or is this fanta sea

  • Aries: Shout out to the people that don’t know what the opposite of in is!
  • Taurus: I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea...
  • Gemini: My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta..
  • Cancer: I used to hate maths but then I realized decimals have a point.
  • Leo: I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y...
  • Virgo: I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something...
  • Libra: What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.
  • Scorpio: Had an argument with my friend 5 years after i super glued his phone to his hand, he just couldn’t let it go...
  • Sagittarius: I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
  • Capricorn: What do you do when you are cold? Stay in the corner, it’s about 90 degrees there.
  • Aquarius: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good, but it had no atmosphere.
  • Pisces: Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Pixar collection DVDs but he will never give you Up.
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270willow  asked:

95. USUK please (I forgot to put a ship name the first time cause I just woke up, sorry😂😂)

This is not the best I’ve ever done xD It also has like, no plot but here!

95. Puns AU

He was doing it again. Arthur couldn’t believe he was bloody doing it again.

“Hey Arthur! I had a dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.” He better not- “Turns out it was just a Fanta sea!”


“I had a job crushing cans,”


“I quit because it was soda-pressing.”

“Alfred I kid you not, I will never kiss you again if you keep this up.”

Alfred pouted. “One more?”

“It had better be the best pun you have ever made.”


Arthur grinned. “Does this mean you given up-”

“Hey Arthur?”


“No more puns means you can’t have your favorite flowers.”

Arthur was confused. “What?”

“These two-lips!”

“Nope. No more kisses.”

Alfred pouted. “Nooo!”

Arthur grinned and placed a gentle kiss to his lips. 

“…. I thought you said no more kisses?”

“I did.” Arthur pulled a bag of Hershey’s Kisses from his bag. “None for you!”

Um… Yea! The first two puns are from @justbadpuns, the third from @cats-ina-box! And it was @liz-iz-awesome had the idea for Arthur’s pun xD So yea, a collab fic!!! Hope you enjoyed :’D

I need to get therapy

I think I am crazy. I don’t ship Naruto and Sasuke, but… my dashboard, people. MY DASHBOARD! MY DASHBOARD HAS SASUNARUSASU ALL OVER IT, AND I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO UNFOLLOW ANYONE! *dies from insane fits of laughter*

Originally posted by laetia

Originally posted by sasunaru-narusasu

Originally posted by dark-mind-and-expensive-taste

anonymous asked:

♥ If you receive this you make somebody happy. Go on anon and send this to some of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get back even better ♥

Originally posted by together-youre-bhloe


thank you??? i guess??? you’re delusional but okay


The Nordics were asked what the biggest jokes they had seen/heard of were.
Here were their responses:

Denmark: I needed a password eight characters long so I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

Sweden: without Geometry life would be pointless.

Finland: last night I dreamt that I was drowning in orange soda. Took me a while to realise it was a Fanta sea.

Iceland: I gave all my dead batteries away today. Free of charge.

Norway: Denmark.