imean do I cry myself to sleep every night thinking about how much I miss these idiots together like this?
Do I sit here and think about how much I miss how they made each other smile like they hadn’t just hung the moon but the entire solar system?
How they rocked the ‘spies just about to receive their top secret mission to topple evil dictators and nip home via KFC when they’re done’ look (BONUS POINT TO NIALL but honestly, the way they look so intense, “Yeah, but what sauce should we order with the popcorn chicken when we’re done Zayn,” *heavy sigh from Zayn* “Beats me, I just hope they don’t run out of gravy.”)
Staring into the crowd and into mine and your soul.
F$cking shit up at awards shows
Messing about at awards shows
Flirty giggly sunshines with Angus.(MY EYES - look at them)
The TIU junkets (should have been renamed jewel-ets cos of how precious these 3 were and Narry too).
Soft bubs, yes even with Louis’ expression
Trying to look tough bubs
They’ll be the death of all us bubs
*NUDgE WINK bubs*
LISTEN JUST WATCH THESE AND CRY (it has the walrus impression the second one which is one of my fave moments ever plus strawberry lace race where Zayn is distracted by Liam)
And just hope that we have the majesty of these 3 beautiful beardy boys
who are now such
great men in our lives together again soon.
I could’ve literally gone on forever cos I loved how they were perfect foils for each other, how they were so important for each other (STILL ARE), how they had their in jokes (STILL DO) bus 1, shpine/shmile, how tall are you? Miley Cyrus moment with lilo losing it with Zayn chucking it away.
When they were judging hard during the Miss America interview.
All the early beardy boys before they were beardy boys. We’re all a bit loose today *cue Louis losing it*
The only three people in the world that would ever persuade me to get onto a plane again.
I should shut up really but I don’t want to…but yeah…ONE DAY.
Any good reptile vet worth their salt would not say
‘As long as the lizards needs are met they would be fine on sand’
Impaction is always a risk no matter what, do not risk ur reptiles health for a 'natural’ look that isn’t even their natural habitat.
Keep ur reptiles on safe substrate like tile, paper towel, etc.
That is all.
29: Did you steal someone's cat? NESSIAN PLEASE!!! <3
Looking at Cassian, all muscles and wild ferocity and unruly hair, the last occupation you’d assign him was a nurse. Add the fact that he’d barely healed from having his wings torn to ribbons, and it seemed even less appropriate for him to care for others. Nesta had snarkly informed him of such several times.
No matter how many times she chastised him, however, he seemed hellbent on ignoring her. Though the cauldron had only made her physically stronger, he insisted that she was in need of monitoring. “You’ve been through hell, Nes,” he’d say softly, when she woke up drenched in sweat, sure she could still feel water flooding her lungs. “You deserve some decent rest.”
Resting was not easy. In a new, strange place that screamed danger, to her lingering human senses, Nesta would lie awake for hours at night, unable to switch off her brain. Nightmares cut short whatever time she could get sleeping. When she spent the daylight hours training, sheer exhaustion was the only thing that could hold her under.
Though she was loath to admit it, Cassian’s ‘nursing’ did help. He’d stand guard outside her doors at night, fetch her warm drinks before bed, and always be there for her when she woke up screaming for them to leave Elain alone. Sure, she’d cuss and curse and him and push him away, but heavens was she grateful for the grounding sensation of her touch when she awoke certain she was drowning. She supposed if anyone had to see her like that, at least it was only him. Big, dumb, lumbering Cassian. Stupid, idiotic Cas. Moron. Oversized beast.
But so, so warm. She came to look forward to the way he stroked her hair with gentle fondness before going to stand guard for the night. She’d dread the nightmares that little bit less knowing that if she lost her grip upon reality, he’d come pull her back, putting those ridiculously muscular arms to use for something. Sometimes he’d even lie down next to her for an hour or so, listening wordlessly as she talked through the terrible visions. Her bedsheets began to smell like him.
Like she’d always known, however, Cassian wasn’t a nurse. Once his wings were fully healed, he started going on missions again. They could last hours or days or even weeks, and he could be called away by Rhys at any time the High Lord saw fit. Nesta began to spend more and more nights alone. The dark circles returned beneath her eyes. She did not complain.
Perhaps he didn’t notice. Perhaps he’d forgotten about her now that he had his soldier life back, but either way she wasn’t going to say a word about it, too stubborn, too full of pride. Like she, Nesta Archeron, was going to whine because she didn’t have someone to tuck her in at night.
One such sleepless night, she was sat up reading in bed when all of a sudden, the door burst open. “Falcon, meet Nesta,” a gruff, slightly breathless male voice announced. Her stomach tightening, Nesta peered over the top of her book. The wild, beardy face before her was partially obscured by a big orange ball of… something. Something furry.
“Cassian,” she said, ever so calmly, ever so slowly, ”what is that?”
“Oh please, I know humans have these in their realm.” Cas strode over, perching on the side of her bed. “It’s a cat, sweetheart. Nesta, meet Falcon.” He released the ginger tom cat onto her bedsheets, littering them in orange hair that she just knew would never come off. “I found him out on the Rainbow. Isn’t he a pretty boy? Who’s a pretty boy?” He cooed, tucking the cat under the chin.
“Cas…” Nesta said, eyeing the purring fur ball as it sniffed at her fingers. “Did you steal someone’s cat?”
“Don’t be ridiculous.” Cas picked Falcon up and set him down in Nesta’s lap, where he proceeded to purr happily. “He’s a stray I’ve seen picking round cafes for weeks now. I thought he might appreciate another stray for company.”
She went to protest that she most certainly was not a stray, but the effort drained out of her. Maybe she was, stuck here in a foreign land waiting for her sister and her husband to decide how they should proceed. Silent, she stroked Falcon, who admittedly was very warm, and very soft. Whatever arguments she was going to make were forgotten the moment Falcon padded up and rubbed his cheeks against her jaw, vibrating with the force of his purring.
“He’ll be full of lice,” she said, scratching his ears. “Not to mention he stinks. I’ll have to give him a bath before letting him near any of my clothes.”
“I thought he could sleep here, next to you,” Cas said, watching the pair of them get acquainted. “For when I’m not here to look after you.”
Nesta swallowed. “I don’t need you here to look after me.”
“I know,” Cas murmured, leaning in to rub his nose against the top of Falcon’s head. In doing so, he brought his face unnervingly close to Nesta’s, so close she could smell his warm scent, the same comforting scent that had been fading from her bedsheets. “But I miss being able to be here for you. Every time I go out on missions, I wonder if you’re okay. So I was wondering if you’d allow Falcon here to be here in my place. Maybe it will stop me missing you so much, knowing you’ve heartlessly replaced me with this ladies man here.”
In spite of herself, Nesta smiled. She looked up at Cas, so close, so warm. Leaning in, she kissed Falcon softly on the forehead. Ever so cautiously, she tipped her face up, and did the same for Cas, brushing the sensitive skin of her neck against the scruff of his unshaven jaw, rough and oddly exhilarating. “Thank you,” she said, pulling her lips back from his brow to look at him. “For having such a weak spot for strays.”
There are many more, but sadly a lot of CC masterposts have been
deleted as their OPs left the fandom after Glee ended and moved on to other
fandoms. Someone should create a Hedwig CC
compilation about ALL the Hedwigs (Broadway + tour) and it would be
interesting because honestly it’s a CC treasure trove of proof we have since Glee
ended: the Colfur jokes (starting on Chris’ birthday), all the different
remarks about “Chris Colfur” (“I get it in bulk” “I have a special
order” “I know a guy” etc), the stage door interactions with fans about CC
and Chris (THE HAT!), the paps pics of Chris “drunk” the closing night, beardie
changing seats to be carwashed on the Dublin kiss anniversary…
Who would’ve thought Aquaman would make our list???
America #4 by Gabby Rivera and Joe Quinones
The best comic Marvel has published in 2017, hands down. PLUS we got to meet @quirkyrican at the National Museum for Women in the Arts last week and she was more hilarious and insightful than we ever could’ve hoped for!
Aquaman #25 by Dan Abnett and Stjepan Šejić
The most hype we’ve EVER been for an Aquaman comic. The genius Stjepan Šejić (Sunstone, Rat Queens, Death Vigil) comes to DC and draws Aquaman as close as we’re probably going to get to Jason Momoa. So hunky, so beardy. Even if you haven’t been keeping up with Aquaman, now’s the perfect time to dive in–we know we are.
Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man #1 by Chip Zdarsky and Adam Kubert
Chip Zdarsky writing Peter Parker, in a book that p much focuses on Peter Parker? We’re in.
Crosswind #1 by Gail Simone and Cat Staggs
Comics legend Gail Simone in her first-ever Image comic! With Cat Staggs! That’s enough for us.
Help! What show is your tag "tmk" referring to? I've never heard of it, but everyone looks so beautiful in it.
ITS TRUE THEY’RE ALL VERY BEAUTIFUL
the show is bbc’s the musketeers, which i would arguably describe as a solid mix of pirates of the caribbean, zorro, and brooklyn nine-nine
dunno if you’ve ever read alexander dumas’ original book, but most people (?) (most people means me) agree that bbc’s adaptation is probably the most accurate to the spirit of the book and the essence of all the characters, who are captured/cast EXCEPTIONALLY well and are all utterly delightful, not just because theyre so pretty but because theyre all good noodles trying their best who also happen to be varying degrees of Semi-Functional Human Disaster
except rochefort, good riddance hes dead now
anyways. bonus features include:
- utterly gorgeous (if a bit historically inaccurate) costuming
- breathtaking cinematography
- tom burke’s line delivery
- BADASS COMPLEX LADY ASSASSIN
- soft beardy men holding babies and singing (u would think i am exaggerating but this actually happens quite a lot)
- women with swords
- consistently kicks any semblance of toxic masculinity in the ass (so many hugs and kisses u guys its beautiful)
- arguably the character with the strongest most victorious and well-written character arc is a young woman who achieves everything she was meant for completely deservedly without once compromising her goodness or kindness or softness while simultaneously being powerful, strong, and so very very respected
tbh i recommend this show to everyone!! its obviously a bit ridiculous and melodramatic in places, and the romances, whilst SO PURE AND GOOD AND WELL DONE, are so extra (i thrive on the tropes i really do) – but it never takes itself seriously enough for those things to matter. the cast are obviously having the time of their lives, and the writing is actually really amazing for majority of the show, imo
anyways! its on netflix in several countries i think? yall should check it out tbh, if only so u dont hate me for posting about it so much
Hello stickies! Blitz the climbing beardie has gotten adopted to a new home, and I would like to introduce you to one of my new friends, Yang!
He came in a week later and I snatched him up as soon as I could! It’s been a little bit since I got him, and just recently Yang got upgraded to a new tank with plenty of lovely things to sit on and be Angry about! He’s been exploring the tank and being Very Angry about everything! (He thinks I don’t see him sitting on them when I’m not by the tank!)
Yang would like to send the stickies and Pobblebonks an entire tank of treaties, and be an Angrycake with Barry and the Bonklets!
Hello Yang! 😊🐸🐠 What stunning clothes you have chosen today Yang, all of the frogs love your choice of pink bodysuit with blue shimmery fins! 😀 Bonk says thank you for the treaties! She thinks you are doing an excellent job of being Very Angry! She sends you some Angry Staring, an Angry Squeak and a big box of Angry Fish Treaties! 🐸🐠😀
reinhardt is reading to all of torbjorn’s kids??? why would he be doing this u ask?????
reinhardt and torbjorn both are cheerful beardy old men… they both carry hammers…. in Conclusion
why let the straights have anything honestly torbjorn can be the bi (or pan) + poly representation we’ve all been waiting for. thank u for ur time. please consider making cute beardy old hammer men art and sweet date nights with torb and his wife and reinhardt and their million kid army. also consider: height difference. good night
rik mayall looks: rating my not-husband’s different eras (10/10)
baby rik/fuzzy rik - barbara first fell in love with rik from this era and i can def. see why. a cutie patootie baby that you also want to have their babies. 10/10
secret and rare longhair college rik - *fanning myself like an old southern lady in church*. i mean it’s blurry but it’s hotter than sasquatch at least. 10/10
‘Wick’ from The Young Ones - Punk-rock pigtails are definitely a thing now. Super cute spotty acne. Hair doesn’t look as red as usual but maybe that’s because I’m comparing it to Vyvvyan’s super-red tri-hawk. Either way, anarchic and v. cute. Great look for bringing down the fascist pigs. 8.5/10
mid-80s super close head shave - um??? love you but kinda glad this look didn’t last very long. this look is for dudes with weird natural hair not guys with genetic ginger perfection. recognize your brilliance. 6.8/10
colin from bad news - hair (obvious wig) gets darker and curlier over time and i definitely approve. also i guarantee 100% that barbara did his makeup and it’s absolutely gorgeous. and the 80s heavy metal fashion sells this piece. 9.5/10
alan b’stard in the new statesman - finally took my advice n grew his real hair out. gave it curls which i 100% approve. alan is a real b’stard in this show but this super sexy look was a standout. also rik’s a super good actor. go see it. 9/10
Flashheart in WWI - in rik’s own words: ‘so sex’. loved talking about flashheart because it was the sexiest he ever felt on screen and he was stealing the show by being really really funny. also in his own words: ‘i am a living penis!’ 14/10
official 80s Rik look - jESUS. this is goals. also this era produced that one over dramatic but still sexy photo of him in the shower that i will never get over. 10/10
(ok what the heck here it is. and for the record this = 100000000/10)
beardy rik 1st iteration - OH. MY. GOD. I have a crush all over again. 16/10
Travellers’ Cheques/Lemmy tribute - mucho desperado. what. a. babe. 15/10
this effing music video look nobody expected - ARE YOU SERIOUS??? OK I GUESS MY LIFE IS RUINED NOW. 250000/10
the unbridled perfection that is the Rik Mayall Presents era of looks: okay let’s go into each of these in detail.
#1 - this is my favorite RMP episode and rik is brilliant in it. also this gave us a taste of how Grey Fox era Rik would look like down the road. wouldn’t be fully realized until Jonathan Creek in 1998 and we’ll get to that later. but damn. 9.6/10
#2 - this would go on to become the official 90s Rik look, so i should give them the same rating. plus this episode is creepy and hot. 10/10
#3 - Dad (in glasses) Rik. I don’t use the acronym DILF often. and I still won’t. but just know that that applies here. 9.7/10
#4 - beard rik iteration 2. rik hated growing beards and only ever did it for acting purposes. plus dirty old town wasn’t the best. but this look is amazing. it bugs me that this is my least favorite episode but has the most gorgeous look. 26/10
official 90s rik look - bit more pudge and bit more lines on face. still f*cking hot. embraced his dad side and talked about his family more in interviews, and wore a lot more dad clothes like jumpers and sweaters. also in the late 90s after his death gave him a new lease on life, was more carefree in interviews and never stopped talking. also flirted up a storm with everyone. one of my favorites. 10/10
the ‘jesus look’/Merlin the Return - i’m still not over this look. I will never be over this look. this is art, this is f*cking beautiful. this is what white jesus wishes he was like. also actual brown jesus probably approves up in heaven. infinity/10
the mavis davis era/blond i guess? - a series of messed up studio mandated dye jobs that combined into this color. rik hated it. he made jokes about himself in interviews of the time but was obviously very insecure about it. can’t hate on it too much since it wasn’t his choice, but yeah, not the best color combo. but he’s still able to pull it off by being his charming as hell self, and it later faded. 8/10
the grey-age begins - like 90s only getting noticeably more grey. obviously rik didn’t want his hair dyed after mavis davis debacle and that was a good choice. also became his look for the 2000s as well after he grew it out from being short, or vice versa. i don’t know the timelines. but ihe and ade both looked great in the late 90s during the guest house paradiso times. 10/10
Jonathan Creek - The look that shook the world by revealing that Rik had gone full grey for realsies. this ain’t the young ones anymore guys, grey fox rik is here to stay. this was also the first project he took on after his death on the quad bike and recovery in the hospital. so f*cking brave and it gets extra points. 22/10
grey fox rik - was around for most of the mid 2000s and featured prominently in quality programs such as All About George, Violent Nation. slightly more dad-ish and still punk and very very cute. lots of great interviews from this time. 10/10
the silverage begins/Believe Nothing - this probably was before short grey fox timeline wise, but there was already silver and white under the grey in those so i will counting this as the first time we see silver, even though he’s still vaguely ginger most of the time. he’s gorgeous either way and i love this show. 10.5/10
wut - wut. yeah this was a bit of a weird choice. skunkbeard no go. he got rid of it soon after his one episode and went back to his good beard record. 6.7/10
sideswept disheveled thing I didn’t even know about until i started looking at more pictures for this whole project - i fucking love this. no censors. 15/10
bombadier - beer commercials and rik with beards are like macaroni n cheese pizza: two things too good for this world. also rik’s new whiteage underneath the silver means there’s going to be a new rik era very soon. stay tuned. 9.8/10
official dad rik in Man Down - fullbeardy rik look #3, this time grown to make him look 20 years older since he’s late 50s and playing greg davies’ 70 year old pop pop. next to 6′7 greg he’s an adorable dwarf dad. he also gets to indulge in more dad fashion, while still being punk rock and saying ‘comrade’. also like JC this is the first time we see a new era of all-white hair rik, and it’s so cool. 10/10
unfortunately the last days of rik - full white hair, sans beard, jean jackets and shorts and his life is buying lil sudoku books from stores and sleeping on trains. has fully embraced his old dad status and loves it. can still be suave as f*ck in a blue and white suit though (in his last film Der Ontsnapping in Holland). Despite his big personality he still was facing a lot of medical problems including epilepsy and the other repercussions of his head injury. died way too soon and we still will miss him always. it was personally one of the worst times of my life. infinity/10
Gigi checked the video screen at the door and scowled. Pulling
her grey cardi tight around her, she opened the door to her flat to confront
the interloper. “What?”
“Aren’t friends allowed to drop by unannounced anymore?”
Jack was being charming and that was a bad sign. It meant he
was up to something. He wanted something from her and the last time he had
wanted something from her had ended up a disaster. Yes. Everything about last
night had been a disaster. Everything.
It would be in her best interest to avoid him and his charmingness so she
didn’t end up crying in a hotel room again. That was a good streak to start.
Days since crying in a hotel room. Today was day one. She squinted at him until
her eyelashes interfered with her view. “How do you even know where I live?” A
sudden thought occurred to her spine went rigid. “Did you get it out of my
He held up both hands like he was warding off a mugger. “No.
After last night, I wouldn’t dare violate your medical privacy.”
She relaxed slightly. But only slightly. Because somehow he
had gotten into the building too without her buzzing him up, though that was
probably due to one of the other tenants letting him in. It’s not like she
actually swiped the doorpad more than fifty percent of the time. His stupid
beard combined with how nicely he was dressed meant anyone would have let him
in because they would have assumed that he wasn’t an arse. Which he was, she
reminded herself. Complete and total arse. “Then how do you know where I live?”
Jack rubbed the back of his neck and grinned sheepishly. “Your
mum told me.”
It’s lingere. You can see nipples clearly through it. It barely covers her crotch. She put an apron on it to cover her hoooha. But its completely see through. Again she was dressed and had make up on before and hair done. By this hair is a mess, makeup is mostly smudged off.
You can continue to believe she is more than a beard but considering everything between b/en, a/lli, and m/ia snaps, it is clear who the real relationship is.
Being in LA just a few days this time has been a real eye opener. The folks you meet and work with.
Yeah I’m going there. Because this is just absurd, I can’t even imagine how you are convincing yourself otherwise.
Again I understand. You invested in something because you were sold it and it was easier to look at the surface instead of digging a little. But this is just ridiculous. No man would be happy with his gf walking around basically naked with his “good buddy”. So which is it.. she cheat on him? Or is it that she spent time with her real man?? Or we gonna go the open relationships for them route? Cause D was up in a bar in Vancouver and there are several people that posted to prove it (I’ve actually heard some say he flew to la overnight to be there and then flew back to Vancouver. Seriously)
I mean I would think the countless pictures of Ben. With her niece and nephew would say something not to mention the sleeping arraignment but geez man…..
Yeah and I was gonna try and stay out of it. But this was just stupid. And I don’t care what slap on the wrist I get for it, it’s worth it to speak on something so freaking absurd.
Now that D following beardy on insta lets count the days still it became public. (His account a joke anyway I mean he didn't followed anybody for years, it's that not screaming I am not using it it just for pr I don't know what is)
Trust me i had the same thought. Any day now it should open I would think. Let’s see.
Someone I know irl came to me about a beardie they “rescued” from a bad situation and asked me if I could take take them… But Idk much about beardies except that their care is kinda complex. Plus I would have to pay for a vet visit for this guy (I mean he looks healthy but I won’t bring him into my home without a checkup) and start feeding him,,,salads,,, 😩😩😩
I hate how everyone talks about 'cc shippers offending M'. Just look at the comments on ESN music video. It's insane. It's like everyone has to mention how good she looks, but nobody writes about D or C. So much for supporting them. It's like your support is only measured by how much you love the people around them.
Anon. Honestly I’m not surprised but it’s so sad. I knew from the moment video “leaked” of her presence by her friends, something apparently not sanctioned as the starkids were surprised we knew, this would turn into a mess and an ass kissing fest of queen beardy.
These “fans” are delusional. They say she is amazing and supportive.
I guess their definition of amazing is unemployed spoiled brat with nothing but time to follow Darren and make him look miserable. Who acts childish and unprofessional at events. Who lives with another man. Who mocks his fans. And uses social causes for her own gain with little to no regard for the actual meaning or need for the cause.
And by supportive they mean manipulative and abusive. Who makes Darren utterly and completely miserable as evidenced by nearly every photo and video we’ve seen. Who has remained standing by utilizing methods I find repulsive and reprehensible.
I think I’ve made myself clear. I understand why she is in the video and I do not fault Darren for agreeing.
But I still hate it. I hate that her presence is overshadowing the two men who are working hard to make this band successful. The two writing the songs. Performing them. Marketing the band.
One video and it’s all overshadowed by that woman. Something that happens all too often and frequently. I’ll say it again. This cannot end soon enough.
What has the unhinged bint done now to upset everyone, what have i missed? Is it because im in the uk i never know what's going on? Do i need to move? I always think Ds life would have so much happier and simpler if they had picked someone like charlene for the job, well whatever it is because calling it a job would mean she actually has to do some kind of work
Von beardy was licking A’s new gals ear. (Yes that’s a girl) Chuckles face is hysterical. Then Amelia has her arm tossed around daisy like “see we good”. Though in the next clip from buttcheek model, Amelia isn’t in that chair anymore.
Not sure it warrants all the hoopla though. I mean if you are upset now, what you going to do when the next wave of pictures come out.
It’s about being everywhere and nowhere at the same time. I mean she spent the day with Jamin while buttcheek was showing off babes and babs.
mia´s coat, master bedroom, mia´s comment ♥ june 2015
mia´s nephew, mia´s hand on Hudson’s shoulder, biarren house
biarren house, mia´s birthday party, heart eyes, love love love,
Guess who wasn’t at the birthday party?
love love love
PR is very aware of how ridiculously obvious is that Ben lives in Normandie, drives Mia’s Jeep and his voice is in her videos at night when Darren is out of LA
So is Darren acknowledging that B is his “roomie” cause the evidence that B lives there is so overwhelming? YES
Ben moved there in June 2015.
Ben was never quite about living there. That’s why they started this roommate thing. It would be the only logical explanation to both of them in that house. Except darren doesn’t live there
And it’s so funny that some miarrens didn’t have a clue about who Ben is when he is practically shoving in our faces his presence next to Mia. It shows how blind they are.
Ben posted in FB that he moved to LA a couple years ago. He goes back to London for family visits and sometimes work. He LIVES in LA FULL TIME.
Ben and beardie are the real couple living in that home and D uses it for PR purposes when it suits him
PR team AND a “social media manager”finally realise d they’ve got to explain the third man’s existence
3 individually wealthy people (adults), sharing a small-ish 2 bedroom house. With a dog one of them has been “seriously” allergic to since Chris got Cooper. That was ignored by fans since 1 roomie posed in another roomie’s clothes, in the master bedroom
This older man, an accomplished musician in his own right, who is definitely not broke, is living at Darren’s “house” with him