or i'm just bad that's probably it

SG Writers: *Introduces Jack Spheer as Lena’s ex-flame.* Alright look! Calm down! SuperCorp can’t be canon because Jack is a guy and he dated Lena therefore Lena is straight and not in love with Kara. Got it?

Me: But, now you come to me, and you say: “Lena is straight. Got it?” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day Kara and Lena are to be married, and you ask me to believe this shit?

todomomo (first kiss) headcanons (because I'm dying with love for them)

-They get together Senior year of high school, but before they were official a lot of things happened.

-Yaomomo has had a crush on him since freshman year, but she didn’t think anything would come of it so pretended she didn’t find him attractive and his personality endearing

-It was hard

-His shirt burns so easily when he’s not in costume and damn he has great abs

-But she’s staring for purely research purpose!! Gotta check to see how buff he is to come up with a plan to help/beat him in a fight!!

-Yep totally the reason

-and during class he was always one of the first people to notice if something was wrong, whether it was another person or herself.

- She admired how observant he was so much

-She admired so much about him actually, his looks were helpful in liking him, but his personality and actions captivated her so much more

-like how he’s so dedicated to become a hero and seemed to be born to do so in how he speaks and acts (which he actually was)

-and he’s genuine drive to be a better person then his father and how he learns from his mistakes made him so admirably and great in Yaomomo’s eyes.

-She liked him for that and so, so much more

-And all the reasons why she liked him where the very same reasons why she was sure he’d never like her.

-Shouto didn’t realize he had feelings for her for the longest time

-They just appeared one day a couple months before summer and he’s just like “?????”

-He saw her helping some of their classmates with homework and that started him on the thought process of how good of a person she is

-Like she’s always helping everyone in anyway she can

-and she encourages them

-and she’s brilliantly intelligent and is amazing at analyzing villains

-and her quirk is useful for being a hero and she utilizes it perfectly

-and then his heart started racing and he was so confused and concerned

-and after a couple days of his heart speeding up whenever he saw Yaomomo, he decided to ask his mom and sister about it during the weekend, figuring maybe they’d know what was wrong with his heart before he went to medical professionals

-and so he asked when he and Fuyumi visited their mom

-was he overworking himself? Stress? An enemy quirk?

-he hoped it wasn’t an enemy quirk making his heart act weird when he looked at Yaomomo, he liked looking at her

-and his mom and Fuyumi both got kind of excited because he likes someone!!!

-And he’s so confused

-why are they happy?? Do they want him to be stressed or under a quirk??

-and when they explain to him what they think his heart racing means, he’s kind of…. unsure what to think of it.

-he’s never liked a person before, and the only relationship he had was in 3rd year, which Endeavor forced him into for a publicity stunt

-the girl was the daughter of some important hero family, and had liked him a lot more then he liked her

-plus his parents relationship wasn’t the best, so he’s not exactly sure what you’re supposed to do when you like someone

-the only other examples he has are his classmates, and they aren’t exactly perfect role models when it comes to confessing feelings

-so he keeps his possible feelings to himself and tries to make it through the rest of the semester without making it obvious

-he more or less succeeds, though Midoriya, Kirishima, and Ochaco have their suspicions after he slips a couple times

-so they both go into summer before senior year liking each other

-their first kiss happened that summer, at one of the fancy parties Yaomomo’s parents throw (psssst I might be writing a one shot about their first kiss ;)

-Neither of them knew the other was going to be there

-Shouto didn’t recognize the house since it was at the Yaoyozoru’s summer home, and Momo hadn’t checked the guest list

-when she sees him standing off to the side, she goes over to talk with him as quickly as she can without seeming rude to the other guests

-she’s concerned with how distant he is, and he confesses that his mom’s sick and he’s having a hard time thinking of anything else except his concern

-to try and get his mind off of it, Momo asks if he would like to go to the study hall and do some prep work for school, or to just read

- he doesn’t see why they shouldn’t

-Momo isn’t supposed to go into the study hall outside of an allotted time, as she will just spend all her free time in there so her parents lock it and she out of respect for them doesn’t replicate the key

-she respects them but she isn’t above telling them a little white lie


-her mother knows Momo likes a boy from her class and is super paranoid about her getting into a “scandalous” relationship

-so if Momo told the truth, that she wanted to go study alone with a boy, her mother would put her foot down and say no

-so she lies and says she’s not feeling well, and would like to relax in the calming that the study hall is for her

-after getting the key, she and Shouto sneak off to the study hall where they had all the plans to study and read and do nothing else.

-but…. there was a change of plans

-it wasn’t either of their fault! They had been reading different books and just sitting in silence, when Momo had pointed out something she found interesting in the book she was reading

-and Shouto moved closer to read over her shoulder

-and Momo forgot what she was saying as she could feel a little bit of his breath on her

- and as she trailed off, she noticed how close their faces were

-and they both just looked at each other, inches apart

-hearts racing in the dim light

-Momo doesn’t know if she kissed him or if he kissed her

-Either way, they didn’t stop kissing until the butler came knocking on the door, informing her that the party was over and she needed to come say goodbye to the guests with her parents

-Shouto snuck back into the slowly dissolving party easily, while Momo checked and made sure she didn’t look like she felt: red faced and disheveled

-her parents didn’t seem to notice anything, so she was sure she was in the clear, she politely stood by them while they talked to the line of departing guests

-Yaomomo had forgotten she’d have to see him face to face in front of her parents, and was only reminded when she saw him a couple people back in the line

-She did rather well in staying composed, she shook his hand and smiled at him easily, what was hard was not thinking that his hands had been holding her minutes before, and that the lips that were almost smiling at her had been kissing her

-she almost lasted, but then as he was walking away, he looked back at her and with a genuine smile on his lips told her he would see her at school

-Yaomomo’s blushed then, but the thought made her smile genuine in return

-As he walked away, she decided that senior year was going to be much more fulfilling then she had assumed it would

-Yaomomo woke up the next morning with her cellphone going off like crazy: most of the texts where from Mina and Kyoka, who last night Momo had decided to tell that she’d kissed someone,

-she had been overcome with excitement and needed to share it with somebody and those two were the first that popped into her mind

-Momo hadn’t specified who, and that was what the two girls where texting her madly about

-Her heart sped up though when she noticed that one of the texts was from Shouto

-it wasn’t a long text, short and simple and right to the point

- He was asking if she wanted to meet up with him for lunch

-He apparently couldn’t wait for school to see her, and Momo couldn’t wait either

*gets back to own room after 15 minutes of human interaction*
*immediately lies face down on floor and fuckin stays there*

  • ---Outside Keith's Room---
  • Lance: Hey, Keith? Buddy, you in there?
  • Keith: Go away Lance.
  • Lance: //Enters anyway//
  • ---Inside Keith's Room---
  • Keith: I don't want to talk Lance, just leave me alone ok?
  • Lance: Hey, nobody's seen you since breakfast, who said anything about talking? I came to make sure you hadn't died or something.
  • Keith: ....
  • Lance: But we could always talk since I'm here now anyway. //Sits on the bed//
  • Keith: Lance-
  • Lance: C'mon man, everyone's worried about you. You barely show your face around the castle, and whenever you do you avoid everyone like you're on some kind of stealth mission.
  • Keith: //Scoffs// Nobody is worried about me, and I'm not avoiding everyone... I just...
  • Lance: //Frowns// Keith, we're a team, if you're upset, we all feel it. The whole team's out of whack. Just talk to me - despite what Pidge might have told you, I am great with feelings and junk.
  • Keith: I don't - It's just - Ugh, it's just easier not to see everyone judging me, and hating me if I'm not around them, ok?! I don't care what you say, I've seen the way they look at me - and I look normal now, but what if it gets worse? What if I do start going purple? Or I sprout fur or something stupid like that. How would they look at me then? I'd be just another Galra....... Lance, I don't think I should be on the team anymore.
  • Lance: Wait what? Are you kidding! You think you should be off the team? The team that the Red Lion chose you for? That's crazy! Keith, you've saved everyone's butts loads of times, what would we do without you? How would we form Voltron? And you know, keep the universe safe?
  • Keith: You'd find someone else-
  • Lance: There is no one else Keith! *You're* the Red Paladin. So what if you're Galra? ... Well, sure, there's the whole being a member of the race that's 'trying to take over the universe, destroy entire civilisations and trying to kill us all the time' thing but-
  • Keith: Great, that makes me feel much better.
  • Lance: Well when I say it like that it sounds bad, but that's not all you are. You're Keith first, before any of all that. It's just been a bit of a shock - it's raw you know? Everyone will come to terms with it, trust me... Like I don't know if you've noticed, but Hunk's pretty much got an alien girlfriend
  • Keith: What?
  • Lance: Sure, nobody's judging. And we've all seen Shiro's badass glowing arm thing - also Galra I might add. Does it make us think any less of him? No way! And I'm also convinced Pidge is part computer, I just don't have any proof yet.
  • Keith: //Smiles//
  • Lance: Allura's probably gonna take a little longer than the rest of us, but she's still hurting, and hey, she's like over 10,000 years old, she just needs to get with the times. Like, Galra Keith? Whatever, am I right?
  • Keith: ...... //Chuckles// Thanks Lance.
  • Lance: So don't worry, just come back to the team, we miss you. We've all got our little hang ups and stuff, so it's ok
  • Keith: Yeah, everyone except you - you're perfect
  • Lance: Uh-
  • Keith: - ! //Flustered//
  • Lance: //Flustered as hell//
tfc as even more shit i've said:
  • neil : hi i'd like to apply for a death certificate please?
  • andrew : as you can tell from my complete lack of expression: feelings are being had.
  • kevin : I wish my future were as clear as my pee. #hydrate
  • nicky: i know we're all adults here but I think we might need better supervision...
  • matt: *stares aggressively* *whispers* Ily and will die for you
  • aaron: I consulted with everyone I care about: me, myself, and I all say we don't care.
  • dan: my favorite thing to do is yell "sorry for your tiny penis," at every giant truck I see.
  • renee: *fake ass smile* I'm trying really hard to be moderately nice.
  • allison: you're right, I don't need to spend my money. But I <i>want</i> to and I <i>need</i> you to fuck off.
  • Wymack: for someone who gets myself into these messes, I'm always surprised that I end up in them.
  • abby: *pokes bruise* yeah, yeah. that's... bad.
  • betsy: i want to listen but sometimes you concern me so I just stare instead.
  • riko: eyes on me pls. Give me attention. Watch me fuck my life up
  • jean: I'm half a decent person. I probably deserve better than this.
  • jeremy: i just... can we all just nap?? And be kind??

quick thing I did of ray a few weeks ago… just to prove I’m not dead and that I’m still practicing :’)

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One year x

Thank you for coming back, TLSP <3

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Magnus encouraging Alec to believe in his parents love despite the fact that his own parents love wasn’t unconditional

From Ed Sheeran's interview with MYfm, February 15, 2017.
  • Ed: To be honest, when I do get married, I don't think people will know that it's happening until it's happened. I don't wanna, I'm not--
  • Interviewer: Will it be a lowkey affair?
  • Ed: Definitely, yeah. Definitely. Probably just parents. I don't really, like, that whole kind of media circus around weddings is not really...
  • Interviewer: But that media circus is one thing that I think you've avoided really well, and it's obviously a personal choice.
  • Ed: Up until now, though. I think it's... it's getting quite bad now, yeah. Everything I say and do seems to be a news story, which I've never really had before.
  • Interviewer: Do you guard your words?
  • Ed: No. And that's the problem. Like, that's the problem 'cause lots of sort of negative stories are coming out just because I'm quite an open person.
  • Interviewer: [...] Sometimes the meaning of what you say can be dissected and taken and pieced and parsed to a small point, like politicians go through. And I would think that somebody in your world can get frustrated by that sometimes and not want to give as much of yourself.
  • Ed: Yeah, I find it really frustrating. And like it has got to a point where, probably the next album, I will do less interviews. Not radio, it's different when it's radio because you can hear the way I say stuff, but when it's a print interview... I said in a -- no, a guy said to me in an interview, "How do you feel if people copy you?" And I said, "I don't mind if people copy me." And then the headline in the paper was, "Ed Sheeran Says: People Copy Me." And I was like, that isn't, that isn't--
  • Interviewer: That's not what you said!
  • Ed: Yeah, but the thing is if it's on radio, it's different on radio because you can hear the way that I'm saying things. But in like, in print they can literally write whatever they want.
  • Interviewer: And you know what's so frustrating? Like if I sat here and asked you about an exgirlfriend or something, I'm asking you. But then people will be like, "Oh, Ed brought up his exgirlfriend." You know? That happens all the time in interviews.
  • Ed: Yeah. I find... yeah. It's a weird thing. And I can understand like when you see these huge American artists come out and none of them do interviews, you can kind of... it's because they've had years of this, I think.
  • Interviewer: Fake news!
  • Ed: Yeah, fake news. [laughs]
MCU characters as quotes from me while at school
  • Tony: Pluto is a fucking planet. It orbits a star and has an axis, and gravity, it's a fucking planet. It's not rocket science. it only becomes rocket science when you want to visit it.
  • Rhodey: [someone notices the 'gay af' on his shirt] Yes thank you. Finally someone noticed my hard work
  • Natasha: I hate Satan because he's the one that made Eve eat the fucking apple and give her periods so I hope he's rotting in hell for making my week a hell on earth
  • Clint: [sees everyone eating their lunch and remembers its lunch time] OH YEAH FOOD [runs to the lunch line to get food]
  • Bucky: cutting off your dick would be easier than cutting off your arm
  • Sam: i wish i could just say 'fuck this shit' and fly out the window
  • Steve: Hurt my friend, I hurt you, with a SPOON
  • Scott: i don't know shit about biology I failed it
  • Sharon: I'm a badass but even I won't fight a spider. That's idiotic and I'm just gonna hide around the corner.
  • Thor: AAAAAHHHH [runs and jumps on friend] I LOVE YOU
  • Bruce: That's not probable at all why are you doing that, no, no. don't do that. for right now i'm the mom friend and i'm saying No.
  • Wanda: if one more teacher tells me to do homeWORK I"M GONNA probably do it because it's senior year and i want out of here so fucking bad
  • Pietro: [everytime someone runs by] RUN FOREST RUN [pauses as freshmen stare in confusion] fuck i'm old kill me

Why does this fandom constantly throw shade at their least favorite TRs? Like, do you have nothing to say about your favorites?? Do y'all just hate happiness??

okay everyone always makes modern day/human au Gilbert, Antonio and Francis out to be a bunch of bad boys and thats totally cool!!!

but like just imagine them being total dorks an’ sitting around sucking the helium out of balloons and crying with laughter at their silly voices???

and Francis probably won’t do it at first because he doesn’t want to look lame but they convince him to and Antonio and Gilbert just keel over laughing at him speaking french with a helium induced chipmunk voice

Be excellent to each other.
— 

The Signless, Probably

Would you fuck a clone of yourself?
  • Jolee: Yes.
  • Kreia: No.
  • Atris: I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
  • Brianna: I'm not gay, but I would totally fuck my clone.
  • Juhani: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
  • Atton: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.
  • Visas: I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
  • Mira: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME that ME?
  • Bastila: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
  • Canderous: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
  • Bao-Dur: It's basically just masturbating, right? So no big deal.
  • Mical: It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
  • The Exile: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil?
  • Revan: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and get it on with all of them because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.
  • Carth: You guys are nasty and I'm, frankly, a little concerned.
Would you fuck a clone of yourself? [Vocal Android Edition]
  • Luka: Yes.
  • Kiyoteru: No.
  • Piko: I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
  • Kaito: I'm not gay, but I would totally fuck my clone.
  • IA: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone. That's gross and weird.
  • Haku: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.
  • Miki: I'd fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
  • Rin: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
  • Neru: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I' be too embarrassed to ask somebody else to do.
  • Gumi: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
  • Lily: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
  • Meiko: It's not the same as masturbating. It's like having sex with your twin; wrong and bad!
  • Miku: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.
  • Teto: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.
  • Len: You guys are nasty and frankly, I'm a little concerned.
"Would you fuck a clone of yourself?"
  • Tomohiro: Yes.
  • Mayu: No.
  • Kai: I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
  • Kensuke: I'm not gay, but I would totally fuck my clone.
  • Ryosuke: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
  • Sakutaro: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.
  • Mitsuki: I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
  • Satoshi: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
  • Yoshiki: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
  • Ayumi: It's not the same as masturbating, it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
  • Emi: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone was evil.
  • Yuuya: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
  • Naomi: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
  • Seiko: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.
  • Sachiko: You guys are nasty and I'm, frankly, a little concerned.
  • Petunia: Would you fuck a clone of yourself?
  • Russell: Yes.
  • The Mole: No.
  • Handy: I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
  • Cuddles: I'm not gay, but I would totally fuck my clone.
  • Toothy: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
  • Lammy: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is that strong.
  • Disco Bear: I'd totally want to fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
  • Nutty: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck me than me?
  • Flaky: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
  • Splendid: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
  • Shifty: It's basically the same thing as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
  • Lifty: It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
  • Flippy: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil?
  • Sniffles: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.
  • Giggles: You guys are nasty and I'm frankly a little concerned.
Would you have sex with a clone of yourself?
  • Peter: I wouldn't have sex with my clone, because that would be gay and I'm not gay.
  • James: I'm not gay but I would totally fuck my clone.
  • Frank: I wouldn't have sex with my clone because what if my clone was evil.
  • Remus: It's basically the same as masturbating right? So it's no big deal.
  • Lily: It's not the same as masturbating. It's like having sex with your twin: wrong and bad!
  • Sirius: I wouldn't just have sex with my clone. I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with them all at once, because that's just how pro clone fucking I am.