or in july whatever

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/grumbles about sewing stretch fabric /grumbles…

You could attach snaps to the strap of the top and snap the armor to it? Otherwise, I’d take maybe a clear or nude strap and attach it to each piece front and back? Idk that presents an issue I haven’t had to face. ☹️ are you going to anime expo? I’m hitting crunch time too!! ��

Believe it or not, this is for a LARP, and kind of a meta thing. My character is from 1988 and an employee of TSR Inc, the creators of D&D – she’s going to be at GenCon (or, well, whatever equivalent convention was happening June/July of that year) cosplaying Red Sonja on a dare / as a joke

And then get inconveniently sucked into the alternate universe (it’s a sort of Spooky Jamjar LARP a la ye olde LJRP days) (only your character only gets jamjar’d once a month) 

But do have fun at AX! 

The Signs as Quotes About Love

Aries: “Find what you love and let it kill you.” -Charles Bukowski

Taurus: “I could stay with you forever and never realize the time.” -Bob Dylan

Gemini: “If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.” -Jane Austen

Cancer: “I could hear my heart beating. I could hear everyone’s heart. I could hear the human noise we sat there making, not one of us moving, not even when the room went dark.” -Raymond Carver

Leo: “For you, a thousand times over.” -Khaled Hosseini

Virgo: “Just in case you ever foolishly forget; I’m never not thinking of you.” -Virginia Woolf

Libra: “Love is not about staring at each other, but staring off in the same direction.” -Antoine de Saint Exupéry

Scorpio: “The course of true love never did run smooth.” -William Shakespeare

Sagittarius: “I believe love is always eternal. Even if eternity is only five minutes.” -Sandra Cisneros

Capricorn: “I love you as one should, to excess. With folly, delight and despair.” -Julie de L’Espinasse

Aquarius: “Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.” -Emily Bronte

Pisces: “I want to know you moved and breathed in the same world with me.” -F. Scott Fitzgerald

But why...

Don’t we have an Acotar calendar? Something like this maybe. Idk random rambling thoughts for the evening, ignore my crazy.

January-Kallias and Viv
February-Mor
March- Amren
April- Tamlin only because lord of spring
May- Elain and Nesta in the garden
June- The Illyrian boys sparing shirtless
July- Tarquin shirtless in the ocean
August- Helion doing whatever
September-Thesan doing whatever
October- Lucien
November- Cassian cooking
December- Feyre and Rhys

my two pence regarding the “inshallah” clip:

  • mikael, once again, is the most visible in the balloon squad, right next to yousef, dressed the same (adam has a white top too but his back is to us and we barely see him)
  • carrots are phallic
  • we have a gentle clash of generations with sana and her mother followed by a radio show talking about extremists (if i’m not mistaken?) so it’s showing us, in a very short time again, a lot of different opinions within islam
  • yousef coming into the kitchen with the song and the moment he passed behind sana had me think this was a daydream/fantasy sequence for a minute: the way time seems to slow down when he passes behind her (i had to make sure it wasn’t another slow-mo, but no, they just made yousef physically slow down and sana almost stop moving, it’s “just” the acting) + the music
  • on a side note: people have compared the moment when yousef passes behind sana to the almost kiss between even and isak in s3: the tension is there in both, but in s3 even and isak are facing each other. here, yousef and sana are not and i think that’s important
  • the parallels with the kardemomme clip were so blatant everyone picked up on them immediately. there are a bunch of giffed comparisons on tumblr. yes SKAM likes its parallels. but it doesn’t do copies. copies are boring and SKAM is a clever show. at this point, it’s not paralleling evak anymore it’s copying it and that should make us all suspicious. 
  • the talk about kids and football, to me, could be another play on our expectations. again, it’s so cliche and straight. we get a wedding mentioned, “my husband will cook”, talks of kids, and football. it’s very heteronormative and i think that could be a good tool for julie for whatever she has planned if yousana isn’t endgame. it’s playing with what we’re used to seeing: straight couples talking marriage and how many children they want and football practice.
  • the evak storyline ended with them being happy together but for the longest time people thought even was playing isak, that the love was unrequited. so them ending up together was not as obvious and straightforward at the time. it was really not obvious to a lot of viewers.
  • but here, because people now know to look for parallels in SKAM and are familiar with some writing tricks, a lot of folks see the paralells with evak as a confirmation yousana is headed to the same ending. “they love each other, it’s blatant, they’re going to end up happy together!”
    my, and other people’s, point is not “just” that they’re “too obviously” perfect for each other. it’s that the seemingly requited love is set up extremely soon, with nothing obvious making us doubt it (like even revealing he’s dating sonja at the end of s3e2), and very blatantly paralleling famous early evak scenes.
  • the way elias comes in is making me 👀👀👀; @darker-sooner is the one who made me notice that the way he interrupts is…first he comes in looking for yousef and asks him why he is still in the kitchen with this kind of fake casual look (also why would he notice and worry enough to come and look for him when it’s only been a couple of minutes?) and then yousef’s voice gets a bit quiet while he says he was helping sana and elias’ smile seems to falter and he changes the topic and says that the guys are waiting for him (for what? they were just playing ball?)
  • and so now i’m not sure what to think but remember that everything in a good story must serve a purpose. why this whole exchange between yousef and elias if we just needed elias to interrupt the yousana moment and nothing else? what informations this is giving us?
  • and now i’m thinking about when sana caught yousef dancing and he and elias thought they were alone in the house, and how when elias said flammemoji in the youtube vid the emojis went from him to yousef and…idk

thoughts?

if June is Pride Month, then logically EVERY MOVIE that comes out in June is QUEER:

starting off strong with a Bisexual lead, i like it!

has a canonically gay character in the book series, nice!

are they robots, are they cars, who CARES they are nonbinary and HOT FOR EACH OTHER

Ansel’s wet dream in this film is literally a car, the dude’s a romantic ace.

…. i immediately regret making this post.

100 Reasons Why

“I just can’t believe he would lie to us like that, Hoseok. How could he just lie?”

The normally bubbly atmosphere has turned dark and the man sitting next to you wants nothing more than to put you back together again. “Maybe he was just hoping you were the one.” Hoseok comments, running the pads of his thumb over the outside of your knee.

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So in sesong 3 we had a theme of parallel universes, right?

Well I think the trailer for sesong 4 is setting us up for some chaos theory, more specifically: the Butterfly Effect.

(I’m exhausted so I won’t go into details. I just wanted to get the base idea out. I got the idea from seeing this post.)

The Butterfly Effect can be, if we simplify it enough, summarised this way: a butterfly flapping its wings could end up causing a tsunami on the other side of the globe.
The idea that a seemingly small and/or insignificant action somewhere in the universe could trigger a chaotic chain reaction that will lead to a bigger and/or significant event.

In Sana’s trailer, we witness a sort of domino effect (only the difference between the domino effect and the butterfly effect is, how I understand it, that the domino effect is when one event sets off a chain of similar events whereas the butterfly effect has the chaotic element to it that makes the events triggered not necessarily similar or “chained” -> there’s no logical “suite”, no uninterrupted string, something unpredictable in the grand scheme of things: butterflies flap their wings all the time, yet not all of them end up “creating tsunamis”): her tripping Noora triggers a series of events that end up making Even bleed.

We see Sana seemingly in control of the reaction. The trailer ends with her smiling knowingly at us.
But that’s the reversed series of events.

Sana smiles before tripping Noora, indicating positive intent: we know Sana is not mean or “evil”, we know how much she cares for her friends,we know how clever she is. So we understand her smile as playful and her stare as knowing.
But the chain of events seems to get a bit out of control, ending up in bloodshed.
Maybe that was her intent all along. Maybe she knew (magic hijab I’m looking at you!) somehow that Even would end up with a nose bleed and she made it happen for some higher purpose that is unclear to us yet.
But I think that would be another show.
SKAM has been a very realistic show with realistic characters. No supernatural element (even the oui-ja board outing Isak can be explained really simply). I think Julie’s “shit’s about to go down” and the trailer is giving us an indication that there is chaos ahead. That not everything will go according to plan but please

please

Don’t jump to conclusions before THE conclusion. Don’t be like Isak who initially believed Sonja and misunderstood Even’s intent.
Don’t misunderstand whatever is about to happen.

You know how Julie loves her parallels and how much care she puts in closing plot lines, closing loops. I strongly believe we’re going to come full circle at the end of sesong 4. Full circle of a series of chaotic events triggered by our characters existing in the universe of SKAM.
See the first clip of sesong 1 as a stone thrown into a lake. The undulations it caused are ending: disappearing on the surface of the water after initially expanding.

We’re coming to the end, we’re going out

but not without a bang.

Horoscopes by Gil Hizon - Week of April 9 - 15, 2017

Men I may not know, but horoscopes? Horoscopes, I fucking know.

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

This week, you’ll find a kindred spirit in another fellow ARIES. Somehow, within your busy schedules and your manic, zig-zaggy trajectories, your worlds will collide. And it would feel like the most natural thing in the the world. One thing’s for sure. I’ve seen two ARIESes conversate - it’s like witnessing a tennis match between the Roadrunner and the Tazmanian fucking devil.
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TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

You see, expectations are tricky little bitches. On the one hand, what you feel you may deserve says something about how you view yourself as a person and how you relate to all these hos in your vicinitay. On the other, it shows your dependency in others opinions of yo ass. Regardless of the nature of your expectations, I wouldn’t put too many balls in one jockstrap.
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GEMINI (May 21 – June 21)

It’s your damn-ass fault for having way too many ideas. Now, they’re all in your head, competing for your attention. Which one to attend to first? You have no fucking clue. I would like to say that no matter which idea you pursue, it’ll all be okay, but this isn’t the case. You really have to rely on your heart (remember that organ?) to help you pick which project has the most potential to nourish your soul. In the end, that’s what that shit is all about.
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CANCER (June 22 – July 22)

Whatever you owe some bitch will have to be repaid immediately, if not sooner. Your reputation is at stake here, crabface. And this has nothing to do with whether you can front the money or not. This is about promise, dignity and fucking honor. Your ability to follow through will not only be judged this week, it’ll also be used as a metric for your future dealings. Pay up, queen!
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LEO (July 23 – August 22)

Your paranoid tendencies this week my alienate other bitches. And here’s the thing: your paranoia about other hos who are allegedly out to get yo ass may feed into your immediate behavior, and your altered actions might put off other hos. Putting off other queens will add into your feelings of being judged and that shit can only keep on going. Remember, only you have the power to break this fucking cycle.
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VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

You’re on the verge of something awesome, and the only bitch who can fuck this up is – you guessed it – YOU. This is not the time to be getting in your own way, queen. This is the time to take yourself for who you are, and truly own that shit. You may have your share of warts, but you are much more of a badass than you deem yourself to be.
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LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

Okay, gurl. There has been a lot of broken deals that have cluttered your mojo lately, and I know that this has greatly eroded whatever belief you have in yourself. Your self-worthiness is at an all-time low and it’s feeling like you don’t have the power to pick your own ass up. It’s all in your head, dahling. You have more time to pull yourself together than you think.
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SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

When two of your beloved bitches converge from different sides of an argument, they will look unto yo ass to be the decision maker. And gurl, that shit is going to be a doozy. Picking sides will be difficult, as it will have a ripple effect of suckyness, but you know which one of your hos is right. The queen you don’t choose may hate your fucking guts at first, but in the end, she’ll respect you for being honest with your truth.
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SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

I’m sure you’re at a place right now where you’re doubting the system. Deep in your heart of hearts, you pursued an environment where you can feel like you’re making a difference. But recent events have caused you to question if there’s even a place for yo ass. Listen, queen. Your initial instincts are right. There are some things you can believe in. There will be bumps on the road, but you’re on the right fucking path. K?
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CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

Hidden beneath all your layers and layers of shoulder pads, lies an ambitious queen. But look deeper, and you’ll discover a heart that really cares about others beyond your wants. It won’t be easy for you to tap into that energy, because you tend to suppress that shit, but if there’s ever a time to explore how far your own compassion can go, this is that time. Don’t fuck it up.
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AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

You look like a queen who’s ready to cut a bitch. I get that she has done something to anger you, but your behavior may be an overreaction. You are going to have to get to the heart of why this ho bothers you so much. You may be seeing something in hurr that reminds you of what you don’t like about yourself. Before you pull out that cutting implement, make sure you use introspection first.
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PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

Why the fuck are you spending all your energies trying to help some busted ho? There are certain demands in your life that are warranting your attention now, you fishy queen. Yes, I know you have history with said ho, but this bitch is grown. It is not up to you to make decisions for her. You’ve done enough. It’s time to step back and tend to your fucking life. I heard it’s in shambles, gurr.
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(DISCLAIMER for all entries: This is all a shitshow!)

For more Horoscopes By Gil Hizon, click here, gurl!

for a show thats so inclusiveness it sure has some exclusive fans

WHY DO WE NEED SKAM SESONG 5?

I personaly don’t think it that matter who’s gonna be main, but what I care about is graduation, girls and boys squads finishing school and of course, bus! all this years we waited for something, girls started their friendship and this journey because of bus thing and it should lead somewhere I guess? it’s like someone teached us about baking a pie but never letting us to eat it and see what it taste like. and also, as someone who doesn’t know a thing about Norwegian schoolers graduating I’m really interested in, I wanna see how this whole bus thing works, what happens and how. Julie, you can do whatever you want but please, let us see SKAM graduate : )


guys, reblog this if you’re agree, screenshot this and tag Julie (x) and nrk (x)! it would be cool if someone even started petition. c’mon guys, how do you feel about this? : )