young Hiccup, Astrid and Fishlegs, are standing in front of a castle that Tuffnut, Ruffnut and Snotlout built on Berk and are now behind it ready for battle.
Tuffnut doing a silly French accent: “Who is it?”
Hiccup: “This is Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III and these are my friends. Whose castle is this?”
Tuffnut: “This is the castle of Lord-King-Overlord-Emperor-Ruler-Sir Thorston-ton”
Hiccup: “Go and tell him that we have been charged with a sacred quest to find the Dragon Eye and if he gives us food and shelter for the night he may join us in our quest.”
Tuffnut: “I’ll ask him but I don’t think he’ll want to. He’s already got one you see.”
Fishlegs: “Are you sure?”
Tuffnut: “Oh, yes it’s very nice.”
Tuffnut (whispers to Ruffnut and Snotlout on his side of the wall): “I told him we already got one.”
They struggle hide their laughter.
Fishlegs: “Well, can we come up and have a look at it?”
Tuffnut: “Of course not! You are Berkian yaks!”
Astrid: “Well what are you then?”
Tuffnut: “I’m French. Why do you think I have this outrages accent!?”
Astrid: “What are you doing on Berk?”
Tuffnut: “Mind your own business!”
Hiccup: “If you don’t show us your Dragon Eye we will be forced to take your castle by force.”
Tuffnut: “You don’t frighten us you silly Berk-ish pig-dogs!!! Go an boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called ‘Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III,’ you and all your silly Berk K-nig-hts!!!!”
Tuffnut: “PPPHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PPPPHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Fishlegs: “What a strange person.”
Hiccup: “Now look here my good man-”
Tuffnut: “I don’t want to talk to you no more! You empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction!!!! Your mother was a Terrible Terror your father smelt of elderberries!!!!”
Astrid: “Is there someone else up there that we can talk to?”
Tuffnut: “No. Now go away or I will taunt you a second time!”
Hiccup: “Now this is your last chance. I’ve been more them reasonable…”
Tuffnut to his friends: “Get the secret weapon.”
Tuffnut: “The SECRET. WEAPON.”
Hiccup: “…If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall be forced to-!”
They vault a chicken over the walls.
Hiccup: “HOLY ODIN!!!”
the chicken lands on Fishlegs.
Hiccup: “Right. CHARGE!!!”
but the onslaught of poultry forces them to retreat.
(Monty Python and the Holy Grail)