or is this fanta sea

THE SIGNS AS PUNS
  • Aries: Shout out to the people that don’t know what the opposite of in is!
  • Taurus: I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea...
  • Gemini: My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta..
  • Cancer: I used to hate maths but then I realized decimals have a point.
  • Leo: I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y...
  • Virgo: I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something...
  • Libra: What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.
  • Scorpio: Had an argument with my friend 5 years after i super glued his phone to his hand, he just couldn’t let it go...
  • Sagittarius: I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
  • Capricorn: What do you do when you are cold? Stay in the corner, it’s about 90 degrees there.
  • Aquarius: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good, but it had no atmosphere.
  • Pisces: Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his Pixar collection DVDs but he will never give you Up.
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  • *CREDS TO THE BLOG JUST-BAD-PUNS FOR THESE AMAZE PUNS*
A Fanta-Sea

Originally posted by jieqiong


A/N: tagging @smols-n-tols bc they’re probably gonna be the ones naming this fic lmAo

Pairing: Wanna One’s Jihoon x Reader

Genre: Fluff (I’m actually getting the hang of it #bless)

Word Count: Roughly 1k

Summary: You, a rookie idol, have a chance encounter with Wanna One’s Park Jihoon, the boy that nae maeum seoge jeojang’d into your heart, in front of a vending machine backstage at M!Countdown.

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“My life consists out of bad puns and candy.”

w.A/N: So i thought I take part in the Gabriel-Monthly Challenged to push myself a bit and here we go. Have fun reading and all.;)

Summary: You come of from a research but your day didnt went that well. In the living room you find your boyfriend going through some Sciene-Fiction Magazine and you realize that once again he’s pull pranks on people.

Warnings: Bad Puns (very bad ones), smut, Gabriel being a the idiot he is.

Pairing: Gabriel x Reader

Word Count: 2414


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I need to get therapy

I think I am crazy. I don’t ship Naruto and Sasuke, but… my dashboard, people. MY DASHBOARD! MY DASHBOARD HAS SASUNARUSASU ALL OVER IT, AND I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO UNFOLLOW ANYONE! *dies from insane fits of laughter*

Originally posted by laetia


Originally posted by sasunaru-narusasu


Originally posted by dark-mind-and-expensive-taste

Jokes

The Nordics were asked what the biggest jokes they had seen/heard of were.
Here were their responses:

Denmark: I needed a password eight characters long so I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

Sweden: without Geometry life would be pointless.

Finland: last night I dreamt that I was drowning in orange soda. Took me a while to realise it was a Fanta sea.

Iceland: I gave all my dead batteries away today. Free of charge.

Norway: Denmark.

The signs as Dad Jokes

Aries: A tomato walks into class late, and tells the teacher “Don’t worry, I’ll catch up.”

Taurus: A panda walks into a bar and says “I’ll have a scotch and……….a coke please.” The bartender replies “Alright, but why the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them.”

Gemini: How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.

Cancer: I’m terrified of elevators. I think I’ll start taking steps to avoid them.

Leo: Just watched a documentary about beavers- it was the best damn program I’ve ever seen!

Virgo: I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

Libra: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it’d be a chicken sedan.

Scorpio: What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Capricorn: What’s the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

Sagittarius: What does 0 say to 8? “Nice belt.”

Aquarius: “I shouldn’t have eaten that sea food. I’m feeling a bit… Eel.”

Pisces: I dreamed I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night. It was pretty surreal, it took me awhile to realize it was just a Fanta sea.

Ever since I saw that meme where they said Fantasy sounds like Fanta-sea, I can’t help but be reminded of it. Especially when I’m listening to Alexander Rybak’s HTTYD 2 song ‘Into a Fantasy.’ And this is the result….. In other words, How To Derp Your Dragon.

Now to hope I haven’t ruined your experience of the song.

sohelpmemegod  asked:

I'm curious... What do you think about Sasuke's character, in writing? I asked this same question /quite/ a while ago on a different blog even, and I still remember your answer (You said he was a mess) - But my curiosity is making me wonder if there's anything on your mind that has changed? With the whole turn back to the good side (though who knows if it's just temporary) and the whole Imma be Hokage thing, I was thinking. I think he just gets worse with everything he does, personally

Still a mess.

The problem remains. Kishimoto seems unable to make up his mind about which side he wants him on. He wants him “good” enough so his redemption doesn’t look forced (that ship has sailed imo) but he wants him “evil” enough to keep people guessing and imo so Naruto can beat his ass in a final fight.

Sasuke’s growth when part 1 started was natural. He was a jerface but you could see his heart of gold underneath:

- protecting his teammates in a mission

- almost dying after taking a lethal hit meant for Naruto

- complimenting Sakura on her genjutsu skills

- not being a shit 24/7

Then he gets his curse seal and starts acting more like a jerk but he still has his moments like when he said he didn’t want his precious people to die again (Gaara fight, where he urged Naruto to escape with Sakura so they wouldn’t get hurt)

Finally Itachi gets his hands on him again and he is horrible to Naruto,  Sakura and Kakashi. But then he leaves and thanks Sakura and then can’t bring himself to kill Naruto.

Here’s where we can say Sasuke has made terrible choices but a redemption is not only possible, it is expected.

The first thing Sasuke does when he appears in part 2 is attack his teammates. Ok, Kishi can handwave that by saying he wasn’t trying to kill them and it was all an act to make Orochimaru believe he didn’t care about them. So far I can buy it.

Then he meets Taka and you can see the old Sasuke in their interactions. He doesn’t hit to kill and tells Suigetsu not to harm people. We’re still good.

Then he fights Itachi. And that’s when Kishimoto makes the big mistake imo.

First of all Itachi’s plan sucked balls. If your intention is to make your baby bro a hero after he kills you thinking you were The Worst, you don’t leave him in a perfect position for the Big Bad - that even you couldn’t outgambit - to take advantage of him.

Second, Naruto’s team should have found Sasuke at this point and started his redemption there. It would have been more organic if it was done slowly instead of the inevitable Jesus no Jutsu I’m 99% sure Sasuke is gonna get shoved down his throat sooner rather than later.

So Sasuke finds out about the massacre from the dude who admits had a part in it, doesn’t really question it and decides that everybody in Konoha deserves to die. Then he tries to capture Killer Bee knowing he’s an innocent man and Akatsuki is gonna kill him. This is the point of no return. The last glimmer of hope was him saving Taka while thinking about Team 7.

Then the Kage arc happens, where he abandons Suigetsu/Juugo and almost kills Karin when an arc ago he almost died trying to save them. Then he almost kills Sakura twice and tries to kill Kakashi. The only thing he did in that bloody arc that made sense was ask Naruto why the fuck he’s so obsessed with him.

Then he gets his brother’s eyes yada yada and meets Zombietachi. Even if they don’t really address the problems with Itachi’s fail plans, it seems he has a change of heart… so he goes and revives Orochimaru and talks with the Kage and… is that Sasuke changing his mind and wanting to protect Konoha? Is he joining the battle against Madara? He wants to be Hokage (wat)? Is this real life? Fanta Sea?

… Nah here’s Kishimoto giving you hints Sasuke still wants to kill Naruto, not caring if people die, being impressed with Sakura’s progress one second, treating her badly the next and being the worst possible candidate for Hokage since Orochimaru.