pain? Or is he just hard to injure but still feels stuff and would be injured when hit too hard or wearing one of those collars?

Here are two John fics that you may like:  An Accident & Gone Awry. :)

 And yes, loved that part!  I was thinking John getting shot would be the equivalent of getting shot in a vest; it would hurt but wouldn’t penetrate the skin?  Either that or because of the sheer volume of bullets, he was struggling with all this strength to stay upright and protect Clarice. But yes, if he was wearing a collar though….oh the possibilities!  I’m actually hoping that may happen at some point, or he is weakened by another mutant mentally or by power drain. <3

throwback to the time Mike Faist and Michael Park showed up at the teen center bake sale, after being invited on twitter, on their two show day, to buy cookies and rice krispy treats to support teens raising money to go to camp.

Snowflakes and Mistletoes

Pairing: Bucky X Reader

Words: 5050

Warnings: Fluff to Smut. NSFW gifs.

Prompt: christmas tree

Summary: You and Bucky spend Christmas by yourselves when the rest of the Avengers go on a “last minute” mission. Complaining about how you never put up a Christmas tree, Bucky surprises you. 

A/N: Not edited. I procrastinated so much on this one I don’t even know why. But I made it. Even though it’s a few days late. Sorry. Congrats @lovelynemesis for the one year anniversary and the 4K :) I live for your fics!!! They’re out of this world. Bucky taglist and permanent taglist are closed.

Keep reading


I’ve been doing a ‘Draw your mutuals style’ meme on twitter, here’s all the ones I’ve done so far!

Which apparently the running theme is just cookie getting wilder with each iteration 

@saltwort @saint-vagrant @siins
@smokeplanet @witnesstheabsurd @monarobot


♠ some general health/body care tips ♠

I’m by no means a professional so these are simply tips that I picked up over time from various sources, some including various websites, doctors, nutritionists, dermatologists, etc.

  • You actually don’t need to wash your body with soap every day if you didn’t sweat or got dirty. While not always, it tends to dry your skin out more so only use soap when you seriously need it. For the rest of the time, plain water is enough.
  • For the non-vegans/vegetarians: Salmon and honey are actually really good for you, for honey especially ambrosia, the one that’s made by the bee queen.
  • You probably don’t want to shave the hair close to (and especially in) your butt crack because they muffle the sound of farts.
  • While we’re at it, yes you probably should clean the part in between your butt cheeks as well and yes I know of enough people who don’t do this to find this point relevant enough.
  • If you have a vagina, don’t clean it! It does so itself and if you try to clean it with soap yourself, you’re actually just messing with its pH. You can clean the surrounding area, but don’t get too close to the actual thing.
  • If you’re vegan and/or vegetarian, try to keep an extra eye on your iron-levels, especially if you menstruate. You likely need an extra dose of iron to make up for the increased loss during your period. Also, vitamin C tends to make it easier for the body to hold on to/use plant-based iron.
  • If you want to have a healthy diet the keyword is BALANCE. You can totally eat the occasional burger or cookie, just be sure to not eat it all the time.
  • People who regularly work out a lot have a less unpleasant smelling body odor/sweat.
  • You also don’t need to work out every day. Actually, your body is able to achieve more if you give it about a day of rest between your workouts. This amount of time allows your body to benefit from something that’s called “overcompensation” during your next workout and will let it be able to work better and more efficiently than before.
  • Don’t skip breakfast! I know it’s hard sometimes, but it really is the most important meal of the day. If you can’t manage more, at least try to have a toast or one or two fruits.
  • Yoga won’t magically solve your problems, but it can help, if practiced regularly, to become much calmer and healthier which DOES help with solving your problems (if you put in effort). The same goes for meditation and practices like Tai Chi.
  • There is no set measure as to how much water you should drink daily, but if your urine is a pale yellow (not transparent!!!) you’re probably good. Still, some dermatologists say that the average adult man should drink 3 litres and the average woman 2.2 litres of water a day.
  • When you have a cold and a stuffed/full nose, eating spicy foods can help loosen that up - the spicier the better in this case, too.
  • Resistance bands when working out without a machine. They’re worth the burn, pinky promise.

Dear James,

WE FUCKING SAW THAT!  Was that the only way of taking the transmitter? Was it that difficult to do that without stealing a touch? Was it? Was it, James?

Makeup Marichat May, Day 11. Age-up Marinette!

Title: Change
Word Count: 1,934

It’d been a while since he really saw her last. After they’d gone off to university, he’d had a hectic schedule that didn’t allow him much time to socialize with his friends from middle school or high school. Plus, with Nino away in Spain, and Alya’s web journalism internship they hardly had a chance to all get together.

Seeing her now, sitting on her balcony quietly consumed in sketching, Chat Noir was hit with an overwhelming wave of nostalgia.

Keep reading

Share (OMGCP Drabble)

For prompt #20 from @checkplease100: share. Should be self-explanatory. :)

At the reception, Bitty pulls Alicia aside and presents a small, flat gift box.

“Eric!” She laughs. “You’re supposed to get these today, not give them.”

“I know, I know. But I didn’t want to wait because you’ve been wanting this for so long.”

With a perplexed smile, Alicia pulls out a folded piece of paper. She gasps when she opens it, revealing the words Moo Maw’s Blue Ribbon Chocolate Chip Cookies.

“She said I could share now that we’re all family,” Bitty explains.

“Oh Eric!” Alicia says, pulling him into a teary hug. “I’m so glad Jack met you.”

Being in a poly relationship with Richie and Eddie Headcanons|| FLUFF

Request: (Anonymous):Hey can I get headcanons for being in a poly relationship with Richie and Eddie? If you’re not comfortable with that it’s fine!! Ps I loooove your writing🖤 have a good day!

Author’s Note: Hope these are good enough. I’m sorry I couldn’t do more but I’m a bit tired and I wanted to get this done today. Enjoy Anon! Also credit to gif owner. Why do I keep putting these gifs one fluffy Headcanons. I don’t know man.

Originally posted by eddiekcspbrak

• You guys were kids, so you didn’t really know how to call it
• But Eddie and Richie were obviously crushing on each other, so you thought you’d be silly liking them both
• But one day, you hear a conversation between all the boys
• And both Eddie and Richie seemed to like you
• at first, they took it like a competition
• Richie would make jokes and would flirt with you and take you to the arcade
• Eddie would bring you flowers and he would watch movies with you
• you couldn’t choose, and the tension between the two of them was unbearable
• So you told them you liked them both and didn’t know what to do
• What surprised you is that Eddie , from all of you, suggested that maybe you could all be an item
• And so it starts , the innocent love of three children
• you three would be inseparable
• You would always have your backs, and whenever one was feeling down the other two were there to make them feel better
• Holding hands so much
• “ it isn’t weird, you’re weird”
• when someone was jealous , which obviously happened because you were still children , the others would come and comfort them
• Eddie being the moral support in the relationship
• Richie is the flirt and jokester
• And you were the wild card and the glue
• Long walks in the woods, just talking about what the future holds
• Eddie’s mom thinking he was with you, and Richie always getting mad about it
• You finally told him that he shouldn’t care what Eddie’s mom says
• ice cream dates. You guys took vanilla, chocolate and strawberry flavors
• kissing both of them on the cheek before leaving somewhere
• The losers being confused at first
• But then very supportive
• being paired up for projects
• borrowing clothes. Everyone wears everything
• Teasing and sassing each other
• So so so much
• always gushing about each other
• Loving every minute you spend with the two boys
• Richie being the protective one
• Eddie taking care of both you and Richie
• And you baking cookies for them
• Basically it’s all just cute and fluffy
• And you’re really happy
• And everyone living happily ever after

  • me: *rants about sudden unexplained outbreak of spots*
  • mum: *watches me eat four cookies in the space of a minute*
  • mum: yes what could possibly have caused this
“Just play the damn game with me !” - Batmom x Damian

Damian is a brat, but I kinda want to hug him to death…Wait…Oh well, anyway, here’s a little story where Batmom (you) really wants to bond with the kid.

(My masterlist blog here : https://ella-ravenwood-archives.tumblr.com)


You had gotten it printed into your brain. It was too late now, you couldn’t forget your idea, no matter what. Bruce knew, and didn’t try to stop you from doing what you were gonna do anyway. Besides, he thought it was cute.

What was your idea ? Simple. Damian never had a normal childhood. He was still a kid, only eleven…So he still had a chance at having somewhat of a normal childhood (if you put his nightly activities on the side…and the fact that he had been raised to be a killer).

Against all odds, you and Damian clicked pretty fast. He warmed up to you the fastest…He felt like you were the only one of the bat family not judging him in any way.  Also, you told him off when he was going to far, and he found that he couldn’t speak badly to you, that you had an effect on him that made him want to be nicer. Better…In a word, you quickly became his mommy.

He never really had an actual mother. Talia wasn’t exactly loving with him, and she did try to kill him a few times, succeeding once (a memory you don’t like to remember). You were the first one, even before Bruce or Dick, to make him feel loved and to make him feel what love really was…How could he resist that ?

The first time he called you “mom”, not “mother”, “mom”, you cried, and the poor boy thought he did something wrong. You explained to him that it was “happy tears”, but you’re not sure he understood. He gave you an awkward hug, and you couldn’t stop but smile. It’s that exact moment that forged the idea of trying to show him what a normal childhood was. But, even though he considered you his mom, he wasn’t going to make things easy for you and your plans.

Keep reading